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2009-12-25 05:47:23 PM  
Since when is smoking drugs illegal? This is America!
 
2009-12-25 06:14:04 PM  
From ABC's article:
The suspect told authorities that he had explosive powder taped to his leg and used a syringe of chemicals to mix with the powder that was to cause explosion. This is of concert because it is a method of mixing that is consistent with terror techniques.

What, did they give the newsroom to a group of 12-year olds and all the proofreaders are out making copies of their ass??
 
2009-12-25 06:27:00 PM  
The airport is in Romulus.
 
2009-12-25 06:50:21 PM  
Maybe he just really didn't want to go to Detroit.
 
2009-12-25 07:09:12 PM  
Fark is slipping, there should be at least one major thread about this, or else I'm just missing it or it is because it is Christmas.
 
2009-12-25 07:14:39 PM  
I bet the passengers beat the hell out of him. I hope so anyway. Also, he was on a no fly list? Bunch of dumbasses guarding us against dumbasses.
 
2009-12-25 07:14:46 PM  
It's really cool that a passenger slammed this farker. I hope they messed his shiat up.
 
2009-12-25 07:15:33 PM  
slammed this 'asshole' farker is much too good a term for him
 
2009-12-25 07:18:03 PM  

MIguy: The airport is in Romulus.


Well, at least the plane won't ream us.
 
2009-12-25 07:44:48 PM  
This thread looks as good as any.

FTFA: Two people noticed the attempted attack, and a third person jumped on the man and subdued him, an airline official told NBC News.

Wonder if all the terrorists and terrorist-wannabes are gonna now realize that if they try any shiat, it's gonna be a jump-in. Kinda hard to blow up a plane when your ass is crammed backwards into your ass. Yes. Your ass. In your ass. That's how much the passengers are gonna f*ck you up. BE WARNED.
 
2009-12-25 08:07:18 PM  

xanadian: Wonder if all the terrorists and terrorist-wannabes are gonna now realize that if they try any shiat, it's gonna be a jump-in. Kinda hard to blow up a plane when your ass is crammed backwards into your ass. Yes. Your ass. In your ass. That's how much the passengers are gonna f*ck you up. BE WARNED.


It'll be a singularity of ass.

That IS one way that 9/11 changed things, one must admit. Used to be "well, just sit tight and let them fly the damn plane to Havana/Egypt/Turkey/wherever, maybe odds will be terrible and they'll kill someone but likely they won't, even if they do likely it's not us and we'll just have a horrendous detour." Now? Not so much.

Still, this guy was EITHER a terrorist-wannabe OR a complete, complete dumbass.

/or possibly both
//in which case, good thing for the dumbass part
 
2009-12-25 08:16:45 PM  

itazurakko: xanadian: Wonder if all the terrorists and terrorist-wannabes are gonna now realize that if they try any shiat, it's gonna be a jump-in. Kinda hard to blow up a plane when your ass is crammed backwards into your ass. Yes. Your ass. In your ass. That's how much the passengers are gonna f*ck you up. BE WARNED.

It'll be a singularity of ass.


Why do you think they call it a "black hole?"

i249.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-25 08:33:01 PM  
jokes.mtvnimages.com

Click click.
 
2009-12-25 08:54:29 PM  
xanadian: This thread looks as good as any.

FTFA: Two people noticed the attempted attack, and a third person jumped on the man and subdued him, an airline official told NBC News.

Wonder if all the terrorists and terrorist-wannabes are gonna now realize that if they try any shiat, it's gonna be a jump-in. Kinda hard to blow up a plane when your ass is crammed backwards into your ass. Yes. Your ass. In your ass. That's how much the passengers are gonna f*ck you up. BE WARNED.


This. Anyone tries shiat on an airliner today, I'm gonna fark his shiat all up. He's leaving on a stretcher. Going into Detroit? He's gonna leave on a stretcher with pieces in a separate bag.
 
2009-12-25 09:10:37 PM  
"ROMULUS, Mich. - A Nigerian man tried to light a powder aboard a commercial jetliner before it landed Friday in Detroit in what senior U.S. officials called an attempted act of terrorism."

Pilots should have sent money to the spammers. Now we're getting the blowback.
 
2009-12-25 09:10:50 PM  
Damn it, I was about to submit it with the headline, "Richard Reid Part Deux: Electric Boogaloo.
 
2009-12-25 09:10:58 PM  
Finally...I was a little worried that Fark was going to miss this story
 
2009-12-25 09:11:32 PM  
Good thing mouthwash and toothpaste are banned, but fireworks are OK.
 
2009-12-25 09:11:37 PM  
$5 says the explosive mix was flour and this is an amateur dumbass.
 
2009-12-25 09:11:48 PM  
Amsterdam has powdered weed now?
 
2009-12-25 09:12:14 PM  
Maybe he figured that since he was headed for Detroit, he didn't have anything to lose?

/Is there anything of value in Detroit these days?
 
2009-12-25 09:12:33 PM  
Time for a democracy-building mission to Nigeria
 
2009-12-25 09:12:34 PM  
Funny, Nigerian's usually use e-mail.
 
2009-12-25 09:13:33 PM  
Man, do I feel like an asshole. I thought the whole "War on Christmas" thing was a joke...
 
2009-12-25 09:14:27 PM  

Rain-Monkey: This. Anyone tries shiat on an airliner today, I'm gonna fark his shiat all up. He's leaving on a stretcher. Going into Detroit? He's gonna leave on a stretcher with pieces in a separate bag.


This and reinforced airplane doors are the reasons that air travel is safer. Not the billions pumped into wars or the TSA.
 
2009-12-25 09:14:53 PM  
I challenge him for the feats of strength.
 
2009-12-25 09:15:00 PM  
Northwest Airlines flight but the plane says "Delta."

The terrorists have already won.
 
2009-12-25 09:15:38 PM  
God dammit... How's the TSA going to overreact to this? They can't exactly ban solids too... maybe they should make everybody take off their pants at the checkpoints too.
 
2009-12-25 09:15:52 PM  
Federal officials and police are interviewing a Nigerian man, who allegedly tried to "explode" a powdery substance aboard a Northwest flight from Amsterdam to Detroit, injuring himself and two other passengers, law enforcement officials said.

The man said he was directed by al Qaeda to explode a small device in flight, over U.S. soil, ABC News has learned.
 
2009-12-25 09:16:06 PM  

MiamiBlues: Time for a democracy-building mission to Nigeria


They have oil, and lots of oppressed Christians that need rescuing, but they're browner than the brown we're use to fighting. I hope our unmanned aerial vehicle AIs' are able to target their black faces.
 
2009-12-25 09:16:11 PM  
Good to know this is, apparently, the best they can do. There are what, two billion Muslims in the world and vast amounts of money sloshing around out there against America and the best they've been able to do on US soil since 9/11 is set off a firecracker that burned up some would-be terrorist's leg.
 
2009-12-25 09:16:21 PM  
Yikes!
 
2009-12-25 09:16:27 PM  
It's amazing what you can get past a metal detector.

/like anything not metal....
 
2009-12-25 09:16:43 PM  
Fark Islam. Seriously, it's Christmas. And you're trying to blow up a plane? Thank god that guy was such a retarded backworld piece of shiat. Have fun in Gitmo, you sand monkey.

/agnostic
/merry christmas to all
 
2009-12-25 09:16:50 PM  

musashi1600: Maybe he figured that since he was headed for Detroit, he didn't have anything to lose?


"Take him to Detroit!"
 
2009-12-25 09:17:17 PM  
This is what happens when you elect a lib like Obama. He fills his administration with a bunch of farktards who are weak on terror.

Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack, yet we went and elected a bunch of Democrats anyway.
 
2009-12-25 09:17:20 PM  
The Freepers are very disappoint

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2415162/posts
 
2009-12-25 09:17:26 PM  

JPINFV: Damn it, I was about to submit it with the headline, "Richard Reid Part Deux: Electric Boogaloo.


What the fark does that mean? -1.
 
2009-12-25 09:17:46 PM  

Rain-Monkey: From ABC's article:
The suspect told authorities that he had explosive powder taped to his leg and used a syringe of chemicals to mix with the powder that was to cause explosion. This is of concert because it is a method of mixing that is consistent with terror techniques.

What, did they give the newsroom to a group of 12-year olds and all the proofreaders are out making copies of their ass??


Actually, yeah. Newsrooms on holidays are filled with people pissed that they couldn't get off who in turn could give a shiat about anything aired or written, or people who were just hired who are still learning about editing.

I was at Fox News for a couple holidays and every time I was asking if we could just run the yule log and get the fark out of there. The last thing I cared about was what we were putting out on air.
 
2009-12-25 09:17:49 PM  

Yukon Cornelius: God dammit... How's the TSA going to overreact to this? They can't exactly ban solids too... maybe they should make everybody take off their pants at the checkpoints too.


Great. I get to fly back into BWI on Sunday.

/getting a kick...
//...and I guess a free prostate exam courtesy of TSA
 
2009-12-25 09:17:54 PM  

IronTom: Fark is slipping, there should be at least one major thread about this, or else I'm just missing it or it is because it is Christmas.


^
 
2009-12-25 09:17:56 PM  
www.create-answer.com
Frequent Flyer

/hot, like a ticket to Detroit
 
2009-12-25 09:18:00 PM  
In other news, there are flights from Amsterdam to Detroit.
 
2009-12-25 09:18:00 PM  
News Flash? Three hours late?
 
2009-12-25 09:18:13 PM  
Quick! Someone make that guy the CEO of General Motors!
 
2009-12-25 09:18:30 PM  
It is useful to note, there hasn't been a successful aircraft hijacking since September 11,2001 and I doubt there will ever be one again.

Back in the old days, it used to be S.O.P.: Be nice to the hijacker, fly him where he wants to go. Well, if all I get out of the deal is an unscheduled stopover in Cuba, that is no big sweat. However, if he wants to pull a 9/11, I am going to go all Flight 93 on his ass, and figure I might get wounded in a worst-case scenario, or even killed, but at least I f*ck up his mission; that is worth something.

I suspect most people in this country feel the same way as I do.
 
2009-12-25 09:18:39 PM  

Zeno-25: Fark Islam. Seriously, it's Christmas. And you're trying to blow up a plane? Thank god that guy was such a retarded backworld piece of shiat. Have fun in Gitmo, you sand monkey.

/agnostic
/merry christmas to all


and this is why we will have a democracy-building mission to Nigeria
 
2009-12-25 09:18:40 PM  

Skid Roe v. Wade Boggs: MIguy: The airport is in Romulus.

Well, at least the plane won't ream us.


No one gave you credit for this, so I just wanted to let you know, I got it.
 
2009-12-25 09:18:41 PM  
This ruined my Xmas. My stepdad is director of media relations at DTW and he got called in while they were still in the air declaring a class 2 (smoke in the cabin). This was at noon. The $60 roast is overcooked and he still isn't home.

So, no matter how bad YOUR christmas with the family was, at least YOURS wasn't RUINED BY TERRORISTS. :(

/will be using this one for a week...
 
2009-12-25 09:18:42 PM  

Slackfumasta: Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack


I agree completely.
preparednesspro.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-12-25 09:18:51 PM  

beoswulf: They have oil, and lots of oppressed Christians that need rescuing, but they're browner than the brown we're use to fighting. I hope our unmanned aerial vehicle AIs' are able to target their black faces.


Hopefully the camera system and software aren't made by HP.
 
2009-12-25 09:18:59 PM  

RoBByBoy: JPINFV: Damn it, I was about to submit it with the headline, "Richard Reid Part Deux: Electric Boogaloo.

What the fark does that mean? -1.


Richard Reid... you know, the guy who is the cause for the shoe scanning?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Reid_%28shoe_bomber%29
 
2009-12-25 09:19:07 PM  

Slackfumasta: This is what happens when you elect a lib like Obama. He fills his administration with a bunch of farktards who are weak on terror.

Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack, yet we went and elected a bunch of Democrats anyway.


Obvious troll is obvious. 2/10.
 
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2009-12-25 09:19:12 PM  
d2.ac-videos.myspacecdn.com
 
2009-12-25 09:19:16 PM  
Wow, my wife saw this on facebook first.

For shame fark, for shame.

I flew on the first travel day after 9/11 and was prepared to ram my foot in any would be hijacker's ass and told the wife as much. Paradigm shifting and whatnot.
 
2009-12-25 09:19:27 PM  
Another Man made anti-islamic disaster barely averted.

I wonder if the Nigerian Al Queda dude is going to be able to sue the passengers now.
 
2009-12-25 09:19:30 PM  
Terrorist in question?

www.shanemhale.com
 
2009-12-25 09:19:31 PM  
 
2009-12-25 09:19:32 PM  
This is what happens when you elect a lib like Obama. He fills his administration with a bunch of farktards who are weak on terror.

Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack, yet we went and elected a bunch of Democrats anyway.


I will give you a three for making the effort.

