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2009-12-25 08:39:24 AM  
Yeah, yeah. I didn't get you anything, so stop kissing my ass
 
2009-12-25 08:41:18 AM  
Also, I'm Jewish, prick
 
2009-12-25 08:45:35 AM  
I get to open my presents in an hour.
 
2009-12-25 08:46:15 AM  
..and a Happy Festivus for the rest of us.
 
2009-12-25 08:46:19 AM  
HaywoodJablonski: Yeah, yeah. I didn't get you anything, so stop kissing my ass

HaywoodJablonski: Also, I'm Jewish, prick

And a very Merry Christmas to you.
 
2009-12-25 08:46:37 AM  
I'm at work, bastards.


/No Time 1/2, regular pay.
//No money, food, only coffee
///Holiday sucks slashies
 
2009-12-25 08:46:53 AM  
MARRY CHRISTMAS, YA OL' FARK
 
2009-12-25 08:47:00 AM  
I didn't get anything for anyone and I am okay with that.
 
2009-12-25 08:47:15 AM  
God bless everyone...

(except me, who had to work overnight last night, and then again tonight...oh well at least my wife is away)

I hope everyone gets what they wanted (and deserve)
 
2009-12-25 08:47:52 AM  
Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan! Hey! Merry Christmas, Mr. Curtis!
 
2009-12-25 08:48:21 AM  
crab66: I didn't get anything for anyone and I am okay with that.

I got you the same thing I got you last year, only a different colour, I hope that's ok.
 
2009-12-25 08:48:45 AM  
Let me be the first to say "Bah Humbug Everyone!"
 
2009-12-25 08:48:53 AM  
 
2009-12-25 08:49:04 AM  
Hey Merry Xmas, everyone.
 
2009-12-25 08:49:12 AM  
Twas the morning of Christmas
And all through the thread
The snark was still flowing
With most still in bed
 
2009-12-25 08:49:13 AM  
Merry Christmas to Olive yule farkers.
 
2009-12-25 08:49:21 AM  
HaywoodJablonski: Also, I'm Jewish, prick

So have 8 beers then Hanukkah boy. Or.....use that 8 and catch up to the rest of us. There's still time.
 
2009-12-25 08:49:24 AM  
Happy Chrima-chanan-kwanza-ka and a Merry Festivus for the rest of us
 
2009-12-25 08:49:35 AM  
Merry Christmas to all you Farks.

/even though 95% of you seem to be atheists, LOL
 
2009-12-25 08:49:45 AM  
fark clearly has jumped the shark...
 
2009-12-25 08:50:09 AM  
At least Fark doesn't hug me uncomfortably long or sneak into the guest bedroom and feel me up on Christmas morning.
 
2009-12-25 08:50:33 AM  
"Christmas"? "Christmas"? What does Drew have against the Holidays? Why is he discriminating? That bastard.
 
2009-12-25 08:51:29 AM  
Happy Birthday!
 
2009-12-25 08:51:36 AM  
fatkidinabeenie: Happy Chrisma-chanan-kwanza-ka and a Merry Festivus for the rest of us

/FTFM
 
2009-12-25 08:51:41 AM  
One Thirty-two and Bush: At least Fark doesn't hug me uncomfortably long or sneak into the guest bedroom and feel me up on Christmas morning.

God, can I do it?
 
2009-12-25 08:51:57 AM  
Hanging out (and smoking out) at home, have the place to myself and two big slobbery hounds. Lots of food, video games, and four new books to read. Best Christmas ever! Hope everyone else is having a good one too.
 
2009-12-25 08:52:06 AM  
And a very Happy Chinese Takeout and Movie day to you, too.
 
2009-12-25 08:52:08 AM  
How dare you reference this time of year in the commonly accepted way! The new term is:

Merry Chirstmachanukwanzadan!
 
2009-12-25 08:52:26 AM  
Not Merry Christmas. My mother has been stuck on I20 between Abilene and Fort Worth since 7 pm last night.
 
2009-12-25 08:52:35 AM  
Nick Nostril: Merry Christmas to all you Farks.

/even though 95% of you seem to be atheists, LOL


Christmas has f*ckall to do with religion for the majority of people.
 
2009-12-25 08:52:47 AM  
Happy Yuletides y'all!
 
2009-12-25 08:53:21 AM  
1nsanilicious: How dare you reference this time of year in the commonly accepted way! The new term is:

Merry Chirstmachanukwanzadan!


dan? DAMN, I forgot one...FARK I'been saying it wrong all week...
 
2009-12-25 08:53:29 AM  
Merry Christmas!

/especially to those offended by it
 
2009-12-25 08:54:11 AM  
Festivus for the rest of us.

/keep goin Fark
 
2009-12-25 08:54:36 AM  
buckler: One Thirty-two and Bush: At least Fark doesn't hug me uncomfortably long or sneak into the guest bedroom and feel me up on Christmas morning.

God, can I do it?



Uncle Steve?
 
Rat [TotalFark]
2009-12-25 08:55:03 AM  
So what time does the chinese buffet open for breakfast?

©
 
2009-12-25 08:55:05 AM  
imgur.com
 
2009-12-25 08:55:24 AM  
ErgosumDominati: Festivus for the rest of us.

/keep goin Fark


said that already....2x in fact since I misspelled my conglomerate holiday
 
2009-12-25 08:55:45 AM  
And in case I forget to post for you Canadian Farkers tomorrow: Happy Wrapping Day!
 
2009-12-25 08:56:18 AM  
FarkinFarker: Not Merry Christmas. My mother has been stuck on I20 between Abilene and Fort Worth since 7 pm last night.

Ooo I live in Fort Worth and we got some nasty Global Warming yesterday! My thoughts for your mom.
 
2009-12-25 08:56:55 AM  
Happy Sol Invictus!
 
2009-12-25 08:56:59 AM  
One Thirty-two and Bush: At least Fark doesn't hug me uncomfortably long or sneak into the guest bedroom and feel me up on Christmas morning.

img94.imageshack.us

/rehashed from Santa thread
 
2009-12-25 08:57:05 AM  
Rat: So what time does the chinese buffet open for breakfast?

©


10:30. Get your shrimp ragoon on.....
 
2009-12-25 08:57:08 AM  
One Thirty-two and Bush: At least Fark doesn't hug me uncomfortably long or sneak into the guest bedroom and feel me up on Christmas morning.

Sounds like fun.
 
2009-12-25 08:57:14 AM  
trumpai: fark clearly has jumped the shark...

This phrase itself was passe by the time the ORLY owls were here.
 
2009-12-25 08:57:16 AM  
i329.photobucket.com

merry Christmas.
 
2009-12-25 08:57:18 AM  
One Thirty-two and Bush: buckler: One Thirty-two and Bush: At least Fark doesn't hug me uncomfortably long or sneak into the guest bedroom and feel me up on Christmas morning.

God, can I do it?


Uncle Steve?


Well, you can forget the WonderWater tickets this year, but you still have to wear the bikini.
 
2009-12-25 08:57:24 AM  
imgur.com
 
2009-12-25 08:58:14 AM  
crab66: Nick Nostril: Merry Christmas to all you Farks.

/even though 95% of you seem to be atheists, LOL

Christmas has f*ckall to do with religion for the majority of people.


Indeed.
 
2009-12-25 08:58:42 AM  
mosketer:

That lamp has fat knees. Would not hit it.
 
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