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(Ben Maller)   Anna Kournikova was the first pick in the World Team Tennis draft   (benmaller.com) divider line 96
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2003-04-03 10:43:50 AM
One of these days, she'll win big. She just needs to quit with the modelling on the side and focus on tennis. Now that she's no longer the hottest female tennis player, I see this happening rather soon.
 
2003-04-03 10:43:59 AM
Hey god its me Beef umm please please I know we dont talk much but could you see your way clear to MAKING TODAYS NEWS SUCK LESS? thanks and umm amen
 
2003-04-03 10:44:14 AM
butt sweat be damned, it was a great pic, who cares if she sucks at tennis


/salivating
 
2003-04-03 10:48:09 AM


New Hotness
 
2003-04-03 10:48:54 AM
So who's gonna be the first to photoshop that racket-hauling-hottie?

And to all those who think she's low-quality eye candy... kiss my hairy yellow butt!
 
2003-04-03 10:50:10 AM
i don't think any avalanche farkers hit it!!
 
2003-04-03 10:51:00 AM
Williamzabka
Holy moley talk about your subject jinxes.

Come on Maggie is a step above a butter face... Am I right people?
 
2003-04-03 10:51:55 AM
this is a test. please disregard.
 
2003-04-03 10:52:42 AM
Jennie Finch, the next moderately-attractive female athlete to be granted "Mega-babe" status by comparing her only to her teammates.
 
2003-04-03 10:53:08 AM
Why is your butt yellow? Are you experiencing jaundice? You should seek medical advice.
 
2003-04-03 10:53:12 AM
this woman was voted the sexiest female alive last year and some of you wankers don't think she is hot? Please post some pictures of your girlfriends so we can see how unworthy we are...or should I say boyfriends. I guess I have low self-esteem and lower standards...
 
2003-04-03 10:57:10 AM
 
2003-04-03 10:57:40 AM
04-03-03 10:43:50 AM WarmBeer
Now that she's no longer the hottest female tennis player, I see this happening rather soon.

Okay, I give up. Who is the hottest female tennis player?
Amanda Coetzer? Serena Williams?
 
2003-04-03 10:57:48 AM
Marquis - LOL! Good one. It's funny because it's probably horribly true
 
2003-04-03 10:58:18 AM
the pic of anna with the sweaty ass crack and camel-lips thing going on is just nasty . don't . show . it . again . EVER .

/makes you wonder what they're gonna look like when she's old ... MOTHRA anyone ??
 
2003-04-03 10:59:44 AM
 
2003-04-03 11:00:28 AM
LawTalkingGuy-
while Anna will never be old and busted (at least I hope not), i gotta agree with you. That is the hottest softball player I've seen ever
 
2003-04-03 11:01:36 AM
While I appreciate men seem to love nothing more than to drool over her, Anna's record is nothing special: 29-25 in 2002 and I don't think she's ever won a tour title (but could be wrong).
 
2003-04-03 11:04:36 AM


I heet it.
 
2003-04-03 11:06:08 AM
It's not it's .com
 
2003-04-03 11:15:12 AM
She has a nice body in a muscular sense, but for jeebuz sake doesn't anybody like their women to have bodies different than guys these days!? Add some hips and a rounder ass, put a bit of age on her face (less like a 12 year old), then she becomes hot, not just attractive.

whoever voted her as the hottest woman last year or whatever needs to have their HDD searched for the Pete Townsend Special.
 
2003-04-03 11:19:27 AM
Butternuts:

Well, that pic seems to be begging for a photoshop. I will say no more.


Oh, wait, yes I will. I think they should make this league into the WWE of the tennis world. I mean it is the WTT and they've got McEnroe. Perfect start! They just need a story.
 
2003-04-03 11:24:19 AM
I'd still Eastern Bloc that mamma.

/stupid yes. Bit how cool would you be amongst friends and family?
 
2003-04-03 11:37:02 AM
Now come on, Anna is the HOTTEST chick alive and you all know it.....enrique is one lucky son of a &itch....
 
2003-04-03 11:39:10 AM
I don't know, I am pretty sure Ben Maller is a little too close to Men Baller to be a coincidence...
 
2003-04-03 11:45:55 AM
LostAgain: I'd wear her ass-sweat for aftershave.
 
2003-04-03 11:51:26 AM
Finch is like white trash hot. Not to say I wouldn't swing for the fences, but come on, female softball player? The only hotness there is the huge chance of hooking up the threesome with her lesbian teammates, although that is probably not a good thing.
 
2003-04-03 11:51:35 AM
DavesFarkID:

Amen!

 
2003-04-03 11:53:31 AM
And that lucky b@stard andy roddick's dating mandy moore, they should have her and anna play,i'd watch
 
2003-04-03 11:54:30 AM
 
2003-04-03 11:54:34 AM
(less like a 12 year old)

lol

yeah, o.k...
Not sure what schools you live near, but, someone needs to check the water..








 
2003-04-03 11:59:05 AM
Vrax

Was thinking the same thing when i posted it.. ;-)
 
2003-04-03 12:01:05 PM
OOOOH! I met "new hotness" Jennie Finch in the Orlando Airport once. She looked tired and such, but still fine. I'd hit it.
 
2003-04-03 12:19:44 PM
I'd hit like this
I'd hit it like that
I'd hit it with a wiffle ball bat

/beastie
 
2003-04-03 12:21:03 PM
Too bad her racqet isn't a Head.

That would be too much
 
2003-04-03 12:21:36 PM
Ponchothesane
I met Jennie Finch at a church. I said "hi its Jennie Finch I'm Andrew". She was sitting with some U of Az athletes.

I think I really made a good impression no one says hello quite like me.
 
2003-04-03 12:46:42 PM



I'd hit it from a quarter mile away
 
2003-04-03 12:47:21 PM
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Apr/2003436486685012431873.jpg

mmmmm.
 
2003-04-03 12:53:20 PM
 
2003-04-03 12:54:07 PM
I think that means she liked me.
 
2003-04-03 02:00:37 PM
Anna Kournikova was the top player selected in the World Team Tennis draft Wednesday, by the Kansas City Explorers.


I'm not surprised that she was drafted by the "Explorers."

 
2003-04-03 03:09:29 PM
Blech! That ass-sweat/camel-toe picture is nas-tay! I think that was the first unflattering picture I've ever seen of her.
 
2003-04-03 03:19:29 PM
How many times has the team tennis idea been trotted out? It has been done more than spring pro football, with even less sucess, if you can beleive it. Don't tennis promoters have any creativity at all?

Although it won't help, this time they have at least signed one current, famous tennis star (Anna K). Who is hot, both overall and at all relevant bodily areas, despite several insane comments above.
 
2003-04-03 04:03:40 PM
she makes something happen in my pants????
 
2003-04-03 05:39:26 PM
Please, Anna will never compare to Iroda in my eyes and heart.
 
2003-04-04 04:19:04 AM
I have sat next to her at Wing's games. She is without a doubt one of the most beautifull women I have ever seen.
 
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