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59 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Apr 2003 at 2:14 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-03 10:03:49 AM  
That will be one soft taco and one SARS. Your total is $1.25. Thank you please drive thu.
2003-04-03 10:07:54 AM  
GIS for "chihuahua chalupa":

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2003-04-03 10:47:11 AM  
Gis for Chinese Chihuahua.
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Damn that's a lot of chalupa on the hoof.
2003-04-03 02:16:21 PM  
"Taco Bell to open first store in China next month"

First store eh? So where have they been getting all of their stuff then?

/grammar nazi
2003-04-03 02:17:06 PM well as in Iraq.
/obvious lame comment
2003-04-03 02:18:04 PM  
No telling what will be in the meat over there. Probably some extra rice. (BAD JOKE)
2003-04-03 02:18:13 PM  
Well, this article explains the headline that appears below it...

<rim shot>
2003-04-03 02:19:20 PM  
Taco Bell in China is like storing chemical weapons in a biological weapons facility.
2003-04-03 02:19:25 PM  
So yea....their motto still "Head south of the border" or whatever it is?
2003-04-03 02:19:35 PM  
I'll have a sesame stuft burrito, and general tsao's nachos.

"Would you like hot, medium, or fire soy sauce with that?"
2003-04-03 02:19:53 PM  
We don't want the rest of the world to have WOMD, yet we give a billion people the ability to turn their farts into toxic gas?

Goddamn hypocrites we are.
2003-04-03 02:20:56 PM  
How do you say "Yo quiero Taco Bell" in Chinese??
2003-04-03 02:21:27 PM  
Everything is cheaper in China right? With Taco Bell's already cheap food does this mean 18 cent burritos?
2003-04-03 02:22:14 PM  
Take a Great Leap Forward to the Border!
2003-04-03 02:22:50 PM  
15 years from now the US will seriously regret this. I mean, sending WMDs to Iraq is one thing, but Toxo Hell can only end up hurting our relations with China.
2003-04-03 02:22:52 PM  
It's not like China didn't currently have enough health problems already.

- Former taco bell food poisoning victim
2003-04-03 02:22:57 PM  
How do you say "Yo quiero Taco Bell" in Chinese??

"yo quielo tako berr"
2003-04-03 02:23:08 PM  
Source: Swineetha Dias Wickramanayaka

Swineetha always does great work.
2003-04-03 02:23:24 PM  
Just what the world needs. 10 Billion people with the "trotts"!
2003-04-03 02:23:31 PM  
I'm not positive that China is equipped with the proper sewer system to handle the Taco Bell invasion.
2003-04-03 02:25:08 PM  
toxic hell....make a run for the toilet.

how do you translate THAT into Cantonese?
2003-04-03 02:25:26 PM  
Will it have a bike-thru window?
2003-04-03 02:26:11 PM  
Only Americans need Duck sauce.
2003-04-03 02:27:47 PM  
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2003-04-03 02:28:23 PM  

æˆ'要Taco å"e"f

Apparently there is no chinese word for Taco. I wonder what they refer to it as
2003-04-03 02:36:35 PM  
Taco å"e"f导致æ˜"cˆ†cš„è...¹æ³»
2003-04-03 02:43:20 PM  
AWESOME CKY reference.
2003-04-03 02:44:39 PM  
2003-04-03 03:04:29 PM  
To: China
From: Me

I'm sorry. Really. Even somewhat enemies shouldn't suffer Taco Bell.
2003-04-03 03:06:53 PM  
Pretty soon, there are going to be some pretty nasty franchise wars, and only Taco Bell will survive. Then, everyone will eat at Taco Bell.
2003-04-03 03:10:52 PM  
Incredible. Fast food wars in China? End fast food proliferation around the world!
2003-04-03 03:18:36 PM  
Benzol, Demolition Man was a terrible movie and it's sad that I got that reference.
2003-04-03 03:21:53 PM  
"YUM!" is not the word I would have used.

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2003-04-03 03:34:29 PM  
The only somewhat decent Arizona Wildcat comic.
2003-04-03 03:51:39 PM  
Won't long long till they start droppin off like flies
2003-04-03 04:13:17 PM  
2003-04-03 04:19:49 PM  
This will be the catalyst to start the downfall of one few last communist regimes I predict.
2003-04-03 04:30:40 PM  
Good, I always said we should strike first.
2003-04-03 04:40:33 PM  
I smell photoshop!!!!
2003-04-03 04:44:45 PM  
Payback for SARS, biatch.
2003-04-03 04:51:39 PM  
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Taco bell, Taco Bell... Product placement with Taco Bell...
2003-04-03 04:58:23 PM  
I miss Taco Hell at 2:15am after a night of drinking.. all the Taco Hell in San FRancisco except for one or 2 in a combo KFC/Taco hell closed over a year ago
2003-04-03 04:58:26 PM  
Note to self "buy shares of pepto bismal in chinese market"
2003-04-03 04:58:44 PM  
Taco Bell Sux

LOL Kpar90 it sure is payback
2003-04-03 05:00:55 PM  
Operation: Crouching Taco, Hidden Diarrhea
2003-04-03 05:11:39 PM  
Of course, in standard Chinese Governmental fasion, there are certain restrictions. Every couple is only allowed ONE taco. If they have TWO tacos they lose tax privelidges. If they order nachos. . they get run over by a tank. . .
2003-04-03 05:12:43 PM  
Feel sorry for the Chinese that will be subjected to that garbage now.
2003-04-03 08:45:42 PM  
taco bear
2003-04-03 09:51:31 PM  
Does China have $2 bills?
2003-04-04 12:11:19 AM  
Wow, China to get their first Taco Bell...

Next thing you know we'll have one over here :-/ (not looking forward to that day)...

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