/Send him to...Detroit!
 
2009-12-25 09:19:45 PM  
Why blow up a plane heading to Detroit? They wouldn't really notice one extra explosion.

/Go Red Wings!
 
2009-12-25 09:20:18 PM  
I like how he chose Amsterdam, a candidate for the future capital of the Eurabian Caliphate as his departing point and Detroit, future capital of the Islamic Emirate of Dearbornistan as his destination.
 
2009-12-25 09:20:25 PM  
Wait. Now all the John Smiths of the world can't fly because one of them had too much to drink on a flight once when he was 21, but Farouk Abdulmutallab of Nigeria, who's already on the no-fly list and is a person of interest can just traipse onto a plane any time he likes? Fire EVERYBODY and let the passengers deal with the problem, because it's obvious the government can't.
 
2009-12-25 09:20:36 PM  
Dude, seriously? This shiat is getting old & busted. Fer. realz.
 
2009-12-25 09:20:41 PM  

itazurakko: xanadian: Wonder if all the terrorists and terrorist-wannabes are gonna now realize that if they try any shiat, it's gonna be a jump-in. Kinda hard to blow up a plane when your ass is crammed backwards into your ass. Yes. Your ass. In your ass. That's how much the passengers are gonna f*ck you up. BE WARNED.

It'll be a singularity of ass.

That IS one way that 9/11 changed things, one must admit. Used to be "well, just sit tight and let them fly the damn plane to Havana/Egypt/Turkey/wherever, maybe odds will be terrible and they'll kill someone but likely they won't, even if they do likely it's not us and we'll just have a horrendous detour." Now? Not so much.

Still, this guy was EITHER a terrorist-wannabe OR a complete, complete dumbass.

/or possibly both
//in which case, good thing for the dumbass part


Yep. In mid-2002 when I was going from Lackland AFB to Fort Gordon for SatComm training, we were in dress blues and asked by a older female passenger in our area "If someone tries to hijack the plane, you'll take care of them right?" We just kind of looked at each other and smiled at her and said "If someone does something on a flight with ten uniformed military members, they're insanely stupid." She was pretty satisfied with that response.

But, I'm sure the idiots will keep trying, because all it will take is one success and that's their propaganda for the next few years.
 
2009-12-25 09:21:00 PM  

char_boy: Northwest Airlines flight but the plane says "Delta."


That merger/buyout happened quite some time ago.
 
2009-12-25 09:21:39 PM  

Slackfumasta: This is what happens when you elect a lib like Obama. He fills his administration with a bunch of farktards who are weak on terror.

Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack, yet we went and elected a bunch of Democrats anyway.


There was a little commotion is September of 2001 -- perhaps you remember?
 
2009-12-25 09:21:53 PM  
Blow up a plane so it crashes into downtown Detroit? Sounds like a perfectly good urban renewal program to me.
 
2009-12-25 09:22:20 PM  
FTA: King said the incident raised troubling questions about airline security. "It must be looked into" how Abdulmutallab was able to sneak a "somewhat sophisticated device" on board, he said.

Incendiary powder strapped to his chest underneath his clothes and a lighter. If you think this is sophisticated then you should not be in public office. There's nothing here to look in to. Airline security will never be perfect. If you require everyone to strip down before boarding, the next "terrorist" will put it up his ass. If you start requiring cavity searches it will be swallowed, after which the "terrorist" will drink a bottle of ex-lax before immediately before the flight.
 
2009-12-25 09:22:47 PM  
I submitted this with an Airbus/Scarebus headline

The terror continues
 
2009-12-25 09:23:04 PM  
Wow.. dumbass tag meets fail tag. Speaking as professional internet tough guy (A 6'9 Gold Medalist in Judo with access to military-level firearms and a 99.99997% accuracy rate), I can say this dude would be screwed if he gets on my flight. 9/11 changed how people look at this shiat - nobody jokes, everybody is ready to fight.
 
2009-12-25 09:23:08 PM  
Niger, please
 
2009-12-25 09:23:26 PM  

basemetal: I bet the passengers beat the hell out of him. I hope so anyway. Also, he was on a no fly list? Bunch of dumbasses guarding us against dumbasses.


I can't imagine why the authorities from Amsterdam would be remiss in protecting passengers of a flight from terrorists.

Not like their officers would have easy access to any substances that might make them less capable in their jobs.

www.rnw.nl
 
2009-12-25 09:23:49 PM  

JPINFV: Richard Reid... you know, the guy who is the cause for the shoe scanning?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Reid_%28shoe_bomber%29


Ah. Got it. Thanks.

notallbits.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-12-25 09:23:52 PM  
but he realized an even worse fate for the infidels was to land the plane in . . . Detroit.

varifrank.com

/hot as the fires of hell the infidels will enjoy
//fark Islam
///Mohammed was the son of a whore
 
2009-12-25 09:24:04 PM  

Yukon Cornelius: God dammit... How's the TSA going to overreact to this?


In the dumbest way possible.
 
2009-12-25 09:24:11 PM  

xanadian: Wonder if all the terrorists and terrorist-wannabes are gonna now realize that if they try any shiat, it's gonna be a jump-in. Kinda hard to blow up a plane when your ass is crammed backwards into your ass. Yes. Your ass. In your ass.


I LOL'd.

After the passengers of Flight Whatever farked up Richard Reid the shoe-bomber a few years ago, I can't believe someone was stupid enough to try this shiat again.
 
2009-12-25 09:24:28 PM  
Ah, once again "terrorists" who are unable to understand the difference between combustion and explosion. I haven't seen a "terror" plot this dumb since those two yahoos drove a jeep with a propane tank into a bollard at an airport, then ran around their vehicle on fire till a helpful bystander stomped it them out. And then there were the dingbats who thought they could light a fuel pipe on fire and thereby cause JFK airport to explode....

I don't know if we're supposed to be afraid of these guys, or if we're supposed to pat them on the head, give them a bowl of ice cream, and say, "Outstanding attempt, Farouk, you sure did try your very very best, and we're all just so proud of our scawy wittle tewwowist."
 
2009-12-25 09:24:40 PM  

Slackfumasta: Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack, yet we went and elected a bunch of Democrats anyway.


you stupid motherfarker...
 
2009-12-25 09:24:52 PM  
And the 3oz plastic bag rule is supposed to do what exactly?
 
2009-12-25 09:25:21 PM  

char_boy: Northwest Airlines flight but the plane says "Delta."

The terrorists have already won.


Hi, I'm the airline industry. Maybe you weren't aware of the fact that Northwest Airlines and Delta have merged. The two are now inseparable and until all gates and planes switch to identical livery, they will still be recognized by many travelers and individual companies.

/that or the post was sarcasm. I don't care either way.
 
2009-12-25 09:25:25 PM  
If the facts in the story are accurate, he should have had a bullet in his head the minute the plane landed. farking douchebag asshole.
 
2009-12-25 09:25:26 PM  
For everyone that says "Fark Islam" or "Fark Muslims," I hope you know more people of many other faiths -- and more athiests -- have done mass murderous things than Muslims.

Now STFU about the religious angle. Seriously. There's nuts in every group -- even athiests.
 
2009-12-25 09:25:51 PM  
i608.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-25 09:26:05 PM  

IronTom: Fark is slipping, there should be at least one major thread about this, or else I'm just missing it or it is because it is Christmas.


Agreed.
 
2009-12-25 09:26:16 PM  

Zeno-25: Fark Islam. Seriously, it's Christmas. And you're trying to blow up a plane? Thank god that guy was such a retarded backworld piece of shiat. Have fun in Gitmo, you sand monkey.

/agnostic
/merry christmas to all


It's not just Muslims. Here's a wonderful story about 8 urban successful and attractive urban minorities trying to rape a woman on a NYC subway platform early Christmas morning. The awesome Xmasy part is that the subway platform is devoid of cops because of budget cuts, but she manages to fight back and stab to death one of her attackers before escaping onto a train. She can't even come forward publicly because she'd be Bernie Goetz'd.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/12/24/2009-12-24_woman_f​atally_kn i fes_thug_in_subway_attack.html
(new window)
 
2009-12-25 09:26:41 PM  
This is horrible news. I just saw pictures of the damage from the attack in Detroit. It's catastrophic! This madness has to end!
 
2009-12-25 09:26:42 PM  

RoBByBoy: Slackfumasta: This is what happens when you elect a lib like Obama. He fills his administration with a bunch of farktards who are weak on terror.

Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack, yet we went and elected a bunch of Democrats anyway.

Obvious troll is obvious. 2/10.


Obvious sarcasm is obvious

/troll detection fail
 
2009-12-25 09:26:49 PM  

Samsquantch: Slackfumasta: This is what happens when you elect a lib like Obama. He fills his administration with a bunch of farktards who are weak on terror.

Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack, yet we went and elected a bunch of Democrats anyway.

There was a little commotion is September of 2001 -- perhaps you remember?


Less than a year after Bush took office. Still settling in and trying to clean up the mess that Clinton left.

Remember, Bush created the Department of Homeland Security to fight terror attacks on our soil. Clinton sat back and got blowjobs in the Oral Office. If Clinton had gone after bin Laden instead of fat interns, 9/11 would never have happened.
 
2009-12-25 09:27:09 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Ah, once again "terrorists" who are unable to understand the difference between combustion and explosion. I haven't seen a "terror" plot this dumb since those two yahoos drove a jeep with a propane tank into a bollard at an airport, then ran around their vehicle on fire till a helpful bystander stomped it them out. And then there were the dingbats who thought they could light a fuel pipe on fire and thereby cause JFK airport to explode....


The smart ones have already blown themselves up. Now we're left with the Al Qaeda Short Bus Brigade.
 
2009-12-25 09:28:02 PM  
Terrorist attack.

Keep living in fear.

Go back to work please.
 
2009-12-25 09:28:03 PM  

Zeno-25: Fark Islam. Seriously, it's Christmas. And you're trying to blow up a plane? Thank god that guy was such a retarded backworld piece of shiat. Have fun in Gitmo, you sand monkey.

/agnostic
/merry christmas to all



My submission agrees

"So. You want to blow up a plan on Christmas Day and strike fear into the heart of all Infidels. Son...lighting firecrackers when the plane is landing is no way to win the whole 72 virgins with grapes prize."
 
2009-12-25 09:28:09 PM  
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfarking Muslims on this motherfarking plane!
 
2009-12-25 09:28:20 PM  
I wonder if people threw octopuses at the guy while he was being carted away.
 
2009-12-25 09:28:54 PM  
The government raised the alert at all airports over this. They are going to tighten security, further.

Is anyone in Amsterdam going to do this? The flight originated there. This guy got on there, flew all the way across the Atlantic and then across Canadaian/US air space before deciding to pull this stunt.

I'm fairly sure there is more to this story, but the security failure isn't on the part of the US, here.
 
2009-12-25 09:29:21 PM  

ACallForPeace: Slackfumasta: Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack

I agree completely.


(giggle)
 
2009-12-25 09:29:26 PM  

thornhill: And the 3oz plastic bag rule is supposed to do what exactly?


Does the TSA do security for flights originating from Amsterdam?
 
2009-12-25 09:29:27 PM  
For everyone that says "Fark Islam" or "Fark Muslims," I hope you know more people of many other faiths -- and more athiests -- have done mass murderous things than Muslims.

Now STFU about the religious angle. Seriously. There's nuts in every group -- even athiests.


Ignoring the religious aspect of these sorts of activities is as stupid as believing that all Muslims are terrorists.
 
2009-12-25 09:29:31 PM  

Slackfumasta: Less than a year after Bush took office.


If there's a one year rule that excuses Bush then it excuses Obama in this scenario, rendering your original biatching meaningless and intellectually dishonest.

Slackfumasta: If Clinton had gone after bin Laden instead of fat interns, 9/11 would never have happened.


B-B-B-But Clinton....You say this like Bush made any effort at all at going after Bin Laden.
 
2009-12-25 09:29:46 PM  
tmq2.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-12-25 09:30:20 PM  
godofusa.com Since Christians are still guilty of more deaths than Islam, you might not want to post that.

/Christian
 
2009-12-25 09:30:24 PM  
i79.photobucket.com

/blows the dust off this one.....
//been a while since i used it
 
2009-12-25 09:30:29 PM  

Skid Roe v. Wade Boggs: MIguy: The airport is in Romulus.

Well, at least the plane won't ream us.


!!! Very LOL. Well done by all.
 
2009-12-25 09:30:49 PM  

southaustin: For everyone that says "Fark Islam" or "Fark Muslims," I hope you know more people of many other faiths -- and more athiests -- have done mass murderous things than Muslims.


[CITATION NEEDED]

Seriously, I understand what you're trying to do, and I agree with the sentiment (which I'm assuming is, "most Muslims aren't like this"), but this is just an asinine thing to say. Just say, "Most Muslims aren't farked up like this," and be done.
 
