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(CNN) Dumbass Actor Charlie Sheen was arrested early Friday and charged with second degree assault and menacing and criminal mischief. With pic of what a menacing Charlie Sheen might look like   (cnn.com) divider line 229
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2009-12-25 09:19:32 PM
Awkwardly looks around

Christmas miracle?
 
2009-12-25 09:49:33 PM
There goes all the Hanes underwear commercials for the time being.
 
2009-12-25 09:52:26 PM
How the fark can he be charged with two felonies if no one was injured? I really didn't take him for that big of a lunatic, even with his past reputation.
 
2009-12-25 09:54:02 PM
cryinoutloud: How the fark can he be charged with two felonies if no one was injured?

Perhaps there was a weapon involved, or something that could have been brandished as a weapon, no?

I don't know, I'm just guessing.
 
2009-12-25 09:55:10 PM
Charlie Sheen's new show: Two and a Half Felonies.
 
2009-12-25 10:04:48 PM
Sean Penn got arrested?
 
2009-12-25 10:26:51 PM
Oh yeah--weapon. I've got a cousin doing two years right now for getting drunk and waving a gun at his wife.

I doubt he was going to shoot her, but who knows--it's not the first time somebody in the family decided that guns and alcohol went together well. The police just never agree with them.
 
2009-12-25 10:57:40 PM
Is Michael Jordan OK?
 
2009-12-25 11:00:01 PM
I guess he decided rather than dying himself, he'd try to make 2009's memorable list by finally killing his career. No one would care if he was involved in (another) sex scandal.

/Tiger Woods!
 
2009-12-25 11:44:37 PM
$825,000 per episode can really make a guy testy with that kind of underpayment.

Go on strike.
 
2009-12-26 12:11:13 AM
Soooo, she had a .13 blood alcohol, and he had a .04. Yeah, she's recanting now. Playing the domestic abuse card, dump her, dump her now.
 
2009-12-26 12:52:39 AM
2.5 men isn't a crime. But it should be. Crossing my fingers this stunt gets that crap taken off the cable.
 
2009-12-26 12:53:02 AM
To paraphrase Bill Maher, Charlie Sheen could punch a nun and we'd all still adore him.

I do, at least. Two-and-a-Half Men may suck, but I find Charlie himself to be immensely likeable. I don't pretend it's rational.
 
2009-12-26 12:53:11 AM
Wow. Maybe for his next movie he could do a wacky buddy comedy with Tom Sizemore.
 
2009-12-26 12:53:29 AM
Yeah, my dad used to get that same look on his face whenever he'd try to figure out how to program the VCR.
 
2009-12-26 12:53:56 AM
You can attempt murder and end up with no one getting injured. But you'll still go to prison.
 
2009-12-26 12:55:19 AM
Hopefully, the victim was that little fat kid from his show.
 
2009-12-26 12:55:32 AM
He is airplane terrorist!
 
2009-12-26 12:56:18 AM
Drugs?
 
2009-12-26 12:56:19 AM
Want me to take him out back, beat the shiat out of him?
 
2009-12-26 12:56:47 AM
I love this..FTFA ...."Do not be misled by appearance," Rosenfield said. "Appearance and reality can be as different as night and day."
 
2009-12-26 12:57:28 AM
Well after looking at that mugshot I feel thoroughly menaced.


/back to raiding the Christmas leftovers before the old lady wakes up and chains the fridge shut.
 
2009-12-26 12:57:32 AM
Whaddya know? It's just Charlie being Charlie.
 
2009-12-26 12:57:53 AM
ArturoBandini: Yeah, my dad used to get that same look on his face whenever he'd try to figure out how to program the VCR.

uh uh....having a problem...problem is conflict...need conflict resolution..which means solving a problem...gee conflict sure makes me think of violence...i need a weapon...but i'm unarmed...that Michael J. Fox guy whose role I replaced in Spin City sure had shaky hands...wait a minute...hands...weapons...punch...punching people will lead to conflict resolution...punching people will solve my problems!!!! Glad I got this one figured out!

www.celebritywonder.com
 
2009-12-26 12:57:58 AM
tagjim: Drugs?

