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(Vail Daily)   Donkey show almost ruined, until last minute help is provided by a sheriff's deputy   (vaildaily.com) divider line 37
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2009-12-25 10:07:11 AM
Subby wins the pennant!
 
2009-12-25 10:49:16 AM
He's lucky the deputy was there to save his ass.
 
2009-12-25 11:20:28 AM
TFA: Chip Howard, the church member who began the annual tradition there, had burroed the donkeys from their owner and was the first to arrive and realize they had gone missing.
 
2009-12-25 11:45:50 AM
Donkey Show?

img141.imageshack.us

// obligatory & hot like the Donkey
 
2009-12-25 11:47:06 AM
remus: Donkey Show?



// obligatory & hot like the Donkey


Damn you, I was just about to post that.
 
2009-12-25 11:50:53 AM
I thought this only happened in Mexico and Washington State.
 
2009-12-25 11:52:54 AM
Link (What a donkey show is)

rlv.zcache.com
 
2009-12-25 11:53:52 AM
I see that the Interspecies Erotica delegation has made a showing.

/carry on
 
2009-12-25 12:00:11 PM
dennysgod: remus: Donkey Show?



// obligatory & hot like the Donkey

Damn you, I was just about to post that.


First thing I thought of. What does that say?

Also:

farm3.static.flickr.com

// also hot
 
2009-12-25 12:15:16 PM
One enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shoved up and down in between a donkey's legs until he can't stand it no more! All this and more, Howie, including: an electric cooled pony harness, with fuel injection . . . fuel injection . . . fuel injection . . .
 
2009-12-25 12:22:51 PM
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Donkey Show?
 
2009-12-25 12:27:18 PM
a jimmy fallon christmas miracle! -if there comes another donkey storey it could be a jimmy fallon trifecta, and he will become a star.
 
2009-12-25 12:31:44 PM
Subby has been watching reruns of House, apparently.
 
2009-12-25 12:33:26 PM
One of my co-workers was telling me about the real donkey show in Mexico, shiat sounds ridiculous. Apparently the woman comes out and rubs herself "sensually", fondles the donkey, starts fellating it, all for about 5 minutes.

Then 2 guys come out with a couple stools and a harness, rig it to the donkey, and strap her in underneath the donkey. From what my buddy saw, he said it was more brutal than anything, and at one point the woman was yelling in what sounded more like pain than pleasure. Apparently his family said women have gotten seriously injured and even knocked unconscious before. And there is a man-on-donkey show a la Clerks 2 for the homosexuals.
 
2009-12-25 12:47:06 PM
Merry Christmas everyone

/can't believe I'm reading this thread on Christmas Day
//What is wrong with me?
 
2009-12-25 12:54:41 PM
Dr. House to prostitute: "Do you tell your mother what you do? It doesn't matter, I'm just curious."

"Do you do a donkey show? I'm not curious, it matters."

Prostitute: "It's either a donkey or a mule, I'm not sure."

Dr. House: "That is a creepy smile. I'll bet the donkey's is even creepier..."
 
2009-12-25 01:15:08 PM
D_Evans45: One of my co-workers was telling me about the real donkey show in Mexico, shiat sounds ridiculous. Apparently the woman comes out and rubs herself "sensually", fondles the donkey, starts fellating it, all for about 5 minutes.

Then 2 guys come out with a couple stools and a harness, rig it to the donkey, and strap her in underneath the donkey. From what my buddy saw, he said it was more brutal than anything, and at one point the woman was yelling in what sounded more like pain than pleasure. Apparently his family said women have gotten seriously injured and even knocked unconscious before. And there is a man-on-donkey show a la Clerks 2 for the homosexuals.


not a cool story bro
 
2009-12-25 01:38:48 PM
The animals were never in harm's way, he said. "They went up the railroad tracks ..."

Yeah the train always comes out the loser. Oh for those of you that missed the Frank Zappa and the Mother's of Invention quote - kudos to the Marquis de Sod - I saw Frank live in 1976 at the Montreal forum.
 
2009-12-25 01:41:43 PM
"The big guy's gonna control that ass! With his weiner!"

/btw, Merry Xmas
 
2009-12-25 01:58:16 PM
Whoops that should be *cornhole. Although I guess control would work in that situation too.

/giggity?
 
2009-12-25 01:59:59 PM
Those asses!
 
2009-12-25 02:29:32 PM
D_Evans45: One of my co-workers was telling me about the real donkey show in Mexico, shiat sounds ridiculous. Apparently the woman comes out and rubs herself "sensually", fondles the donkey, starts fellating it, all for about 5 minutes.

Then 2 guys come out with a couple stools and a harness, rig it to the donkey, and strap her in underneath the donkey. From what my buddy saw, he said it was more brutal than anything, and at one point the woman was yelling in what sounded more like pain than pleasure. Apparently his family said women have gotten seriously injured and even knocked unconscious before. And there is a man-on-donkey show a la Clerks 2 for the homosexuals.


