I now inform you that you are too far from reality. I have detailed information about the situation ... which completely proves that what they allege are illusions. There is no suppression in Iran. In fact, Iran cannot contemplate infidel thoughts of that nature. Ahmadinejad is the father of his people. He is beloved by all citizens of Iran. These criminal accusations will surely be met with eternal hellfire and damnation.

Does he enforce the law on his own terms?

I'm looking forward to more noir-tinged headlines while he's spokesman.

They revolt with no decent alternative.

They deserve suppression.

boy, he really laid the hammer eh?

/bad joke
//try the veal

Trust him, he knows what he's doing.

Mike Hammer?

/stop

Mike Hammer?

And interesting how the two countries we invaded sit to the left and right of Iran.

/we're never leaving those countries
//get use to them hating us even more

Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em

Mentat: She had the kind of legs that could break a horse in half, and the lips to match.

Palin thread!

Subby's got a lot of 'Spillaning to do.

You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to stick your head in that microwave and set it on "sandwich.

http://tinyurl.com/yehgrgf
(copy and paste)

Basij: I now inform you that you are too far from reality. I have detailed information about the situation ... which completely proves that what they allege are illusions. There is no suppression in Iran. In fact, Iran cannot contemplate infidel thoughts of that nature. Ahmadinejad is the father of his people. He is beloved by all citizens of Iran. These criminal accusations will surely be met with eternal hellfire and damnation.

I can't believe the Basij actually budgeted for a TotalFark sockpuppet account.

I hope there is revolution in Iran. They don't need our help to do it though.

The Iranians can do this, I believe the Obama Administration stands with the Iranian people but understands that in order for Iranians to accomplish a revolution, it has to be perceived as the will of the Iranian people, not an American President.

DevideByZer0: I hope there is revolution in Iran. They don't need our help to do it though.

The Iranians can do this, I believe the Obama Administration stands with the Iranian people but understands that in order for Iranians to accomplish a revolution, it has to be perceived as the will of the Iranian people, not an American President.

Tact? In my White House?

Gyrfalcon: I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: And interesting how the two countries we invaded sit to the left and right of Iran.

/we're never leaving those countries
//get use to them hating us even more

And the great big vat of oil underneath it. Hmmmmm.
Slant drilling for the win.

Are you suggesting we took soldiers from our perfectly quaint, developed, materialistic metropolis and sent them to a desert shiathole for the strict purposes of owning an oil pipeline?

/you sir are outrageous!
//maybe condemning Iran's govt. a few more times will stop the violence
///kinda farked both ways though, as getting involved will only make the US look even more oil hungry...

DevideByZer0: I hope there is revolution in Iran. They don't need our help to do it though.

The Iranians can do this, I believe the Obama Administration stands with the Iranian people but understands that in order for Iranians to accomplish a revolution, it has to be perceived as the will of the Iranian people, not an American President.

And if it fails and hundreds of thousands get sent to the gallows...well... that's just how it works.

101111: Basij: I now inform you that you are too far from reality. I have detailed information about the situation ... which completely proves that what they allege are illusions. There is no suppression in Iran. In fact, Iran cannot contemplate infidel thoughts of that nature. Ahmadinejad is the father of his people. He is beloved by all citizens of Iran. These criminal accusations will surely be met with eternal hellfire and damnation.

I can't believe the Basij actually budgeted for a TotalFark sockpuppet account.

Why not? Other government entities and corporate shills probably do too. Hell, you'd think there would be more active real-time posting by any government that is concerned with the public sphere.

culebra: Mentat: She had the kind of legs that could break a horse in half, and the lips to match.

Palin thread!

Oh, dear me. ROLFMAO. :)

Any more news coming out?

culebra: DevideByZer0: I hope there is revolution in Iran. They don't need our help to do it though.

The Iranians can do this, I believe the Obama Administration stands with the Iranian people but understands that in order for Iranians to accomplish a revolution, it has to be perceived as the will of the Iranian people, not an American President.

Tact? In my White House?

It's more lik -- oh wait, no it's not.

culebra: Tact? In my White House?

Imagine that, kind of nice to see some understanding of how things work return to the white house.

RockIsDead: And if it fails and hundreds of thousands get sent to the gallows...well... that's just how it works.

Pretty much, that's why they're rare I guess. It's not like we could invade them or anything, since our military is already bogged down in two wars. At this point, a subtle 'go team' is about the best that can be done.

During the last period of unrest, the Iranian leadership tried to convince people it was an American led revolution to divide loyalty.

The less involved the US appears to be, the more the Iranians believe it's their movement, as it should be.

Anaxphone: I'm looking forward to more noir-tinged headlines while he's spokesman.

THIS.

And the inevitable discovery of cocaine leading to the premature end of the series.

Springy23: Gyrfalcon: I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: And interesting how the two countries we invaded sit to the left and right of Iran.

/we're never leaving those countries
//get use to them hating us even more

And the great big vat of oil underneath it. Hmmmmm.
Slant drilling for the win.

Are you suggesting we took soldiers from our perfectly quaint, developed, materialistic metropolis and sent them to a desert shiathole for the strict purposes of owning an oil pipeline?

/you sir are outrageous!
//maybe condemning Iran's govt. a few more times will stop the violence
///kinda farked both ways though, as getting involved will only make the US look even more oil hungry...

Obviously, it's obvious; but ask family/coworkers where Iraq/Iran/Afghanistan are on a map and I'll bet 10 out of 10 can't do so.

Will we be at war with Iran during Obama's presidency? I'll put it at 90% favorable.

Instead the war being over invisible WMD, this time it'll be because of invisible nuclear weapons/reactors.

Will we ever run out of boogey men?

.

Ah, it's been a while since I've heard that wonderful Chandler quotation. Thanks Subby!

If the public likes you, you're good.

/nothing is obscure on fark

Sledge Hammer?

One Thirty-two and Bush: .

See, that's what I thought, but I guess his name means something else meme-worthy. Also right click, save.

Falcc: One Thirty-two and Bush: .

See, that's what I thought, but I guess his name means something else meme-worthy. Also right click, save.

It was a fun show

How come I cannot find a statement on any sanctioned White House site? This is the exact language put out on by a blog writer I saw earlier, and now it is being attributed to the White House?

He had eyes like two piss-holes in snow.

/personal favorite

If there's anything that can stop a psychotic dictator in his tracks, it's a strongly worded statement.

Gyrfalcon: I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: And interesting how the two countries we invaded sit to the left and right of Iran.

/we're never leaving those countries
//get use to them hating us even more

And the great big vat of oil underneath it. Hmmmmm.
Slant drilling for the win.

I have a straaaawwwwwwww that reaches allll the way to your milkshake.

/I...drink...yooouuuur...MILKSHAKE!
//I DRINK IT UP!!!!

Well, at least Obama did not actually condemn the protestors.

So that's a start, at least.

Oppressed the masses? Oh, you mean like the way we brow beat and belittle a) the majority of people that wanted Bush to have a second term or b) the brilliant folks on the left that are fine with the huge tax increases coming our way just to get a health care bill?

This is america, all you need to do is pick a side then you can irrationally hate half the people here without any thought at all.

FYI, if you can't see it, both a and b are stupid.

Tricky Chicken: both a and b are stupid.

So vote Republican.

This: http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5BQ1PC20091227
appears to be the report that is being re-reported, but, it is not sourced, nor can be found on any .gov site, nor through any search engine?

I want a real statement from anyone in the White House supporting the citizens, not Ahmadinnerjacket.