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2009-12-25 09:53:17 PM
I wish Jesus would appear on my banana.
 
2009-12-25 11:19:44 PM
Still more proof that the banana was intelligently designed.
 
2009-12-26 12:56:08 AM
Looks more like Cirroc.

i6.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-26 12:57:30 AM
i105.photobucket.com

If I was the savior of all mankind, son of God almighty, creator of all that is seen and unseen, I would not have that face.
 
2009-12-26 01:16:01 AM
I can stick my finger nails into banana peels to make brown shapes too, but you don't see me calling a local reporter about it.
 
2009-12-26 01:39:27 AM
ninjakirby: I can stick my finger nails into banana peels to make brown shapes too, but you don't see me calling a local reporter about it.

You could probably make a couple of bucks selling them to Cameron and Comfort.
 
2009-12-26 01:59:01 AM
FloydA: You could probably make a couple of bucks selling them to Cameron and Comfort.

Eh, they'd probably just steal it and pass it off as their own.
 
2009-12-26 02:02:54 AM
How in the fark can it be a picture of jesus when we have no idea what he may have looked like? Goddamn assholes.
 
2009-12-26 02:27:32 AM
Jesus appears on banana. Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron cum

FTFY
 
2009-12-26 03:29:27 AM
Abagadro: Looks more like Cirroc.

Happy to see I wasn't the only one who thought, "Who knew Jesus was a Caveman?"

/Any remotely male face? Jesus.
//Any remotely female face? The Virgin Mary.
///I really, really don't get these people.
 
2009-12-26 03:51:22 AM
Can someone photoshop me a crocoduck appearing on a banana?
 
2009-12-26 05:34:42 AM
ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-12-26 05:35:39 AM
Looks more like Goat Boy

cdn2.maxim.com
 
2009-12-26 05:37:01 AM
The Southern Dandy: Looks more like Goat Boy

The banana is funnier.
 
2009-12-26 05:40:59 AM
You know who else's face appeared on a banana...

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-26 05:41:12 AM
slacktivist.typepad.com

Darwin vs. Jesus the banana
 
2009-12-26 05:41:51 AM
It might be because I watched it this morning, but looks more like the Gruffalo to me.

www.buncombecounty.org

/Ouch, hot.
 
2009-12-26 05:53:28 AM
I think I would take the Jesus toast and make a peanut butter and Jesus banana sammich.
 
2009-12-26 06:08:38 AM
Here is a simple question

God is overseeing his creation. This involves being aware of, and simultaneously watching, every single moment everywhere in this universe, and the possible infinite number of dimensions.

Now, given that God most likely has a different sense of time to us, this also means he is observing all these things in the past, future, and present, at once, and every possibility in between.

So why would putting his face on a bananna be so important for him?
 
2009-12-26 06:13:26 AM
commodore-64-games.com
 
2009-12-26 06:18:39 AM
the first thing that came to mind upon seeing the picture was planet of the apes

/dr. zaius is jesus?
 
2009-12-26 06:19:57 AM
FloydA: If I was the savior of all mankind, son of God almighty, creator of all that is seen and unseen, I would not have that face.

To be fair, that's what he looks like after many generations of human intervention by the way of selective breeding.
 
2009-12-26 06:21:06 AM
mrbumpy

I honestly have no idea what direction you're going with that troll. I'm baffled.
 
2009-12-26 06:30:16 AM
beirmaster: How in the fark can it be a picture of jesus when we have no idea what he may have looked like? Goddamn assholes.

this.
/thought it looked like Michael Jackson. But healthier.
 
2009-12-26 06:56:11 AM
Some of you see Jesus, but I see Charles Manson.
 
2009-12-26 06:57:31 AM
Swampthing in Korea: Here is a simple question

God is overseeing his creation. This involves being aware of, and simultaneously watching, every single moment everywhere in this universe, and the possible infinite number of dimensions.

Now, given that God most likely has a different sense of time to us, this also means he is observing all these things in the past, future, and present, at once, and every possibility in between.

So why would putting his face on a bananna be so important for him?


He's bored? If I was god I'd fark with people's minds too. I'd have my face appear on a monkey's ass or something.
 
2009-12-26 06:59:48 AM
If I had eaten that banana, I would be checking my movements for

HOLY SHIAT!
 
