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BabyDumplings

2009-12-25 08:36:05 AM

73 and still driving is bad enough, let alone pouring alcohol down that grizzled old gullet!

tribute

2009-12-25 08:37:47 AM

I was out with my friends one night and we'd all had a little to drink. The guy who drove was an alcoholic and drunk, but it was his truck so he drove. One of the guys got into a fight with him because he was weaving and the alcoholic pulled over and nearly came to blows with him. I should have taken a taxi from that point, but we were in the middle of nowhere and I didn't have my cell. So we calmed the driver down and went home silently.

/the joys of youth

Fred Quimby

2009-12-25 08:38:14 AM

Here is the good news, the supreme court just ruled that a phone call from another driver reporting you is NOT probable cause to pull you over.

ErgosumDominati

2009-12-25 08:39:56 AM

What the hell, the driver should have put the passenger side of the car into a ditch or something. Snitches get stitches!

/amirite?

carrot

2009-12-25 08:41:07 AM

So a lady hears a news report of a wrong way driver, and realizing it's on her husband's way home she calls him.

She says be careful, there's someone driving the wrong way on the Interstate.

He replies "One? They all are!"

fanbladesaresharp

2009-12-25 08:44:09 AM

ErgosumDominati: What the hell, the driver should have put the passenger side of the car into a ditch or something. Snitches get stitches!

/amirite?

I threw my ex'es car into park years ago on a fight over who is drunk and who is driving. I still have the scar where she bit me for taking her keys out of the ignition.

/bite for play, not for anger.

WorldCitizen

2009-12-25 08:55:53 AM

Fred Quimby: Here is the good news, the supreme court just ruled that a phone call from another driver reporting you is NOT probable cause to pull you over.

I'm pretty sure when they arrive and see you driving the wrong way down the interstate that then gives them probable cause to pull you over. If someone is calling 911 to report you as a drunk driver because they're watching you swerve all over, chances are the cops are also going to see you swerve all over giving them probable cause.

Now, if someone is pissed off at you and calls 911 to report you as a drunk driver and you're not driving drunk, the copes now don't have probable cause to pull you over if you're not breaking any driving laws/driving erratically. Horrible, isn't it?

no icon tact

2009-12-25 09:32:53 AM

/hot like afghan cartoon
//in VT visiting family, getting kick out of, etc.
///eggnogged and NOT driving

Sawyer County

2009-12-25 10:01:07 AM

Dad?

Help-Im-Sober

2009-12-25 10:03:51 AM

I really had no idea how to answer the question presented to me in the headline.

/The answer is always "C".

OniNeko

2009-12-25 11:15:07 AM

Help-Im-Sober: I really had no idea how to answer the question presented to me in the headline.

/The answer is always "C".

Where is there a question in the headline?

Subby, you really didn't have to repeat yourself that much. Simply stating #3 would have been fine.

CruiserTwelve

2009-12-25 11:26:32 AM

Fred Quimby: Here is the good news, the supreme court just ruled that a phone call from another driver reporting you is NOT probable cause to pull you over.

Only if that call is anonymous. If the caller identifies himself and is available to testify, that's sufficient to stop you.

Cops need reasonable suspicion to stop you, not probable cause.

/Don't drink and drive.

moops

2009-12-25 11:45:33 AM

too late for flapjacks?

drekko

2009-12-25 12:01:29 PM

LOLZ

Broom

2009-12-25 12:02:45 PM

Actually,... I was that passenger once... sorta.

Friend & I driving around drunk. I noticed alternate ditches kept getting close. Too drunk to say, "Hey, dumbshiat, pull over!", all I could think was, "Gee, Matt's pretty drunk... It would probably be best if the cops stopped us, before we get in an accid... - ooh, cherries!"

Didn't call them, but wished for them.

Cops were dicks to me; I was just the passenger. fark them. Not part of their job.

Dibikad

2009-12-25 12:52:03 PM

Stop snitching.

Krieghund

2009-12-25 01:23:37 PM

Broom:

Cops were dicks to me; I was just the passenger. fark them. Not part of their job.

You expect them to give you big hugs and kisses after you let your friend drive drunk? And no, "I was drunk" is not an excuse any more than it was for the driver.

dbirchall

2009-12-25 01:31:46 PM

OniNeko: Subby, you really didn't have to repeat yourself that much. Simply stating #3 would have been fine.

I submitted this with a completely different, non-repetitive headline.
/Subby
//Honestly

ScottHimself

2009-12-25 01:57:43 PM

I'm sure that made for an awkward wait in the Taco Bell line.

ramen_for_all

2009-12-25 03:08:55 PM

I loved George Lopez's skit about being drunk. "You ever been so drunk you started the car twice? *turn key* AAEEGGHHKK! wait a minute, i gotta let it warm up. *AAEEGGHHKK*" that cracks me up cuz i've been there. Also passed out in the running car, door open, radio blasting, friends gone, bar closed. *sigh* fun times.

CoysOdie

2009-12-25 04:42:07 PM

Damn backseat drivers shouldn't be in the passenger seat.

Dunkelregen

2009-12-25 09:33:28 PM

4) You call 911 on yourself (because you've driven into a ditch while driving drunk)

/Story I heard.
//Wasn't surprised... It was Wisconsin after all.

Erbo

2009-12-26 04:03:47 AM

If you drink and drive, you're a bloody idiot.

/not a rickroll
//and not for the faint of heart, either

1stgenwhtrash

2009-12-26 07:15:26 AM

You can only get away with driving the wrong way on 91 in Vermont if you're north of St. Johnsbury.

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