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(Some Guy) Cool Chickasaw Nation makes generous donation to OU Cancer Institute, will be renamed Chemosabe Research Center   (normantranscript.com) divider line 71
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2009-12-25 02:32:09 AM
I'm glad they put so much inuit. Hopi the best for them.
 
2009-12-25 04:12:27 AM
Damn! Too late to be included in the Headline of the Year voting!
 
2009-12-25 07:40:01 AM
I suppose we'll have to wait to see how many patients sioux.
 
2009-12-25 07:40:22 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Damn! Too late to be included in the Headline of the Year voting!

Yep, this one definitely needs to be on next year's HotY list. Awesome headline.
 
2009-12-25 07:41:21 AM
Subby is awesome.

/I'll be routing all my extra internets to him for quite some time.
 
2009-12-25 07:43:40 AM
They would have to Crow about it....
 
2009-12-25 07:44:39 AM
do not make fun of the red man
 
2009-12-25 07:45:06 AM
What, I thought we sterilized all the natives back in the 60s.
 
2009-12-25 07:45:51 AM
Glad to see they could inca deal. I'm sure the hospital cayuse the money and it maya be a great asset to the tribe, especially for their utes. I just hope nobody tries to chippewa at the money or try to souix, as it will be a seminole part of the institute's finances and is already spokan for.
 
2009-12-25 07:46:45 AM
Just wait till the Lone Ranger finds out that Chemosabe really means dumb redneck.
 
2009-12-25 07:49:40 AM
Brilliant headline!
 
2009-12-25 07:53:21 AM
JonnyBGoode: Glad to see they could inca deal. I'm sure the hospital cayuse the money and it maya be a great asset to the tribe, especially for their utes. I just hope nobody tries to chippewa at the money or try to souix, as it will be a seminole part of the institute's finances and is already spokan for.

/golf clap
 
2009-12-25 07:57:27 AM
Next up, genetic research in the Clone Arranger wing!
 
2009-12-25 08:02:59 AM
The Chickasaw Aryan Nation is making a major gift to the OU Cancer Institute to establish cancer support services for Oklahoma's American Indians white people.

The gift will establish the Oklahoma American Indian White Cancer Support Program, which will provide designated services at the OU Cancer Institute for the state's American Indian white population and develop community-based support programs for Chickasaw Aryan Nation members with cancer and their families.

/designated services?
//just saying
 
2009-12-25 08:03:02 AM
Well done, subby. That was nicely played!!
 
2009-12-25 08:03:11 AM
I lol'd at the headline. Good job subby.
 
2009-12-25 08:05:54 AM
My great grandmother was a Choctaw, our family never did like the Chickasaws but I don't really know why.

/Great grandmother on the other side was Cherokee, but didn't have an opinion on the Chickasaw. Anyway she was eastern Cherokee, her folk were not forced to move to Oklahoma.

//IF I am 1/8 on one side and 1/8 on the other, that means I am 1/4 Indian right? Not good with the maths.
 
2009-12-25 08:08:48 AM
JonnyBGoode: Glad to see they could inca deal. I'm sure the hospital cayuse the money and it maya be a great asset to the tribe, especially for their utes. I just hope nobody tries to chippewa at the money or try to souix, as it will be a seminole part of the institute's finances and is already spokan for.

i265.photobucket.com

+1 subby

/Okie
//Not from Muskogee
///I know how to pronounce Chickasaw
 
2009-12-25 08:10:21 AM
That gets a massive +1 from me.
 
2009-12-25 08:35:30 AM
Navajo I Hopi works. Be Pima shame if it doesn't.

/has a number of Pima friends that will probably kill me for saying that.
//true story bro.
 
2009-12-25 09:11:43 AM
Why don't the Chickfilas do something like this? It would behoove them.
 
2009-12-25 09:13:19 AM
I saw that as "Chainsaw".

It's early.
 
2009-12-25 09:19:34 AM
Bravo. Almost spit coffee on the gear.
 
2009-12-25 09:27:10 AM
+1

That was hi-lar-i-ous.
Can't recall the last time I walked away from the computer laughing maniacally. Had to come back to give subby a +1.

Merry Christmas everyone!
 
2009-12-25 09:28:14 AM
www.toptenz.net

/Approves of this headline.
//hot like firewater
 
2009-12-25 09:57:29 AM
http://instantrimshot.com/
 
2009-12-25 09:58:05 AM
letrole: //just saying

1. You have the most appropriate handle on fark.
2. You have previously admitted that you are not American, and have absolutely no clue what American laws, customs or inhabitants are line in any way, shape or form.

Given 1 and 2, why don't you just shut the fsck up an go back to fellating Prince Chuck, 'K?
 
2009-12-25 10:06:41 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Damn! Too late to be included in the Headline of the Year voting!

Precisely what I thought; it sure made me laugh!
 
2009-12-25 10:34:13 AM
maddogdelta: You have the most appropriate handle on fark.

My surname is Le Trôle.
 
2009-12-25 10:41:26 AM
letrole: maddogdelta: You have the most appropriate handle on fark.

My surname is Le Trôle.



That just reinforces maddogdelta's argument. You are the most appropriately named person in every way, EVAR.
Do you live under Une Bridge?

\Merry Christmas!!!
 
2009-12-25 10:46:37 AM
corriecanuck.files.wordpress.com
/not amused.
oblig.
 
2009-12-25 10:56:02 AM
ytmmr: That just reinforces maddogdelta's argument. You are the most appropriately named person in every way, EVAR.