2009-12-26 07:02:22 AM
SUMMON BEVETS

/oblig
 
2009-12-26 07:04:52 AM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-26 07:06:08 AM
Second image fail
 
2009-12-26 07:09:42 AM
What if Jesus appeared on pointed stick?
 
2009-12-26 07:10:31 AM
LewDux: What if Jesus appeared on pointed stick?

Shut up.

/you set yourself up for that
 
2009-12-26 07:17:34 AM
m0llusk: I wish Jesus would appear on my banana.

If the banana doesn't turn brown, it is really him. If it degrades, it was just Satan trying to trick us all for no really good reason.
 
2009-12-26 07:27:31 AM
img163.imageshack.us
img36.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-26 07:31:30 AM
www.kidstube.com
Worst gif ever
 
2009-12-26 07:35:26 AM
AgentOrangeDrink: mrbumpy

I honestly have no idea what direction you're going with that troll. I'm baffled.


Off his meds again. Happens, from time to time.
 
2009-12-26 07:39:14 AM
festivalcms.aeglive.com

Matisyahu?

/hot like his dubsteppin.
 
2009-12-26 07:46:26 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-26 07:50:49 AM
I am your lord and savior. Check out my banana!
 
2009-12-26 08:01:08 AM
ninjakirby: I can stick my finger nails into banana peels to make brown shapes too, but you don't see me calling a local reporter about it.

That's because you have morals, and wouldn't try to dupe people like that for cash.
 
2009-12-26 08:07:23 AM
Wonder if the Je-ana will be on Ebay?
 
2009-12-26 08:08:09 AM
Slug2468: Swampthing in Korea: Here is a simple question

God is overseeing his creation. This involves being aware of, and simultaneously watching, every single moment everywhere in this universe, and the possible infinite number of dimensions.

Now, given that God most likely has a different sense of time to us, this also means he is observing all these things in the past, future, and present, at once, and every possibility in between.

So why would putting his face on a bananna be so important for him?

He's bored? If I was god I'd fark with people's minds too. I'd have my face appear on a monkey's ass or something.


Yeah, but why do it if you've already seen/experienced the outcome.

Remember, God experiences all moments in time at once.
 
2009-12-26 08:11:12 AM
This is the oldest trick in the book - if you look at the top you can see a hanger for a hook to put on a tree. It's a Christmas ornament for goodness sakes.
 
2009-12-26 08:14:10 AM
LewDux: What if Jesus appeared on pointed stick?

I don't think I could our lord and savior, even if it was to disarm you.

I was also thinking if they'd found this banana 10 days later we'd have proof jesus was black.
 
2009-12-26 08:25:35 AM
Swampthing in Korea: Remember, God experiences all moments in time at once.

You're thinking of Dr. Manhattan. Please try and keep your Omniscients straight.
 
2009-12-26 08:34:43 AM
I kind of like how it's being held.

Is that wrong?
 
2009-12-26 08:35:46 AM
Is it a jesus face on a banana... or a banana on a jesus face?

Clearly, god would choose the latter.
 
2009-12-26 08:46:01 AM
Why does it seem that those who claim to be the most faithful are the ones who need constant reassurance. If one truly believes would one need to see St. Englebert's face in the water stain in a Del Taco bathroom ceiling?
 
2009-12-26 09:12:32 AM
beirmaster: How in the fark can it be a picture of jesus when we have no idea what he may have looked like? Goddamn assholes.

All jews look alike, so we have a pretty good idea.
 
2009-12-26 09:14:44 AM
Here's Banana Man and his boy toy getting slapped around mercilessly by a YouTube atheist; awesome stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHN3JtyUXg

/definitely not a Rick-roll
//you'll see
///wishes I lived in Romania
 
2009-12-26 09:16:54 AM
It's contagious (new window)
 
2009-12-26 09:21:12 AM
kid_icarus: beirmaster: How in the fark can it be a picture of jesus when we have no idea what he may have looked like? Goddamn assholes.

All jews look alike, so we have a pretty good idea.


They all look like a white hippie? I was raised protestant and the graven images of Jesus didnt have a jew nose or jew afro.
 
2009-12-26 09:33:32 AM
T-Boy: m0llusk: I wish Jesus would appear on my banana.

If the banana doesn't turn brown, it is really him. If it degrades, it was just Satan trying to trick us all for no really good reason.


