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(Boston Globe)   Microsoft manager accused of theft died from drinking antifreeze   (boston.com ) divider line
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2003-04-03 09:42:41 AM  
Yeppers, that'd do it.
 
2003-04-03 10:12:43 AM  
Ever wonder what antifreeze taste like? I mean, it's a nice color and cats seem to like it.

It's kind of like the forbidden fruit drink.
 
2003-04-03 11:00:18 AM  
Are the authorities going to prestone charges?
 
2003-04-03 11:19:05 AM  
And who made him drink it Mr Gates? Hmmmm ?
 
2003-04-03 11:47:04 AM  
Well he saved money on embalming.
 
2003-04-03 12:58:43 PM  
Have a drink on Willy "Da Weasel" Gates. Willie mixed it special just for youse. Its called "a Cold Day in Hell." Bottoms up. We insist.
 
2003-04-03 01:48:28 PM  
The signs and symptoms of ethylene glycol poisoning are similar to alcohol intoxication. The first sign is slurred speech and a somewhat high feeling. Vomiting may occur. Later the central nervous system may become depressed, and coma can result. Congestive heart failure and fluids in and around the lungs may occur in later stages. The kidneys may stop working and death is possible.

For morbid quiz takers: The "how would you commit suicide?" quiz
 
2003-04-03 04:39:24 PM  
Painful way for a guy to go. And just how are we certain that it was suicide? MS Forensics Professional Ed. 2003?
 
2003-04-03 04:39:44 PM  
He should've had some coolant to even things out. Oh wait, they're the same thing. Hmmm...
 
2003-04-03 04:40:57 PM  
Prestone or Quaker State?
 
2003-04-03 04:41:03 PM  
I wonder if he'll get a big blue tombstone of death.
 
2003-04-03 04:41:05 PM  
Hey, it sounds better than, "No officer, he fell on the knife... thirty-two times... backwards."
 
2003-04-03 04:41:40 PM  
Well then, I guess cryogenics is out of the picture...
 
2003-04-03 04:41:41 PM  
Ah yes, the old "antifreeze in the coffee" trick. It has served me well.
 
2003-04-03 04:42:07 PM  
Ever wonder what antifreeze taste like?

It's sweet which explains why animals like to lick it.
 
2003-04-03 04:42:50 PM  
So, how do you make antifreeze?
 
2003-04-03 04:42:57 PM  
I mean it's one thing to be American and steal from America, but it's quite another when you're German and you steal from America.

Or something like that
 
2003-04-03 04:44:24 PM  
Past the teeth, past the gums...look out stomach, here it comes.
 
2003-04-03 04:44:46 PM  
So, how do you make antifreeze?

You cut off the power to her trailer.
 
2003-04-03 04:45:14 PM  
They put antifreeze in the wine? That is a very serious offense.

/Simpsons' first season
 
2003-04-03 04:45:15 PM  
Cipster: That sounds like how a girl I used to know would describe herself
 
2003-04-03 04:45:31 PM  
I'm told that anti-freeze tastes quite sweet.
 
2003-04-03 04:45:39 PM  
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Mmmmm...(poly)Ethylene Glycol.
 
2003-04-03 04:46:10 PM  
This is what I think happaned, guy was handed a cup of blue liquid one morning after finding two friends in his house. Now dead guy says he won't drink it, friend calls him chicken and the following words are exchanged:

"Grow up. You think I'm going to drink that piss just because you call me chicken? Just hand me the cup, jerk."

and his father was heard saying:

"My son's a homosexual, and I love him! I love my dead gay son!"
 
2003-04-03 04:46:20 PM  
I wonder if that's a good way to kill yourself.
 
2003-04-03 04:47:02 PM  
LOL!! TommyymmoT, I needed that.
 
2003-04-03 04:47:15 PM  
thats cool, now since they didnt prove it in court that he stole and hes dead, the family now gets to keep all that neat stuff.
 
2003-04-03 04:47:43 PM  

Unlike most Windows users, HE was caught by the BSOD (Blue Solution of Death).


[image from futura-vision.net too old to be available]

 
2003-04-03 04:48:04 PM  
I wonder if that'll save money on getting em-Baum-ed.

