Child Protective Services pays dad a visit to look for evidence of child abuse NOT broadcast on national TV.

LOL. My dad would have disowned me. He's lightened up since then.

I was impressed with the single action maneuver Dad performed on hitting his hand and head in a single blow.

Pure win for the kid.

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: If that was MY dad, I'd only be able to count to nine after that.

Your login combined with that comment made me laugh.

Man, now I want some ice cream.

That was "pissed off. Pissed pissed pissed?"

DUMB DUMB DUMB

ESPN had sports on their network? That's a first.

Damn, my dad would have whipped me right there.

at least he wasn't picking his nose like george bush jr. did on ESPN.


ole' george had half his finger up his nose. diggin' for Gold it looked like.

Linux_Yes: at least he wasn't picking his nose like george bush jr. did on ESPN.


ole' george had half his finger up his nose. diggin' for Gold it looked like.

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You would have seen my dad stand up and then a hand come back into frame and yank me out of my seat.

I would never have been heard from again.

/stupid kid

Mentat: My mom would have slapped me across the arena.

Mine would have yelled, slapped then stewed about it. When we got home she would have beat me more then if I cried she would have laid into me even harder because I cried.

I remember the time I was outside and a kid down the street threw a ball of clay that hit me in the eye. I ran into the house, I got the f*ck beat out of me. Went to the doctor....he asked what happened. "He was being stupid".

/she wonders why she sees her granddaughter once per year
//nuts

That wasn't even a proper swat. If anyone things that's a pissed off dad they obviously were raised by a single mother.

/My dad threw a Christmas tree across the living room once.

Gals Panic: That wasn't even a proper swat. If anyone things that's a pissed off dad they obviously were raised by a single mother.

/My dad threw a Christmas tree across the living room once.

lol that would be quite the site to see.

Well, I would've flipped the camera too. I don't want the whole freaking stadium to see me eat.

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Ladies and gentlemen: the President of the United States!

Reading about some of your childhoods explains a lot about Fark. Sheesh.

Considering how the kid looked after the dad laid into him, I'm guessing the severity of this sunk in and he's contemplating what will happen when mom hears about it (or watches it).

So, another future Farker is born.

I think every dad would have done that. My reflex would have been a crop duster, but then he did have an ice cream cone in his mouth.
/Nice move dad.

Linux_Yes: at least he wasn't picking his nose like george bush jr. did on ESPN.


ole' george had half his finger up his nose. diggin' for Gold it looked like.

Wow, trolly troll troll. You answering your own trolls in this thread too, douche?

My dad never took me to a sporting event so I'm giving him the finger right now.

Was confused for a bit. It looked to me like the kid was trying to give the peace sign and not drop his chip.

Dibikad: Was confused for a bit. It looked to me like the kid was trying to give the peace sign and not drop his chip.

what he was trying to do and what he did are two different things tho


/I do agree... that is what it looked like to me as well

Linux_Yes: Linux_Yes: at least he wasn't picking his nose like george bush jr. did on ESPN.


ole' george had half his finger up his nose. diggin' for Gold it looked like.

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Nope! No WMD's there!

Well the kid made a mistake - but judging from the look on his face AFTER, I kinda felt sorry for him.

// Lighten up Dad! And no more beer for you.

These are damm expensive seats sonny, you cant go fingering around down here, in the cheap seats like i said!

Transpogue: Reading about some of your childhoods explains a lot about Fark. Sheesh.

Indeed.