2009-12-25 09:31:50 PM  
i cant wait for this to be politicized out the ass throughout the next month.
godfarkingdammit.
 
2009-12-25 09:31:54 PM  
So long TSA's War on Wet Things. Hello War on Powdery Stuff.
 
2009-12-25 09:32:25 PM  
musashi1600
Maybe he figured that since he was headed for Detroit, he didn't have anything to lose?

/Is there anything of value in Detroit these days?


Sure man! They've got Pontiac, Hummer, Oldsmobile, Saturn, err wait. :/

(Frightening) Long list of defunct United States automobile manufacturers (new window)
 
2009-12-25 09:32:32 PM  

Slackfumasta: Samsquantch: Slackfumasta: This is what happens when you elect a lib like Obama. He fills his administration with a bunch of farktards who are weak on terror.

Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack, yet we went and elected a bunch of Democrats anyway.

There was a little commotion is September of 2001 -- perhaps you remember?

Less than a year after Bush took office. Still settling in and trying to clean up the mess that Clinton left.

Remember, Bush created the Department of Homeland Security to fight terror attacks on our soil. Clinton sat back and got blowjobs in the Oral Office. If Clinton had gone after bin Laden instead of fat interns, 9/11 would never have happened.


i79.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-25 09:32:53 PM  

INeedAName: godofusa.com Since Christians are still guilty of more deaths than Islam, you might not want to post that.

/Christian


images1.fanpop.com
 
2009-12-25 09:32:57 PM  
1) I heard this on NPR, of all places, before Fark. Come on folks...

2) Aw shiat. I'm flying out of Detroit tomorrow. Should I just pre-lube to make the soon-to-be-mandatory cavity search easier?
 
2009-12-25 09:33:23 PM  

Slackfumasta: Samsquantch: Slackfumasta: This is what happens when you elect a lib like Obama. He fills his administration with a bunch of farktards who are weak on terror.

Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack, yet we went and elected a bunch of Democrats anyway.

There was a little commotion is September of 2001 -- perhaps you remember?

Less than a year after Bush took office. Still settling in and trying to clean up the mess that Clinton left.

Remember, Bush created the Department of Homeland Security to fight terror attacks on our soil. Clinton sat back and got blowjobs in the Oral Office. If Clinton had gone after bin Laden instead of fat interns, 9/11 would never have happened.


I was taught at an early age not to make fun of the retarded, so I am not even going to attempt to respond to this.
 
2009-12-25 09:33:44 PM  

pho75:

Ignoring the religious aspect of these sorts of activities is as stupid as believing that all Muslims are terrorists.


Wait... you have evidence that Firecracker Nigerian is Muslim? Really? Let's have it.

Yeah, there's none. That's what I thought. STFU.
 
2009-12-25 09:33:52 PM  

Sirsky: southaustin: For everyone that says "Fark Islam" or "Fark Muslims," I hope you know more people of many other faiths -- and more athiests -- have done mass murderous things than Muslims.

[CITATION NEEDED]

Seriously, I understand what you're trying to do, and I agree with the sentiment (which I'm assuming is, "most Muslims aren't like this"), but this is just an asinine thing to say. Just say, "Most Muslims aren't farked up like this," and be done.


According to my studies...most Muslim chicks are wild in bed.

GOD IS GREAT.
 
2009-12-25 09:34:03 PM  
This guy boarded the plane in Europe. As much as I would love to have another reason to complain about the TSA, they didn't drop the ball this time. Not sure what they could have done to prevent this guy from boarding the plane with his fail-bomb on the other side of the world.
 
2009-12-25 09:34:15 PM  
Sounds like John Ringo's 'random associations' of strangers preserving or advancing the common good are alive and well. A diverse group of people sharing nothing but a common flight band together to administer a beatdown.

However, I'm waiting for the day some old guy's externally-mounted pacemaker malfs and they kill the poor bastard when he opens his shirt.
 
2009-12-25 09:34:27 PM  

Slackfumasta: Less than a year after Bush took office. Still settling in and trying to clean up the mess that Clinton left.

Remember, Bush created the Department of Homeland Security to fight terror attacks on our soil. Clinton sat back and got blowjobs in the Oral Office. If Clinton had gone after bin Laden instead of fat interns, 9/11 would never have happened.


You are just adorable. Merry Christmas to you, you fetching lad.

/or is that "felching"?
 
2009-12-25 09:34:33 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: So long TSA's War on Wet Things. Hello War on Powdery Stuff.


Is this some kind of Sex, drugs, and hookers reference?
 
2009-12-25 09:35:20 PM  

Slackfumasta: This is what happens when you elect a lib like Obama. He fills his administration with a bunch of farktards who are weak on terror.

Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack, yet we went and elected a bunch of Democrats anyway.


Yeah, that whole going to war under false pretenses, sky high gas prices and shaiting economy had absolutely nothing to do with the Dems getting elected.

/this comment is too full of fail to be a troll.
 
2009-12-25 09:35:26 PM  
attempting to blow up a plane heading to the place that a guy capped his own son for touching his sister - that's not so bright.
 
2009-12-25 09:36:17 PM  

DFWPhotoGuy:
According to my studies...most Muslim chicks are wild in bed.

GOD IS GREAT.


Finally, someone injected logic into this thread. Win.
 
2009-12-25 09:36:27 PM  
I concur, passenger these days is going to jump their shiat and mess them up. I would, no question.

He was going to Detroit, I assume there were Detroiters heading home on board. He's lucky to be alive.

/lived in Michigan for 20 years
 
2009-12-25 09:36:34 PM  

DFWPhotoGuy: Sirsky: southaustin: For everyone that says "Fark Islam" or "Fark Muslims," I hope you know more people of many other faiths -- and more athiests -- have done mass murderous things than Muslims.

[CITATION NEEDED]

Seriously, I understand what you're trying to do, and I agree with the sentiment (which I'm assuming is, "most Muslims aren't like this"), but this is just an asinine thing to say. Just say, "Most Muslims aren't farked up like this," and be done.

According to my studies...most Muslim chicks are wild in bed.

GOD IS GREAT.


Yea they are.

5 down, 67 to go.
 
2009-12-25 09:37:14 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: So long TSA's War on Wet Things. Hello War on Powdery Stuff.


Mixture of powder and liquid. Though it will be interesting to find out what... sugar and gasoline wouldn't be outside the level of stupid evidenced so far.

Hopefully this doesn't prompt a change in screening procedures. I say hopefully because I like to wear loose shirts when I'm flying -- both for my comfort and to protect others from attack by my armpits.
 
2009-12-25 09:37:42 PM  
If I had been on the been plane they would only have pieces of him to detain.
 
2009-12-25 09:37:59 PM  
I bet Dick Cheney is heartbroken the guy didn't succeed in blowing up the plane.
 
2009-12-25 09:38:07 PM  
Just wait 'til some women Jihadette decides to get on a plane with her Hoo-Haa filled with C4. What do we do then?

A Johnny Jihadi already tried to kill some Saudi with an ass full of explosive. Just couldn't stuff enough in.
 
2009-12-25 09:39:24 PM  

Sirsky: Slackfumasta: Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack, yet we went and elected a bunch of Democrats anyway.

you stupid motherfarker...


People may call Slackfumasta a 2/10 troll, but damn he's gotten a lot of bites. 7/10 I say.
 
2009-12-25 09:39:32 PM  
Two people saw the attempted attack, and a third person jumped on the man and subdued him AKA 2 people sat there and did nothing while 1 person actually did something??? WTH?
 
2009-12-25 09:40:04 PM  
good to know that Hussein Obama didn't interrupt his muslim Ramadan vacation while America is Under Attack.

this is the 2nd terror attack since this mulatto sleeper agent took Office, just in case you weren't paying attention cuz you were too busy cheering the Devilcrat Congress for enslaving us with Communist Health "Care" "Reform".
 
2009-12-25 09:40:18 PM  
This is gonna make my flight back to DC sooooooo much fun next week.
 
2009-12-25 09:40:40 PM  

mark12A: A Johnny Jihadi already tried to kill some Saudi with an ass full of explosive. Just couldn't stuff enough in.


Sir, have you handled explosives in the last 72 hours?

Have you visited a farm or come into contact with livestock?

Have you eaten at Taco Bell?

Please come this way sir.
 
2009-12-25 09:40:54 PM  

mark12A: Just wait 'til some women Jihadette decides to get on a plane with her Hoo-Haa filled with C4. What do we do then?


"You can have my Hoo-Haa when you pry it from my cold dead fingers."
 
2009-12-25 09:40:55 PM  
Flew from Detroit to Iowa and will be coming back on the same route and I'm NOT gettin' a kick out of this.
 
2009-12-25 09:41:25 PM  

TheMadChaosopher: good to know that Hussein Obama didn't interrupt his muslim Ramadan vacation while America is Under Attack.

this is the 2nd terror attack since this mulatto sleeper agent took Office, just in case you weren't paying attention cuz you were too busy cheering the Devilcrat Congress for enslaving us with Communist Health "Care" "Reform".


All the trolling really does make Fark more and more tiresome. It's almost as if you people are trying to kill the site.
 
2009-12-25 09:41:40 PM  

pisceandreamer: This is gonna make my flight back to DC sooooooo much fun next week.


*sigh*

The TSA didn't do anything wrong.
 
2009-12-25 09:41:43 PM  

silance: Man, do I feel like an asshole. I thought the whole "War on Christmas" thing was a joke...


Nice combo! +1

/flying to Detroit twice next month
//but not from Amsterdam
 
2009-12-25 09:41:57 PM  

mark12A: Just wait 'til some women Jihadette decides to get on a plane with her Hoo-Haa filled with C4. What do we do then?

A Johnny Jihadi already tried to kill some Saudi with an ass full of explosive. Just couldn't stuff enough in.


C4 goes where?

/Can't find a good pic to shoop that too.
//can someone help out?
 
2009-12-25 09:42:08 PM  

TheMadChaosopher: good to know that Hussein Obama didn't interrupt his muslim Ramadan vacation while America is Under Attack.

this is the 2nd terror attack since this mulatto sleeper agent took Office, just in case you weren't paying attention cuz you were too busy cheering the Devilcrat Congress for enslaving us with Communist Health "Care" "Reform".


We have a most obvious troll winner - suck it Slackfumasta
 
2009-12-25 09:42:41 PM  
Dammit! That sonofabiatch told me he was flying here to deliver my 12 million dollars.
 
2009-12-25 09:42:45 PM  

southaustin: For everyone that says "Fark Islam" or "Fark Muslims," I hope you know more people of many other faiths -- and more athiests -- have done mass murderous things than Muslims.

Now STFU about the religious angle. Seriously. There's nuts in every group -- even athiests.


The ideology behind these Islamic acts of jihad isn't held by the nuts of the group. It's really more like one of those nasty fillings you find only in boxes of chocolate that are thinly concealed beneath a deceptive, sweet milk-chocolate surface.
 
2009-12-25 09:43:38 PM  

southaustin: pho75:

Ignoring the religious aspect of these sorts of activities is as stupid as believing that all Muslims are terrorists.

Wait... you have evidence that Firecracker Nigerian is Muslim? Really? Let's have it.

Yeah, there's none. That's what I thought. STFU.


You mean beside the part where he says he worked on behalf of al Queda?
 
2009-12-25 09:43:49 PM  
If they're going to prevent us from taking powders aboard a plane, I guess I'm not going to be traveling back home with the hot cocoa sampler box I got for Christmas.

"Would you care for a beverage, sir?"

"Just some hot water, I've got some powdered cocoa he--AHHH! NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!!!!"
 
2009-12-25 09:43:52 PM  

thornhill: And the 3oz plastic bag rule is supposed to do what exactly?


It's supposed to piss us off.

Which means it's a total success! Yay!
 
2009-12-25 09:43:58 PM  

eraser8: TheMadChaosopher: good to know that Hussein Obama didn't interrupt his muslim Ramadan vacation while America is Under Attack.

this is the 2nd terror attack since this mulatto sleeper agent took Office, just in case you weren't paying attention cuz you were too busy cheering the Devilcrat Congress for enslaving us with Communist Health "Care" "Reform".

All the trolling really does make Fark more and more tiresome. It's almost as if you people are trying to kill the site.


You're just realizing this?
 
2009-12-25 09:44:29 PM  

rppp01a: The TSA didn't do anything wrong.


Yet.
 
2009-12-25 09:44:36 PM  

Slackfumasta: Samsquantch: Slackfumasta: If Clinton had gone after bin Laden instead of fat interns, 9/11 would never have happened.


Oh that's right, it must have been a different president that sent rockets into Afghanistan and the Sudan in 1998 stricking terrorist training camps and almost hitting Bin Ladin.

Go back to watching Faux news and drink the golden KoolAid Glen Beck gives you.
 
2009-12-25 09:45:18 PM  
He came from Lagos. Now the TSA will be checking kids for Legos.
 
