How do these people get on planes?

One way tickets!
No baggage!
Muslim?

I know it will bruse some feelings ( especially stupid white people ), but can we please start to profile now?

Ok, I just looked at the freepers and they've condemned this guy. I'm hoping he just had to take a giant shiat just so I can see the spin they put on it.

Phoenix_M: MIguy: As somebody who hasn't flown in 15 years and has no intentions of flying again I find this shiat funny.

You must lead an exciting life not traveling overseas

So, one can only have an exciting life if traveling overseas? What about people who live overseas? They just stay home and have an exciting life?

Sounds like you don't know how to have fun, whenever your around yourself.

neongoats: Sounds like the right wing is desperate for a new war, they are having folks bomb planes to give them a new arch enemy to invade/squander whats left of our resources/finances.

I think they lack the power - meaning the number of members in Congress - to do so even if they wanted to. Wake up, it's 2009. The executive branch and the legislative branch of our government is now controlled by the Left wing.

Every time something happens, the airline security dweebs think of something new you can't have on a plane. I'm starting a pool on how many incidents it's going to take before we're all flying naked.

ClarkstonCracker: Why doesn't the government just lose the political correctness, save some money, and make us all safer..

Yes, the answer is racial profiling.

When's the last time a white women blew up a plane?

Having racist policies against whole groups of people kind of makes it hard to recruit CIA agents to infiltrate terrorist groups... the kind of shiat that, unlike racist security theater, actually stops terrorist attacks.

You realize that the CIA doesn't send in English speaking blond haired blue eyed Christians from Kentucky to infiltrate terror groups, right? To infiltrate a group, you have to send in people of the same religion and ethnicity to have credibility. And it is kind of hard to get those people to want to risk death and torture for less than $80,000 a year if you treat them like second class citizens.

Nuuu: Except that many Muslim terrorists believe that when you martyr yourself, your righteous actions immunize you from most sin. Suicide bombers have been spotted visiting prostitutes and feasting on pork the day before they kill themselves.

So basically, your plan would ensure that no innocent Muslim or Jew is killed by a terrorist on a plane, only Christians, atheists, and terrorists.



/a joke
//that was
///I do try not to take Fark too seriously
////because arguing on the internet (for reals) is like competing in the special olympics...

We get awfully worked up about stupid shiat.

I've seen more proof in the last ten years that humans as a group are dumber than a bag of rocks than in the previous forty.

WHERE WAS OBAMA WHEN ALL OF THIS HAPPENED? OUR COUNTRY IS BEING ATTACKED BY TERRORISTS AND HE IS ON VACATION IN HAWAII?!!??!!!?

bojon: People use the word "Profiling" like it a bad thing. Just call it "Statistical Probability" and let common sense rule with rubber gloves.

How do you propose to use statistical probality to stop terrorist attempts?

There are some reports suggesting that the man, who reportedly barricaded himself in the plane's bathroom for an huor, may just have been a sick passenger.

Doesn't Foxnews have spellcheck?

susansto-helit: ClarkstonCracker: Why doesn't the government just lose the political correctness, save some money, and make us all safer..



Yes, the answer is racial profiling.

When's the last time a white women blew up a plane?

We can't control how Holland runs their airports.



But we do control security for planes that enter the US.

borg: Is Detroit a big transfer hub?

I've never had to go there for overseas flights, but for some reasons on a lot of domestic flights when I fly out of Columbus, I end up going to Detroit as the first stop. Not a bad airport, believe it or not.

Retarded Rabid Elk: You realize that the CIA doesn't send in English speaking blond haired blue eyed Christians from Kentucky to infiltrate terror groups, right?

Terryg999: How do these people get on planes?

One way tickets!
No baggage!
Muslim?

I know it will bruse some feelings ( especially stupid white people ), but can we please start to profile now?

How would you profile Muslims?

ahh, the Dutch. Wooden shoes, and wooden heads. Not a lot of room there for optimism for improving airport security at Schiphol.
Full body scans might help.
But it would probably be better to have armed guards, some in uniform, and some in plainclothes, on every flight into North America.
We have bouncers in taverns, and armed guards in banks and on Brinks trucks-why not have appropriate security personnel on international flights?

//just sayin'

///black rum, eggnog, 'n' slashies, ho ho ho !

kronicfeld: mud_shark: Why do people like you get all uptight whenever the US tries to work with other countries?

Because that's totally the dynamic you were describing.

You sound weak and bitter.

really? it took this long?

jshine: /a joke
//that was
///I do try not to take Fark too seriously
////because arguing on the internet (for reals) is like competing in the special olympics...

Nah I got that. The response was supposed to be lighthearted too. I guess it didn't come across.

talaknor: There are some reports suggesting that the man, who reportedly barricaded himself in the plane's bathroom for an huor, may just have been a sick passenger.

