It's not legal until he farks her. Go for the cornhole buddy it's probably cleaner.

Maybe I'll just give away my tv, cellphone and computer and return to books.

Good grief...

Yes, but has he found his cars keys yet?

I heard they considered a Star Trek wedding but when the issue of "go where no man has gone before" came up, well it just didn't seem like a good idea anymore.

Actually, Ronald Reagan ruined marriage when he signed the no-fault divorce bill while governor of California in 1969.

Betcha didn't know that. Did ya biatch?

Jakevol2: Well to be fair he will probably fark her the way gay men fark

/in the pooper.

Hours instead of days... now he has minutes instead of hours!

therecksays: Go for the cornhole buddy it's probably cleaner.

I've got my next 'Best Man' speech ready.

That had to be the article with the worst "redeeming quality/length" ratio I've seen in a while.

Face it, if gay marriage were legalized, than animal marriage would soon follow. No Bichon Frise would ever be safe from Ms. Hilton...

I watched a rerun of the MTV Video Music Awards. Whatever that is. Anyway, there was a shirtless guy on there who was fully coated in glitter stuff and singing very poorly.

That's gay.

+1 for the second part of the headline, Subby. :D

She kinda looks like a guy from behind.

HEFTY! HEFTY! HEFTY!


/better not be farkin obscure.

therecksays: Go for the cornhole buddy it's probably cleaner.

Jim Morrison approves of this plan!!

/...but the little girls understand!

Jakevol2: Well to be fair he will probably fark her the way gay men fark

/in the pooper.

Does he have a choice? That pussy has gotta be stretched like silly putty by now.

therecksays: It's not legal until he farks her. Go for the cornhole pile of manure that's been in the sun for three weeks buddy it's probably cleaner.
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Tyranicle: Actually, Ronald Reagan ruined marriage when he signed the no-fault divorce bill while governor of California in 1969.

Betcha didn't know that. Did ya biatch?

Congratulations, you managed to find the only worthwhile thing Reagan ever did in his political career.

Why the hell is this on the front page?


Showbiz tab, yea I could understand that, but the front page?

Is it really that good of an article/story?

Galactic_Empanada: Why the hell is this on the front page?


Showbiz tab, yea I could understand that, but the front page?

Is it really that good of an article/story?

Post Christmas lack of news?

Did you see the picture of his actual fiancee farther down the page? Why the hell would you ever risk screwing that up? No matter how much she says "Oh no, it'll be a good joke go ahead." You know she's going to catch shiat from her friends that her fiancee "eloped" with Paris Hilton.

I know I know, someone somewhere is tired of her shiat, but I'm not.

Jayne Mansfeld was the worst job Derek & Clive ever had, only because Paris Hilton wasn't around then.

Murkanen: Tyranicle: Actually, Ronald Reagan ruined marriage when he signed the no-fault divorce bill while governor of California in 1969.

Betcha didn't know that. Did ya biatch?

Congratulations, you managed to find the only worthwhile thing Reagan ever did in his political career.

Not worthwhile you commie f*cker. Give me one example how no-fault is better than traditional marriage.

No subby, we realize shiatholes like this are making a mockery of it as well. How many Christians or Conservatives do you really think are sittting there going this is GREAT.

/compaining about individuals perverting something is much less effective than complainming about groups that are trying to change something that has been a core of most cultures throughout history.

Our friends just got married by that same Elvis this past summer!

/cool story

Jakevol2: Every see the mouth of a burn victim? I bet her twat looks like that these days.

She is one of those woman who clean up nicely, but is pretty average looking without the Hollywood makeover. For me, I think it is her seductive look in the camera that seems to float my boat.

ArkAngel: Hey, subby, most of the "traditional marriage" advocates I know hate this kid of shiat as much, if not more.

Then why don't they try and ban it?

/not smitty

Meet Us at the Stick [TotalFark] Quote 2009-12-26 11:57:05 PM
Did she hit them with potato chips?

LoL, I see someone else was perusing that earlier thread.

Obviously whomever married them should have their license revoked.

Harry_Seldon: She is one of those woman who clean up nicely, but is pretty average looking without the Hollywood makeover. For me, I think it is her seductive look in the camera that seems to float my boat.

For me it's the fact that she's dumber than pigeon droppings, and I could therefore trick her into doing things for my amusement.

/No, really, I hate her.
//She's an over-privileged dick ornament.
///She probably smells like a free clinic.

/no thanks

Jakevol2 2009-12-27 12:35:30 AM

TurnerBrown Your FARK handle amuses me. Is that like saying "Once you go black you never go back?"

/You know the Xian conservatives used to use the same arguments about inter-racial marriages that you are using about gay marriage.

Glad it amuses you, No Its like saying, "I have obsevered a lot of people in my time and I have a sense of humor about how screwed up people can be."

/No That was never a Christian issue, That was a racist issue.

Murkanen: Tyranicle: Actually, Ronald Reagan ruined marriage when he signed the no-fault divorce bill while governor of California in 1969.

Betcha didn't know that. Did ya biatch?

Congratulations, you managed to find the only worthwhile thing Reagan ever did in his political career.

Just because communism was the first (probubly in college) political ideology you were exposed to doesn't mean It's the only political ideology there is. Grow some balls and think for yourself. Question everything. Even the ones who you know for sure are being honest with you.

Harry_Seldon: She is one of those woman who clean up nicely, but is pretty average looking without the Hollywood makeover. For me, I think it is her seductive look in the camera that seems to float my boat.

I admit usually I think she looks quite dumb, but the picture of her with her real boyfriend at the bottom does make her look good. Very pixieish.

cowsspinach: /no thanks



I had briefly forgotten about that.

/Aren't you a chick?

Don't fool yourself, girl...

Harry_Seldon: For me, I think it is her seductive look in the camera that seems to float my boat.

You mean where she squints and puffs out her cheeks?

Pfeh. She looks like she's astigmatic and giving a blowjob simultaneously.

/Velma would be hotter, and have the same look.
//Hell, Scooby Doo would be hotter.

If there were such a thing: Feed her to the Sarlaac. Her and others like her. These people who are famous for nothing more then their name or sex tape, are doing nothing for us as a species. Throw them into the pit and forget about them for 1000 years.

WFern:

I had briefly forgotten about that.
/Aren't you a chick?

Yup, but I can still say who's a pretty sexy chick. She's not sexy, she's a disgusting STD infected whore.

Tyranicle: Give me one example how no-fault is better than traditional marriage.

People are no longer being forcibly made to remain with someone that they despise.

Well, joke marriage or not, ol' boy better wrap that shiat up tight if he plans on "consummating the relationship"...



/What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
//Except herpes. That shiat will come back with you.

Dude definitely traded way down on that one!

Tyranicle: Just because communism was the first (probubly in college) political ideology you were exposed to doesn't mean It's the only political ideology there is. Grow some balls and think for yourself. Question everything. Even the ones who you know for sure are being honest with you.

This post makes absolutely no sense in the context of this thread. WTF are you ranting about communism in a thread about a slutty heir to corporate empire?

Crap. That's what I get for not checking the comments while hunting down pics through GIS.

/Still afraid of herpes.
//Very, very afraid.

cowsspinach: Yup, but I can still say who's a pretty sexy chick. She's not sexy, she's a disgusting STD infected whore.

What her STD-riddled crotch may look like (NSFW)

God help me, but it's like staring at a train wreck.