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Not News: Cat goes missing. News: Cat is found. Fark: 12 years later. Welcome to the Christmas miracle edition of Caturday
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jaynleng
2009-12-24 10:39:44 PM
LOVE IT!!!
jaynleng
2009-12-24 10:41:35 PM
jaynleng
2009-12-24 10:42:41 PM
jaynleng
2009-12-24 10:49:29 PM
jaynleng
2009-12-24 10:51:01 PM
jaynleng
2009-12-24 10:52:11 PM
jaynleng
2009-12-24 10:54:30 PM
jaynleng
2009-12-24 11:00:54 PM
jaynleng
2009-12-24 11:04:25 PM
/minerva
//one of my favorites EVAR!
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-24 11:17:15 PM
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-24 11:19:49 PM
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-24 11:21:22 PM
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-24 11:26:00 PM
Bucky Katt
2009-12-24 11:45:31 PM
a caturday tag? hmm
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-24 11:50:21 PM
Bucky Katt
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a caturday tag? hmm
Cool, huh?
Santa came a little early.
runty little girl
2009-12-25 12:52:42 AM
dodecahedron
2009-12-25 01:14:49 AM
quantum_jellyroll
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Bucky Katt: a caturday tag? hmm
Cool, huh?
Santa came a little early.
I'd always heard that about him.
AutumnSong
2009-12-25 01:24:10 AM
/HL
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 01:24:46 AM
Runty Little Girl:
Merry Christmas and thank you for your service.
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 01:26:36 AM
dodecahedron
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quantum_jellyroll: Bucky Katt: a caturday tag? hmm
Cool, huh?
Santa came a little early.
I'd always heard that about him.
Mrs. Claus has it all over her MySpace page.
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 01:43:39 AM
AutumnSong...
I'm a fool for a squirrel picture. I'm an even bigger fool for a squirrel picture with such an easy cheap laugh attached. Forgive me.
CraicBaby
2009-12-25 01:47:56 AM
Ike (top) and Toes (bottom)
I'll have some Xmas ones tomorrow.
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 01:57:52 AM
AutumnSong - I hope this makes up for my earlier indiscretion...
jaynleng
2009-12-25 02:19:29 AM
Not to be a PITA, but most people know that elves are eaten with BBQ sauce, not tartar.....
jaynleng
2009-12-25 02:30:29 AM
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 02:32:27 AM
jaynleng
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Not to be a PITA, but most people know that elves are eaten with BBQ sauce, not tartar.....
Scandinavian cats eat their elves with tartar sauce on pita bread.
Elves from Antarctica in the
SOUTHERN
hemisphere are the ones you eat with BBQ sauce. It's a southern condiment.
To get the full experience, one should also watch midget racing on the TV.
You get a big bowl of something like Sweet Baby Ray's
and you pinch off the tail and dip that plump little elf right in.
As Andy Griffith used to say "
They sure is tasty!
"
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 02:34:00 AM
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 02:36:30 AM
This one's for CooperDaKat...
jaynleng
2009-12-25 02:37:02 AM
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 02:37:43 AM
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 02:39:29 AM
FBI statistics show bank robberies peak around Christmas...
baka-san
2009-12-25 02:40:45 AM
Merry christmas everybody.
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 02:41:48 AM
Merry Christmas from other members of the Quantum_Jellyroll
©
Studios staff...
jaynleng
2009-12-25 02:44:11 AM
lolcatbible.....
Sheep-doodz n Angels
8 Then there wuz sheep-doods in teh field, an they wuz watchin teh sheep in teh dark. Iz vry vry boring. srsly.9 An suddenly, visible angel! An glory! O noez!!10 But teh angel sed, "DONT AFRAID OF ENYTHING! it r ok, you can has gud news for all teh doodz!11 Todai in da city ov David, you can has sayvur! is Christ da Lord! w00t!12 Iz sign fer u, find da kitteh wrapd like brrito in a big fud dish."13 An suddenly, moar angelz! They sez, 14 "w00t to teh Ceiling Cat! An peace fer doodz he luffs! Kthxbai."
15 An when da angelz go invisible again, sheep-doodz sed, "sweet, nao we find teh brrito-baybee sayvur!"16 So dey left da sheeps (sheeps r vry borng) and found Joe an Mary and da baybee in da fud dish.17 An when dey saw it wuz baybee an not brrito, they told evrywun he wuz kewl,18 An all teh doodz who herd were lyke, "neat-o brrito!"19 An Mary wuz lyke, "o rly?"20 Teh sheep-doodz sed, "Yay fer Ceiling Cat! Was not invisible brrito!"21 On dai noomber ate, it wuz tiem 2 circumcize him (iz laik getting fixd) an they called him Jebus, 'coz teh angel sed tht wuz hiz name.
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 02:48:14 AM
The following is presented as a Public Service Announcement by the
Caturday Alliance for Missing and Exploited Members.
Help us find our friend
Leftteffticle
(new window)
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 02:52:11 AM
jaynleng
2009-12-25 02:53:29 AM
lajimi
2009-12-25 02:54:43 AM
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 02:56:00 AM
Jaynleng!
Jaynleng!
Jaynleng!
Guess what I got for Christmas!!!
An anonymous Farker gave me a one year membership in the "
Font of the Month Club
©
"!!! Is that too cool or what??!!?
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 02:59:15 AM
Hi Lajimi! Merry Christmas to you and Princess Missy!
jaynleng
2009-12-25 02:59:16 AM
quantum_jellyroll
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Guess what I got for Christmas!!!
An anonymous Farker gave me a one year membership in the "Font of the Month Club©"!!! Is that too cool or what??!!?
I R so Impressed! A Font o da month.... U iz so gud to get dat.
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 03:02:35 AM
jaynleng
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quantum_jellyroll: Guess what I got for Christmas!!!
An anonymous Farker gave me a one year membership in the "Font of the Month Club©"!!! Is that too cool or what??!!?
I R so Impressed! A Font o da month.... U iz so gud to get dat.
The first one is a classic one, it's called "Old English". It looks pretty distinguished.
That ought to really dress up my stuff and help me break out of the mold. This is even cooler than finding your name in the phonebook!
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 03:05:01 AM
Hey! Baka-San and Pogo are here too!
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 03:13:09 AM
Voila!
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 03:19:23 AM
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 03:33:39 AM
jaynleng
2009-12-25 03:41:19 AM
quantum_jellyroll
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The first one is a classic one, it's called "Old English". It looks pretty distinguished.
Is that December or January?
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 03:41:27 AM
Doin' the Christmas Happy Dance cause I got a new font!
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 03:42:52 AM
jaynleng
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quantum_jellyroll: The first one is a classic one, it's called "Old English". It looks pretty distinguished.
Is that December or January?
Whichever is the first one in the series.
If they're all as cool as this one, I might sign up for a second year!
quantum_jellyroll
2009-12-25 03:54:07 AM
I need to get off of here for a while to give Santa a chance to do his thing while I'm sleeping.
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