/nope. nothin' here either.
 
2003-04-03 04:48:22 PM  
This happened to a couple of our dogs out on the farm. Some jackass left an open container of antifreeze sitting out and two of the dogs drank it. One died within hours. The other made it through the night but died the next morning. Pretty miserable way to go.
 
2003-04-03 04:49:10 PM  
Well, I guess his last words weren't "Hey yall, hold my beer and watch this" after all.
 
2003-04-03 04:49:11 PM  
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2003-04-03 04:49:34 PM  
The medical examiner's office could not say whether he ingested the poison intentionally.

and Microsoft isn't saying anything...

[/microsoft whistling and shuffling feet in corner]
 
2003-04-03 04:50:19 PM  
Junin: They were referring to "hull" cleaner. Why anyone would have barnacle remover in their kitchen...I dunno. But it was hull cleaner.
 
2003-04-03 04:51:26 PM  
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2003-04-03 04:51:59 PM  
atleast he didnt committ suicide by shooting himself 21 times in the face with a shotgun.
 
2003-04-03 04:52:12 PM  
04-03-03 04:46:20 PM Enave
I wonder if that's a good way to kill yourself.


Better to get a friend to do it. Why risk eternal damnation just because you're having a bad day?
 
2003-04-03 04:53:30 PM  
Sudie
For morbid quiz takers: The "how would you commit suicide?" quiz


thanks. Really tiny grey fonts on a black background do make me want to kill myself.
 
2003-04-03 04:53:31 PM  
I guess the guy did it because he did not want to be imprestoned for 20 years.
 
2003-04-03 04:53:53 PM  
You know, I'm not sure, but this could be an epidemic in the Seattle area, also known as SAAS: Seattle Area Anti-Freeze Suicide

Your farkers that are partying there this weekend better be careful, don't let anyone watch your drink for you
 
2003-04-03 04:54:21 PM  
maybe he thought it was this...
 
2003-04-03 04:55:33 PM  
That sounds like how a girl I used to know would describe herself

Damn her pussy is so sweet it tastes like antifreeze!
 
2003-04-03 04:55:39 PM  
I think we may need a ruling on this, does anyone know if this is the first Heathers reference on Fark?

Excellent movie by the way...
 
2003-04-03 04:56:09 PM  
In other news, Bill Gates was seen deleting howtokilwitantfrz.doc from his computer.
 
2003-04-03 04:56:38 PM  
Whenever my faith in God is shaken, I think of the miracle of anti-freeze. -- Cesar, "The Crepes of Wrath"
 
2003-04-03 04:56:43 PM  
If you notice anti-freeze has a "fishy" smell. I always heard that it tastes that way, so dogs and cats like it. But what do I know?
 
2003-04-03 04:57:00 PM  
 
2003-04-03 04:58:48 PM  
photoisland failed me again.

heres the link to the big version if y'all curious

here
 
2003-04-03 04:59:01 PM  
German citizen, go figure. damn nazis.
 
2003-04-03 04:59:36 PM  
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2003-04-03 04:59:58 PM  
I once had a radiator spray antifreeze in my face. It is sweet, but it still taste bad. Dogs eat out of your garbage, dont mean it taste good. I have a hard time thinking this guy drank enought to be fatal.

/Smells something funny
 
2003-04-03 05:00:27 PM  
I thought Germans were air-cooled?
 
2003-04-03 05:00:29 PM  
Moloch, perhaps this German guy was into 'that' sorta thing....

Or is that the French...
 
2003-04-03 05:01:23 PM  
Suicide, hmmmm

Before he had his turn to chat with the Feds, the CFO of a company in Connecticut that went down in a MAJOR way (took out a few banks, city pension funds, etc.) committed "suicide" by suffocating himself in a plastic bag. Always thought and continue to think that was a bit on the suspicious side...

If his partners "assisted" him with the suicide, getting rid of him made no difference - they went to jail anyway.
 
2003-04-03 05:02:13 PM  
Suicide, hmmmm

Before he had his turn to chat with the Feds, the CFO of a company in Connecticut (Colonial Realty for you folks in Connecticut) that went down in a MAJOR way (took out a few banks, city pension funds, etc.) committed "suicide" by suffocating himself in a plastic bag. Always thought and continue to think that was a bit on the suspicious side...

