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(Some Chick)   58-year-old woman arrested for having sex with 14-year-old boy. W/pic of "dear god, what the hell was he thinking?"   (kesq.com) divider line 165
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2009-12-25 09:30:46 AM  
Subby obviously was never a 14-year-old boy. Having been one, I can confidently state that he was thinking, "Penis goes where?" and willing to accept any reasonable offer.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-12-25 09:32:50 AM  
Tough 58, but at 14 I could probably be talked into it.
 
2009-12-25 09:33:15 AM  
Done in one.
 
2009-12-25 09:37:14 AM  
Well obviously she didn't have a chance to get dolled up for her photo shoot. Put some paint on it and it'll look fine.
 
2009-12-25 09:38:19 AM  
She probably looked a lot hotter when he was drunk.
 
2009-12-25 09:42:12 AM  
...at her home in the 79000 block of Westward Ho Drive...

Seems like an appropriate address
 
2009-12-25 09:46:23 AM  
I wonder what he told his friends she looked like before her picture was posted.
 
2009-12-25 10:27:57 AM  
Maybe she has big boobs? Can't tell with the mugshot.
 
2009-12-25 10:28:21 AM  
what the hell was he thinking?


pussy at any price.
 
2009-12-25 10:32:09 AM  
snuffy: what the hell was he thinking?


pussy at any price.


Even...$22,000?

img.metro.co.uk

/Hotter than the sun.
 
2009-12-25 10:35:10 AM  
St_Francis_P: pussy at any price.

mental scars
 
2009-12-25 10:54:13 AM  
I need to see the rest of her to make a truly informed decision. It also looks like someone punched her in the left eye. But from what I'm seeing, if she did something with her hair and maybe started using some anti-wrinkle cream, she's definitely not the bottom of the barrel. Maybe halfway down or so. More than good enough for a horny 14 year old old with cougar fantasies, which is any 14 year old boy.
 
2009-12-25 11:35:33 AM  
I bet she doesn't even have a uterus.
 
2009-12-25 12:11:13 PM  
No one looks their best in a mug shot, except maybe Tom Delay.
 
2009-12-25 12:29:19 PM  
Sounds like every La Quinta I've been in
 
2009-12-25 12:53:40 PM  
He was thinking he's gonna get his d1ck wet.
Although, judging from the story and picture, I'm guessing he just got a helluva gumjob.
 
2009-12-25 01:17:39 PM  
oh sweet jesus...

i249.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-25 03:12:27 PM  
At 14, I might have hit it. Now, not so much...
 
2009-12-25 03:21:37 PM  
We're forgetting we're older than 14 which means we have something a horny 14 year old doesn't have, standards. Minimal though they may be, we do have them.
 
2009-12-25 03:38:06 PM  
It's called statutory rape, subby. It's not a matter of decision-making.
 
2009-12-25 05:04:37 PM  
What a lucky guy.
 
2009-12-25 05:44:18 PM  
propasaurus: He was thinking he's gonna get his d1ck wet.
Although, judging from the story and picture, I'm guessing he just got a helluva gumjob
gravel and sand.
 
2009-12-25 06:09:00 PM  
Gaaaaahhh!

/eyebleach
 
2009-12-25 06:09:21 PM  
I'm not sure even at 14 I would have went for that... seriously?

Especially these days with sexting... seems like girls are more willing than ever.

/back in my days, sexting was done by drawing yourself with pencil and paper... then the walk of shame to share it.
 
2009-12-25 06:09:39 PM  
its a well established fact that 14yo's will hit (checks link) HOLY HELL

wow, no way, no how would i hit that


/not even with your peener
 
2009-12-25 06:11:03 PM  
14-year-old boys will f*ck any vagina with a pulse.*

*Pulse not always needed
 
2009-12-25 06:11:04 PM  
This kid could have a disability, i mean, being 14 doesn't really cover that.
 
2009-12-25 06:11:09 PM  
TheOther: propasaurus: He was thinking he's gonna get his d1ck wet.
Although, judging from the story and picture, I'm guessing he just got a helluva gumjob gravel and sand.


Although, if she picked the scabs, there would probably be plenty of puss.

/Old joke
//bad joke
///I'm going to make myself throw up.
 
2009-12-25 06:12:05 PM  
I'll be the kid's hair turned gray after farking her.
 
2009-12-25 06:12:15 PM  
I'd take out her dentures and hate fark her old mouth.
 
2009-12-25 06:13:22 PM  
I remember when I was fourteen. Probably because I haven't matured much since then, but I would not hit that. Even at 14, I had standards. And even if she has big boobs...big wrinkly boobs do not do it for me. Even at 14. To sum up, do not want.
 
2009-12-25 06:14:00 PM  
St_Francis_P 2009-12-25 09:30:46 AM Subby obviously was never a 14-year-old boy. Having been one, I can confidently state that he was thinking, "Penis goes where?" and willing to accept any reasonable offer.
=============================================

I was 14 only 7 years ago... and I can tell you I'd run from that. I'd run far far away from that.
 
2009-12-25 06:14:03 PM  
content7.flixster.com

Now it was common knowledge that most towns of a certain size have a witch...
 
2009-12-25 06:15:03 PM  
At 14 it only has to be warm, wet and willing.
 
2009-12-25 06:15:54 PM  
All you "would not hit it" types are just jealous that some 14-year-old kid is getting more poon than you.
 
2009-12-25 06:16:22 PM  
Christine Camer... with a name like that, is it a big surprise ?
 
2009-12-25 06:17:16 PM  
generationfilm.files.wordpress.com

img2.timeinc.net
 
2009-12-25 06:18:04 PM  
her-methhead craving ..... god knows what
him-booze and pussy
win/win for both
 
2009-12-25 06:19:35 PM  
I love that if it's a 14-year-old boy it's "WHAT WAS HE THINKING"?!?!

but if it's a 14-year-old girl, it's assumed she could never consent and was used like a fleshlight
 
2009-12-25 06:20:30 PM  
Beggars can't be choosers.

And who know knows, maybe the kid really hates Fat girls.
 
2009-12-25 06:21:30 PM  
At 14 I probably would have hit it.

Definitely not now. Maybe just a bad pic of her? Or not. Ugh.
 
2009-12-25 06:21:43 PM  
StrikitRich: At 14 it only has to be warm, wet and willing.

whatscookingamerica.net
 
2009-12-25 06:23:36 PM  
Don't ALL child molesters look Gawdaweful?? Man or woman, they always look really, really, really, ugly. Really. Still, she's just gross.

/glad they posted her home address for those interested in murdering her
 
2009-12-25 06:24:20 PM  
What was he thinking? What every 14 to 104 male is thinking: "Can I put my penis in it?"
 
2009-12-25 06:25:06 PM  
I hit it 35 years ago, when I was 14, so I'm really getting a kick...
 
2009-12-25 06:25:43 PM  
How old was Mary when God impregnated her?
 
2009-12-25 06:25:50 PM  
I simply do not believe this story.
 
2009-12-25 06:26:25 PM  
hellograndma.blogspot.com available for comment

/link very NSFW, duh!
 
2009-12-25 06:26:34 PM  
14 on 58? No flowchart required for this one...

img51.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-25 06:26:42 PM  
snugglyhugs: I love that if it's a 14-year-old boy it's "WHAT WAS HE THINKING"?!?!

but if it's a 14-year-old girl, it's assumed she could never consent and was used like a fleshlight


Well there is the fact that to have sex he had to be at least a little willing, right? A 14 year-old girl just has to be spread open like a Christmas turkey. A 14 year-old boy has to at least think about being interested to do the deed.
 
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