That's an interesting act. What's the group called?
 
2009-12-25 02:33:12 PM
TomServo24: Dr. House to prostitute: "Do you tell your mother what you do? It doesn't matter, I'm just curious."

"Do you do a donkey show? I'm not curious, it matters."

Prostitute: "It's either a donkey or a mule, I'm not sure."

Dr. House: "That is a creepy smile. I'll bet the donkey's is even creepier..."


LOVED that episode!
 
2009-12-25 02:41:41 PM
If I ever own a donkey, I'm going to name it Hotay.
 
2009-12-25 02:46:11 PM
Aexia: D_Evans45: One of my co-workers was telling me about the real donkey show in Mexico, shiat sounds ridiculous. Apparently the woman comes out and rubs herself "sensually", fondles the donkey, starts fellating it, all for about 5 minutes.

Then 2 guys come out with a couple stools and a harness, rig it to the donkey, and strap her in underneath the donkey. From what my buddy saw, he said it was more brutal than anything, and at one point the woman was yelling in what sounded more like pain than pleasure. Apparently his family said women have gotten seriously injured and even knocked unconscious before. And there is a man-on-donkey show a la Clerks 2 for the homosexuals.

That's an interesting act. What's the group called?



Maria y El Loco Burro(?) Whatever you call a broad being ramrodded by a gigantic donkey pole, I'd say. Oh and Jose and Pablo as the faithful sidekicks hoisting her into the harness probably.

/Almost sounds like the makings of some kind of Mexican sitcom
//Telenovela maybe?
///El Burro Y El Corazon
 
2009-12-25 02:48:24 PM
D_Evans45: One of my co-workers was telling me about the real donkey show in Mexico, shiat sounds ridiculous. Apparently the woman comes out and rubs herself "sensually", fondles the donkey, starts fellating it, all for about 5 minutes.

Then 2 guys come out with a couple stools and a harness, rig it to the donkey, and strap her in underneath the donkey. From what my buddy saw, he said it was more brutal than anything, and at one point the woman was yelling in what sounded more like pain than pleasure. Apparently his family said women have gotten seriously injured and even knocked unconscious before. And there is a man-on-donkey show a la Clerks 2 for the homosexuals.


i48.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-25 02:59:18 PM
i297.photobucket.com

I'm sorry, Jesus!
 
2009-12-25 03:16:01 PM
The article was not what I expected. I am disappoint.
 
2009-12-25 03:50:33 PM
Just out of curiousity, where would someone go about getting one of those donkeys?

I won't need it until next week.

It's for a friend, not me.

Umm, just joking! It was a joke!
 
B A [TotalFark]
2009-12-25 04:02:51 PM
Until I RTFA I wondered ------ How did they get the deputy to UHM, UHM -- THAT mental picture was disturbing to say the least.
 
2009-12-25 04:34:16 PM

What they do with donkeys in Tijuana is not as disgusting as what "prosperity gospel" preachers do to them. Namely turn them into proofs that Jesus was a yuppie:

The Rev. C. Thomas Anderson, senior pastor of the Living Word Bible Church in Mesa, Arizona, preaches a version of the Christmas story that says baby Jesus wasn't so poor after all. ... "Mary and Joseph took a Cadillac to get to Bethlehem because the finest transportation of their day was a donkey," says Anderson. "Poor people ate their donkey. Only the wealthy used it as transportation."
 
2009-12-25 04:36:18 PM
Aexia:
That's an interesting act. What's the group called?


The Aristocrats!
 
2009-12-25 05:02:30 PM
Tridentata: What they do with donkeys in Tijuana is not as disgusting as what "prosperity gospel" preachers do to them. Namely turn them into proofs that Jesus was a yuppie:

The Rev. C. Thomas Anderson, senior pastor of the Living Word Bible Church in Mesa, Arizona, preaches a version of the Christmas story that says baby Jesus wasn't so poor after all. ... "Mary and Joseph took a Cadillac to get to Bethlehem because the finest transportation of their day was a donkey," says Anderson. "Poor people ate their donkey. Only the wealthy used it as transportation."


If the Christians are right, hopefully Satan is growing the pineapples nice and big for that idiot.
/Seriously, poor folks using a valuable beast of burden for food? rather than, say, chickens?
//and the Cadillacs of that day were horses and chariots, not donkeys
 
2009-12-25 05:21:12 PM
So that's why the Democrats have a donkey for a mascot ...

/Ducks
 
2009-12-25 10:04:38 PM
Was one of the donkeys already named Dominic?
 
2009-12-25 10:18:34 PM
Caturday Nite Fever: Was one of the donkeys already named Dominic?

friend of yours?
 
2009-12-26 10:15:41 AM
I'm here and I'm ready for AKSHUN!!!

l.yimg.com
 
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