Shouldn't it turn brown, then three days later, be yellow again?


FTFA: ''I was like 'Oh my God! It's Jesus on a banana!''

From the same people who brought you Christ on a Cracker!
 
2009-12-26 09:35:13 AM
looks like the face on mars
 
A0Z
2009-12-26 09:35:17 AM
FloydA: If I was the savior of all mankind, son of God almighty, creator of all that is seen and unseen, I would not have that face.
Thanks for linking the picture from the story.
Caption says "image . . . resembles Jesus Christ".

beirmaster: How in the fark can it be a picture of Jesus when we have no idea what he may have looked like?
It took EIGHT posts to get around to this???

Actually, we do have some "idea what he may have looked like". He was a healthy, strong man, not much different in appearance from his contemporaries. But his actual face, no. No portrait of him was ever made until long after his death. I can think of several reasons why he might not have permitted it while he lived as a human.
 
2009-12-26 09:37:45 AM
fark_raving_mad: Here's Banana Man and his boy toy getting slapped around mercilessly by a YouTube atheist; awesome stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHN3JtyUXg

/definitely not a Rick-roll
//you'll see
///wishes I lived in Romania


I think I want to marry that chick...
 
2009-12-26 09:37:56 AM
A0Z: I can think of several reasons why he might not have permitted it while he lived as a human.

Reason #1: He didn't exist.
 
2009-12-26 09:41:56 AM
He was probably funny looking, you can't be much more inbread than being your own father.

And since we are all God's sons and daughters, he was his own father AND his young teen daughter carried the bastard rape baby to term...

yeah, I'm thinking he looked like a carnie for sure.
 
2009-12-26 09:44:56 AM
snugglyhugs: A0Z: I can think of several reasons why he might not have permitted it while he lived as a human.

Reason #1: He didn't exist.


Aaaaaand WE'RE OFF!
 
2009-12-26 09:45:13 AM
Lipspinach: Swampthing in Korea: Remember, God experiences all moments in time at once.

You're thinking of Dr. Manhattan. Please try and keep your Omniscients straight.


No really. For God to be truly omniscient, he must have knowledge of all things, so time would not function for him in the same way it does for us, because his view would be non-linear.
 
2009-12-26 09:47:51 AM
I'm waiting for somebody to take a dump that looks like jebus
 
2009-12-26 09:48:52 AM
Oh, Bless me Great Banana God.
 
2009-12-26 09:49:01 AM
kid_icarus: fark_raving_mad: Here's Banana Man and his boy toy getting slapped around mercilessly by a YouTube atheist; awesome stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHN3JtyUXg

/definitely not a Rick-roll
//you'll see
///wishes I lived in Romania

I think I want to marry that chick...


In her next video, she makes beeg trouble for moose and sqvirell.
 
2009-12-26 09:49:56 AM
Bob16: I'm waiting for somebody to take a dump that looks like jebus

Muhammad has a monopoly on fecal likenesses : (
 
A0Z
2009-12-26 09:52:28 AM
Pants full of macaroni!!: snugglyhugs: A0Z: I can think of several reasons why he might not have permitted it while he lived as a human.

Reason #1: He didn't exist.

Aaaaaand WE'RE OFF!


(Lulz!) BEVETS in three, two, . . .
 
2009-12-26 10:00:19 AM
clearly thats the image of eddie vedder.

hes not dead.. but his career is
 
2009-12-26 10:02:49 AM
"
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2009-12-26 10:03:07 AM
A0Z: Pants full of macaroni!!: snugglyhugs: A0Z: I can think of several reasons why he might not have permitted it while he lived as a human.

Reason #1: He didn't exist.

Aaaaaand WE'RE OFF!

(Lulz!) BEVETS in three, two, . . .


I think he may have existed in the same sense that Santa Claus did...loosely based on an actual person, who then had a legend built up around them that escalated over time until it was almost nothing like the original actual person.

/of course, there haven't been wars fought and/or people murdered over Santa...that I'm aware of.
//And Santa doesn't appear on bananas...he has a much better PR dept.
 
2009-12-26 10:09:55 AM
fuzzyco.com
 
2009-12-26 10:09:57 AM
Swampthing in Korea: Here is a simple question

Now, given that God most likely has a different sense of time to us, this also means he is observing all these things in the past, future, and present, at once, and every possibility in between.