If his partners "assisted" him with the suicide, getting rid of him made no difference - they went to jail anyway.
 
2003-04-03 05:03:10 PM  
Microsoft's first hit?
 
2003-04-03 05:04:06 PM  
Someone post a picture from the movie Antitrust.
Now.
 
2003-04-03 05:04:27 PM  
Mods, are you there?? Please delete my Boobies. Many thanks.
 
2003-04-03 05:06:32 PM  
my method of suicide: drowning.
 
2003-04-03 05:07:23 PM  
sounds like murder to me.

I remember watching a show where this man's wife was murdering him, slowly.

He kept getting sicker, eventually he had to have bedrest. She would bring him chicken soup and a soft drink, where she would pour a little bit into his juice.

slowly but surely he died, and she was caught after a toxicology test shows antifreeze. The stuff isn't distinguishable by taste if done little by little.

murder
 
2003-04-03 05:08:47 PM  
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"Is there any left?"
 
2003-04-03 05:09:12 PM  
Was it really wine made by Frenchman who enslave exchange students?

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2003-04-03 05:11:05 PM  
my method of suicide: hanging.
how would you commit suicide?


Hmm, I took the quiz, and guess I would hang myself, guess it would be quicker than anti-freeze....
 
2003-04-03 05:13:24 PM  
What about all the other thieves that work at Microsoft? Are they going to drink anitfreeze too?
 
2003-04-03 05:14:02 PM  
I just sneezed and got snot all over the back of my hand.

Oh yeah...this dude was probably murdered.
 
Ant
2003-04-03 05:14:29 PM  
*gasp* Corn Nuts...... CRASH!!
 
2003-04-03 05:14:44 PM  
Nostrafarkus

gotta watch out for the hanging, cuz my best friend did it, but i don't know if his neck broke; he might've just suffocated which kinda sux in-and-of itself if you ask me.
 
2003-04-03 05:19:18 PM  
KazamaSmokers, that's harsh! I wonder how many non-New Englanders will recognize that particular Kitty?

She must have run out of rubbing alcohol.
 
2003-04-03 05:20:14 PM  
AuntOfDogface:
If you get your boobies deleted, won't UncleOfDogface miss them?
 
2003-04-03 05:20:33 PM  
I guess his system "encountered a fatal error". I wonder if Bill Gates will read the EULAgy?.

/rimshot
 
2003-04-03 05:21:55 PM  
Damn, Ant, I was JUST about to type exactly that!

"I just killed my best friend!"
"--And your worst enemy!"
"Same difference!"
 
2003-04-03 05:22:33 PM  
Sad that there is a site that reviews many methods to commit suicide.

All in all, I would say that anti-freeze wouldn't be the worst way to go compared to other methods.
 
2003-04-03 05:22:44 PM  
If I was going to commit suicide, I would stand on a chair with piano wire around my neck in a noose, then shoot myself in the head so I decaptitate myself when i fall.


On second thought, I'll just make it look like a murder and frame a fellow farker.

Have a nice day. :)
 
2003-04-03 05:24:08 PM  
04-03-03 05:19:18 PM Hogans
KazamaSmokers, that's harsh! I wonder how many non-New Englanders will recognize that particular Kitty?

She must have run out of rubbing alcohol.
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Don't get me wrong, Hogans... I'm a big fan of The Duke. He would have made a great president. I just couldn't resist.
 
2003-04-03 05:24:56 PM  
I know who did it.

[image from arch.su.edu.au too old to be available]
 
2003-04-03 05:36:51 PM  
Don't get me wrong, Hogans... I'm a big fan of The Duke. He would have made a great president. I just couldn't resist.

You're joking, right? Remember Willie Horton? The downward spiral of the state budget under his leadership? A lush like his wife would have made a better choice. Politics is an area where less is more. Heading up Amtrak is a great spot for him, since it's already doomed.
 
