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(Pravda)   "No, you cannot have a passport. You're dead. Stop asking"   ( divider line
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82 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Apr 2003 at 7:05 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-03 05:34:37 PM  
"I feel happy!"

Sorry, couldn't resist it. At least I didn't post the entire dialogue.
2003-04-03 07:08:27 PM  
Pravda and "amusing" in the same post.
2003-04-03 07:09:11 PM  
please delete my post before anyone reads(skims) it!

2003-04-03 07:09:31 PM  
You can't have the remote control either.
2003-04-03 07:11:00 PM  
Go ask your mother.
2003-04-03 07:16:07 PM  
Some people don't know when to call it quits and climb into the ground... no, I didn't read the article.
2003-04-03 07:18:23 PM  
"Wait 'till your father gets home."
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2003-04-03 07:19:25 PM  
probly need the passport to come here and vote in some of our elections.
2003-04-03 07:19:57 PM  
Didn't this happen to Hawkeye on an hilarious yet poignant episode of M*A*S*H? That Russkie guy should watch syndicated TV and figure out how to solve his problem.
2003-04-03 07:21:08 PM  
Should have gotten that life insurance policy.
2003-04-03 07:21:37 PM  
that's pravda?
2003-04-03 07:22:06 PM  
Lucky bastard. Life would be so much easier if you where considered dead. No taxes, no need to take out the garbage, nothing. Wish I was dead.
2003-04-03 07:25:04 PM  
Joseph Heller surrenders?
2003-04-03 07:37:57 PM  
Yeah, that sure was funny. Stupid Russia.
2003-04-03 07:39:44 PM  
Can i have a cookie instead?
2003-04-03 07:48:18 PM  
Microsoft says that you are not allowed to die without a Passport account.
2003-04-03 08:17:31 PM  
Only in the former Soviet Union. Although in Chicagoland, dead people still vote. I schitt you not. My next door neighbor has been dead for seven years, when I voted back in November, I still saw her name on the voter registration sheet.

/Means Nothing, I know
2003-04-03 08:36:22 PM  
M*A*S*H went on for 11 years - after that long everything had to have happened in a poignant yet hilarious episode.

and hes in Russia the solution is obvious buy a new passport on the black market.

But the heat is on so tell Klinger to avoid Little Tokyo
2003-04-03 09:47:06 PM  
Crap, I'd love it if this happened to me. I'd disappear and never pay taxes again. Of course I'd probably be homeless. feh.
2003-04-03 09:56:50 PM  
If he's dead, they can't prosecute him for anything, right? I'm dead! You can't sue me!

I'd be robbing banks, looting, whatever... it would be like being the Invisible Man, almost. Except you would be visible. And dead.
2003-04-03 10:10:11 PM  
I know just how the guy feels. I've been dead for years, and it sure beats living. He should leave well enough alone, or go kill his wife so she can join him.
2003-04-04 12:56:57 PM  
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