Still more proof that the banana was intelligently designed.

Looks more like Cirroc.

I can stick my finger nails into banana peels to make brown shapes too, but you don't see me calling a local reporter about it.

FloydA: You could probably make a couple of bucks selling them to Cameron and Comfort.

Eh, they'd probably just steal it and pass it off as their own.

How in the fark can it be a picture of jesus when we have no idea what he may have looked like? Goddamn assholes.

Can someone photoshop me a crocoduck appearing on a banana?

Looks more like Goat Boy

The Southern Dandy: Looks more like Goat Boy

The banana is funnier.

You know who else's face appeared on a banana...

Darwin vs. Jesus the banana

It might be because I watched it this morning, but looks more like the Gruffalo to me.



/Ouch, hot.

I think I would take the Jesus toast and make a peanut butter and Jesus banana sammich.

Here is a simple question

God is overseeing his creation. This involves being aware of, and simultaneously watching, every single moment everywhere in this universe, and the possible infinite number of dimensions.

Now, given that God most likely has a different sense of time to us, this also means he is observing all these things in the past, future, and present, at once, and every possibility in between.

So why would putting his face on a bananna be so important for him?

the first thing that came to mind upon seeing the picture was planet of the apes

/dr. zaius is jesus?

mrbumpy

I honestly have no idea what direction you're going with that troll. I'm baffled.

beirmaster: How in the fark can it be a picture of jesus when we have no idea what he may have looked like? Goddamn assholes.

this.
/thought it looked like Michael Jackson. But healthier.

Some of you see Jesus, but I see Charles Manson.

If I had eaten that banana, I would be checking my movements for

HOLY SHIAT!

SUMMON BEVETS

/oblig

Second image fail

What if Jesus appeared on pointed stick?

LewDux: What if Jesus appeared on pointed stick?

Shut up.

/you set yourself up for that

m0llusk: I wish Jesus would appear on my banana.

If the banana doesn't turn brown, it is really him. If it degrades, it was just Satan trying to trick us all for no really good reason.

Worst gif ever

AgentOrangeDrink: mrbumpy

I honestly have no idea what direction you're going with that troll. I'm baffled.

Off his meds again. Happens, from time to time.

Matisyahu?

/hot like his dubsteppin.

I am your lord and savior. Check out my banana!

ninjakirby: I can stick my finger nails into banana peels to make brown shapes too, but you don't see me calling a local reporter about it.

That's because you have morals, and wouldn't try to dupe people like that for cash.

Wonder if the Je-ana will be on Ebay?

Slug2468: Swampthing in Korea: Here is a simple question

God is overseeing his creation. This involves being aware of, and simultaneously watching, every single moment everywhere in this universe, and the possible infinite number of dimensions.

Now, given that God most likely has a different sense of time to us, this also means he is observing all these things in the past, future, and present, at once, and every possibility in between.

So why would putting his face on a bananna be so important for him?

He's bored? If I was god I'd fark with people's minds too. I'd have my face appear on a monkey's ass or something.

Yeah, but why do it if you've already seen/experienced the outcome.

Remember, God experiences all moments in time at once.

This is the oldest trick in the book - if you look at the top you can see a hanger for a hook to put on a tree. It's a Christmas ornament for goodness sakes.

LewDux: What if Jesus appeared on pointed stick?

I don't think I could our lord and savior, even if it was to disarm you.

I was also thinking if they'd found this banana 10 days later we'd have proof jesus was black.

Swampthing in Korea: Remember, God experiences all moments in time at once.

You're thinking of Dr. Manhattan. Please try and keep your Omniscients straight.

I kind of like how it's being held.

Is that wrong?

Is it a jesus face on a banana... or a banana on a jesus face?

Clearly, god would choose the latter.

beirmaster: How in the fark can it be a picture of jesus when we have no idea what he may have looked like? Goddamn assholes.

All jews look alike, so we have a pretty good idea.

Here's Banana Man and his boy toy getting slapped around mercilessly by a YouTube atheist; awesome stuff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHN3JtyUXg

/definitely not a Rick-roll
//you'll see
///wishes I lived in Romania