So why would putting his face on a bananna be so important for him?


i235.photobucket.com
Agrees
 
2009-12-26 10:11:56 AM
CrankMyBlueSax: kid_icarus: fark_raving_mad: Here's Banana Man and his boy toy getting slapped around mercilessly by a YouTube atheist; awesome stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHN3JtyUXg

/definitely not a Rick-roll
//you'll see
///wishes I lived in Romania

I think I want to marry that chick...

In her next video, she makes beeg trouble for moose and sqvirell.


I truly believe that this woman could make me do serious damage to my credit rating!
 
2009-12-26 10:12:49 AM
Welcome to the Machine: CrankMyBlueSax: kid_icarus: fark_raving_mad: Here's Banana Man and his boy toy getting slapped around mercilessly by a YouTube atheist; awesome stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHN3JtyUXg

/definitely not a Rick-roll
//you'll see
///wishes I lived in Romania

I think I want to marry that chick...

In her next video, she makes beeg trouble for moose and sqvirell.

I truly believe that this woman could make me do serious damage to my credit rating penis!


ftfy
 
2009-12-26 10:16:06 AM
Bob16: I'm waiting for somebody to take a dump that looks like jebus

Would you settle for the Virgin Mary? (new window)
 
2009-12-26 10:17:34 AM
CrankMyBlueSax: kid_icarus: fark_raving_mad: Here's Banana Man and his boy toy getting slapped around mercilessly by a YouTube atheist; awesome stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHN3JtyUXg

/definitely not a Rick-roll
//you'll see
///wishes I lived in Romania

I think I want to marry that chick...

In her next video, she makes beeg trouble for moose and sqvirell.


Oh you were so close to owing me a new keyboard! lolz!
 
2009-12-26 10:17:48 AM
ameinias.files.wordpress.com

The real Jesus was less appealing, he just hung around till the time was ripe, peeled off a one liner every now and then, then slipped away on a trip for thousands of years after "saving" our rotten insides*

*being saved still means you will die a slow painful death of cancer and still may go to hell if you don't pick the right religion, but what can we say... Jesus is a lazy f*ck.

But it's better than before Jesus came, back then there was pain and disease and god was vengeful, he let bad things happen to good people... no more though!
 
2009-12-26 10:28:30 AM
Swampthing in Korea: Lipspinach: Swampthing in Korea: Remember, God experiences all moments in time at once.

You're thinking of Dr. Manhattan. Please try and keep your Omniscients straight.

No really. For God to be truly omniscient, he must have knowledge of all things, so time would not function for him in the same way it does for us, because his view would be non-linear.


Which calls into question "His" creation of a fallen world...because he would have known "sin" would enter into it...so, unless "He" is rather sadistic, "He" should never have made it in the first place.
 
2009-12-26 10:32:34 AM
Winterstar: Swampthing in Korea: Lipspinach: Swampthing in Korea: Remember, God experiences all moments in time at once.

You're thinking of Dr. Manhattan. Please try and keep your Omniscients straight.

No really. For God to be truly omniscient, he must have knowledge of all things, so time would not function for him in the same way it does for us, because his view would be non-linear.

Which calls into question "His" creation of a fallen world...because he would have known "sin" would enter into it...so, unless "He" is rather sadistic, "He" should never have made it in the first place.


It simply proves what I've said all along: God is a dick.
 
2009-12-26 10:34:10 AM
FALL ON YOUR KNEES!
 
2009-12-26 10:34:34 AM
img63.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-26 10:39:33 AM
I originally scanned the headline and thought it said "bandana."
 
2009-12-26 10:40:34 AM
kid_icarus: A0Z: Pants full of macaroni!!: snugglyhugs: A0Z: I can think of several reasons why he might not have permitted it while he lived as a human.

Reason #1: He didn't exist.

Aaaaaand WE'RE OFF!

(Lulz!) BEVETS in three, two, . . .

I think he may have existed in the same sense that Santa Claus did...loosely based on an actual person, who then had a legend built up around them that escalated over time until it was almost nothing like the original actual person.

/of course, there haven't been wars fought and/or people murdered over Santa...that I'm aware of.
//And Santa doesn't appear on bananas...he has a much better PR dept.



THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS! Thank you for explaining my thoughts about the existence of Jesus. Even if they could prove that there really was a person who lived that was named Jesus, it still doesn't prove the other 99% of how he was depicted in the Bible. Chuck Norris is a real person, but instead of the supernatural badass depicted in the tidbits floating around the internet, in reality he is an aging batshiat insane fundie.

As for the whole "convert or be tormented for eternity" bit, I think we have Paul to blame for starting all that. All the other supernatural stuff thrown into what later became modern Christian belief? I point my finger at the Council of Nicea.

Since I'm an equal-opportunity hater, I will also go on record saying that the laws of Karma and the Wiccan law of threes are also full of shiat.
 
2009-12-26 10:41:54 AM
Winterstar: Swampthing in Korea: Lipspinach: Swampthing in Korea: Remember, God experiences all moments in time at once.

You're thinking of Dr. Manhattan. Please try and keep your Omniscients straight.

No really. For God to be truly omniscient, he must have knowledge of all things, so time would not function for him in the same way it does for us, because his view would be non-linear.

Which calls into question "His" creation of a fallen world...because he would have known "sin" would enter into it...so, unless "He" is rather sadistic, "He" should never have made it in the first place.


Simple.

His various creations would at somepoint develop intelligence and free-will. A universe without sin is one with-out free-will, since the absence of sin means Man is made incapable of choosing it. Yet choice is fundamental to a free-will.

I have the attitude that the existence of sin, or evil, or Obama, or whatever you want to call it, is an unfortunate neccesity because it's absence would mean we are not truly human, if we define human was one of free exercise of intellect.
 
2009-12-26 10:44:38 AM
PizzaJedi81: Welcome to the Machine: CrankMyBlueSax: kid_icarus: fark_raving_mad: Here's Banana Man and his boy toy getting slapped around mercilessly by a YouTube atheist; awesome stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHN3JtyUXg

/definitely not a Rick-roll
//you'll see
///wishes I lived in Romania

I think I want to marry that chick...

In her next video, she makes beeg trouble for moose and sqvirell.

I truly believe that this woman could make me do serious damage to my credit rating penis!

ftfy


That too
 
2009-12-26 10:46:40 AM
It's Neanderthal Jesus!
 
2009-12-26 10:47:56 AM
Ms Swinton is not a stranger to holy visions appearing in day to day household objects.

''One of my friends said they saw the Holy Mother on their bathroom door and another saw an apparition of Mary on the mould of their shower floor,'' she said.


Annnd, there's your problem.
 
2009-12-26 10:51:05 AM
The Southern Dandy: Looks more like Goat Boy

Thanks for the first chuckle of the day! (And you're right.)
 
2009-12-26 10:54:29 AM
Kinda looks like a pac man ghost.....
 
2009-12-26 10:56:09 AM
Swampthing in Korea: A universe without sin is one with-out free-will, since the absence of sin means Man is made incapable of choosing it. Yet choice is fundamental to a free-will.

1. Does heaven have sin? And do the occupants of heaven have free will?

Please explain the issues involved here, such that if the occupants of heaven have no free will, why is that considered a paradise? If they do have free will, is there sin? If not, then why couldn't god have created everything to be like heaven, with free will and no sin. Lastly, if there is sin in heaven, with free will, why is it any different than earth?

2. Explain how the Indonesian Tsunami was a result of sin. Be specific. Explain how birth defects are the result of sin. Be specific.
 
2009-12-26 10:59:18 AM
That's not Jesus. It's Rob Zombie.
 
2009-12-26 11:05:57 AM
maddogdelta: Swampthing in Korea: A universe without sin is one with-out free-will, since the absence of sin means Man is made incapable of choosing it. Yet choice is fundamental to a free-will.

1. Does heaven have sin? And do the occupants of heaven have free will?

Please explain the issues involved here, such that if the occupants of heaven have no free will, why is that considered a paradise? If they do have free will, is there sin? If not, then why couldn't god have created everything to be like heaven, with free will and no sin. Lastly, if there is sin in heaven, with free will, why is it any different than earth?

2. Explain how the Indonesian Tsunami was a result of sin. Be specific. Explain how birth defects are the result of sin. Be specific.


I'm not a Christian, and I don't actually believe in heavan.