2009-12-25 09:45:27 PM  
bbbbut the Crusades!
 
2009-12-25 09:45:58 PM  

Skid Roe v. Wade Boggs: MIguy: The airport is in Romulus.

Well, at least the plane won't ream us.


I'm on it.
 
2009-12-25 09:46:34 PM  
Does not approve.

i765.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-25 09:46:37 PM  

Merry Sunshine: People may call Slackfumasta a 2/10 troll, but damn he's gotten a lot of bites. 7/10 I say.


it doesn't count if you are calling out he is a troll.
 
2009-12-25 09:46:48 PM  

JPINFV: Damn it, I was about to submit it with the headline, "Richard Reid Part Deux: Electric Boogaloo.


hah, I submitted it with "Shoe Bomber 2, Electric Boogaloo."

/redlighted, of course
//just as well, it wasn't that good
 
2009-12-25 09:46:53 PM  

NuclearWinter: thornhill: And the 3oz plastic bag rule is supposed to do what exactly?

Does the TSA do security for flights originating from Amsterdam?


All the European countries play by the rules.

I've flown out of Amsterdam twice in the last four years, and their screening is much better than the USA. First they interrogate you. Then they put you through the metal detector right before you board the plane. This makes so much more sense than what the USA does.
 
2009-12-25 09:47:04 PM  
Does this mean I can't take cocaine on my flight anymore?
 
2009-12-25 09:47:06 PM  

TheMega: 2 people sat there and did nothing while 1 person actually did something?


Not everyone has the courage to dive on a grenade to save others
.. or perhaps the person who did it, was really effective ?

not sure
but I bet the TSA is gonna find a way to make this suck for all of us

Merry Christmas :-)
 
2009-12-25 09:47:09 PM  

Inquisitive Inquisitor: FTA: King said the incident raised troubling questions about airline security. "It must be looked into" how Abdulmutallab was able to sneak a "somewhat sophisticated device" on board, he said.

Incendiary powder strapped to his chest underneath his clothes and a lighter. If you think this is sophisticated then you should not be in public office. There's nothing here to look in to. Airline security will never be perfect. If you require everyone to strip down before boarding, the next "terrorist" will put it up his ass. If you start requiring cavity searches it will be swallowed, after which the "terrorist" will drink a bottle of ex-lax before immediately before the flight.


Yeah, but think of the Fark hilarity over 'The Ass Bomber'!
 
2009-12-25 09:48:46 PM  

The Good Logins are Gone: Yeah, but think of the Fark hilarity over 'The Ass Bomber'!


It's already happened. Old news is old. (new window)
 
2009-12-25 09:48:47 PM  

SlothB77: Merry Sunshine: People may call Slackfumasta a 2/10 troll, but damn he's gotten a lot of bites. 7/10 I say.

it doesn't count if you are calling out he is a troll.


It does if you scream "troll" and still try to refute the argument.
 
2009-12-25 09:49:28 PM  

southaustin: For everyone that says "Fark Islam" or "Fark Muslims," I hope you know more people of many other faiths -- and more athiests -- have done mass murderous things than Muslims.

Now STFU about the religious angle. Seriously. There's nuts in every group -- even athiests.


Uh, no. The 100 million Hindus slaughtered by Muslims between 800 and 1700 beg to differ. Hindu Holocaust (new window)
 
2009-12-25 09:49:42 PM  

dennysgod: Slackfumasta: Samsquantch: Slackfumasta: If Clinton had gone after bin Laden instead of fat interns, 9/11 would never have happened.

Oh that's right, it must have been a different president that sent rockets into Afghanistan and the Sudan in 1998 stricking terrorist training camps and almost hitting Bin Ladin.


and destroying a medicine factory in a country that could really use anti-malarial drugs

/I wonder why they hate us?
 
2009-12-25 09:49:50 PM  
Dirt Worshiping Monkey Heathens: 0
Christians: 1
img96.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-25 09:50:30 PM  

God of the Omniverse: Does this mean I can't take cocaine on my flight anymore?


You mean your travel sized container of baby powder, right?
 
2009-12-25 09:51:02 PM  

SharkTrager: You mean beside the part where he says he worked on behalf of al Queda?


Ohhhh. You believe the guy with the firecrackers and the failed attempt. That seems smart.

Think about it. If you were playing with firecrackers on a plane, wouldn't YOU say Al-Q asked you to?

No, I'm not defending Al-Q. I'm defending normal Muslims that have to take crap from people like you.

When Koresh's followers got blown up, did you hate all Christians and/or FBI?

When the Oklahoma City bombing happened, did you hate all Christians?

When those coppers got shot the other day in Washington, did you start to hate all agnostics?

As the above poster said...

MOST MUSLIMS DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS.
Get over it.
 
2009-12-25 09:52:09 PM  
We all remember the "shoe bomber." He tried to light an incendiary device on his shoe & now we all have to take our shoes off in the airport for screening.

I sure as hell hope that this idiot didn't keister this device- Imagine how much worse the TSA screenings would be.
 
2009-12-25 09:52:53 PM  
Dear TSA:

Please try a bit harder to keep the people who are already known to counterterrorism agencies off of planes, instead of giving the rest of us cavity searches and soft x-rays.

Thanks,
America
 
2009-12-25 09:53:02 PM  

TheMadChaosopher: good to know that Hussein Obama didn't interrupt his muslim Ramadan vacation while America is Under Attack.

this is the 2nd terror attack since this mulatto sleeper agent took Office, just in case you weren't paying attention cuz you were too busy cheering the Devilcrat Congress for enslaving us with Communist Health "Care" "Reform".


Acually it is the 3rd. Link (new window)
 
2009-12-25 09:53:27 PM  

southaustin: MOST MUSLIMS DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS.


This is true. However, most of the people doing stuff like this over the past couple of years are Muslims.
 
2009-12-25 09:53:50 PM  
MOST MUSLIMS DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS.

No, but ALL the people doing stuff like this lately ARE MUSLIM.
 
2009-12-25 09:54:03 PM  

beoswulf: The ideology behind these Islamic acts of jihad isn't held by the nuts of the group.


You know nothing about Islam. At all. Stop passing yourself off as some sort of "authority."
 
2009-12-25 09:54:39 PM  
Haha...America calling out people as terrorists.

That's like the pot calling the kettle black isn't it?
 
2009-12-25 09:54:47 PM  

SharkTrager: southaustin: pho75:

Ignoring the religious aspect of these sorts of activities is as stupid as believing that all Muslims are terrorists.

Wait... you have evidence that Firecracker Nigerian is Muslim? Really? Let's have it.

Yeah, there's none. That's what I thought. STFU.

You mean beside the part where he says he worked on behalf of al Queda?



A Muslim claiming to be receiving Al Queda instructions is just trying to establish street cred in the Islamic community, like a young rapper claiming to have been shot or releasing a posthumous duet with Tupac
 
2009-12-25 09:54:56 PM  
Cool, getting into the airport to get back to Oregon on Sunday is going to be fun now. Can't wait.
 
2009-12-25 09:55:15 PM  

101111: Dear TSA:

Please try a bit harder to keep the people who are already known to counterterrorism agencies off of planes, instead of giving the rest of us cavity searches and soft x-rays.

Thanks,
America



Uh, didn't the plane come from Amsterdam? What did the TSA have to do with screening it. Yew r dum.
 
2009-12-25 09:55:15 PM  

Leeds: We all remember the "shoe bomber." He tried to light an incendiary device on his shoe & now we all have to take our shoes off in the airport for screening.

I sure as hell hope that this idiot didn't keister this device- Imagine how much worse the TSA screenings would be.


Imma go shave my junk just in case he taped it to his dick. BRB.
 
2009-12-25 09:55:31 PM  

JQPublic:
Uh, no. The 100 million Hindus slaughtered by Muslims between 800 and 1700 beg to differ. Hindu Holocaust (new window)


So by this logic, we get to hate everyone that agrees with Hitler -- that there should be NO religion? Awesome!

Sigh. Maybe one day people will be judged on what they do, rather than what religion they are or what they look like.

www.globalclassroom.org
 
2009-12-25 09:56:23 PM  
any particular reason we can't grant his wish to blow himself up?
 
2009-12-25 09:57:03 PM  

agsfark: any particular reason we can't grant his wish to blow himself up?


Other than the 6th Amendment?
 
2009-12-25 09:57:07 PM  

mark12A: No, but ALL the people doing stuff like this lately ARE MUSLIM.


Would actually be interesting to see how many of the international problems are life-long muslims, and how many are nutters who decided to convert as part of their plot. Or as instructed by the Al-Whacky operative talking in their head.
 
2009-12-25 09:57:24 PM  
The solution is obvious. Until Muslims stop pulling this crap, ALL muzzies flying on airliners should be shrink-wrapped.
 
2009-12-25 09:57:30 PM  

101111: Dear TSA:

Please try a bit harder to keep the people who are already known to counterterrorism agencies off of planes, instead of giving the rest of us cavity searches and soft x-rays.

Thanks,
America


LOL you're dumb.
 
2009-12-25 09:58:26 PM  

southaustin: SharkTrager: You mean beside the part where he says he worked on behalf of al Queda?

Ohhhh. You believe the guy with the firecrackers and the failed attempt. That seems smart.

Think about it. If you were playing with firecrackers on a plane, wouldn't YOU say Al-Q asked you to?

No, I'm not defending Al-Q. I'm defending normal Muslims that have to take crap from people like you.

When Koresh's followers got blown up, did you hate all Christians and/or FBI?

When the Oklahoma City bombing happened, did you hate all Christians?

When those coppers got shot the other day in Washington, did you start to hate all agnostics?

As the above poster said...

MOST MUSLIMS DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS.
Get over it.


Of fark you. The muslims need to be kicked out of the country like the Japs during WW2.

Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

It is so sweet and progressive and liberal that you love your enemies but when you put my life and the lives of my family in peril with your bullshiat sympathies you are a farking traitor.
 
2009-12-25 09:58:37 PM  
Other officials told NBC station WDIV-TV of Detroit that the device was a mixture of powder and liquid

Say goodbye to all powders and all liquids on planes. Say hello to body cavity searches for all passengers. Merry Christmas from the TSA.
 
2009-12-25 09:58:49 PM  

southaustin: JQPublic:
Uh, no. The 100 million Hindus slaughtered by Muslims between 800 and 1700 beg to differ. Hindu Holocaust (new window)

So by this logic, we get to hate everyone that agrees with Hitler -- that there should be NO religion? Awesome!

Sigh. Maybe one day people will be judged on what they do, rather than what religion they are or what they look like.


[MLK image]

You now owe the estate of MLK Jr., $100,000 for copyright infringement, both for the image and quoting from the speech.

Dexter will be by later to collect.

Sorry bro- but it's for a worthy cause, trust me.
 
2009-12-25 09:58:55 PM  

mark12A: The solution is obvious. Until Muslims stop pulling this crap, ALL muzzies flying on airliners should be shrink-wrapped.


You sound scared. Also fat.
 
2009-12-25 09:59:13 PM  
TheMadChaosopher: good to know that Hussein Obama didn't interrupt his muslim Ramadan vacation while America is Under Attack.

this is the 2nd terror attack since this mulatto sleeper agent took Office, just in case you weren't paying attention cuz you were too busy cheering the Devilcrat Congress for enslaving us with Communist Health "Care" "Reform".


2/10. Ramadan was in September this year.
 
2009-12-25 09:59:18 PM  

southaustin: SharkTrager: You mean beside the part where he says he worked on behalf of al Queda?

Ohhhh. You believe the guy with the firecrackers and the failed attempt. That seems smart.

Think about it. If you were playing with firecrackers on a plane, wouldn't YOU say Al-Q asked you to?

No, I'm not defending Al-Q. I'm defending normal Muslims that have to take crap from people like you.

When Koresh's followers got blown up, did you hate all Christians and/or FBI?

When the Oklahoma City bombing happened, did you hate all Christians?

When those coppers got shot the other day in Washington, did you start to hate all agnostics?

As the above poster said...

MOST MUSLIMS DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS.
Get over it.


Most Arabs or Persians don't either.

There's a decent sized Arabic Christian community around my hometown that I'm sure collectively facepalms along with the Muslim folks every time crap like this happens.

beoswulf: A Muslim claiming to be receiving Al Queda instructions is just trying to establish street cred in the Islamic community, like a young rapper claiming to have been shot or releasing a posthumous duet with Tupac


Not gonna call it that way, but that seems fairly plausible.
 
2009-12-25 09:59:19 PM  

MiamiBlues: dennysgod: Slackfumasta: Samsquantch: Slackfumasta: If Clinton had gone after bin Laden instead of fat interns, 9/11 would never have happened.

Oh that's right, it must have been a different president that sent rockets into Afghanistan and the Sudan in 1998 stricking terrorist training camps and almost hitting Bin Ladin.

and destroying a medicine factory in a country that could really use anti-malarial drugs

/I wonder why they hate us?


dirty heathen mooslim turrest don't need anti-malarial drugs.