My surname is Le Trôle. It does not mean 'troll'.

There is no exact translation into English, but either 'trusty' or 'managing serf' is not far off.
 
2009-12-25 11:21:32 AM
I LOL'd.
 
2009-12-25 11:26:07 AM
Instead of donating to the cancer institute, they should focus their efforts into starting a organization that promotes the act of sending whitey back to where it came from.
 
2009-12-25 11:32:59 AM
i369.photobucket.com

From the middle of the great Chickasaw Nation.
 
2009-12-25 11:37:12 AM
No love for Buddy Hackett?
 
2009-12-25 11:58:01 AM
OF ALL TIME!!!
 
2009-12-25 12:04:42 PM
Goddamned beautiful headline, Subby.
 
2009-12-25 12:36:16 PM
As a member of the Chickasaw nation, I'm getting a kick out of these replies. +1 Subby.
 
2009-12-25 12:37:05 PM
letrole: The Chickasaw Aryan Nation is making a major gift to the OU Cancer Institute to establish cancer support services for Oklahoma's American Indians white people.

The gift will establish the Oklahoma American Indian White Cancer Support Program, which will provide designated services at the OU Cancer Institute for the state's American Indian white population and develop community-based support programs for Chickasaw Aryan Nation members with cancer and their families.

/designated services?
//just saying


THIS
 
2009-12-25 01:07:30 PM
letrole: The Chickasaw Aryan Nation is making a major gift to the OU Cancer Institute to establish cancer support services for Oklahoma's American Indians white people.

The gift will establish the Oklahoma American Indian White Cancer Support Program, which will provide designated services at the OU Cancer Institute for the state's American Indian white population and develop community-based support programs for Chickasaw Aryan Nation members with cancer and their families.

/designated services?
//just saying


Trolling or not, I think this is a good test for discrimination. Doing things like this sound nice for "your people" but further isolate you from other races. Donating to help cancer patients is good, saying it is for only for one race/color is discrimination. If the Aryan nation did this, it would be condemned by everyone (and should be), but most people (even in this thread) think the Chickasaw are great for doing it.
 
2009-12-25 01:32:05 PM
jayessell: Chain

Same here, I'm thinking "Chainsaw Nation, WTF?"...

/not early here, I'm just stupid.
 
2009-12-25 01:35:02 PM
letrole - You seem to be ignorant of some Native American facts:

The Native Tribes of America have dwindled since Whitey came and have only begun to rebuild thier numbers. Many tribes have been effectively erased from history. It is therefore appropriate to send some much needed help to preserve Native American populations.

I'm sure this is true in other parts of the world, maybe even yours.

But more to the point: stop talking like a racist or get the fark out.
 
2009-12-25 01:36:06 PM
RickRR: letrole: The Chickasaw Aryan Nation is making a major gift to the OU Cancer Institute to establish cancer support services for Oklahoma's American Indians white people.

The gift will establish the Oklahoma American Indian White Cancer Support Program, which will provide designated services at the OU Cancer Institute for the state's American Indian white population and develop community-based support programs for Chickasaw Aryan Nation members with cancer and their families.

/designated services?
//just saying

Trolling or not, I think this is a good test for discrimination. Doing things like this sound nice for "your people" but further isolate you from other races. Donating to help cancer patients is good, saying it is for only for one race/color is discrimination. If the Aryan nation did this, it would be condemned by everyone (and should be), but most people (even in this thread) think the Chickasaw are great for doing it.


The key word is 'IF' when you say 'if the Aryan nation did this'.
Until they do it, you won't really know what would happen.

I'm sure you see the difference between people trying to help a community with higher rates of cancer (see TFA if you need a citation) and people trying to exclude other people out of spite.
 
2009-12-25 01:36:10 PM
letrole: The Chickasaw Aryan Nation is making a major gift to the OU Cancer Institute to establish cancer support services for Oklahoma's American Indians white people.

The gift will establish the Oklahoma American Indian White Cancer Support Program, which will provide designated services at the OU Cancer Institute for the state's American Indian white population and develop community-based support programs for Chickasaw Aryan Nation members with cancer and their families.

/designated services?
//just saying


Get over it. The tribes have many, many "designated services", housing, food, medical, education, etc. That'll happen when you have your own nations and governments.

I see your point, but it's a stupid one.

/Oklahoman
 
2009-12-25 01:37:20 PM
PS - Nicely played subby!
PPS - Nice thread!
 
2009-12-25 01:59:46 PM
Noexit: Get over it. The tribes have many, many "designated services", housing, food, medical, education, etc. That'll happen when you have your own nations and governments.

Which worked so well in the Balkans.
 
2009-12-25 02:06:36 PM
Peace pipe smoking + Cancer.... there's a joke in there, but I'm way too hungover to think this one through.
 
2009-12-25 02:15:04 PM
regarding the obvious double standard on racial discrimination that is so well supported by the Dems and the GOP and libertarians of America: All same same libertarians etc. All same same ball lickers of the elite.
 
2009-12-25 02:23:29 PM
Juxtobear: The Native Tribes of America have dwindled since Whitey came and have only begun to rebuild thier numbers. Many tribes have been effectively erased from history. It is therefore appropriate to send some much needed help to preserve Native American populations.

They should assimilate into America like every wave of European immigrants. Colour is not a barrier for them - even the American president is a Negro.

The only hindrance is their childish attachment to the trappings of an inferior culture.
 
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