I was actually responding to his comment of sin in the context of the evil that people do.

There are two kinds of harmful events. Those caused by human action, and those that are the result of an impartial universe.
 
2009-12-26 11:10:27 AM
Daylight come and me wanna get resurrected.
ecx.images-amazon.com
/apocalypso?
 
2009-12-26 11:34:30 AM
img147.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-26 11:35:08 AM
Jesus is a raisin.
 
2009-12-26 11:41:25 AM
This headline made me picture a threesome.

I am never forgiving you subby.
 
2009-12-26 11:51:51 AM
Swampthing in Korea: Winterstar: Swampthing in Korea: Lipspinach: Swampthing in Korea: Remember, God experiences all moments in time at once.

You're thinking of Dr. Manhattan. Please try and keep your Omniscients straight.

No really. For God to be truly omniscient, he must have knowledge of all things, so time would not function for him in the same way it does for us, because his view would be non-linear.

Which calls into question "His" creation of a fallen world...because he would have known "sin" would enter into it...so, unless "He" is rather sadistic, "He" should never have made it in the first place.

Simple.

His various creations would at somepoint develop intelligence and free-will. A universe without sin is one with-out free-will, since the absence of sin means Man is made incapable of choosing it. Yet choice is fundamental to a free-will.

I have the attitude that the existence of sin, or evil, or Obama, or whatever you want to call it, is an unfortunate neccesity because it's absence would mean we are not truly human, if we define human was one of free exercise of intellect.


"God" is omnipotent. He could have created a universe with free will and without sin. He chose not to. He knew the consequences of his actions before he made them - he KNEW he was damning some of his creations to eternal torment...and he still did it anyway. Additionally, he created redemption for the trangressions that HE CREATED and placed it (according to the Bible) about 4,000 years after the initial transgression. Imagine being thrown into jail for your father's crime and not having access to a court for 40 years! THAT is not a just god.

Additionally, all things were created by "God", therefore, "God" created sin. If God created sin, he is not a just god. God tolerates sin, as he is omnipotent and has not eradicated it - a god that tolerates sin is not a just god.
 
2009-12-26 11:54:37 AM
When I was 5y/o, I was breaking in a neighbor girl.

i263.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-26 12:13:52 PM
images.art.com

Approves
 
2009-12-26 12:24:42 PM
Ginnungagap42

This is what I was going to post. I mean, literally, exactly what I was going to post. Pixel-for-pixel.

Let's be friends.
 
2009-12-26 12:32:54 PM
maddogdelta: Swampthing in Korea: A universe without sin is one with-out free-will, since the absence of sin means Man is made incapable of choosing it. Yet choice is fundamental to a free-will.

1. Does heaven have sin? And do the occupants of heaven have free will?

Please explain the issues involved here, such that if the occupants of heaven have no free will, why is that considered a paradise? If they do have free will, is there sin? If not, then why couldn't god have created everything to be like heaven, with free will and no sin. Lastly, if there is sin in heaven, with free will, why is it any different than earth?



How hard is it to believe that heaven is really just earth?
 
2009-12-26 12:53:19 PM
Jon iz teh kewl:

How hard is it to believe that heaven is really just earth?



If it is, it really doesn't live up to the travel brochure they gave me at Sunday school.
 
2009-12-26 12:59:02 PM
I think it kinda looks more like Perry Farrell.
resources2.news.com.au
img2.timeinc.net
 
2009-12-26 01:45:34 PM
That is not Jesus. That is clearly Neanderthal Man.

resources2.news.com.au
img692.imageshack.us

Praise Darwin!

PS. This is what a wild banana looks like-
img692.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-26 01:50:05 PM
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired -

Zing! +1
Even better than the dog butt.
 
2009-12-26 01:54:25 PM
apparently jesus needs a toupee
 
2009-12-26 01:55:20 PM
Swampthing in Korea: I have the attitude that the existence of sin, or evil, or Obama...

I lol'd... :)
 
2009-12-26 01:59:15 PM
fark_raving_mad: Here's Banana Man and his boy toy getting slapped around mercilessly by a YouTube atheist; awesome stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHN3JtyUXg

/definitely not a Rick-roll
//you'll see
///wishes I lived in Romania



I love that Chik!!!!
 
2009-12-26 02:01:56 PM
i223.photobucket.com

When is society going to finally get over the f*cking dark ages??