/am I trolling right?
//we may have the best miliatry in the world, just not always the best aim.
 
2009-12-25 09:59:31 PM  
Now is the time to call the Doctor. We need his special technique.
 
2009-12-25 09:59:34 PM  

southaustin: SharkTrager: You mean beside the part where he says he worked on behalf of al Queda?

Ohhhh. You believe the guy with the firecrackers and the failed attempt. That seems smart.

Think about it. If you were playing with firecrackers on a plane, wouldn't YOU say Al-Q asked you to?

No, I'm not defending Al-Q. I'm defending normal Muslims that have to take crap from people like you.

When Koresh's followers got blown up, did you hate all Christians and/or FBI?

When the Oklahoma City bombing happened, did you hate all Christians?

When those coppers got shot the other day in Washington, did you start to hate all agnostics?

As the above poster said...

MOST MUSLIMS DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS.
Get over it.


Fark you, you Islamic apologist scumbag there's no such thing as a normal Muslim and the fact is, your moderate muslims hold hatred in their hearts and are only waiting for the moment to act on that hatred. They're just don't have the balls or lunacy to carry out acts like the guy in the article and other al quada operatives. There'll come a day when they do, and you'll all suffer and regret your leniency towards these lunatics. They should be farking exterminated
 
2009-12-25 10:00:07 PM  
lordaction:
Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

As opposed to the IRA, The Red Brigade and Baader-Meinhof?
 
2009-12-25 10:00:25 PM  

southaustin: JQPublic:
Uh, no. The 100 million Hindus slaughtered by Muslims between 800 and 1700 beg to differ. Hindu Holocaust (new window)

So by this logic, we get to hate everyone that agrees with Hitler -- that there should be NO religion? Awesome!

Sigh. Maybe one day people will be judged on what they do, rather than what religion they are or what they look like.


You do know that Hitler rounded up prominent atheists, and had their leader (of the German Freethinkers Union) guillotined, and gave their offices to Christians.

/Gott mit uns? You betcha.
 
2009-12-25 10:00:34 PM  

lordaction: Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.


coughIRELANDcough
 
2009-12-25 10:01:07 PM  

Slackfumasta: This is what happens when you elect a lib like Obama. He fills his administration with a bunch of farktards who are weak on terror.

Whether or not you like Bush, you can't deny that under his watch we never got hit with a terror attack, yet we went and elected a bunch of Democrats anyway.


You haven't hear of 9-11 I presume?
 
2009-12-25 10:01:19 PM  
Enjoy your flights home this weekend.
 
2009-12-25 10:01:42 PM  

southaustin: Sigh. Maybe one day people will be judged on what they do, rather than what religion they are or what they look like.


That's too hard. It's much easier to despise people without stars on their bellies.

finkorswim.com
/hot
 
2009-12-25 10:02:12 PM  
A Muslim claiming to be receiving Al Queda instructions is just trying to establish street cred in the Islamic community, like a young rapper claiming to have been shot or releasing a posthumous duet with Tupac

Just like Major Hassan shouting Allah Ackbar during his shooting rampage down in Texas? It's justa cool muzzy thang,Yo!
 
2009-12-25 10:02:32 PM  
southaustin: For everyone that says "Fark Islam" or "Fark Muslims," I hope you know more people of many other faiths -- and more athiests -- have done mass murderous things than Muslims.

Now STFU about the religious angle. Seriously. There's nuts in every group -- even athiests.


It took you asshole libtards until page two, page TWO, of the comments before you started down the whole 'Christians are just as bad' trail.

You're still f*cked up, asshole-muslim-apologists, but you are definitely slipping. That should have come in the first five comments like it usually does.


/Maybe it's the Christmas spirit... infecting even libtards
 
2009-12-25 10:02:45 PM  
Hey there Mr. Muslim Merry Farking Christmas.
 
2009-12-25 10:02:50 PM  

southaustin: MOST MUSLIMS DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS.


The goofy thing is the suburbs of Detroit is home to the largest middle eastern concentration outside the middle east.

Started out as Saudi but they've got (mostly muslim) ex-pats from Palestine to Iraq living there now, and quite peacefully - well except for those unfortunate occurrences where the daughter goes native and the father kills her for being a whore. Unless something's changed those sick farks always end up being deported, instead of sent to prison for the remainder of their life.

That probably led to a situation where he wasn't screened as thoroughly since a lot of Muslims take flights to Detroit.
 
2009-12-25 10:02:58 PM  
In the versions of this story I've read today, it's gone from "explosive powder" to "firecracker" to "OH MY GAWD HE NEARLY KILLED US ALL!!!!". And still the guy just winds up with a burned leg.

Who the hell is writing these stories, Wolf Blitzer?
 
2009-12-25 10:03:20 PM  
So, why did they put him out?
 
2009-12-25 10:03:22 PM  

JesusIsNowBlind: As opposed to the IRA, The Red Brigade and Baader-Meinhof?


How many attacks have they launched against the USA?
 
2009-12-25 10:03:32 PM  

southaustin: JQPublic:
Uh, no. The 100 million Hindus slaughtered by Muslims between 800 and 1700 beg to differ. Hindu Holocaust (new window)

So by this logic, we get to hate everyone that agrees with Hitler -- that there should be NO religion? Awesome!

Sigh. Maybe one day people will be judged on what they do, rather than what religion they are or what they look like.


www.globalclassroom.org

Even he wouldn't put up with Islamic Jihad. "When people criticize Zionists they mean Jews. You are talking anti-Semitism" - MLK Jr
 
2009-12-25 10:03:41 PM  

thevexationman: Fark you, you Islamic apologist scumbag there's no such thing as a normal Muslim and the fact is, your moderate muslims hold hatred in their hearts and are only waiting for the moment to act on that hatred. They're just don't have the balls or lunacy to carry out acts like the guy in the article and other al quada operatives. There'll come a day when they do, and you'll all suffer and regret your leniency towards these lunatics. They should be farking exterminated


BS, you hateful prick.

You know who else wanted to exterminate every person of a specific religion?

/yeah, I went there
//don't care if it's a troll since I know other douchebags are thinking the same thing
 
2009-12-25 10:04:10 PM  

lordaction: Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.


blackchristiannews.com

msnbcmedia1.msn.com

nihilobstat.info

blogs.phillyburbs.com
 
2009-12-25 10:04:18 PM  
Wow, if this terrorist had successfully blown up the plane over Detroit, he could have caused hundreds of dollars worth of damage.
 
2009-12-25 10:04:57 PM  

southaustin:
MOST MUSLIMS DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS.
Get over it.


No one said they did. Perhaps that gigantic chip on your shoulder was blocking your view of the thread.
 
2009-12-25 10:05:04 PM  

Pvt Joker: Wow, if this terrorist had successfully blown up the plane over Detroit, he could have caused hundreds of dollars worth of damage improvements.


*ahem*
 
2009-12-25 10:05:32 PM  
Send out a message to all camps.
 
2009-12-25 10:05:40 PM  

southaustin: SharkTrager: You mean beside the part where he says he worked on behalf of al Queda?

Ohhhh. You believe the guy with the firecrackers and the failed attempt. That seems smart.

Think about it. If you were playing with firecrackers on a plane, wouldn't YOU say Al-Q asked you to?

No, I'm not defending Al-Q. I'm defending normal Muslims that have to take crap from people like you.

When Koresh's followers got blown up, did you hate all Christians and/or FBI?

When the Oklahoma City bombing happened, did you hate all Christians?

When those coppers got shot the other day in Washington, did you start to hate all agnostics?

As the above poster said...

MOST MUSLIMS DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS.
Get over it.


Protip: Know the whole story before you make an ass of yourself.

Timothy McVeigh was a self professed agnostic. (new window)
 
2009-12-25 10:06:12 PM  

MIguy: JesusIsNowBlind: As opposed to the IRA, The Red Brigade and Baader-Meinhof?

How many attacks have they launched against the USA?


www.uncountedthemovie.com
 
2009-12-25 10:06:24 PM  

Slackfumasta: Less than a year after Bush took office. Still settling in and trying to clean up the mess that Clinton left.


You have to work on your trolling there, grasshopper. By your logic this is Bush's fault because Barry has only been in office for less than a year.
 
2009-12-25 10:06:37 PM  
Merry Christmas from Al Queda.
 
2009-12-25 10:06:38 PM  
The "good" muslams are busy studying jihad.
 
2009-12-25 10:06:41 PM  

lordaction:
Of fark you. The muslims need to be kicked out of the country like the Japs during WW2.

Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

It is so sweet and progressive and liberal that you love your enemies but when you put my life and the lives of my family in peril with your bullshiat sympathies you are a farking traitor.


Wow, I haven't read anything this idiotic in years.

TIMOTHY MCVEIGH
TERRY NICHOLS

But that's too easy. Let's go back in time...

JIM JONES
CHARLES MANSON

Whee!

P.S. I'm not even a Democrat.
 
2009-12-25 10:06:53 PM  
Of course it would've caused millions of dollars in improvements to Detroit had he succeeded.
 
2009-12-25 10:06:58 PM  

eraser8: southaustin: Sigh. Maybe one day people will be judged on what they do, rather than what religion they are or what they look like.

That's too hard. It's much easier to despise people without stars on their bellies.


/hot


MonkeyBoy666: Started out as Saudi but they've got (mostly muslim) ex-pats from Palestine to Iraq living there now, and quite peacefully - well except for those unfortunate occurrences where the daughter goes native and the father kills her for being a whore.


Citation, please. I know that there was a recent conviction for that in Britain but I've never heard of it in SE Michigan.

Also, most of the Arabic folk I went to school with were actually Christian (Lebanese and Iraqi, IIRC), as were the folks who lived on my street. The demographics might have changed since I graduated, though. Also, I'm not from Dearborn, but a different suburb with a significant Middle Eastern population.
 
2009-12-25 10:07:28 PM  

thevexationman: Fark you, you Islamic apologist scumbag there's no such thing as a normal Muslim and the fact is, your moderate muslims hold hatred in their hearts and are only waiting for the moment to act on that hatred. They're just don't have the balls or lunacy to carry out acts like the guy in the article and other al quada operatives. There'll come a day when they do, and you'll all suffer and regret your leniency towards these lunatics. They should be farking exterminated


You know who else though all members of a particular religion should be exterminated?
 
2009-12-25 10:07:51 PM  

Pvt Joker: Wow, if this terrorist had successfully blown up the plane over Detroit, he could have caused hundreds of dollars worth of damage.



THIS BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/from Cleveland, so ANY joke against Detroit is just the icing on the cake for me
 
2009-12-25 10:08:04 PM  
Hates Israel? Yes
 
2009-12-25 10:08:29 PM  
this mulatto sleeper agent took Office


That's gold Jerry,gold!
 
2009-12-25 10:08:48 PM  

eraser8: southaustin: Sigh. Maybe one day people will be judged on what they do, rather than what religion they are or what they look like.

That's too hard. It's much easier to despise people without stars on their bellies.


/hot


Damn, I forgot to reply to this...

1) I need to favorite you

2) That was one of my favorite books growing up

3) I managed to get many a girl liking that as a favorite book during a one summer stint as a camp counselor. My go-to for "we're too scared to sleep, can you read us a story?". Hopefully it'll stay with 'em.
 
2009-12-25 10:09:05 PM  
I was supposed to fly to Miami 12/21 and the flight got delayed so much that it wouldn't connect. And of course no more seats all week. So I took Greyhound from SF to Miami and got in today Christmas and am now typing from my sister's computer. Go Greyhound, I had a great trip in!
/bittersweet because I was supposed to fly but actually enjoyed the 3 day bus ride.
 
2009-12-25 10:09:18 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Citation, please.


I'm not sure why you're addressing me here. If you clarify, maybe I can respond.
 
2009-12-25 10:09:27 PM  

edmo: You haven't hear of 9-11 I presume?


Shh, don't disturb him, he's finally started drinking the kool aid.
 
2009-12-25 10:09:36 PM  
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaark. My mom's flying home through Detroit tomorrow.
 
2009-12-25 10:09:41 PM  
Was it non-dairy creamer?

Cuz that shiat is flammable as fark!
 
2009-12-25 10:09:56 PM  
There are no good Muslims only sleepers.
 
2009-12-25 10:10:08 PM  

MIguy: JesusIsNowBlind: As opposed to the IRA, The Red Brigade and Baader-Meinhof?

How many attacks have they launched against the USA?


So only people who attack the US are terrorists? Are you really that dumb?
 
2009-12-25 10:10:24 PM  

House of Tards: lordaction: Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.


That lineup isn't enough white Christians to even field a single team against the Al Queda softball league
 
2009-12-25 10:10:50 PM  

NuclearWinter: thornhill: And the 3oz plastic bag rule is supposed to do what exactly?

Does the TSA do security for flights originating from Amsterdam?


