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Usually, by the time the date ends, I prefer to be at least in the process of putting my clothes back on...

Were they at least brand name clothes?

It'd suck to go to jail for taking someone's Wal-Mart sweater. How do you explain that to your cellmate?

On a date? Riiiiight.

Tyrone Biggums: On a date? Riiiiight.

And when they say date they mean "Trick"

s/butt/buck

Tui

"Will I see you again???"

"The police report didn't have any information on whether they made the trip in the nude."

The article writer is likely a Farker, recognizing that this critical piece of information is what the people would really want to know. He's a good Farker/jounalist. If he were a great Farker/journalist he would have included whether the girls that robbed these men were hittable and, if so, how would they have hit them if it hadn't been fake?

If it were me in this situation, standing naked in front of my robbers (including three hot chics), I may try to negotiate:

"Hey, you're already screwing us and we are naked. Can we at least get a blow job or something for all our cash/clothes? How about a hand job? Or you three girls could make out with each other for a bit and we'll just watch . . ."

Four men who thought they were hooking up with women ended up being robbed of everything, including their clothes, Monday night.

At least that's what Billy told his mother when she walked in on the four of them naked.

"Um...We was robbed! Right guys?"

Isn't Christmas great? My mom just gave me some new-ish clothes and an atm card!

cookiefleck: a dating chat line? Wazzat?

Serious? Wow crazy, how the times have changed....

Back before we let any monkey on the interwebs, services called Dating Chat Lines were a way for the tragically lonely to "Hook up" But in this day and age I think they are reserved for those unable to work a computer.

/correction: the term is 'buck naked'

Snarfangel: Try being butt naked on a butting bronco, buttaroo.

Thank you, Snarf. This irritates me also.

Disagrees

/hot

CapitolG: cookiefleck: a dating chat line? Wazzat?

Serious? Wow crazy, how the times have changed....

Back before we let any monkey on the interwebs, services called Dating Chat Lines were a way for the tragically lonely to "Hook up" But in this day and age I think they are reserved for those unable to work a computer.

In Indianapolis, there are dozens of commercials for these every night. I get home from work around midnight, so I catch all of them. They have even expanded into different subcultures in the past year. For example, there are several for straight men and women, then you have vibeline and another one for the black community, at least 3 gay ones (targetting males, one specifically for gay black males), and one other gay one (targetting lesbians). These things must be big money.

I always thought it was buck naked.

Anyway, I chortled when I read this:

The police report didn't have any information on whether they made the trip in the nude.

That's some fine police work, Lou.

You know what really annoys me? Why the fark can't these local news sites put the state that they exist in on their damn page? Like I know where the fark South Bend is. I haven't seen a single site say "shiathole Town, Montana"...no, they just put "shiathole Town Daily" and leave us guessing where the fark in the world they are located. It also doesn't help when there are 10 different "shiathole Towns" in the country.

/rant off
//Merry Christmas, assholes

mason4300: You know what really annoys me? Why the fark can't these local news sites put the state that they exist in on their damn page? Like I know where the fark South Bend is. I haven't seen a single site say "shiathole Town, Montana"...no, they just put "shiathole Town Daily" and leave us guessing where the fark in the world they are located. It also doesn't help when there are 10 different "shiathole Towns" in the country.

/rant off
//Merry Christmas, assholes

Do you know how I know that you don't watch any football?

This story has nothing to do with people getting buck nakey, but one time my buddy (was kinda a chotch) and his chotchy friends had a b-day party and ordered like 3 or 4 strippers. They called this dicey number you'd find in some seedy local mag. The strippers came to their house as scheduled, but one of them said they needed the money up front, then told them they had to go back to the van to get some stuff. I'm not sure what, but I know better at this point. What happened? They drove off with like $300. I laughed at him for weeks about this. And I wasn't there too. yeesh.
/neva trust a biatch.

Pechorin: CapitolG: cookiefleck: a dating chat line? Wazzat?

Serious? Wow crazy, how the times have changed....

