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(Some Guy)   You're drunk, you're hungry, and you think a dude stole your wallet at a diner. Do you: c) start stabbing people with your fork?   (kitsapsun.com) divider line 34
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2009-12-25 04:05:17 AM  
Thats not a knife thing to do.
 
2009-12-25 04:05:29 AM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? If someone had just given me a spork things would've been different. QQ
 
2009-12-25 04:06:38 AM  
Apparently he thought it was fondue.
 
2009-12-25 04:07:00 AM  
I always stabbed people with a fork and was threw things off the table.
 
2009-12-25 04:09:41 AM  
I'm more about stabbing people with my spoon. More of a challenge.
 
2009-12-25 04:16:10 AM  
Normally I can't stand Farkers who piss and moan about the bad grammar in news stories, but holy shiat. Was this article written by a 10 year old?
 
2009-12-25 04:16:43 AM  
Or, as they call it in Bremerton, Thursday.
 
2009-12-25 04:16:43 AM  
 
2009-12-25 04:17:01 AM  
In Russia, wallets stab you.
 
2009-12-25 04:25:22 AM  
it's not fark, it's fork.
 
2009-12-25 04:31:21 AM  
Damn, is there any kind of better solution?
 
2009-12-25 04:36:20 AM  
So me and 4 college friends were drunk at an IHOP at 2am. Long story short, this guy Jordan threatens to cut this guy's eyes out if he looks at him again.
 
2009-12-25 04:40:21 AM  
I think that she was just a big fan of Lou Reed.

"Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over. They're done."
 
2009-12-25 04:40:40 AM  
"It's Okay Hunny Bunny"
 
2009-12-25 04:42:50 AM  
FTA: Police were dispatched to a Kitsap Way diner early Thursday after a woman allegedly stabbed people with a fork and was threw things off the table.

But the article doesn't say how many things off the table she went threw...
 
2009-12-25 04:44:37 AM  
Good thing for the criminal he didn't mess with the owner of this wallet.
 
2009-12-25 04:44:48 AM  
Get away from me man or I'll spork your ass!
 
2009-12-25 04:45:26 AM  
That article may actually be written by a middle school student. Quite possibly the worst piece of journalism I've encountered here.
 
2009-12-25 04:51:15 AM  
The woman that got picked up on warrants over this asshattery must be pissed.
 
2009-12-25 04:51:48 AM  
Could somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?

/This is where we break it down.
 
2009-12-25 04:52:53 AM  
One more try. Should the image not show up, just envision a wallet that says "Bad Mother f**ker."
 
2009-12-25 04:56:06 AM  
Clearly, she wasn't familiar with knifey-forky.
 
2009-12-25 05:00:37 AM  
srtpointman: Normally I can't stand Farkers who piss and moan about the bad grammar in news stories, but holy shiat. Was this article written by a 10 year old?

came here to say exactly the same thing. Not a grammar nazi, but that was pathetic.
 
2009-12-25 05:07:12 AM  
IT WAS THREW!!!
 
2009-12-25 05:17:30 AM  
It's not bad grammar; it's a proofing mistake. Obviously the writer or editor was contemplating whether to use "threw" versus "was thrown" and then failed to remove the artifacts of the revision. This is considereably different than not knowing grammar. The same thing happens to you from time to time -- I've see it in your posts.
 
2009-12-25 05:23:37 AM  
See? I misspelled "considerably" in my last post. There's your proof right there.
 
2009-12-25 06:24:27 AM  
A monkey wrote that article.
 
2009-12-25 06:33:27 AM  
CaulkSpunk: A monkey wrote that article.

was it intelligently designed?
 
2009-12-25 07:42:10 AM  
The story did not evolve as I had hoped.
 
2009-12-25 08:53:19 AM  
www.blockbuster.co.uk

"I stabbed the President of Paraguay with a fork."
 
2009-12-25 10:45:08 AM  
Sheesh...it's "was done threw things" with a fork. Them folks just don't write good.
 
2009-12-25 01:44:28 PM  
Do you want Kitsap with those fries?
Link (new window)
 
2009-12-25 05:19:15 PM  
www.magicmoviemachine.com

Link @ 6:54

/That's my fuppin' spot!
 
2009-12-26 11:25:25 AM  
Solid State Vittles: I'm more about stabbing people with my spoon. More of a challenge.

Do you sing songs or tell stories while you do it?

/you spoony bard!
 
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