No, but due to the farking TSA, all airports that has flights going to the U.S. has to play by the insane TSA rules. If you don't play by the TSA's book, then airliners operating routes to U.S. airports will be told that they unfortunately doesn't fulfil minimum security standards due to their point of origin, and will unfortunately not be allowed to land at U.S. airports.

So the 3oz plastic bag rule still applies.
 
2009-12-25 10:10:54 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Damn, I forgot to reply to this...


Damnit!!!! Ignore my post of 2009-12-25 10:09:18 PM.

*grumble, grumble*

/glad you said what you meant to say
//irritated that my post of 2009-12-25 10:09:18 PM looks reallllly stupid now
 
2009-12-25 10:11:14 PM  
mark12A: The solution is obvious. Until Muslims stop pulling this crap, ALL muzzies flying on airliners should be shrink-wrapped.

Tard: You sound scared. Also fat.


No. Just a Gold Preferred USAIR customer who flies a lot.

I am getting sick and tired of all the idiots who pop up after these incidents screaming "DON'T HURT THE MUSLIMS!!!" Like the danger to the rest of us doesn't matter. Just don't make the muzzies *feel* bad. Fark. them. all.
 
2009-12-25 10:11:21 PM  

Gato Negro: It took you asshole libtards until page two, page TWO, of the comments before you started down the whole 'Christians are just as bad' trail.

You're still f*cked up, asshole-muslim-apologists, but you are definitely slipping. That should have come in the first five comments like it usually does.


It's not just Christians or Muslims...it's all religions in general. Any myth held onto that fervently by mentally unstable people is going to cause problems.
 
2009-12-25 10:11:22 PM  
Picture of onboard hero, avenger of Romulus

www.bearotic.com
 
2009-12-25 10:11:30 PM  

Tourney3p0: southaustin:
MOST MUSLIMS DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS.
Get over it.

No one said they did. Perhaps that gigantic chip on your shoulder was blocking your view of the thread.


You clearly have not read the entire thread.
 
2009-12-25 10:11:58 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: In the versions of this story I've read today, it's gone from "explosive powder" to "firecracker" to "OH MY GAWD HE NEARLY KILLED US ALL!!!!". And still the guy just winds up with a burned leg.

Who the hell is writing these stories, Wolf Blitzer?


EXACTLY. God, you obviously haven't seen those FreeRepublic forums yet on this story....


The freeper anti-Islamic butthurt machine is set on extra-gape tonight over there...
 
2009-12-25 10:12:00 PM  

musashi1600: Maybe he figured that since he was headed for Detroit, he didn't have anything to lose?

/Is there anything of value in Detroit these days?



I hear the egress is worth checking out.
 
2009-12-25 10:12:19 PM  

hicksfa2: Pvt Joker: Wow, if this terrorist had successfully blown up the plane over Detroit, he could have caused hundreds of dollars worth of damage.


THIS BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/from Cleveland, so ANY joke against Detroit is just the icing on the cake for me


www.historycooperative.org

With one image, I get to simultaneously hit back at Cleveland (hey, at least Detroit never lit the *river* on fire...) and acknowledge that we share a lake and also that you have some really good beer so let's give peace a chance.

Merry Christmas/Happy!

/hot like the Cuyahoga
 
2009-12-25 10:12:21 PM  

Pvt Joker: Wow, if this terrorist had successfully blown up the plane over Detroit, he could have caused hundreds of dollars worth of damage.


I think I read the incident happened with 20 minutes left in the flight or so. Perhaps that would be Lake Erie? Ontario?
 
2009-12-25 10:12:28 PM  

Sirsky: So only people who attack the US are terrorists? Are you really that dumb?


Huh? Pay attention moron.
 
2009-12-25 10:12:37 PM  
Detroit? Was it crack?
 
2009-12-25 10:12:47 PM  
Hey House of Tards, I'm going to show some ignorance here and ask who that last fellow is?
 
2009-12-25 10:13:36 PM  

southaustin: lordaction:
Of fark you. The muslims need to be kicked out of the country like the Japs during WW2.

Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

It is so sweet and progressive and liberal that you love your enemies but when you put my life and the lives of my family in peril with your bullshiat sympathies you are a farking traitor.

Wow, I haven't read anything this idiotic in years.

TIMOTHY MCVEIGH
TERRY NICHOLS

But that's too easy. Let's go back in time...

JIM JONES
CHARLES MANSON

Whee!

P.S. I'm not even a Democrat.


As I said you are a farking traitor. The muslims are our enemy. Anyone with half a brain knew that the second after 9/11. Jim Jones and Chuckles Manson (I like to call him Chuckles) are criminals; not terrorists as you would like to deceive.

As most of the true Americans have said in this thread, anyone who does not recognize this is a LUNATIC. A muslim will kill you in a heart beat for not believing in raping child brides and stoning women. A muslim is guaranteed heaven for killing you if you are a non-muslim. That is what they believe.

If you want to defend them you are on their side. They started it, we will finish it.
 
2009-12-25 10:14:01 PM  

House of Tards: lordaction: Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.


Hey dumbass, you forgot the biggest Republican hero of them all:

www.nndb.com
 
2009-12-25 10:14:03 PM  
I bet he was suppose to set it off over the ocean like the Air France Flight but got to talking to the dude next to him about the war in Iraq and lost track of time.. when the attendents announced they were making their final approach to Detroit he said "oh crap.. pardon me I forgot to do something" and starts to set off the bomb....

cue ass kicking...
 
2009-12-25 10:14:04 PM  

beoswulf: House of Tards: lordaction: Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

That lineup isn't enough white Christians to even field a single team against the Al Queda softball league


Well, when that's the point, we'll get to it, sweetcheeks.
 
2009-12-25 10:14:10 PM  

southaustin: SharkTrager: You mean beside the part where he says he worked on behalf of al Queda?

Ohhhh. You believe the guy with the firecrackers and the failed attempt. That seems smart.

Think about it. If you were playing with firecrackers on a plane, wouldn't YOU say Al-Q asked you to?

No, I'm not defending Al-Q. I'm defending normal Muslims that have to take crap from people like you.

When Koresh's followers got blown up, did you hate all Christians and/or FBI?

When the Oklahoma City bombing happened, did you hate all Christians?

When those coppers got shot the other day in Washington, did you start to hate all agnostics?

As the above poster said...

MOST MUSLIMS DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS.
Get over it.


You do realize you went from saying there's no evidence he's a Muslim to "MOST MUSLIMS DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THIS" in one post. And that not a single comment in your reply actually really references anything I have ever said.

You said there was no evidence at all he was a Muslim, and I provided some. The rest of your post just makes you look stupid.
 
2009-12-25 10:15:15 PM  
Baader-Meinhoff? Those quaids couldn't terrorize their way out of a paper bag.
 
2009-12-25 10:15:43 PM  

Sirsky:
No one said they did. Perhaps that gigantic chip on your shoulder was blocking your view of the thread.

You clearly have not read the entire thread.


Just read it again, though I do admit that I cheated a bit by just searching for the word "Muslim".

Nope. First reference to it being "all Muslims" is by the person who said "it's not all Muslims", and to whom I replied.

You claim I'm wrong though, so I'm sure you're seeing something I'm not. What is it?
 
2009-12-25 10:16:02 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: I know that there was a recent conviction for that in Britain but I've never heard of it in SE Michigan.


Pfft, you guys are 20 years behind our ball, since the situation I'm remembering occurred in the 80s. I went to school with the chick who was murdered - she was pretty hot. The douchebag father was deported, but not after claiming to anyone who would listen that he was within his rights as a father.

And no, I'm not digging up a 20+ year old reference (from newspapers that have since ceased publication) just because you pull out the "citation" bullshiat. If you don't believe me, get off your ass and do the heavy lifting, though as I said since most of the newspapers are dead & gone you're in for some fun.
 
2009-12-25 10:16:49 PM  

Exodus2001: House of Tards: lordaction: Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

Hey dumbass, you forgot the biggest Republican hero of them all:

[McVeigh pic]



I was thinking more:

www.constitutioncenter.org
 
2009-12-25 10:17:00 PM  
At least one passenger acted heroically.
Smith said the passenger, sitting opposite the man, climbed over passengers, went across the aisle and tried to restrain the man. He said the heroic passenger appeared to have been burned.


Hey, at least some one gets a hero tag. Our terrorists are so stupid. Losers.
 
2009-12-25 10:17:05 PM  

MonkeyBoy666: but not after before claiming


God I'm tired.
 
2009-12-25 10:17:07 PM  

mark12A: I am getting sick and tired of all the idiots who pop up after these incidents screaming "DON'T HURT THE MUSLIMS!!!" Like the danger to the rest of us doesn't matter. Just don't make the muzzies *feel* bad. Fark. them. all.


I feel sorry for people like you. Prideful, stubborn ignorance is not a good look.
 
2009-12-25 10:17:08 PM  

lordaction: Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.


www.tedi.net

I'll just leave this work of a fellow patriot of yours here...

/Read the man's bio, he would have made a fine teabagger these days.
 
2009-12-25 10:17:30 PM  

MIguy: JesusIsNowBlind: As opposed to the IRA, The Red Brigade and Baader-Meinhof?

How many attacks have they launched against the USA?


So are the IRA a terrorist group or not?

Understand here I have a bias - the 1993 Lloyd's bombing missed me by about 4 minutes.
 
2009-12-25 10:17:30 PM  

Rainstar: Hey House of Tards, I'm going to show some ignorance here and ask who that last fellow is?


Richard Poplowski. The skinhead from PA who holed up in his apartment and killed 3 (?) cops because he was worried that Obama was going to take his guns. Unsurprisingly, he doesn't get to own guns anymore now.
 
2009-12-25 10:18:08 PM  

Kevin72: I was supposed to fly to Miami 12/21 and the flight got delayed so much that it wouldn't connect. And of course no more seats all week. So I took Greyhound from SF to Miami and got in today Christmas and am now typing from my sister's computer. Go Greyhound, I had a great trip in!
/bittersweet because I was supposed to fly but actually enjoyed the 3 day bus ride.


Relax, enjoy the bus ride, and try not to lose your head:

i74.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-25 10:18:42 PM  

Cornwell: lordaction: Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

I'll just leave this work of a fellow patriot of yours here...

/Read the man's bio, he would have made a fine teabagger these days.


The ideology body count has already been calculated. You lose the argument every single time. Give it a rest.
 
2009-12-25 10:18:55 PM  
Total overreaction to a non-threat.

OOOHHH I'M SO SCARED OF THE FLASH POWDER LIT BY A RETARD!
 
2009-12-25 10:19:09 PM  

Exodus2001: House of Tards: lordaction: Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

Hey dumbass, you forgot the biggest Republican hero of them all:


Some of us don't shoot our whole wad prematurely.
 
2009-12-25 10:19:22 PM  

Pvt Joker: Kevin72: I was supposed to fly to Miami 12/21 and the flight got delayed so much that it wouldn't connect. And of course no more seats all week. So I took Greyhound from SF to Miami and got in today Christmas and am now typing from my sister's computer. Go Greyhound, I had a great trip in!
/bittersweet because I was supposed to fly but actually enjoyed the 3 day bus ride.

Relax, enjoy the bus ride, and try not to lose your get head:

 
2009-12-25 10:19:40 PM  
Just another Obama era terrorist criminal attack. Maybe a little proactive crusading could solve this situation.
 
2009-12-25 10:20:09 PM  

Tourney3p0: You claim I'm wrong though, so I'm sure you're seeing something I'm not. What is it?


I'm not going to do your homework for you. If you actually read all the comments in this thread, you'll see for yourself. There are plenty of examples.
 
2009-12-25 10:20:28 PM  

southaustin: lordaction:
Of fark you. The muslims need to be kicked out of the country like the Japs during WW2.

Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

It is so sweet and progressive and liberal that you love your enemies but when you put my life and the lives of my family in peril with your bullshiat sympathies you are a farking traitor.

Wow, I haven't read anything this idiotic in years.

TIMOTHY MCVEIGH
TERRY NICHOLS

But that's too easy. Let's go back in time...

JIM JONES
CHARLES MANSON

Whee!

P.S. I'm not even a Democrat.


Not to defend any of the asshats listed in this post, but what, exactly did they do that amounts to "terrorism"?

Let's see... Charles Manson - just a murdering loony. His "family" was not out to terrorize the public by killing people - they just terrorized the people they killed, like many sadistic killers.

Jim Jones? Had a cult in a compound in South America. Shot some unwelcome visitors before passing out the poison kool-aid. Again, not even close to the definition of "terrorism"

McVey and Nichols weren't "terrorists" - they targeted a Federal building. This is more of an "insurgent" attack - designed against a specific target directly related to their perceived "enemy" the US Government. anybody else in that building amounted to "collateral damage" in their cause. Disgusting and wrong, to be sure, but not "terrorism".

all of them are bad, certainly, but none of them are "terrorists" - not even the idiots that kill abortion doctors or blow up recruiting stations.