Back before we let any monkey on the interwebs, services called Dating Chat Lines were a way for the tragically lonely to "Hook up" But in this day and age I think they are reserved for those unable to work a computer.

In Indianapolis, there are dozens of commercials for these every night. I get home from work around midnight, so I catch all of them. They have even expanded into different subcultures in the past year. For example, there are several for straight men and women, then you have vibeline and another one for the black community, at least 3 gay ones (targetting males, one specifically for gay black males), and one other gay one (targetting lesbians). These things must be big money.

OK that is creepy, maybe they are just looking to Redo the whole 1990's money making scheme, but back when I woked as a psychic friend they told us we were out jobs because the internet made our "Services" obsolete.

I just did a little checking, It seems they have had a major resurgance, but unlike in the 90's they seem to be targeting only larger cities rather than tring to blanket the US.

mason4300: You know what really annoys me? Why the fark can't these local news sites put the state that they exist in on their damn page? Like I know where the fark South Bend is. I haven't seen a single site say "shiathole Town, Montana"...no, they just put "shiathole Town Daily" and leave us guessing where the fark in the world they are located. It also doesn't help when there are 10 different "shiathole Towns" in the country.

/rant off
//Merry Christmas, assholes

Because it is hard to find the "Contact" link on the page and find the state?

Sheesh

Whut?

http://www.thenewstribune.com/updates/story/1005211.html

CapitolG: mason4300: You know what really annoys me? Why the fark can't these local news sites put the state that they exist in on their damn page? Like I know where the fark South Bend is. I haven't seen a single site say "shiathole Town, Montana"...no, they just put "shiathole Town Daily" and leave us guessing where the fark in the world they are located. It also doesn't help when there are 10 different "shiathole Towns" in the country.

/rant off
//Merry Christmas, assholes

Because it is hard to find the "Contact" link on the page and find the state?

Sheeshiat's in Indiana. North Central Indiana, right by Michigan.

/from Northwest Indiana

MONSTERTRUCK: Whut?

Yeah, bear gallbladders are huge. Mix them in with some nice shark's teeth and a couple elephant's tusk and you've got yourself a nice wrinkle cream with a couple felonies as a bonus, which is nice.

Tui

Thank you, exactly what I came for.

Panty Sniffer: Do you know how I know that you don't watch any football?

Because I'm not obsessed with knowing useless facts like the hometown of every football team from every league in existence, like some sad people are?

CapitolG: mason4300: You know what really annoys me? Why the fark can't these local news sites put the state that they exist in on their damn page? Like I know where the fark South Bend is. I haven't seen a single site say "shiathole Town, Montana"...no, they just put "shiathole Town Daily" and leave us guessing where the fark in the world they are located. It also doesn't help when there are 10 different "shiathole Towns" in the country.

/rant off
//Merry Christmas, assholes

Because it is hard to find the "Contact" link on the page and find the state?

Sheesh

Here is the problem:

SOUTH BEND - Four men who thought they were...

Whatever happened to putting SOUTH BEND, IN - Four men who thought they were...?

mason4300: Whatever happened to putting SOUTH BEND, IN - Four men who thought they were...?

I am with you it is lame, but not like it is hard to find out what South Bend it is, maybe I have just been farking too long.

cookiefleck: That's funny...You being a psychic friend. I bet you have stories...

Best Job Ever, sure it had no chance of advancement, and working their was never going to help you get your "Next" job, but the money was just too good to turn down, that and Most of us Knew it would not last, so we needed to get on it ASAP.
Someday I plan on writing a book, not a good one, but a book none the less.

There's robbery, and then there's just being a dick. What are they going to do with the dudes' clothes? It's not like there's a lot of money to be had in used men's underwear.

CapitolG: mason4300: Whatever happened to putting SOUTH BEND, IN - Four men who thought they were...?

I am with you it is lame, but not like it is hard to find out what South Bend it is, maybe I have just been farking too long.

No, you're right. It's not that hard, I just felt a sudden urge to be a bitter asshole. Guess it's from reading all those articles on Fark and not knowing whether the buttrapist in the story is in the Happyville 10 miles from where I live, or on the other side of the planet.