You do know the Enlightenment happened, right?

/Deism at the worst, Atheism at the best.
//Logic and reason FTW.
 
2009-12-26 02:02:26 PM
atlfarkette: I think it kinda looks more like Perry Farrell.

I was leaning towards Scott Ian myself.


img97.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-26 02:03:40 PM
He wasnt quite crucified this time....

i223.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-26 02:05:02 PM
I saw a movie once where someone comes from adoring a banana.
 
2009-12-26 02:09:11 PM
It looks like it actually got squished in a kitchen drawer.

/praise be to the holy drawer of squishing!!!
 
2009-12-26 02:13:53 PM
What, no Baldwins?
 
2009-12-26 02:59:12 PM
flup: Ginnungagap42

This is what I was going to post. I mean, literally, exactly what I was going to post. Pixel-for-pixel.

Let's be friends.


OK.
 
2009-12-26 03:08:39 PM
Ring, ring, ring, ring, aw screw it.
 
2009-12-26 03:18:10 PM
Juxtobear: Zing! +1

I always pull that pic out in threads like these. I don't really post much, usually someone has already said what I'd have to say anyway. But I always take the time to post that pic.
 
2009-12-26 04:29:46 PM
Muad'dibs Ghola: Logic and reason FTW

not yet

It's an ongoing process

Logic and reason invented you tube
Cameron brings us youtubevangelism
e-bay ? meets jesus on toast
even bread and wine gets... turned into jewish zombie canibalism
 
2009-12-26 04:31:47 PM
I'd love to see one of these Jesus/Mary image miracles appear in something like a splotch on a brutally explicit gay porn photo or something. Let's see the religious oddballs venerate that!
 
2009-12-26 04:34:12 PM
Slartibartfaster: Muad'dibs Ghola: Logic and reason FTW

not yet

It's an ongoing process

Logic and reason invented you tube
Cameron brings us youtubevangelism
e-bay ? meets jesus on toast
even bread and wine gets... turned into jewish zombie canibalism


Uhm....

OM NOM?
 
2009-12-26 04:35:52 PM
FeatheredSun: I'd love to see one of these Jesus/Mary image miracles appear in something like a splotch on a brutally explicit gay porn photo or something. Let's see the religious oddballs venerate that!

THAT'S NOT WHAT SECOND COMING MEANS
 
2009-12-26 04:39:59 PM
kid_icarus: fark_raving_mad: Here's Banana Man and his boy toy getting slapped around mercilessly by a YouTube atheist; awesome stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHN3JtyUXg

/definitely not a Rick-roll
//you'll see
///wishes I lived in Romania

I think I want to marry that chick...


Sorry - she's married.

/too bad - she's probably *the* perfect woman
//*especially* if she was a Farker
 
2009-12-26 04:42:19 PM
LurvMachine: THAT'S NOT WHAT SECOND COMING MEANS

yea, lets get this STRAIGHT
God prefers underage virgin girls !!!

you perverts
 
2009-12-26 04:55:37 PM
rickthecabbie: Ring, ring, ring, ring, aw screw it.

Too late, it's in my head now! IT'S IN MY HEAD!!!11!
 
2009-12-26 05:01:06 PM
For those of you that have fallen in love (lust?) with Cristina, here is her home page at YouTube, which you've probably already figured out by now;

http://www.youtube.com/user/ZOMGitsCriss


In addition, here is a nice video on her blog; you *will* like it...

http://mycapturedlife.blogspot.com/2009/10/shakira-fail-challenge.html


/thinks her mind is just as beautiful as the rest of her
//and she likes weed
///this just keeps getting better
 
2009-12-26 05:04:23 PM
Jesus Tapdancing Christ on a banana
 
2009-12-26 05:10:26 PM
fark_raving_mad: thinks her mind is just as beautiful as the rest of her

ouch, thats harsh dude
 
2009-12-26 05:15:38 PM
All Latest: Jesus Tapdancing Christ on a banana

Basically,

yes.
 
2009-12-26 05:29:26 PM
Slartibartfaster: fark_raving_mad: thinks her mind is just as beautiful as the rest of her

ouch, thats harsh dude


How so?

/pretty sure we're both on the same side religiously, as well as Cristina, so... ???
 
