let me be the first to say i'd hit it.

And I'll be the first one to buy tickets.

Remember, girls: You don't have to actually be good at anything to succeed at life, you just have to have a nice face and a sweet pair of knockers.

I'll be the first to stand in line and hit it next.

Her ball handling skills have improved....

I'd let her win.

FARKED already

more cameltoe shots, please...

they have a tennis league??? WTF??? How dull is that.

Gawd, that Ben Maller site SUCKS. Poor story quality, and it's always Farked. Please STOP posting links to it.

Heard she was better at doubles

Heh. Heh. Men Ball-er. Spoonerism.

In other tennis news, the term "love" will be replaced with "sweaty animal sex".

Gawd, that Ben Maller site SUCKS. Poor story quality, and it's always Farked. Please STOP posting links to it.

Unless they have more pictures of Anna....

Ok, I'm shameless.

Coming up next on 'Babes Fred Durst Did...'

She shouldn't be allowed to play tennis unless she's naked.

Obvious? Unlikely more like it. At least if its for tennis skill.

um she's a tennis player ?

Amy Pierce? Roberto Alomar is doing Mary's sister now?

I DID hit it!

Come on people, less then 30 post so far and no one has posted a camel toe pic of Anna?! You people are slippin

04-03-03 09:49:56 AM JackHandy
Her ball handling skills have improved....

she can handle my balls....

Delay
Foonerspisms are Nunny!

I prefer women's tennis players to hockey players, but that's just me.

I think she could probably get drafted by the NFL if she wanted to! Personally I'd make her the Center, then the QB would rather die than lose his starting position.

Down, Set,.....awwwwwww

What kind of Kournikova thread is this where we have a pic of a hockey player but none of the highly edible tennis star?

I know - no Anna camel toe pic yet?

Man I love this city, lets draft a hot tennis player not a good tennis player. I wonder how much tickets are...

GO EXPLORERS!!!

I hope the uniforms include micro skirts and pasties...

I'd rather Halle Berry, but I must say, that ...

Check out Anna's Camel Toe (NSFW, for all you idiots)

There I did it!

Um, if you read the article, you'd notice that it's a tournament involving doubles and mixed doubles matches.

Anna may suck in singles competition, but she's one of the best doubles players in tennis today.

That, and she's got a smokin' hot bod!

i bet she tastes like strawberries.


/i've got nothing

I dunno LostAgain, looking at her ass sweat just doesn't do anything for me. In fact, it is kind of nasty!

once again, I hate Ben Maller and everything he stands for. Please review my post from yesterday's Ben Maller link (in which i forgot to mention how often it becomes farked):

Attention Admins

Ben Maller is a horrible, horrible site for us dial-uppers to go to. There is no reason, given the 15,000 other news sites that have this story, to link to a page filled with tons of crap I have no use for, leaving me waiting 5 minutes just for the three paragraphs I am interested in. BenMaller.com is ugly, unoriginal, and uses GIFs like a "The Cheat" fanpage. I think it should be sent the way of Geocities and Ananova.

I just realized that someone will say "well, when you see the Ben Maller icon, don't click it, and find it at another site." That's just pointless, though, since many times its hard to figure out what to GoogleNews search for just based off the fark headline. Bottom line: it wouldn't be hard to tailor the submission form to no longer accept Ben Maller links, and I think (judging from the rest of this thread as well) nobody would be too upset if this happened.

She still plays tennis?

"I'd fark her on the tennis court, if you catch my drift."

COUGARS!

Depafeo,
I bet she tastes like a hockey stick.

I'd hit a line-drive passing shot to her base-line. Then I'd hit a high lob, follwed by a climactic series of furious volleys that would leave her gasping for breath.

I don't think I can even count to the number of Russian hockey players that've been inside her, but...

I'd volley it.

/sad attempt at tennis humor

In other news SbB has been given an expansion Team Tennis club. Maggie to be head ball fetcher.

In other news, the chick with the huge knockers in the SBB add is the complete opposite of good looking.

Just having big boobs does not make you hot.

SomeFarker beat me to it.

Farkhole ;)

is that what she would look like if she were black?

04-03-03 10:25:09 AM KarlHungus
I dunno LostAgain, looking at her ass sweat just doesn't do anything for me. In fact, it is kind of nasty!

Yeah, I thought the same thing for a minute, and then reality set in. Who am I kidding, I'd lick it!

*unecessary picture*

04-03-03 10:26:17 AM Loudmouthsoup
once again, I hate Ben Maller and everything he stands for. Please review my post from yesterday's Ben Maller link (in which i forgot to mention how often it becomes farked):

Quit cryin' or get rid of dial-up!

Sad thing is She was the top story on KC News

/take me now