2003-04-03 05:44:33 PM  
http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/exec/steve/default.asp

I guess he was em-"ballmered"


I've got nothing, nothing at all
 
2003-04-03 05:48:53 PM  
Suicide quiz results:
"YOU WOULD ASPHYXIATE YOURSELF. you're smart enough to realize that death isn't something to be toyed with, but you still have the occasional suicidal impluse or desire. you are extremely cautious where it comes to self-mutilation, self-abuse, and substance abuse. if you were going to commit suicide, you'd want it to be as painless as possible."

Hmm. I'd at least jerk off while I was doing it then, I hear that's a real rush.
 
2003-04-03 05:50:58 PM  
Clippy:
I see your trying to kill yourself, do you:
a) Live in a high building?
b) Have any antifreeze?
c) Have rubber bands and a plastic bag?
 
2003-04-03 05:52:39 PM  
Just how devoted do you have to be to your obsession with automobiles for you to kill yourself by drinking antifreeze?

The world now knows.
 
2003-04-03 05:58:26 PM  
Did someone pee on him singing "House on fire! House on fire! Put it out! Put it out!" I guess he didn't wake up in excruciating pain with a size 7 poop-chute either.

</old SNL reference>
 
2003-04-03 05:58:42 PM  
OK.

For anyone curious, it tastes absolutely horrible. I mean really really bad.

It has this bitter nip to it. YUCK!

I had to drink 2 glasses of water and seek medical attention immediately.
 
2003-04-03 06:02:47 PM  
Ya know, if I was out on bail and just happened that have a yacht named the Brazilian Queen. I mean, geez, this is not that difficult of a problem to solve.
 
2003-04-03 06:03:06 PM  
I kinda thought working for Microsoft period would make you want to drink antifreeze.
 
2003-04-03 06:09:52 PM  
04-03-03 05:36:51 PM Hogans
Don't get me wrong, Hogans... I'm a big fan of The Duke. He would have made a great president. I just couldn't resist.

You're joking, right? Remember Willie Horton? The downward spiral of the state budget under his leadership? A lush like his wife would have made a better choice. Politics is an area where less is more. Heading up Amtrak is a great spot for him, since it's already doomed.
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Sorry man. I lived VERY well under The Duke. Willie Horton was a Lee Atwater boogeyman. It was the Duke who ENDED that program. He's an honest guy as politicians come, and a smart one at that. Boy, imagine that? A smart man in the oval office? Haven't seen that in years!

But hey, I liked Bill Weld too, so what do I know?
 
2003-04-03 06:21:25 PM  
For anyone curious, it tastes absolutely horrible. I mean really really bad.

It has this bitter nip to it.


Wrong. The glycol part of "ethylene glycol" makes it very sweet. One of the reasons to keep it away from pets.

Placing a container (saucer) of ethylene glycol on the back porch for stray cats, is acceptable.

(I hope my Nomex suit is back from the cleaner)
 
2003-04-03 06:23:07 PM  
Well shiat! I know who it was... Bill Gates's Army of Evil Monkies!
 
2003-04-03 06:30:55 PM  
[clarification]

House on fire wav file

[/clarification]
 
2003-04-03 06:36:56 PM  
PEOPLE! PEOPLE! DON'T DO THE DEW!
 
2003-04-03 06:38:26 PM  
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2003-04-03 06:39:00 PM  
Wrong. The glycol part of "ethylene glycol" makes it very sweet. One of the reasons to keep it away from pets.

Placing a container (saucer) of ethylene glycol on the back porch for stray cats, is acceptable.


Have you ever personally tasted it? "Sweet" does NOT mean "good". I've tasted shampoos that were "sweet", but awful at the same time.

Oh, and fark You for the cats comment.
 
2003-04-03 06:42:35 PM  
Anybody who kills one of my pets by deliberately putting antifreeze out for them to find will have his knees and elbows broken by yours truely.
 
2003-04-03 06:55:32 PM  
Oh great, yet another anti-freeze nut stages a "die-in". Thanks to FARK, we're stuck with another anti-freeze/pro-freeze flame war.
 
2003-04-03 07:04:18 PM  
All his assetts had been frozen and he was trying to make them liquid again.
 
2003-04-03 07:07:05 PM  
Nanookanano
Well, don't let your pets roam freely? Try -that- before you start mouthing off, moron.
 
