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(Some Chick)   58-year-old woman arrested for having sex with 14-year-old boy. W/pic of "dear god, what the hell was he thinking?"   (kesq.com) divider line 165
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2009-12-25 06:26:58 PM
flaEsq: Sounds like every La Quinta I've been in

mods kindly close this thread as the above is champ ...
 
B A [TotalFark]
2009-12-25 06:28:23 PM
58-year-old woman arrested for having sex with blind 14-year-old boy.

Subby left out a very important word.
 
2009-12-25 06:29:30 PM
good grief. lock granny up and get that kid some help.
 
2009-12-25 06:30:44 PM
 
2009-12-25 06:31:43 PM
she was a vice-principal at his school

there's a joke about vice and principles in there
 
2009-12-25 06:34:36 PM
She lives in La Quinta, and lives on Westward Ho, on the planet of Hotel/Motel?
 
2009-12-25 06:35:09 PM
Mathmatically, 14 goes in 58 a hell of a More than a 58 goes unto 14.
 
2009-12-25 06:35:29 PM
Maybe she sucked him off first?
 
2009-12-25 06:36:02 PM
scrapetv.com
 
2009-12-25 06:36:04 PM
c'mon lady the rule is 1/2 your age plus 7. he's a little young for you.......
 
2009-12-25 06:36:17 PM
St_Francis_P: Subby obviously was never a 14-year-old boy. Having been one, I can confidently state that he was thinking, "Penis goes where?" and willing to accept any reasonable offer.

even at a horny 14 yr old I still wouldn't fark that!
 
2009-12-25 06:36:45 PM
MightySapphire: snugglyhugs: I love that if it's a 14-year-old boy it's "WHAT WAS HE THINKING"?!?!

but if it's a 14-year-old girl, it's assumed she could never consent and was used like a fleshlight

Well there is the fact that to have sex he had to be at least a little willing, right? A 14 year-old girl just has to be spread open like a Christmas turkey. A 14 year-old boy has to at least think about being interested to do the deed.


Are you kidding? A 14 year old boy is just a life support system for an erection.
 
2009-12-25 06:38:21 PM
Meth involved.
img192.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-25 06:39:22 PM
zabadu: Meth involved.


Maybe its normal......on meth?
 
2009-12-25 06:40:36 PM
Upon seeing the pic I just pooped a little bit.
 
2009-12-25 06:42:33 PM
Maybe she had a great personality and made awesome homemade cookies.
 
2009-12-25 06:43:04 PM
what-is-normal.info

That little girl is cute, 15bucks?

SIGN ME UP

/it's hard to tell if he's giving it to her vaginally from behind or if he is flat out breaking her in anally for 15 bucks...
//either way
///bargain of the century
 
2009-12-25 06:43:09 PM
I'd let her blow me.
 
2009-12-25 06:44:44 PM
zabadu: Meth involved.

Why did you just repost the picture I already posted? You know spamming is against fark's posting guidelines.
 
2009-12-25 06:45:01 PM
seriously, who turns down a blow job?
 
2009-12-25 06:46:59 PM
likesass: seriously, who turns down a blow job?

Guy code, its not that you would turn it down, it that you would never admit to it.
 
2009-12-25 06:49:19 PM
i'm old and a little desperate and i still would not hit that.
 
2009-12-25 06:50:19 PM
What the hell was he thinking? He is a kid. If this was a 58 year old man and a 14 year old girl, the world would call the man a pedophile rapist and ask for the death penalty. Lock her up!
 
2009-12-25 06:50:50 PM
Bet she could gum you down
 
2009-12-25 06:50:51 PM
FTA: "Investigators were able to corroborate the report following a year-long investigation, according to Baur."

A year? No real sense of urgency, I suppose.

/penis?
 
2009-12-25 06:55:00 PM
Older women who go after younger men are usually called cougars. This one was too old for that. She is a tiger. Saber Tooth Tiger.
 
2009-12-25 06:56:37 PM
blackdragon: Older women who go after younger men are usually called cougars. This one was too old for that. She is a tiger. Saber Tooth Tiger.

you mean a saber toothless tiger, don't you?
 
