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They found him arrested and tied to a rock?

vossiewulf: the man explained his naked rock adventure by saying 'there were buzzards flying overhead and I wanted to see what they did'.

Ah, yet another of those people who fantasize about being eaten alive by buzzards while naked, tied to a rock near a school. Perfectly understandable, nothing unusual here.

Had his liver grown back yet?

15th June, 2009

I thought that it was getting oddly common for naked guys to be tied to rocks, and then free themselves.

free buttsecks

carmi990: free buttsecks

*beep* *beep*

Someone at Metro is having too much fun with the captions.


/props to the greek mythology references in the thread

Heh, I thought my day was shiatty.

Kyosuke: Had his liver grown back yet?

Came in here to be this clever, but now don't have to. Nicely done!

How weird must it be to know whenever a story needs an image of a naked its your naked butt they're going to use?

FTA:
"there were buzzards flying overhead and I wanted to see what they did'."

lol

This is a picture I didn't need to see.

So that's what they mean by "teasing the buzzards"?

There only one reasonable explanation for his strange behavior: he's married to my ex wife.

Person: How weird must it be to know whenever a story needs an image of a naked its your naked butt they're going to use?

hah! You accidentally a whole naked!

SecretAgentWoman: I (heart) pasty white naked british guys with pimply backs.

How you doin?

FTFA:was arrested, and faces a charge of loitering on school grounds.

Since when is loitering an arrestable offense?

This is what I love about mankind.

Just when I start to wonder if I'm going b*tshiat, some dude plays buzzard bait for kicks and makes me feel all normal again.

/ can't help but wonder if the buzzards spoke with a Liverpool accent.
/ don't GIS on Liverpool unless you REALLY frigging LOVE the color red.

FDFS: Dean Richard Mark

Parents: THIS is why you don't give your children three first names.

Should have been a woman. We'd have an unnecessarily detailed six-page story about her heroic struggle(s) with random unspecified mental illness(es)from her battle with single mommy disease.

His safeword was igneous.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/hitlergnomesEPA_450x300.jpg

Back in 85 there arose such a clatter,
my GF jumped out of bed to see what the matter.
Down in the allay stood a man.
Handcuffed to the bike stand.
They tied me up and peed on me.
Then left me here, again.

\Noting.
\\Doesn't rhyme.

"hard Mark and who claimed to be a freelance writer, was arrested, and faces a charge of loitering on school grounds."

god help him if he had sent a text message to those poor students, he'd have been on the sex offender registry.

//another fine illustration of the hypocrisy - this guy, actually posing a danger, gets off with loitering. no pun intended.

I'm currently naked and tied to a rock, with buzzards circling overhead, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

vossiewulf: the man explained his naked rock adventure by saying 'there were buzzards flying overhead and I wanted to see what they did'.

Ah, yet another of those people who fantasize about being eaten alive by buzzards while naked, tied to a rock near a school. Perfectly understandable, nothing unusual here.

I used to know a guy who wanted to be eaten by a bear. I haven't heard from him lately, though.

Sshhhhh!! Buzzards!

Dallymo: vossiewulf: Kyosuke: vossiewulf: the man explained his naked rock adventure by saying 'there were buzzards flying overhead and I wanted to see what they did'.

Had his liver grown back yet?

Prometheus bows to you, score one for Kyosuke.

/whacks self should have made that connection

NO WHACKING IN THE NAKED THREAD.

But it is the best place in which to whack!

Dallymo: vossiewulf: Kyosuke: vossiewulf: the man explained his naked rock adventure by saying 'there were buzzards flying overhead and I wanted to see what they did'.

Had his liver grown back yet?

Prometheus bows to you, score one for Kyosuke.

/whacks self should have made that connection

NO WHACKING IN THE NAKED THREAD.

still better than the emperor's new clothes..

Somaticasual: "hard Mark and who claimed to be a freelance writer, was arrested, and faces a charge of loitering on school grounds."

god help him if he had sent a text message to those poor students, he'd have been on the sex offender registry.

//another fine illustration of the hypocrisy - this guy, actually posing a danger, gets off with loitering. no pun intended.

Wait... Posing a danger? Naked people are the least dangerous kind, as far as I'm concerned (Can't hide a weapon, vital areas obviously unprotected). I'm more surprised that "Loitering on School Grounds" is a legit charge. I'd have figured something like Indecent Exposure, but whatever. Sure the guy's a nut, but seriously? Loitering?

I thought you were supposed to wind a string around it?

Dan09: Somaticasual: "hard Mark and who claimed to be a freelance writer, was arrested, and faces a charge of loitering on school grounds."

god help him if he had sent a text message to those poor students, he'd have been on the sex offender registry.

//another fine illustration of the hypocrisy - this guy, actually posing a danger, gets off with loitering. no pun intended.

Wait... Posing a danger? Naked people are the least dangerous kind, as far as I'm concerned (Can't hide a weapon, vital areas obviously unprotected). I'm more surprised that "Loitering on School Grounds" is a legit charge. I'd have figured something like Indecent Exposure, but whatever. Sure the guy's a nut, but seriously? Loitering?

THIS, and what's with the "hard Mark" at the start of the quote?

Here's to you, Naked Stock Photography Guy.

When there's a story with a naked butt in it, you're there for us.

Most guys are content to live their lives with their butts covered, but not you.

(naked as a jaybiiird!)

Whenever we need a generic picture of a naked pasty white guy that's still Safe For Work, you never let us down.

(don't show us everythiiiing!)

So here's to you, Naked Stock Photography Guy.

We'd say "Keep it up", but that would be kind of weird.

/real men of genius

...rejected by buzzards?

Wonder what his FARK handle is...

I thought the early bird was supposed to get the worm.

I'm confounded.

Shush they're coming down...

xanadian: Dallymo: vossiewulf: Kyosuke: vossiewulf: the man explained his naked rock adventure by saying 'there were buzzards flying overhead and I wanted to see what they did'.

Had his liver grown back yet?

Prometheus bows to you, score one for Kyosuke.

/whacks self should have made that connection

NO WHACKING IN THE NAKED THREAD.

Too late.

figures

sseye: Here's to you, Naked Stock Photography Guy.

When there's a story with a naked butt in it, you're there for us.

Most guys are content to live their lives with their butts covered, but not you.

(naked as a jaybiiird!)

Whenever we need a generic picture of a naked pasty white guy that's still Safe For Work, you never let us down.

(don't show us everythiiiing!)

So here's to you, Naked Stock Photography Guy.

We'd say "Keep it up", but that would be kind of weird.

/real men of genius

Well, Prometheus was the original "Real Man of Genius".

LittleBlondeJug: They found him arrested and tied to a rock?

But it wasn't a rock, it was a rock lobster.

farkwell: FDFS: Dean Richard Mark

Parents: THIS is why you don't give your children three first names.

This guy should've known better. "Right here, waiting" for buzzards is no excuse. I can almost see lounging around naked on endless summer nights, but to keep coming back to something like that at this time of year? It don't mean nothing other than that this guy is probably a repeat offender.

Wouldn't it be "naked stock photo guy?" This implies that he's naked and taking photos.

pretty funny, many other instances of this funny photo meme on that site GOOGLE SEARCH FOR "naked stock" guy site:metro.co.uk (new window)