2003-04-03 07:16:17 PM  
Does anyone remember the URL of this guy's website? I doubt it is still up, but it was pretty crazy. Mostly boasting about his toys and how wonderful his life was. Strange dude.
 
2003-04-03 07:37:04 PM  
Nanookanano what the Darthslumloard said, tough guy/girl, whatever.
 
2003-04-03 07:43:13 PM  
Alton -- "Ever wonder what antifreeze taste like?"

You're obviously a young 'un, Alton! When you're my age and get to "enjoy" a colonoscopy:

One of the ingredients in the stuff they give you to drink the night-before contains the same thing they put in anti-freeze... not the tastiest beverage I ever swallowed!

To all Farkers over the age of 50: "Bottoms-up!"
 
2003-04-03 07:44:56 PM  
TommyymmoT wins.
 
2003-04-03 07:50:56 PM  
its always sad when anyone dies, but I remember this farko hanging out in vavachi's coffee on cap. hill. Comes up from the burbs.

stole 9mil...should have just fled. After all , has ties in russia and germany. Have an EU passport, you can work in many european countries.
 
2003-04-03 08:03:05 PM  
He forgot to mix it 50/50% with water.
 
2003-04-03 08:13:10 PM  
Guy's website is here:

http://www.subterrane.com/~dfeussner/

Craziness.
 
2003-04-03 08:18:59 PM  
My method of suicide would be hanging?!?!? How the hell am I going to loop my own rope!?!? They really ought to have asked for height. I think I'm far too short to hang myself. I can't believe it didn't tell me to overdose on pills. I feel so deprived.
 
2003-04-03 08:27:50 PM  
TommyymmoT is Mr Clever in this thread. Very nice.

For anyone thinking of poisoning animals with antifreeze, I hope your death is slow...
 
2003-04-03 08:28:28 PM  
cryogenics not an option here.
 
2003-04-03 08:30:35 PM  
oops, sorry tommyymmot. jumped in late.
 
2003-04-03 08:32:01 PM  
well at least you know he would have run better...
 
2003-04-03 08:35:34 PM  
Clearly you two don't understand cats. You can not tie them up, and you can not keep them cooped up inside.

And, I'm not "mouthing off" asshole.
I'm telling you a solemn fact:
Kill my pet and your ass is mine.
 
2003-04-03 08:36:29 PM  
And I don't waste a fair fight on inferior beings.
I'll just take you blindside.
 
2003-04-03 08:38:52 PM  
eh, that'll happen.
 
2003-04-03 08:39:18 PM  
Oh, and setting out poisons that way is illegal.
 
2003-04-03 08:40:14 PM  
Poison your neighbor's pet and find out for sure, Bastardo.
 
2003-04-03 08:44:44 PM  
well i guess he took one for the team, so that MS's stuff don't freeze / lock up!
 
2003-04-03 08:47:02 PM  
uh, I was just making a general comment on the article. From what I hear, animals like the taste of antifreeze. Well, at least for a little bit.

If you take me blindside though, I'll antifreeze your cat.
 
2003-04-03 08:49:06 PM  
I'm sorry, El B. I'm irritated that some fools think it's okay to do this evil thing. I'm just trying to let people know that is a really stupid farking idea. My bad, bro.
 
2003-04-03 08:54:00 PM  
well, i bet if the dude wanted to freeze himself, he'd be up shiat creek now.

you know, because of the anti-

/nothing.
 
2003-04-03 08:55:50 PM  
mr. palindrome certainly is the popular dude. imitation is flattery, you know.
 
2003-04-03 08:56:27 PM  
no problem. I was either going to threaten your pets with antifreeze or prolific masturbation. Antifreeze was more appropriate to the article.
 
2003-04-03 08:59:53 PM  
I put down my cat last week. He was hyperthyroidal.
I guess I'm still edgy because of that.
But, setting lethal boobytraps is just plain evil.
It's not "okay". It is, however, effective.
You will kill many free-roaming animals that way.
Including, maybe, somebody's three year old who thinks it looks like that blue drink mommy give him.
 
2003-04-03 09:00:02 PM  
"And, I'm not "mouthing off" asshole.
I'm telling you a solemn fact:
Kill my pet and your ass is mine."

