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2009-12-26 10:50:10 PM
Best part of the article:

(Second true story about my mom: When she was a young woman in rural Virginia, she started getting obscene phone calls. This was no secret to the rest of the folks in town, because the pervert had to use the party line which meant we all got obscene phone calls. He was later arrested.)
 
2009-12-26 11:30:33 PM
cretinbob: Best part of the article:

(Second true story about my mom: When she was a young woman in rural Virginia, she started getting obscene phone calls. This was no secret to the rest of the folks in town, because the pervert had to use the party line which meant we all got obscene phone calls. He was later arrested.)


That was, indeed, the peanut in this turd of an article.
 
2009-12-27 12:03:15 AM
I'm thumbing this down on principle.
 
2009-12-27 02:52:25 AM
no letterman?
 
2009-12-27 02:55:31 AM
I can't believe I both read that and was vaguely amused by it.
 
2009-12-27 02:57:28 AM
Where's all the decade references?

When 1970 became 1980 it was a HUGE deal. It was like the world was being switched on. When 1980 became 1990 it was kinda lame - when 2000 rolled over it was all about y2k. First 10 years of the next millenium and everything is still all about 2009 which lets face it pretty much blew.
 
2009-12-27 03:00:39 AM
Top 10 Sites for collections of Top 10 Lists:
Cracked...
...
 
2009-12-27 03:01:45 AM
Uh, do you work for a living? Did you get drunk this morning and write this? Are you still living? I am worried about you. This has the hallmark of the worst journalism of the Zeros. Serious, are you okay? Are you on Meth? Did Santa pass something down the chimney you were not on before?
 
2009-12-27 03:03:09 AM
We need nine more lists like this.
 
2009-12-27 03:10:37 AM
worst greenlit article ever.
 
2009-12-27 03:10:45 AM
Hey, at least it's not a slideshow. Or a slideshow of slideshows!
 
2009-12-27 03:11:05 AM
Oh, kiss my ass subby...
 
2009-12-27 03:12:07 AM
okay guys, next year for 2010 we need a top 10 list of top 10 lists of top 10 lists. make sure it's a slideshow. get on it.
 
2009-12-27 03:12:51 AM
My list did not make it?

1. Black Muslims
2. Blacks
3. Muslims
4. Jews
5. Christians
6. Asians
7. Feminists
8. Europeans
9. Smokers
10. Polluters

Just kidding.
 
2009-12-27 03:27:42 AM
ndn1.newsweek.com

content8.flixster.com

Nice to see they found another use for Edgar's skin after MIB.
 
2009-12-27 03:39:37 AM
Panty Sniffer: My list did not make it?

1. Black Muslims
2. Blacks
3. Muslims
4. Jews
5. Christians
6. Asians
7. Feminists
8. Europeans
9. Smokers
10. Polluters

Just kidding.


Atheist
Amish
Drinkers
 
2009-12-27 03:52:03 AM
MrEricSir: Hey, at least it's not a slideshow. Or a slideshow of slideshows!

God, now you're giving me nightmares.
 
2009-12-27 03:55:07 AM
Top Ten Top Ten Top Ten Lists:

10

9

8

7

6


5


4


3


2

1
 
2009-12-27 04:03:05 AM
The "Top 10 Most Fascinating Urinals" is a hoot.

All the urinals at the 'John Michael Kohler Arts Center' are really cool. Would be proud to have any one of those in my home. Especially the. 'Pontiff".

The female urinal at Dairy Queen in just plain nasty. What woman in her right mind would use something like that? I don't think even a very butch Lesbian would use that thing.

cretinbob: Best part of the article:

(Second true story about my mom: When she was a young woman in rural Virginia, she started getting obscene phone calls. This was no secret to the rest of the folks in town, because the pervert had to use the party line which meant we all got obscene phone calls. He was later arrested.)


lolrotff. Best part of the article save for the urinals.
 
2009-12-27 04:19:50 AM
Get meta, with me, chum!

/not obscure, blah blah blah
 
2009-12-27 04:22:10 AM
they couldn't fit the list on one page? What's with the "next page" trend on the internet? I get not putting 100 items on one page, but you can't fit 10?
 
2009-12-27 05:23:58 AM
Jamieboy: The "Top 10 Most Fascinating Urinals" is a hoot.



The female urinal at Dairy Queen in just plain nasty. What woman in her right mind would use something like that? I don't think even a very butch Lesbian would use that thing.


They're all over the State Department building in Foggy Bottom. Apparently, they were installed in the swingin' 70's to 'liberate' women from toilets. I guess. The current crop of women is ready to stomp whoever had that idea into the dirt, and the Department is finally getting the message and getting rid of them.
 
2009-12-27 05:31:40 AM
inkblot: Top Ten Top Ten Top Ten Lists:



motivationalimage.com
 
2009-12-27 06:02:03 AM
garrettcz: worst greenlit article ever.

Perhaps someone ought to start a list?
 
2009-12-27 07:32:41 AM
Mike_LowELL: I'm thumbing this down on principle.

This
 
2009-12-27 07:56:21 AM
Hey, at least it's not a slideshow. Or a slideshow of slideshows!

The AskMen lists were. And whoever wrote "Top 10 Holiday Date Ideas" must have caught teh ghey: suggesting baking together is idiocy when most men think a whisk is used in the washing machine.
 
2009-12-27 09:11:27 AM
Moar lists you say? See:
http://www.listafterlist.com

/friends of mine created it
//has tens of thousands of lists
 
2009-12-27 11:01:33 AM
Sup dawg, we heard you like Top 10 Lists so we put some Top 10 Lists in your Top 10 List so you can read Top 10 Lists while you're reading a Top 10 List.
 
2009-12-27 11:31:01 AM
inkblot: Top Ten Top Ten Top Ten Lists:


Good collection. That'll surely make it into my Top Ten Top Ten Top Ten Top Ten List.
 
2009-12-27 11:42:47 AM
Omnivorous: Hey, at least it's not a slideshow. Or a slideshow of slideshows!

The AskMen lists were. And whoever wrote "Top 10 Holiday Date Ideas" must have caught teh ghey: suggesting baking together is idiocy when most men think a whisk is used in the washing machine.


Maybe you just need to hang out with a better class of people. Most guys I know are pretty good at cooking. These days it's only the lazy or "make me sammich and iron my shirt, woman!" guys who can't cook.
 
2009-12-27 12:50:16 PM
555-filk~~

I never met one of these~~
Atheist Amish Drinker

What does an atheist amish drinker drink?
 
2009-12-27 05:30:26 PM
This list is moot.
 
2009-12-27 08:28:46 PM
I bet Subby is looking forward to next year when he'll be able to submit "Top 10 Top 10 Lists of '10"
 
2009-12-28 08:52:45 AM
The fact that Bella is the most popular girl's name right now scares me.
 
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