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(Fox News)   Nigerian Banker claims to be father of Detroit bombing suspect. He needs an account number to transfer funds so he can bail him out   (foxnews.com) divider line 87
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2009-12-26 03:16:37 PM
You sure you want him back? Your son is a world-class idiot.
 
2009-12-26 03:27:21 PM
old news is old. all the other news articles already stated this.

my guess is Subby wanted to use another bad nigerian prince joke.

//shutup meg
 
2009-12-26 03:29:10 PM
I just got an email from that guy!
 
2009-12-26 03:29:18 PM
2 years, that puts him on Bush's watch, jews, 911, gay marriage, troll.

/I got nothin
 
2009-12-26 03:32:09 PM
MINE WAS FUNNIER

LOVE,
MRS CAPSLOCK STUCK ON NETBOOK
 
2009-12-26 03:35:16 PM
Thanks to this idiot, the TSA has not put in stupid rules for the last hour of inbound US flights, such as

-can't get up during the last hour
-NOTHING on your lap
-can't access the bin above or the compartment in front of you
-100% secondary screening
-only 1 carryon

OMG YOU HAVE A BOOK ON YOUR LAP. YOU'RE A TERRORIST!

source (new window)
 
2009-12-26 03:38:16 PM
quantumslip: Thanks to this idiot, the TSA has not put in stupid rules for the last hour of inbound US flights, such as

-can't get up during the last hour
-NOTHING on your lap
-can't access the bin above or the compartment in front of you
-100% secondary screening
-only 1 carryon

OMG YOU HAVE A BOOK ON YOUR LAP. YOU'RE A TERRORIST!

source (new window)


Yay for reactive prevention.

/y'know, if you folks in the rest of the world weren't so unruly, we wouldn't need to do this
 
2009-12-26 03:41:02 PM
Just shrinkwrap the muzzies onboard, please, so the rest of us can fly in peace. Jeez.
 
2009-12-26 03:45:41 PM
Thanks you Islamic fanatic asswipe. Just like Quantumslip said: Coming home from Spokane back to Seattle, I was patted down, and had my farking HAIR SHAMPOO confiscated! The same tube I brought with me on my flight out. WTF?

I don't blame the TSA or the airports. I blame the GD Terrorists/fanatics themselves, and the PC attitude that says we all have to suffer 'cause of the lowest common denominators in our midst.

/calmed down at the airport. Free wifi from Boingo 'cause Google's sponsoring it!
//Still had a great Christmas!
 
2009-12-26 03:46:01 PM
We will have to start pulling our pantlegs up as we walk through security. I'm just glad he didn't have the device stuck up his ass.
 
2009-12-26 03:46:20 PM
Knara: Yay for reactive prevention.

Our local news said that they sent the SFPD SWAT team to the San Francisco Airport.

Joe: "Hey Lou, this news report says that a Nigerian guy lit his crotch on fire on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit. Nothing happened, the passengers subdued him."

Lou: "OMFG, send in the SWAT team."

WTF? Maybe the guys can use the overtime.
 
2009-12-26 03:46:41 PM
FTFA:
The official told CBS news that the suspect used a syringe to inject a chemical into the powder, which was located near his groin.


At least this [now] dickless wonder won't be breeding...
 
2009-12-26 03:47:14 PM
quantumslip: Thanks to this idiot, the TSA has not put in stupid rules for the last hour of inbound US flights, such as

-can't get up during the last hour
-NOTHING on your lap
-can't access the bin above or the compartment in front of you
-100% secondary screening
-only 1 carryon

OMG YOU HAVE A BOOK ON YOUR LAP. YOU'RE A TERRORIST!

source (new window)


Oh, hey, fun, more reason for potential tourists to go out of their way to avoid the US even as an emergency landing. (If you're flying from, say, Toronto to Mexico City, and your plane conks out and you end up skidding into Dallas, everyone has to go through US security even though nobody had any intention of even touching US soil.)

