No Shirt, No Shoes, No Salvation

"We are not 'going Catholic'! Three kids is quite enough, thank you."

FriarReb98: What, having Jesus do cameos on Family Guy isn't good enough for them?


Obviously they haven't heard.

FriarReb98: What, having Jesus do cameos on Family Guy isn't good enough for them?

\like both shows

Can't forget South Park. Jesus is regularly practicing shennanigans.

/like all three shows.

Hey, anyone else remember when the show was new and concerned people couldn't stop talking about what a bad influence it was on children, culture, society, and anything else they could think of?

NOTHIN' AT ALL
NOTHIN' AT ALL

CarnySaur: FriarReb98: What, having Jesus do cameos on Family Guy isn't good enough for them?


Obviously they haven't heard.

Heard what?

LowbrowDeluxe: CarnySaur: FriarReb98: What, having Jesus do cameos on Family Guy isn't good enough for them?


Obviously they haven't heard.

Heard what?

DON'T

YOU

DARE

I knew Homer was a drunk and had questionable moral values, but I didn't know he was a pedophile.

Homer: Oh, Lord! Why do You mock me? (looking up at ceiling).

Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's a waffle Bart stuck to the ceiling. (Marge pries the waffle off the ceiling).

Homer: Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but... (munch munch munch) mmmm...sacrelicious.

I'm not really surprised. There was an article back when the show was fairly new where churches were saying the show was a good thing. Mostly cause it showed them actually going to church every Sunday as a family, and deep down has a good model of a family.

At least that's what I recall. No idea where I read it, it was so long ago.

The Vatican proclaims "The Simpsons" tee-diddly-riffic, fine and dandy like sour candy


"Aren't you going to give him the last rites?"

"That's Catholic, Marge. You might as well ask me to do a voodoo dance."

God is my favorite fictional character!

Without Homer I wouldn't know how to laugh? The past ten years of Homer has not made me laugh.

The Simpsons actually taught us that cults are bad and often take our money away so please stay around to the organized religions.

Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.

eddievercetti: STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!

Lol thanks for that, first time I cracked a smile all day.

Hey Flanders heading to church? Well I thought I could save you a little time.

Ooh found a new shortcut?

Better. I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidently proved there's no God.

CarnySaur: FriarReb98: What, having Jesus do cameos on Family Guy isn't good enough for them?


Obviously they haven't heard.

I thought everybody heard.

/brace for impact

historycat: Of course the Church loves the Simposns. This was one of the best advertisements for Catholicism ever!

Link (new window)

Hehehe. I love that clip.

Once they saw Bart's penis, they were sold.

I'm not sure this was a good idea. Someone who disagrees with it might decide to attack the pope

RedThree: CarnySaur: FriarReb98: What, having Jesus do cameos on Family Guy isn't good enough for them?


Obviously they haven't heard.

I thought everybody heard.

/brace for impact

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Well, everybody's talking about the bird
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Surfin' bird
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Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

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F42: Once they saw Bart's penis, they were sold.

Flanders did say we were supposed to thank the Lord for Bart's bountiful penis.