CougarJeff: Let's just start putting everyone in hibernation chambers when we check in.
Bucky Katt: If you got to pee, don't want until the last minute to head to the loo. Either plan ahead or just whip it out and pee on the seat in front of you.
FlashHarry: my favorite was when they banned all liquids. so, in essence, they were banning a state of matter. what's next? ban all solids? gases? bose-einstein condensates?
Kyosuke: Score another victory for the terrorists.
7of7: The last flight I went on was 20% babies, 20% bratty little kids, and 30% morbidly obese people taking up two seats even though they only paid for one.
snuff3r: So, mostly Americans?
ragekage: Awesome, I get to take a 23-month old on a cross-country flight in two weeks.
DamnYankees: ragekage: Awesome, I get to take a 23-month old on a cross-country flight in two weeks.I have a cross-country flight in 14 hours.
zz9: I am struggling to think of any single measure that is as easy to get around as this. So a terrorist can't set off his bomb in the last hour? So he sets it off a few minutes earlier. Job done.This is like saying "He was wearing a blue jacket! Lets ban all blue jackets!"
ultraholland: CougarJeff: Let's just start putting everyone in hibernation chambers when we check in.If these are my handlers I'm all for it
ultraholland: If these are my handlers I'm all for it
funsized: Exactly. I'm sure any potential terrorists are going to go "Well, shiat, I was supposed to set this off in the last hour but I guess that's illegal now. Darn!" They seem to be terribly focused on the legality of their actions, after all.
MRIman: illegal to get up within the final hour.
CougarJeff: Bucky Katt: If you got to pee, don't want until the last minute to head to the loo. Either plan ahead or just whip it out and pee on the seat in front of you.Use those little bags they give you.
Hau Ruck: It's a good thing a minority of us actually read books anymore.
DamnYankees: This country is full of and run by utter cowards. Just pathetic.
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