Seriously. The rest of the world has routes for this. We drive international tourists nuts when they try and avoid refueling in Honolulu.
 
2009-12-26 03:47:33 PM
Published reports in Nigeria said Abdulmutallab's father had contacted the U.S. embassy six months ago about concerns his son had become radicalized and could pose a threat to the U.S. One report said the father could not understand why his son was allowed to board a flight to the U.S. given his warning.

Enjoying your useless security theater, folks?
At least when I finish whacking off, I have something to show for it.
 
2009-12-26 03:49:35 PM
quantumslip: Thanks for the update.

It seems to me that the "others" (whomever they might be) are truly playing the tune and we all are doing the dancing. First the shoe bomber, then the so called "binary explosives" item out of the U.K. and now this most recent asshat have achieved, with minimal expense and effort, for air travel to become more and more cumbersome, and of course, more and more expensive, both in real expenditures as well as in man (person)/hours rendered unproductive.

Are they perhaps winning?

Have they been studying Sun Tzu and actually applying his teachings?

Discuss...
 
2009-12-26 03:53:56 PM
Seriously. The rest of the world has routes for this. We drive international tourists nuts when they try and avoid refueling in Honolulu.

On the plus side for American citizens. Us being jerks keeps less people in our Airports and decrease congestion. Yea for the plus side effects of being Pains in the A##es.
 
2009-12-26 03:56:34 PM
I hate the dUTCH.
 
2009-12-26 03:56:40 PM
Just f-ing great. I'm flying out tomorrow. I suppose I'll just leave all my liquids at home and buy at a Walgreens whatever the hotel doesn't provide. Inconsiderate jerk couldn't wait until I got back home to try and blow up a plane.

quantumslip: -100% secondary screening
What does that mean exactly?
 
2009-12-26 03:56:59 PM
On the other hand my grandmother enjoyed being patted down at the airport. She said it's been years since a man wanted to put his hand up her skirt. She's hoping for a strip search on her way home.
 
2009-12-26 03:57:07 PM
numbone: We will have to start pulling our pantlegs up as we walk through security. I'm just glad he didn't have the device stuck up his ass.

Al Qaeda has already used a butt bomb trying to kill a Saudi. They could have it surgically put in their arm like a honorable Klingon would do but they enjoy putting things up their butt like a Ferengi biatch.
 
2009-12-26 03:58:13 PM
Gitmo, here he comes.
 
2009-12-26 03:59:58 PM
Panty Sniffer: I hate the dUTCH.

www.dethklok.org
 
2009-12-26 04:00:30 PM
castufari: Gitmo, here he comes.

Remember we're trying to CLOSE Gitmo. More likely he goes to Florence.
 
2009-12-26 04:00:57 PM
22 December 2001: Richard Reid attempts to give himself the hotfoot on an American Airlines flight.

25 December 2009: Umar Abdulmasinutab lights his crank on fire on a Northwest flight.

Keep up the good work, guys! We're all totally terrified of you.
 
2009-12-26 04:01:41 PM
NakedApe: On the other hand my grandmother enjoyed being patted down at the airport. She said it's been years since a man wanted to put his hand up her skirt. She's hoping for a strip search on her way home.

I'm sure there are some $7.25 per hour TSA jerks with Napoleonic complexes who will gladly oblige.
 
2009-12-26 04:01:48 PM
Panty Sniffer: I hate the dUTCH.

There's nothing more I hate than intolerance...and the Dutch.

www.filmsnobs.com
 
2009-12-26 04:02:12 PM
Sure, just steal my post from the other thread about this and insta green! woot!
 
2009-12-26 04:02:18 PM
Gosling: Unfortunately, airlines, airports & miscellaneous authorities are no longer distinguishing between U.S. bound flights and all others and are applying the HS/FAA/TSA rules in many countries across the board without regard to destination. We are all getting screwed and not all of us are enjoying it...
 