Terrorists target civilians - innocent people - not directly related to the stated enemy of their cause. They blow up aircraft, bus stations, or shoot up shopping malls.

They do this because countless bastards with no balls are willing to cave to their demands, rather than fight the farkers and show them they've only created more enemies. They make excuses for the culture that bred them and go out of their way to be "politically correct" - averting their eyes when an angry man spouting threats against those around him (for the crime of not being his religion or culture) and letting that person commit whatever crimes they planned on committing, then patting themselves on the back for being "tolerant" and shouting down those who had protested their inaction.
 
2009-12-25 10:21:02 PM  
I feel sorry for people like you. Prideful, stubborn ignorance is not a good look.

I prefer to think I have a healthy sense of self preservation.
 
2009-12-25 10:21:14 PM  

Cornwell: lordaction: Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

I'll just leave this work of a fellow patriot of yours here...

/Read the man's bio, he would have made a fine teabagger these days.


That is the stupidest shiat I have ever heard. It is pretty much a fact the OK bombing was a MUSLIM attack.

Here are some links for you:

Link (fark you traitor #1)

Link (fark you traitor #2)


Go ahead and post more shiat to defend the attackers of our country you farking traitor.
 
2009-12-25 10:21:47 PM  

MIguy: Sirsky: So only people who attack the US are terrorists? Are you really that dumb?

Huh? Pay attention moron.


MIguy: JesusIsNowBlind: As opposed to the IRA, The Red Brigade and Baader-Meinhof?

How many attacks have they launched against the USA?


You pay attention to your own posts, moron.
 
2009-12-25 10:21:55 PM  
fuggin jews, with their noses. and devices.

wait, muslim thread...my bad. Fuggin arabs, with their devices
 
2009-12-25 10:22:06 PM  

lordaction: southaustin: lordaction:
Of fark you. The muslims need to be kicked out of the country like the Japs during WW2.

Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

It is so sweet and progressive and liberal that you love your enemies but when you put my life and the lives of my family in peril with your bullshiat sympathies you are a farking traitor.

Wow, I haven't read anything this idiotic in years.

TIMOTHY MCVEIGH
TERRY NICHOLS

But that's too easy. Let's go back in time...

JIM JONES
CHARLES MANSON

Whee!

P.S. I'm not even a Democrat.

As I said you are a farking traitor. The muslims are our enemy. Anyone with half a brain knew that the second after 9/11. Jim Jones and Chuckles Manson (I like to call him Chuckles) are criminals; not terrorists as you would like to deceive.

As most of the true Americans have said in this thread, anyone who does not recognize this is a LUNATIC. A muslim will kill you in a heart beat for not believing in raping child brides and stoning women. A muslim is guaranteed heaven for killing you if you are a non-muslim. That is what they believe.

If you want to defend them you are on their side.


Ill pick which ever side the folks like you aren't on. Welcome to ignore.
 
2009-12-25 10:22:50 PM  

Sirsky:

I'm not going to do your homework for you. If you actually read all the comments in this thread, you'll see for yourself. There are plenty of examples.


But you can't post even one. Why even claim I'm wrong if you have no intention of giving even the most basic of reasoning when I ask why I'm wrong? Wouldn't it be easier to just stay entirely quiet than call someone out and then use the tired "I'm not going to do your homework for you" when asked for proof? Or am I being trolled?
 
2009-12-25 10:23:12 PM  

LesserEvil: southaustin: lordaction:
Of fark you. The muslims need to be kicked out of the country like the Japs during WW2.

Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

It is so sweet and progressive and liberal that you love your enemies but when you put my life and the lives of my family in peril with your bullshiat sympathies you are a farking traitor.

Wow, I haven't read anything this idiotic in years.

TIMOTHY MCVEIGH
TERRY NICHOLS

But that's too easy. Let's go back in time...

JIM JONES
CHARLES MANSON

Whee!

P.S. I'm not even a Democrat.

Not to defend any of the asshats listed in this post, but what, exactly did they do that amounts to "terrorism"?

Let's see... Charles Manson - just a murdering loony. His "family" was not out to terrorize the public by killing people - they just terrorized the people they killed, like many sadistic killers.

Jim Jones? Had a cult in a compound in South America. Shot some unwelcome visitors before passing out the poison kool-aid. Again, not even close to the definition of "terrorism"

McVey and Nichols weren't "terrorists" - they targeted a Federal building. This is more of an "insurgent" attack - designed against a specific target directly related to their perceived "enemy" the US Government. anybody else in that building amounted to "collateral damage" in their cause. Disgusting and wrong, to be sure, but not "terrorism".

all of them are bad, certainly, but none of them are "terrorists" - not even the idiots that kill abortion doctors or blow up recruiting stations.

Terrorists target civilians - innocent people - not directly related to the stated enemy of their cause. They blow up aircraft, bus stations, or shoot up shopping malls.

They do this because countless bastards with no balls are willing to cave to their demands, rather than fight the farkers and show them they've only created more enemies. They make excuses for the culture that bred them and go out of their way to be "politically correct" - averting their eyes when an angry man spouting threats against those around him (for the crime of not being his religion or culture) and letting that person commit whatever crimes they planned on committing, then patting themselves on the back for being "tolerant" and shouting down those who had protested their inaction.


Ever hear of Ted Kaczinski?
 
2009-12-25 10:23:19 PM  

MonkeyBoy666: StreetlightInTheGhetto: I know that there was a recent conviction for that in Britain but I've never heard of it in SE Michigan.

Pfft, you guys are 20 years behind our ball, since the situation I'm remembering occurred in the 80s. I went to school with the chick who was murdered - she was pretty hot. The douchebag father was deported, but not after claiming to anyone who would listen that he was within his rights as a father.

And no, I'm not digging up a 20+ year old reference (from newspapers that have since ceased publication) just because you pull out the "citation" bullshiat. If you don't believe me, get off your ass and do the heavy lifting, though as I said since most of the newspapers are dead & gone you're in for some fun.


Happily(?), we needn't go digging back in the past; there have been at least "six arrests in the last 2 years" in the US for "honor killings." The press is unfortunately vague about exactly how many killings there were (could've been more than 1 person involved in one or more attack).

The most recent was in Arizona. A father was angry his daughter had become "too Western" so he ran her and the boyfriend down in a parking lot. While driving a Jeep Cherokee.
 
2009-12-25 10:23:49 PM  

lordaction:
That is the stupidest shiat I have ever heard. It is pretty much a fact the OK bombing was a MUSLIM attack.


WHBT. I had you farkied as such before I switched PCs. Dammit.
 
2009-12-25 10:23:58 PM  

JesusIsNowBlind: So are the IRA a terrorist group or not?


I never said they weren't but they're certainly not one we need to worry about trying to take down planes in the USA. I'd rather be on a plane with known IRA members than random Muslim males. Of the attempting bombings of planes since 9/11 how many were by Muslims and how many were by another nationality?
 
2009-12-25 10:24:19 PM  
thevexationman:
Fark you, you Islamic apologist scumbag there's no such thing as a normal Muslim and the fact is, your moderate muslims hold hatred in their hearts and are only waiting for the moment to act on that hatred. They're just don't have the balls or lunacy to carry out acts like the guy in the article and other al quada operatives. There'll come a day when they do, and you'll all suffer and regret your leniency towards these lunatics. They should be farking exterminated


Pussy.
 
2009-12-25 10:24:33 PM  

LesserEvil: McVey and Nichols weren't "terrorists" - they targeted a Federal building. This is more of an "insurgent" attack - designed against a specific target directly related to their perceived "enemy" the US Government. anybody else in that building amounted to "collateral damage" in their cause. Disgusting and wrong, to be sure, but not "terrorism".


You cannot be serious.
 
2009-12-25 10:24:34 PM  

swamp_of_dumb: Timothy McVeigh was a self professed agnostic. (new window)


ObConspiracyTheory: One more reason McVeigh should not have been executed.
 
2009-12-25 10:24:41 PM  
Total overreaction to a non-threat.

OOOHHH I'M SO SCARED OF THE FLASH POWDER LIT BY A RETARD!


O'RLY??? Non-threat?? Please share with us your inside knowledge of the quantity and type of material he was trying to detonate.
 
2009-12-25 10:24:45 PM  

MonkeyBoy666: StreetlightInTheGhetto: I know that there was a recent conviction for that in Britain but I've never heard of it in SE Michigan.

Pfft, you guys are 20 years behind our ball, since the situation I'm remembering occurred in the 80s. I went to school with the chick who was murdered - she was pretty hot. The douchebag father was deported, but not after claiming to anyone who would listen that he was within his rights as a father.

And no, I'm not digging up a 20+ year old reference (from newspapers that have since ceased publication) just because you pull out the "citation" bullshiat. If you don't believe me, get off your ass and do the heavy lifting, though as I said since most of the newspapers are dead & gone you're in for some fun.


Not really, considering they still exist online.

Alright, let's see if I get anything within the past decade. So far I have one from a person of Italian descent, 90 years ago.

I do not consider Michele Malakin to be a reputable source, not am I giving her a single page view.

So off to the Free Press and News archives. I'll be back.
 
2009-12-25 10:25:15 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: LesserEvil: southaustin: lordaction:


Ever hear of Ted Kaczinski?


Or Richard Poplawski?
 
2009-12-25 10:25:24 PM  

House of Tards: lordaction:
That is the stupidest shiat I have ever heard. It is pretty much a fact the OK bombing was a MUSLIM attack.

WHBT. I had you farkied as such before I switched PCs. Dammit.


Yeah, censor the shiat that doesn't fit your precious, fragile imagination. That will make it all better.
 
2009-12-25 10:25:39 PM  

lordaction: southaustin: lordaction:
Of fark you. The muslims need to be kicked out of the country like the Japs during WW2.

Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

It is so sweet and progressive and liberal that you love your enemies but when you put my life and the lives of my family in peril with your bullshiat sympathies you are a farking traitor.

Wow, I haven't read anything this idiotic in years.

TIMOTHY MCVEIGH
TERRY NICHOLS

But that's too easy. Let's go back in time...

JIM JONES
CHARLES MANSON

Whee!

P.S. I'm not even a Democrat.

As I said you are a farking traitor. The muslims are our enemy. Anyone with half a brain knew that the second after 9/11. Jim Jones and Chuckles Manson (I like to call him Chuckles) are criminals; not terrorists as you would like to deceive.

As most of the true Americans have said in this thread, anyone who does not recognize this is a LUNATIC. A muslim will kill you in a heart beat for not believing in raping child brides and stoning women. A muslim is guaranteed heaven for killing you if you are a non-muslim. That is what they believe.

If you want to defend them you are on their side. They started it, we will finish it.


It's not so black and white.

Christianity is a religion of love, peace and humility but not all self-declared Christians are tolerant, peaceful, and humble. There are numerous citations available.

Islam is a largely monolithic religion of totalitarianism and dominance over non-believers but not all self-declared Muslims are intolerant and belligerent douchebags with massive inferiority complexes.

Plenty of people are simply born into the wrong culture. Fate is screwy like that. There's peaceful Muslims that would have been better off being born as non-observant Lutherans in Sweden, while Hitler on the other hand should have gotten his wish to be Muslim.
 
2009-12-25 10:26:06 PM  

Solid State Vittles: I wonder if people threw octopuses at the guy while he was being carted away.


Octopi.
Ass.

img76.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-25 10:27:10 PM  
img23.imageshack.us

RIP Lindsay Lohan
 
2009-12-25 10:27:37 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: MonkeyBoy666: StreetlightInTheGhetto: I know that there was a recent conviction for that in Britain but I've never heard of it in SE Michigan.

Pfft, you guys are 20 years behind our ball, since the situation I'm remembering occurred in the 80s. I went to school with the chick who was murdered - she was pretty hot. The douchebag father was deported, but not after claiming to anyone who would listen that he was within his rights as a father.

And no, I'm not digging up a 20+ year old reference (from newspapers that have since ceased publication) just because you pull out the "citation" bullshiat. If you don't believe me, get off your ass and do the heavy lifting, though as I said since most of the newspapers are dead & gone you're in for some fun.

Not really, considering they still exist online.

Alright, let's see if I get anything within the past decade. So far I have one from a person of Italian descent, 90 years ago.

I do not consider Michele Malakin to be a reputable source, not am I giving her a single page view.

So off to the Free Press and News archives. I'll be back.


My Lexis login isn't working and since I'm not gonna get that figured out on Christmas, I'm stuck with Google News. Which shows nothing for Michigan Honor Killings of relevance to this discussion from 2006-2010.

So since I did some honest work and am still completely unconvinced, you can take it over or just whine about being hurt that I dared to ask for a cite.
 
