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(retroCrush) Boobies The girls of "Dallas": Victoria Principal, Linda Gray, and Charlene Tilton (safe for work)   ( divider line 59
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2003-04-03 10:37:59 AM  
MMMMmmmmm... Charlene Tilton.... she was short, blonde, nice tight ass, a perky rack and always wore lip gloss......mmmmmmm..... I estimate that between Ms. Tilton, Lindsey Wagner, Jan Smithers, Dawn Wells, Olivia Newton John and Linda Ronstat - a veritable cornacopia of kittens made their way into the light....

BTW - anyone else ever see that Power Puff girls promo on The Cartoon Channel with the monster destroying the cardboard building ala Godzilla? Did you notice the name "Char Lean Hilton" on the building, directly behind a bowling pin and two balls....
2003-04-03 12:03:40 PM  
I'd shoot it like JR Ewing.
2003-04-03 12:04:14 PM  
Charlene Tilton was a pig.

(And I'd post a pic if I was allowed.)
2003-04-03 12:04:24 PM  

God Victoria Principal was hot, in a Jackie-O-but-sultrier way.

2003-04-03 12:04:40 PM  
2003-04-03 12:05:20 PM  
80's make-up. Ick.
2003-04-03 12:05:23 PM  
2003-04-03 12:06:03 PM  
Dang, I thought we were going to see all of Michael Irvin's HO's

2003-04-03 12:06:09 PM  
Dallas? Haha. Ew.

It's like 80s porn stars.. but without the porn! What's the point?

*looks at link*

Well ok, the first two black/white pictures of Victoria Principal were cute.

But still.. in some small way.. Ew.
2003-04-03 12:06:12 PM  
Not enough pop-ups
2003-04-03 12:06:20 PM  
Damn, Victoria Principal is hot. Just saw her on an episode of Just Shoot Me. Still looks fantastic.
2003-04-03 12:06:41 PM  
2003-04-03 12:06:59 PM  
I'd hit it.
I'd hit it.
I'd hit it.
Rinse and repeat.
2003-04-03 12:07:50 PM  
Dammit!! I wanted to see Miss Ellie in a 2 piecer...where's the love, Retro Crush??
2003-04-03 12:08:01 PM  
2003-04-03 12:08:47 PM  
SFW boobies links are like smoking regs.
2003-04-03 12:09:38 PM  
I've seen many short clips of porn movies on the net,
featuring a woman who looks a lot like Victoria Principal.
(the video clips are also named "Victoria Principal")

Was she really a porn actress before she bacame famous?

Thanks for any information!

2003-04-03 12:10:30 PM  
2003-04-03 12:10:58 PM  
2003-04-03 12:11:18 PM  
I'd hit it, shoot it, and be shocked when it reappears in the shower a year later, revealing my hitting it was all a dream.
2003-04-03 12:11:27 PM  
No Deborah Shelton?
2003-04-03 12:14:53 PM  
South Park has Principal Victoria, but she's not so hot.
2003-04-03 12:15:14 PM  
This is the first boobies link in ages, and even it is SFW.
2003-04-03 12:15:18 PM  
Is she doing porn now? Deborah Shelton NSFW

D Shelton NSFW
2003-04-03 12:17:15 PM  

Victoria Principal Today
2003-04-03 12:18:30 PM  
Nevermind, those pictures of Deborah Shelton are old. I was mislead by one of the dates.
2003-04-03 12:19:47 PM  
I pulled off a bunch to Charlene Tilton back in the day.

Good times.....good times.
2003-04-03 12:20:05 PM  
2003-04-03 12:20:47 PM  
The first picture of Charlene Tilton. read the shirt. Most silicone products are made in the USA am I not correct? although hers were or are or might have been real. but probably not anymore..
2003-04-03 12:22:04 PM 20 years old and SFW...

Is Drew turning baptist?
2003-04-03 12:22:28 PM  
From the "where are they now?" file:

2003-04-03 12:24:17 PM  
Good lord that picture of Maggie in the upper left hand corner is distracting
2003-04-03 12:27:00 PM  
04-03-03 12:24:17 PM Punchie
Good lord that picture of Maggie in the upper left hand corner is distracting

I'm sure that with the lack of boobie links of late that picture of Maggie has been keeping the kitten population in check.
2003-04-03 12:27:08 PM  
2003-04-03 12:27:25 PM  
I thought it was gonna reveal that they are every one else!
2003-04-03 12:28:42 PM  

If I want a real Southern Girl, I'd take Daisy Duke. Hell, she had to have been tired of sleeping with Bo and Luke (and sometimes Uncle Jesse) all the time. She could ride my General Lee anyday.

2003-04-03 12:32:41 PM  
Maggie? Eww. That's just disgusting. She's got friggin' udders. And a face like a horse. She's mythological, man. Even Hephaestus wouldn't hit that.
2003-04-03 12:35:23 PM  
Yeah, right! And I'm sure your girlfriend...Morgan Fairchild...yeah that's the so much better!
2003-04-03 12:36:03 PM  
Damn, they be fat!
2003-04-03 12:42:58 PM  
04-03-03 12:32:41 PM Wee
Maggie? Eww. That's just disgusting. She's got friggin' udders. And a face like a horse. She's mythological, man. Even Hephaestus wouldn't hit that.

Of course Hephaestus wouldn't hit it... he's got Aphrodite at home.

/Nerdy response
2003-04-03 12:43:39 PM  
Now you're talking Skinink!
2003-04-03 12:48:41 PM  
Actually, I completely agree with Wee with the exception that I don't know who Hephaestus is, but he sounds like he's got bumps on his johnson...

Maggie's only asset is her freakish boobs. That's it. Some of you boys embarras yourselves over a couple of oversized mammary glands. She's a ƒucking cow.
2003-04-03 12:49:52 PM  
What about the women of the later Dallas years? April, Callie, or Michelle? Sure, the show was no longer at its peak, but we're talking boobies here, not quality television. And if I remember correctly, JR, Bobby, and Cliff all had hot, miniskirt-wearing secretaries, as well.
2003-04-03 01:03:30 PM  
Those pictures made my pants tight.
2003-04-03 01:10:00 PM guys and the SbB girls....
2003-04-03 01:22:58 PM  
2003-04-03 01:24:10 PM  

Of course Hephaestus wouldn't hit it... he's got Aphrodite at home.

Yeah, he also had Aglaea at home at one point too. But that didn't stop Ares from diddling around with Aphrodite.

/Nerdier response :-)
2003-04-03 01:51:20 PM  
Victoria started out in porn. Great vids if you stumble accross one. Full on hard core action.
2003-04-03 02:07:07 PM  
She may me old and busted,but in my mind this is what I see.

2003-04-03 02:51:19 PM  
Charlene Tilton was 4'11" of female hotness that made me a stone cold kitten Assassin! If Toby Keith had been in business in those days, he'd have said "Gotta get me some!"

She's no longer the New Hotness, but she ain't Old an' Busted either.
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