WIN....
/No I meant are you in here for drugs...
//What are you in here for?
///Drugs...
 
2009-12-26 12:58:09 AM
Emilio Sheen?
 
2009-12-26 12:58:18 AM
www.gonemovies.com

/maybe they saw this pic
//hot
///friend got charged with felony to murder for just picking knife when fighting with gf
//gf calls cops and his ass is in jail
/ she had to testify before a grand jury where they figured she is batshiat crazy. dropped all charges.
 
2009-12-26 12:58:36 AM
tallguywithglasseson: Is Michael Jordan OK?

Came to ask this.
 
2009-12-26 12:59:21 AM
Pray for Omarion.
 
2009-12-26 12:59:36 AM
i50.tinypic.com

What a felonius Charlie Sheen may look like.
 
2009-12-26 12:59:49 AM
GoodyearPimp: 2.5 men isn't a crime. But it should be. Crossing my fingers this stunt gets that crap taken off the cable.

it's still the best sit-com of TV.

/no, your favourite show sucks.
 
2009-12-26 01:00:46 AM
I did not know Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez were brothers.
/crawls back into cave
 
2009-12-26 01:00:50 AM
Charlie Sheen has long been a hero of mine. I see no reason to change my mind now.
 
2009-12-26 01:02:17 AM
I guess Blue Horseshoe no longer loves Anacott Steel.
 
2009-12-26 01:02:20 AM
BalugaJoe: Emilio Sheen?

I was thinking Charlie Estevez, myself.
 
2009-12-26 01:03:07 AM
I submitted this with a much better headline.
The Fark mod greenlighted his own drivel.
 
2009-12-26 01:03:36 AM
img268.imageshack.us

TURN TO THE LEFT!

/It'll happen
//soon
///very soon
 
2009-12-26 01:04:38 AM
puckhead: GoodyearPimp: 2.5 men isn't a crime. But it should be. Crossing my fingers this stunt gets that crap taken off the cable.

it's still the best sit-com of TV.

/no, your favourite show sucks.


It wasn't always bad and still isn't terrible... but it's certainly run its course.
 
2009-12-26 01:05:43 AM
Confabulat: Charlie Sheen has long been a hero of mine.

Charlie Sheen is the wind beneath Confabulat's wings.
 
2009-12-26 01:05:48 AM
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2009-12-26 01:07:11 AM
blog.redbox.com
 
2009-12-26 01:07:56 AM
To be fair, pretty much anything in the United States is a felony anymore.

Assaulted somebody by looking at them wrong? Well, that's a threat. Felony.
 
2009-12-26 01:08:48 AM
FTA: "Sheen -- whose real name is Carlos Irwin Estevez -- is the son of actor Martin Sheen. He has two brothers and a sister -- Emilio, Ramon and Renee Estevez -- who are also actors.

I'm sure they'll be glad to hear that they're actors again.
 
2009-12-26 01:08:59 AM
Where's the charge for indecent exposure of a toupee?

wedofunny.files.wordpress.com

/and he is so screwed with the domestic violence charge
//still likes the guy
 
2009-12-26 01:11:00 AM
Meeeeennnnnnnnnnn!


/admittedly, not mine.
//hope his wife & kids's are OK.
 
2009-12-26 01:11:14 AM
fragMasterFlash: TURN TO THE LEFT!

Really, you can't go wrong w/ that line of thinking.
 
2009-12-26 01:13:28 AM
mr lawson: I did not know Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez were brothers.
/crawls back into cave


I believe his real name is Carlos Estevez. Just read that on a different site.
 
2009-12-26 01:13:32 AM
The person who posted the clapping VID, priceless. Thanks for the LOL.

Just goes to show you fame nor money bring happiness. Celebrities seem to have the crappiest lives and worse problems.

What a jerk - Merry Christmas to him.
 
2009-12-26 01:13:40 AM
carlos irwin estevez?

you have got the shiatting me
 
2009-12-26 01:14:17 AM
i'm not going to correct myself, that sounded funny when i read it
 
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