2009-12-25 10:27:40 PM  

Sirsky: LesserEvil: McVey and Nichols weren't "terrorists" - they targeted a Federal building. This is more of an "insurgent" attack - designed against a specific target directly related to their perceived "enemy" the US Government. anybody else in that building amounted to "collateral damage" in their cause. Disgusting and wrong, to be sure, but not "terrorism".

You cannot be serious.


Well, there are lots of people who have said something very similar about Hasan. Terrorists kill civilians, he killed army, therefore he is not a terrorist.

/I think all three were terrorists.
 
2009-12-25 10:27:40 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: MonkeyBoy666: StreetlightInTheGhetto: I know that there was a recent conviction for that in Britain but I've never heard of it in SE Michigan.

Pfft, you guys are 20 years behind our ball, since the situation I'm remembering occurred in the 80s. I went to school with the chick who was murdered - she was pretty hot. The douchebag father was deported, but not after claiming to anyone who would listen that he was within his rights as a father.

And no, I'm not digging up a 20+ year old reference (from newspapers that have since ceased publication) just because you pull out the "citation" bullshiat. If you don't believe me, get off your ass and do the heavy lifting, though as I said since most of the newspapers are dead & gone you're in for some fun.

Not really, considering they still exist online.

Alright, let's see if I get anything within the past decade. So far I have one from a person of Italian descent, 90 years ago.

I do not consider Michele Malakin to be a reputable source, not am I giving her a single page view.

So off to the Free Press and News archives. I'll be back.


see mine of 10:23:19pm.
 
2009-12-25 10:29:01 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ever hear of Ted Kaczinski?


Yeah, you mean the murderer who sent bombs to people he thought were responsible for the ills of the world?

Again, not a terrorist. He targeted those people specifically. He didn't randomly mail out bombs to people.

Seriously, are you people this stupid? You don't even know the definition of terrorism, but willing to defend a tribal culture (not religion) that encourages violence against others (even after other cultures and religions have reformed these beliefs to the point of non-existence for most of the civilized world)?

Most muslims don't commit terrorism, true... but as we saw from the disgusting displays after 9/11, way too many condone and celebrate these acts. If all those muslims cracked down on their so-called" fringe element, this wouldn't be a world-wide problem, and we'd be a lot closer to world peace.
 
2009-12-25 10:29:38 PM  

Tourney3p0: But you can't post even one. Why even claim I'm wrong if you have no intention of giving even the most basic of reasoning when I ask why I'm wrong? Wouldn't it be easier to just stay entirely quiet than call someone out and then use the tired "I'm not going to do your homework for you" when asked for proof? Or am I being trolled?


You claimed that people aren't in here saying all Muslims are terrorists. There are plenty of posts saying exactly that. I'm not going to go through this thread to find examples just because you were too lazy to read it before posting.
 
2009-12-25 10:30:00 PM  
Why do we still let these people in our country? Can't we just keep along these foreign moslems out of our country?
 
2009-12-25 10:30:05 PM  

mama's_tasty_foods: StreetlightInTheGhetto: MonkeyBoy666: StreetlightInTheGhetto: I know that there was a recent conviction for that in Britain but I've never heard of it in SE Michigan.

Pfft, you guys are 20 years behind our ball, since the situation I'm remembering occurred in the 80s. I went to school with the chick who was murdered - she was pretty hot. The douchebag father was deported, but not after claiming to anyone who would listen that he was within his rights as a father.

And no, I'm not digging up a 20+ year old reference (from newspapers that have since ceased publication) just because you pull out the "citation" bullshiat. If you don't believe me, get off your ass and do the heavy lifting, though as I said since most of the newspapers are dead & gone you're in for some fun.

Not really, considering they still exist online.

Alright, let's see if I get anything within the past decade. So far I have one from a person of Italian descent, 90 years ago.

I do not consider Michele Malakin to be a reputable source, not am I giving her a single page view.

So off to the Free Press and News archives. I'll be back.

see mine of 10:23:19pm.


I don't deny that they take place - like I mentioned, I read about a conviction in Britain - but Michigan was specifically mentioned. Since I don't remember a single story about one happening here in the past decade despite having a significant Middle Eastern population, that's what I asked for clarification on. Thanks though. (Honestly, that wasn't sarcasm. It sounded like it as I read it in my head.)
 
2009-12-25 10:30:09 PM  

beoswulf: Christianity is a religion of love, peace and humility but not all self-declared Christians are tolerant, peaceful, and humble. There are numerous citations available.


So they got that going for them which is nice.

Islam is a largely monolithic religion of totalitarianism and dominance over non-believers but not all self-declared Muslims are intolerant and belligerent douchebags with massive inferiority complexes.


So they got that going for them which is nice.
 
2009-12-25 10:30:33 PM  

LesserEvil: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ever hear of Ted Kaczinski?

Yeah, you mean the murderer who sent bombs to people he thought were responsible for the ills of the world?

Again, not a terrorist. He targeted those people specifically. He didn't randomly mail out bombs to people.

Seriously, are you people this stupid? You don't even know the definition of terrorism, but willing to defend a tribal culture (not religion) that encourages violence against others (even after other cultures and religions have reformed these beliefs to the point of non-existence for most of the civilized world)?

Most muslims don't commit terrorism, true... but as we saw from the disgusting displays after 9/11, way too many condone and celebrate these acts. If all those muslims cracked down on their so-called" fringe element, this wouldn't be a world-wide problem, and we'd be a lot closer to world peace.


The same could be said of most of the jeebus freaks around the world.
 
2009-12-25 10:31:02 PM  

beoswulf:
It's not so black and white.

Christianity is a religion of love, peace and humility but not all self-declared Christians are tolerant, peaceful, and humble. There are numerous citations available.

Islam is a largely monolithic religion of totalitarianism and dominance over non-believers but not all self-declared Muslims are intolerant and belligerent douchebags with massive inferiority complexes.

Plenty of people are simply born into the wrong culture. Fate is screwy like that. There's peaceful Muslims that would have been better off being born as non-observant Lutherans in Sweden, while Hitler on the other hand should have gotten his wish to be Muslim.


First smart thing I have seen in this thread. You have probably hit on the truth - as it is always in the middle.
 
2009-12-25 10:31:26 PM  

fragMasterFlash: RIP Lindsay Lohan


You have that pic misidentified. That was Brittany Murphy.
 
2009-12-25 10:31:27 PM  

RoyBatty: Sirsky: LesserEvil: McVey and Nichols weren't "terrorists" - they targeted a Federal building. This is more of an "insurgent" attack - designed against a specific target directly related to their perceived "enemy" the US Government. anybody else in that building amounted to "collateral damage" in their cause. Disgusting and wrong, to be sure, but not "terrorism".

You cannot be serious.

Well, there are lots of people who have said something very similar about Hasan. Terrorists kill civilians, he killed army, therefore he is not a terrorist.

/I think all three were terrorists.


By definition, Hasan wasn't a terrorist.

That doesn't make him a good person, though; just another serial murderer, deserving of a death sentence (and a traitor, to boot).
 
2009-12-25 10:31:39 PM  

House of Tards: MIguy: JesusIsNowBlind: As opposed to the IRA, The Red Brigade and Baader-Meinhof?

How many attacks have they launched against the USA?

[www.uncountedthemovie.com image 400x533]


Listen, Americans are the new Jews. We're God's chosen people and we're prosecuted by everyone. Terrorists are only concerned with hurting the US and as such, those who do not attack the US are not terrorists.
 
2009-12-25 10:32:26 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto:
I don't deny that they take place - like I mentioned, I read about a conviction in Britain - but Michigan was specifically mentioned. Since I don't remember a single story about one happening here in the past decade despite having a significant Middle Eastern population, that's what I asked for clarification on. Thanks though. (Honestly, that wasn't sarcasm. It sounded like it as I read it in my head.)


Oh, gotcha. Well for Michigan specifically, I don't know.
 
2009-12-25 10:32:35 PM  
obamadidcoke: Why do we still let these people in our country? Can't we just keep along these foreign moslems out of our country?

I think it's part of that whole being a free society thing.

"Those who would give up liberty for temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" - Benjamin Franklin
 
2009-12-25 10:32:51 PM  

Sirsky:

You claimed that people aren't in here saying all Muslims are terrorists.


That's exactly what I claimed, if you're a retard.

I told her that as of her posting, no one had claimed that. What I said is true. I would post proof, but it is damn near impossible. Allow me to "do my homework" as you call it. I'll even show my work.

First mention of the word Muslim:

Eidolon: Good to know this is, apparently, the best they can do. There are what, two billion Muslims in the world and vast amounts of money sloshing around out there against America and the best they've been able to do on US soil since 9/11 is set off a firecracker that burned up some would-be terrorist's leg.


Notice how this is not someone claiming all Muslims are terrorists.

Second mention of the word Muslim:

southaustin: For everyone that says "Fark Islam" or "Fark Muslims," I hope you know more people of many other faiths -- and more athiests -- have done mass murderous things than Muslims.

Now STFU about the religious angle. Seriously. There's nuts in every group -- even athiests.


Hey, it's the person I claimed had a chip on their shoulder!

There are some much later in the thread, well after the person made the "Not all Muslims are like that!" comment, but not before she made the comment. My point stands, and you're an idiot.
 
2009-12-25 10:33:05 PM  
i think a whole heap of farkers are in a pissy mood after spending all day with family...

calm down people, the guy failed. we should be celebrating.
 
2009-12-25 10:33:30 PM  
The same could be said of most of the jeebus freaks around the world.

Get back to us when Jeebus freaks start detonating themselves in public...
 
2009-12-25 10:33:37 PM  

Unknown_Poltroon: LesserEvil: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ever hear of Ted Kaczinski?

Yeah, you mean the murderer who sent bombs to people he thought were responsible for the ills of the world?

Again, not a terrorist. He targeted those people specifically. He didn't randomly mail out bombs to people.

Seriously, are you people this stupid? You don't even know the definition of terrorism, but willing to defend a tribal culture (not religion) that encourages violence against others (even after other cultures and religions have reformed these beliefs to the point of non-existence for most of the civilized world)?

Most muslims don't commit terrorism, true... but as we saw from the disgusting displays after 9/11, way too many condone and celebrate these acts. If all those muslims cracked down on their so-called" fringe element, this wouldn't be a world-wide problem, and we'd be a lot closer to world peace.

The same could be said of most of the jeebus freaks around the world.fark you atheist. You liberal idiots have to spin this attack onto Christians who where the ones attacked on their most precious holiday. Why don't you bring up Glen Beck and Fox News while you are at it with your communist talking points.

 
2009-12-25 10:33:40 PM  
Knara: We're God's chosen people

LOL WUT?
 
2009-12-25 10:34:01 PM  

Unknown_Poltroon: The same could be said of most of the jeebus freaks around the world.


I listen and read biased media (US media) so I am woefully uninformed, but I'm not aware of too many jeebus freaks blowing themselves up in crowds, blowing planes up, shooting up countries, blowing railroads and buses up, and otherwise killing people over insults to their god.

Yes, there are jesus freaks who do commit acts of terrorism, but I think you need to recalibrate yourself if you think it's on a part with Islamic terrorism. Or else, I ask you to provide a citation.
 
2009-12-25 10:34:25 PM  

LesserEvil: southaustin: lordaction:
Of fark you. The muslims need to be kicked out of the country like the Japs during WW2.

Not all muslims are terrorist but ALL terrorists are muslims.

It is so sweet and progressive and liberal that you love your enemies but when you put my life and the lives of my family in peril with your bullshiat sympathies you are a farking traitor.

Wow, I haven't read anything this idiotic in years.

TIMOTHY MCVEIGH
TERRY NICHOLS

But that's too easy. Let's go back in time...

JIM JONES
CHARLES MANSON

Whee!

P.S. I'm not even a Democrat.

Not to defend any of the asshats listed in this post, but what, exactly did they do that amounts to "terrorism"?

Let's see... Charles Manson - just a murdering loony. His "family" was not out to terrorize the public by killing people - they just terrorized the people they killed, like many sadistic killers.

Jim Jones? Had a cult in a compound in South America. Shot some unwelcome visitors before passing out the poison kool-aid. Again, not even close to the definition of "terrorism"

McVey and Nichols weren't "terrorists" - they targeted a Federal building. This is more of an "insurgent" attack - designed against a specific target directly related to their perceived "enemy" the US Government. anybody else in that building amounted to "collateral damage" in their cause. Disgusting and wrong, to be sure, but not "terrorism".

all of them are bad, certainly, but none of them are "terrorists" - not even the idiots that kill abortion doctors or blow up recruiting stations.

Terrorists target civilians - innocent people - not directly related to the stated enemy of their cause. They blow up aircraft, bus stations, or shoot up shopping malls.

They do this because countless bastards with no balls are willing to cave to their demands, rather than fight the farkers and show them they've only created more enemies. They make excuses for the culture that bred them and go out of their way to be "politically correct" - averting their eyes when an angry man spouting threats against those around him (for the crime of not being his religion or culture) and letting that person commit whatever crimes they planned on committing