Doesn't Foxnews have spellcheck?

It's the Nigerian spelling.

Why is there so much racism on the internet, but not as much racism face-to-face?

Thank you, Fark, for reminding me how this site is no different from 4chan or YouTube comments.

TFA:
He allegedly barricaded himself in the plane's bathroom for an hour.
There are some reports suggesting that the Nigerian man may have just been a sick passenger.

This is news? If some other guy had not tried something harmful just a few days before, this would have never made the news.

How often do they have problems with passengers? It is only news if you are a Trump or a Nigerian. And someday Trumps and Nigerians won't be news anymore.

shower_in_my_socks: I think they should make EXPLOSIVES illegal on planes.

What's that? Already illegal but the screeners totally missed it?

The obvious next move is to make a ton of other unrelated shiat illegal so the screeners can miss that stuff too. You can't catch the guy with the bomb in his underwear, but you got me to take my headphones off, so MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. As long as it looks like you're actually doing something to make us safer, we won't notice that you let a guy board a plane with a BOMB in his UNDERWEAR.

Shhh... The next step is for them to make everyone take off their underwear before going through security. I really don't want to go commando and sit on some smell airplane seat for 6hrs.

Dansker: Crash_Test_Dhimmi: And this will keep happening until we love our lives and our childrens' futures more than we love Political Correctness.

What do you propose?

Profiling. it works, Ask the Israelis.
No Airline Hijackings since the Administration of Lyndon Farking Johnson! (1968)

http://www.usatoday.com/news/sept11/2001/10/01/elal-usat.htm

Oh hello Mr Nigerian dirka dirka, you are flying from Lagos Nigeria, to amsterdam, and following on to Detroit.... And you don't have any luggage whatsoever.... Hi this is Agent Ariel, he would like to ask you a few more questions.

Dansker: ClarkstonCracker:
When's the last time a white women blew up a plane?

Absolutely right. Only white women should be allowed on planes.

Guess that would answer the question of "Where all the white women at?"

dlime16: Ok, I just looked at the freepers and they've condemned this guy. I'm hoping he just had to take a giant shiat just so I can see the spin they put on it.

Innocent before proven guil... oh, f*ck that shiat, he's a darkie.

crazywisdom_uk: I've seen more proof in the last ten years that humans as a group are dumber than a bag of rocks than in the previous forty.

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Terryg999: How do these people get on planes?

One way tickets!
No baggage!
Muslim?

I know it will bruse some feelings ( especially stupid white people ), but can we please start to profile now?

I think you might be on to something. I authorize you to enact the more stringent security in the interests of the safety of all who fly.

btr3924: talaknor: There are some reports suggesting that the man, who reportedly barricaded himself in the plane's bathroom for an huor, may just have been a sick passenger.

Doesn't Foxnews have spellcheck?

It's the Nigerian spelling.

How do Nigerians spell Jihad?

It was the fish, dammit!

FTA: There are some reports suggesting that the man, who reportedly barricaded himself in the plane's bathroom for an hour, may just have been a sick passenger.

New security rules: Anyone who has ever had any kind of gastrointestinal upset, nausea, diarrhea, or motion sickness is banned from flying. Thank you for flying.

cryinoutloud: FTA: There are some reports suggesting that the man, who reportedly barricaded himself in the plane's bathroom for an hour, may just have been a sick passenger.

New security rules: Anyone who has ever had any kind of gastrointestinal upset, nausea, diarrhea, or motion sickness is banned from flying. Thank you for flying.

I think we should all just get our own planes, I am tired of driving anyhow, don't you all think it's time for the next step here.

maybe they're trying to get frequent fire miles

Crash_Test_Dhimmi: Dansker: Crash_Test_Dhimmi: And this will keep happening until we love our lives and our childrens' futures more than we love Political Correctness.

What do you propose?

Profiling.

Yes, I know, but in what way?
How would you apply profiling to stop terrorist attempts?

Oh hello Mr Nigerian dirka dirka, you are flying from Lagos Nigeria, to amsterdam, and following on to Detroit.... And you don't have any luggage whatsoever.... Hi this is Agent Ariel, he would like to ask you a few more questions.

So you start questioning all Nigerians with no luggage.
While you're busy with that, the pale skinned, blonde Islamist terrorist walks through security with a nod and a smile.

bighairyguy: Damn it, that guy was bringing me the $5,000,000 lottery prize I won!

That was a really tired, predictable joke until you added the exclamation point. I LOLLED !!!!!!

So the airplane staff don't have keys to open the bathroom door? Someone could potentially lock themselves in there the entire plane ride?

O&B: Shoe Bomber

NH: Skivvy Bomber