2009-12-26 04:02:46 PM
Gosling: castufari: Gitmo, here he comes.

Remember we're trying to CLOSE Gitmo. More likely he goes to Florence.


Worse, they actually let him get to Detroit.
 
2009-12-26 04:04:38 PM
Lord Farkwad: numbone: We will have to start pulling our pantlegs up as we walk through security. I'm just glad he didn't have the device stuck up his ass.

Al Qaeda has already used a butt bomb trying to kill a Saudi. They could have it surgically put in their arm like a honorable Klingon would do but they enjoy putting things up their butt like a Ferengi biatch.


I forsee that in the next two years they will implant explosives inside fake boobies!!

/You KNOW where they will put the arming device/detonator!!
//No, you stain on Allah's ass! First the left, THEN the right! Just like the Catholics!
 
2009-12-26 04:04:45 PM
castufari: Gitmo, here he comes.

How about just prison?
 
2009-12-26 04:07:32 PM
Lord Farkwad: Al Qaeda has already used a butt bomb trying to kill a Saudi.

After that happened, I was really hoping the TSA would adopt some new rule that would require you to fart as you go through screening, to prove there wasn't anything up your butt. I was looking forward to ripping monster farts on the TSA "officers."

They could have it surgically put in their arm like a honorable Klingon would do but they enjoy putting things up their butt like a Ferengi biatch.

Sensors are detecting much win in this post.
 
2009-12-26 04:10:15 PM
Hickory-smoked: castufari: Gitmo, here he comes.

How about just prison?


Put this guy in a Supermax and he will be beaten senseless and butt-raped by the inmates. I think most people would consider that justice.
 
2009-12-26 04:11:08 PM
The official said that the suspect has been on a list that includes people with known or suspected contact or ties to a terrorist or terrorist organization.

So a 5-year-old with the name Jim Smith is not allowed to fly because he might be a terrorist, yet this guy has no problem getting on a plane. Unbelievable. It's all smoke and mirrors folks, all smoke and mirrors.
 
2009-12-26 04:13:14 PM
headstone: FTFA:
The official told CBS news that the suspect used a syringe to inject a chemical into the powder, which was located near his groin.


At least this [now] dickless wonder won't be breeding...


Abdulmutallab be nimble, Abdulmutallab be quick. Abdulmutallab burned off his farking dick.
 
2009-12-26 04:13:42 PM
quantumslip: Thanks to this idiot, the TSA has not put in stupid rules for the last hour of inbound US flights, such as

-can't get up during the last hour
-NOTHING on your lap
-can't access the bin above or the compartment in front of you
-100% secondary screening
-only 1 carryon

OMG YOU HAVE A BOOK ON YOUR LAP. YOU'RE A TERRORIST!

source (new window)


and how would any of this have prevented what happened? He could just do it in the first hour of the flight or any other hour of the flight except the last. Does the TSA or any county's equivalent think before they issue stupid rules like this????
 
2009-12-26 04:18:59 PM
Walker: The official said that the suspect has been on a list that includes people with known or suspected contact or ties to a terrorist or terrorist organization.

So a 5-year-old with the name Jim Smith is not allowed to fly because he might be a terrorist, yet this guy has no problem getting on a plane. Unbelievable. It's all smoke and mirrors folks, all smoke and mirrors.


And not smoke or mirrors in any particular arrangement. More like an accidental fire at a glass factory.
 
2009-12-26 04:19:39 PM
It's just like a scene from an intrigue film,
and I'm still not convinced that it wasn't for real.
 
2009-12-26 04:21:46 PM
Subby - I don't care what the others say +1 for the headline made me laugh.

//to anyone who plans to fly this week - bring NO FLUIDS unless it is your insulin or some other medically needed drug. TSA is not allowing anything (just returned from Chicago)
 
2009-12-26 04:23:15 PM
smells_like_meat: Knara: Yay for reactive prevention.