2009-12-26 05:31:21 PM
fark_raving_mad: /pretty sure we're both on the same side religiously, as well as Cristina, so... ???

Explaining jokes is no fun.
 
2009-12-26 05:56:08 PM
ninjakirby: fark_raving_mad: /pretty sure we're both on the same side religiously, as well as Cristina, so... ???

Explaining jokes is no fun.


I'll remember that for when *you're* the one posting nonsensical crap. kthxbye
 
2009-12-26 06:02:19 PM
fark_raving_mad: kid_icarus: fark_raving_mad: Here's Banana Man and his boy toy getting slapped around mercilessly by a YouTube atheist; awesome stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHN3JtyUXg

/definitely not a Rick-roll
//you'll see
///wishes I lived in Romania

I think I want to marry that chick...

Sorry - she's married.

/too bad - she's probably *the* perfect woman
//*especially* if she was a Farker


I'm torn between being annoyed at a foreigner in a foreign country purporting to criticize social conditions in the US; and amusement, that she is better versed in American First Amendment law than Cameron, who has lived here all his life.

Cameron and Comfort are a joke. I cannot believe they are so stupid as to not realize what they are saying about evolution are lies.
 
2009-12-26 06:45:58 PM
WeenerGord: I love that Chik!!!!

In other videos - hot chicks setting up elaborate sarcasm. This is beautiful.
 
2009-12-26 06:51:31 PM
Muad'dibs Ghola: When is society going to finally get over the f*cking dark ages??

You do know the Enlightenment happened, right?

/Deism at the worst, Atheism at the best.
//Logic and reason FTW.


Modernity has its problems too.
 
2009-12-26 07:02:36 PM
www.alpinecom.net

www.alpinecom.net
 
2009-12-26 07:25:33 PM
Vern the Worm: This is the oldest trick in the book - if you look at the top you can see a hanger for a hook to put on a tree. It's a Christmas ornament for goodness sakes.

So the oldest trick in the book is

1. Buying or making a banana-shaped ornament with a really bad human face on it that you claim is sorta prophety looking
2. Taking a pic of it and emailing it around
3. Saying that you ate the banana and threw away the peel
4. I guess disposing of the ornament so no awkward questions arise

Do I have that right? Is there money to be made at some stage with this trick? Anyway, that sounds like a real shiatty book that I never want to read.

I kind of like the trick of just taking a banana, eating it, and throwing the peel on the ground so someone can slip on it.
 
2009-12-26 07:27:36 PM
Swampthing in Korea: So why would putting his face on a bananna be so important for him?

If I were God and somebody pulled this, I would see to it that said banana would find its way up their ass.

/it was a one in a million shot, doc
 
2009-12-26 07:54:07 PM
Bacontastesgood: Swampthing in Korea: So why would putting his face on a bananna be so important for him?

If I were God and somebody pulled this, I would see to it that said banana would find its way up their ass.

/it was a one in a million shot, doc


OMG!!

AND IT HAS A TAPERED END TO MAKE IT ENTER EASIER!!

GOD must've made it to fit in Ray Comforts ass!!!
 
2009-12-26 09:35:21 PM
img191.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-26 10:51:16 PM
Prophetica Insipia: GOD must've made it to fit in Ray Comforts ass!!!

For Ray especially, I would have it go in stem first.
 
2009-12-27 12:10:15 AM
PDXBishop: rickthecabbie: Ring, ring, ring, ring, aw screw it.

Too late, it's in my head now! IT'S IN MY HEAD!!!11!


BANANA PWNED !
 
2009-12-27 02:00:05 AM
Braindeath: WeenerGord: I love that Chik!!!!

In other videos - hot chicks setting up elaborate sarcasm. This is beautiful.



Foobie Jesus!
 
2009-12-27 10:35:18 AM
 
2009-12-27 01:43:49 PM
Link
Jee, does this sound a bit familiar?
 
2009-12-27 02:33:40 PM
mama's_tasty_foods:
Cameron and Comfort are a joke. I cannot believe they are so stupid as to not realize what they are saying about evolution are lies.


I'm pretty sure Comfort knows that he is lying, at least some of the time. He just thinks that lying for Jesus is acceptable.

Cameron really is just that stupid and ignorant.
 
2009-12-28 08:03:17 AM
lh4.ggpht.com
 
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