Obligatory pic of Special Olympics runner in 10... 9....
 
2003-04-03 09:04:40 PM  
Yep, the Nomex suit is back from the cleaner. Working nicely I might add.

Oh, and I believe I did say the sweet flavor is was one of the reasons to keep it away from pets. Sheesh, thin skin is a nasty thing to have if you are going to spend most of your time on a silly, impertinent website.
 
2003-04-03 09:05:07 PM  
But, I'm not arguing.

And, if you actually think I'm retarded, you are the stupid one.
 
2003-04-03 09:06:04 PM  
So, you're not an evil, callous bastard?
You're just a common troll?

What a let down.
 
2003-04-03 09:08:32 PM  
damn, I was aiming for the evil callous bastard.
 
2003-04-03 09:15:49 PM  
I was talking to Aria, El B.
I actually thought he was taking a bold position, but he was just fishing for an emotional response. Which is more fool he, because I wrote all the above without heat. After all, he hasn't poisoned my pet, nor is he likely to. But he is just looking for somebody to respond to him in some emotional manner, probably because he can not get anybody to do so in person. And, when one can not get positive emotional input, one will seek bad. It's sad really. But then, I do like eating trolls. They're so . . brittle and sour . . sort of like those "Warhead" super sour candies.
 
2003-04-03 09:17:23 PM  
Ethylene glycol probably would be sweet, but that doesn't mean it would taste like "sweet". Highly sweet substances, such as NutraSweet's ultra-secret Project mg11x (now abandoned), actually do taste somewhat bitter (it actually would destroy taste receptors). The highest level of sweetness, in a pure non-solution form, that a person can tolerate is a 148.3msr sweetener (I think mgr was the unit used for measuring sweetness, but I am not sure), according to NutraSweet's research.

It is sort like how really cold things can "burn" you. The most potent sweetener ever made rated 192.34msr +/- 0.04msr (the theoretical highest possible measurement is 307.29msr, referred to in the business as "absolute sweetness". The goal for mg11x was 213.005msr.) One drop of a 5M (5mol/L) sample of 192.34msr sweetener was strong enough to be tasted when dissolved in 1000cL of de-ionized water (equivalent to 20kg of granulated table sugar).
 
2003-04-03 09:19:36 PM  
El Bastardo, you are from here on known as a Callous El Bastardo.

I however, am just a mere wanderer through this valley known as Fark. If in my sojourn, I say something that might miff someone, I shall be called a troll. Alas, the burden I must carry.

Losing a pet is sad. Having to put one down is sadder.
 
2003-04-03 09:28:40 PM  
"Might"?

How disingenuous of you.

Did mommy and daddy not pay enough attention to you as a baby?
 
2003-04-03 10:19:55 PM  
For some reason this makes me think of that movie Antitrust.
 
2003-04-03 11:22:07 PM  
Heh, I can use this here too:

[image from ac.wwu.edu too old to be available]
 
2003-04-03 11:32:50 PM  
Theflyingdutchman

If that's not BS, I'm impressed. Fark could use a little more scholarship, a little less opinion-as-fact.

Also, has anyone considered that humans and pets taste things differently? I mean, I only took one semester of sensation and perception, but I think it was enough to answer this question. Dogs hear differently, and see a little differently, and lick their own asses. It is clear that many animals like the taste of things that humans can't stand.

And anyway, this guy was snuffed. It could have tasted like ass or cotton candy, it wouldn't matter. With a gun against your head, you drink.

Why anti-freeze? It's hard to trace and there isn't a real antidote, like some poisons have. Plus, if you want the victim dead, you might want them to suffer... and this fits the bill.

Why murder? Homeboy was spending money like mad, and probably dealt with some bad, bad people--which he arrogantly thought he had under control. I doubt MS had anything to do with this, even indirectly.
 
2003-04-04 01:48:41 AM  
I read your third line as "... considered that humans and pets taste differently..."

I have to kill less kittens, my vision is getting blurry.
 
2003-04-04 02:15:04 AM  
I predict that all of you 'killing animals is funny' types will eventually be ass-raped in prison. And people say our justice system doesn't work.
 
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