2009-12-25 06:59:37 PM
What?
No references to "Westward Ho Drive" ?!
 
B A [TotalFark]
2009-12-25 07:02:24 PM
Actually ....... you know.....from an angle & with my eyes squinted real tight ............Nah, still wouldn't have done it while drunk & desperate ---- I pass out long before I get that drunk. I still say the kid was blind.
 
2009-12-25 07:11:37 PM
I suspect a Disney fetish is involved.

paganmedia.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-12-25 07:13:30 PM
The teaching staff in his town needs to step it up a bit.

Think of the children!
 
2009-12-25 07:18:17 PM
Best description of why it happened.

Harold and Maude
 
2009-12-25 07:20:42 PM
Hey, at least she didn't cut her hair all off into one of those matronly hairstyles. They make women look so old.
 
2009-12-25 07:20:46 PM
guenther.casaberg.at
 
2009-12-25 07:22:00 PM
www.cbs.dtu.dk
 
2009-12-25 07:30:32 PM
AirForceVet: Maybe she has big boobs? Can't tell with the mugshot.

Do a GIS for 58 year old boobies. When they're big, it's not in the good way.
 
2009-12-25 07:34:14 PM
LA QUINTA - A 58-year-old woman accused of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old boy in La Quinta was free on $50,000 bail today, police said.

Christine Camer of La Quinta was arrested around noon Wednesday at her home in the 79000 block of Westward Ho Drive on suspicion of lewd acts with a child under 14 and oral copulation with a person under 16, said Sgt. Anthony Baur of the La Quinta Police Department.


wat?
 
2009-12-25 07:42:59 PM
When I was 14 a cougar was Julie Strain or Dana Delaney.
 
2009-12-25 07:55:16 PM
nvmac: Inves

You know, I had a problem with that line too. Obviously didn't have the boy's best interests in mind. They apparently staked her out to gather evidence, the kind that means the boy had to do it again so they could catch it on video. In my mind, that amounts to them permitting the sexual activity to occur in order to create their own cache of child pornography. If that's the case, I hope like hell the parents go after the "investigators" to the fullest extent of the law.
 
2009-12-25 08:03:02 PM
Seriously? You guys would have tapped that if you were 14 years old? I mean, really?

/it's not like she's Goldie Hawn or something
 
2009-12-25 08:13:05 PM
sirgrim: LA QUINTA - A 58-year-old woman accused of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old boy in La Quinta was free on $50,000 bail today, police said.

Christine Camer of La Quinta was arrested around noon Wednesday at her home in the 79000 block of Westward Ho Drive on suspicion of lewd acts with a child under 14 and oral copulation with a person under 16, said Sgt. Anthony Baur of the La Quinta Police Department.

wat?


He's 14 now- the investigation has been going on for a year, so it stands to reason that he was under 14 when some of the stuff happened.
 
2009-12-25 08:17:38 PM
cowsspinach: it's not like she's Goldie Hawn or something

www.parstimes.com
 
2009-12-25 08:20:09 PM
What, no "cleaned up" shop of her pic yet?
 
2009-12-25 08:21:06 PM
mikemoto: At 14, I might have hit it. Now, not so much...

I don't know, even at 14, that's a tough sell...
 
2009-12-25 08:26:00 PM
inglixthemad: mikemoto: At 14, I might have hit it. Now, not so much...

I don't know, even at 14, that's a tough sell...


would not have been to hard of a sell if she was offering up some good meth/crack or whatever she was smoking/snorting at the time.

i405.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-25 08:26:33 PM
Whoa, I went to La Quinta High School on Westward Ho and am here in LQ visiting right now. Close to home.

/Cool story, bro.
 
2009-12-25 08:28:17 PM
cowsspinach: Seriously? You guys would have tapped that if you were 14 years old? I mean, really?

/it's not like she's Goldie Hawn or something


Will you by my Goldie Hawn??

www.gossip-celebrities.info
 
2009-12-25 08:33:45 PM
How could I not leave this here?

i49.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-25 08:35:23 PM
It looks like he gave her a black eye. Hell, I would've had to bloody her nose just to get a hard on.
 
2009-12-25 08:35:29 PM
He was thinking there was no chance he could get her pregnant.
 
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