Our local news said that they sent the SFPD SWAT team to the San Francisco Airport.

Joe: "Hey Lou, this news report says that a Nigerian guy lit his crotch on fire on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit. Nothing happened, the passengers subdued him."

Lou: "OMFG, send in the SWAT team."

WTF? Maybe the guys can use the overtime.


To be fair, I can see he logic depending on how long after the incident his happened. It would be a while before anyone would know if this was an isolated incident or a coordinated attack so having law enforcment on alert at major airports until more information is known seems prudent.
 
2009-12-26 04:25:50 PM
Niger please...
 
2009-12-26 04:28:06 PM
ABQGOD:

quantumslip: -100% secondary screening
What does that mean exactly?


That means when you go through the security checkpoint you and everyone else will be wanded and have your carry ons searched. Have fun!
 
2009-12-26 04:30:15 PM
BasqueBastard: Lord Farkwad: numbone: We will have to start pulling our pantlegs up as we walk through security. I'm just glad he didn't have the device stuck up his ass.

Al Qaeda has already used a butt bomb trying to kill a Saudi. They could have it surgically put in their arm like a honorable Klingon would do but they enjoy putting things up their butt like a Ferengi biatch.

I forsee that in the next two years they will implant explosives inside fake boobies!!

/You KNOW where they will put the arming device/detonator!!
//No, you stain on Allah's ass! First the left, THEN the right! Just like the Catholics!


img138.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-26 04:33:36 PM
Nigerian banker? I think he sent me this email.....

Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Bada Musa, Bank Manager of ORIENT BANK OF
NIGERIA, Lagos Branch. I have urgent and very
confidential business proposition for you.
On June 6 1997, an American oil consultant/contractor
with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, Mr.
Barry Kelly made a numbered time (Fixed) deposited for
twelve calendar months, valued at US$25,000,000.00
(Twenty-five Million Dollars) in my branch. Upon
maturity, I sent a routine notification to his
forwarding address but got no reply.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a
foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Barry
Kelly so that the fruits of this old man's labor will
not get into the hands of some corrupt officials. This
is simple, I will like you to provide me immediately
with your full names and address so that the attorney
will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits,
which will put you in place as the next of kin.
 
2009-12-26 04:35:41 PM
Knara: /y'know, if you folks in the rest of the world weren't so unruly, we wouldn't need to do this

Or if the rest of the world was really afraid of us.
 
2009-12-26 04:36:19 PM
Walker: and how would any of this have prevented what happened? He could just do it in the first hour of the flight or any other hour of the flight except the last. Does the TSA or any county's equivalent think before they issue stupid rules like this????

TSA is a bunch of self-serving idiots who will institute new "security" measures just to justify their own paychecks and budget. It doesn't matter worth jack if the measures actually work (which they won't -- this guy boarded in Amsterdam, so the Dutch were responsible for his screening), as long as the rules generate more overtime hours. These failed attacks are great news for TSA, since they keep people scared and prove that the threat is real (which it is).
 
2009-12-26 04:37:51 PM
How is it the TSA never catches this stuff? His Dad even warned the US. How dumb are these people?
 
2009-12-26 04:38:32 PM
give me doughnuts: Knara: /y'know, if you folks in the rest of the world weren't so unruly, we wouldn't need to do this

Or if the rest of the world was really afraid of us.


Yea, we need to bring back crucifixion. That seemed to work for the Romans -- at least for a while.
 
2009-12-26 04:39:23 PM
crazywisdom_uk: How is it the TSA never catches this stuff? His Dad even warned the US. How dumb are these people?

This guy boarded in Holland, so it wasn't the TSA doing the screening.
 
2009-12-26 04:45:45 PM
jshine: crazywisdom_uk: How is it the TSA never catches this stuff? His Dad even warned the US. How dumb are these people?

This guy boarded in Holland, so it wasn't the TSA doing the screening.


El Al screens all passengers extensively regardless of what country the airport is in.
 
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