Except for the gunplay and robbing part, "Bwahahahahahahahahaha!"

Man, that takes me back. In the long, long ago, I had a couple of wild step-cousins (my step-mom's nieces) who were not totally unattractive. A group of us were riding our bikes around the trailer park when one of the girls offered to show us hers if we showed her ours. I thought about it for a bit. It's not like we were really related and she was okay looking. Then I saw her brother giving me the international "It's a trap!" signal waving his arms and shaking his head vigorously. Well, Big Jason (we called him that because he was older than the other Jason) didn't heed the warning. The two of them headed off to an old greenhouse in the field out back to do the deed. I went to her brother and demanded an explanation. "Why am I not seeing titty right now?" He told me he'd heard his sisters plotting the night before. The plan was to get a bunch of boys to take their clothes off, then they'd grab the clothes and run.

Sure enough, a few minutes later, his sister came running around the corner in her underwear with an armload of clothes. She ran inside and locked the door. We looked for Big Jason in hot pursuit but he wasn't there. We figured he went home to get some clothes. About an hour later, it dawned on us that we hadn't seen him so we went looking. Found him hiding in some bushes, naked. He was afraid to try to sneak into his trailer to get more clothes because he'd get a beating if either of his parents saw him walk in naked. So we gave him a t-shirt and some underwear so he could run home and maybe not get caught. Hey, we weren't the dumbasses who got scammed out of our clothes so why should one of us give up our pants? He'd just have to make do and hope people thought he was wearing shorts.

He made it home and got some clothes and a good laugh was had by all.

cookiefleck: I needed man on man love to brighten my holiday spirit. Thanks!

Me too, lunch was sitting pretty heavy untill I got that far, now the load has been lightened..
While I am super scared of the awnser, I have to ask, do you realy find that attractive? like in the same way some dudes go nuts over watching two women?

metametameta: There's robbery, and then there's just being a dick. What are they going to do with the dudes' clothes? It's not like there's a lot of money to be had in used men's underwear.

Maybe it was to buy time while they went home naked, ya know, so their would be a delay calling the cops, or the hope that somebody would be so embarrased they would not report the crime

or they were fibbing....

jtown: ailer to get more clothes because he'd get a beating if either of his parents saw him walk in naked. So we gave him a t-shirt and some underwear so he could run home and maybe not get caught. Hey, we weren't the dumbasses who got scammed out of our clothes so why should one of us give up our pants? He'd just have to make do and hope people thought he was wearing shorts.

So one of you took off their own underwear and gave it to him to put on? Or you went into the house, and instead of getting him a pair of sweats or something you got him just a pair of underwear? Either way, prettty, preettty, pritttty gay.

CapitolG: cookiefleck: I needed man on man love to brighten my holiday spirit. Thanks!

Me too, lunch was sitting pretty heavy untill I got that far, now the load has been lightened..
While I am super scared of the awnser, I have to ask, do you realy find that attractive? like in the same way some dudes go nuts over watching two women?

LOL. Oh yeah. It's pretty much the same thing, only gender flipped. And usually in written form rather than pictures. And often it involves their favorite tv characters. You've never met fear until you've been faced with an entire auditorium filled with slash fangirls.

they sound fat.......and stupid.

metametameta: LOL. Oh yeah. It's pretty much the same thing, only gender flipped. And usually in written form rather than pictures. And often it involves their favorite tv characters. You've never met fear until you've been faced with an entire auditorium filled with slash fangirls.

Yikes, and I just noticed, An other PDX area Farker ! whooo

cookiefleck: Like being a girl watching two dudes goin at it, turning me on?Not really, i usually just find it funny. Im okay w/ watching chicks make out, but guys are just guys..All clumsy and forcful at once.

Now that was the awnser I wanted to get, Thanks!

jtown: Man, that takes me back. (Sweet story)

Trailer park, sneaky skanks, semi-incest, naked goober in the bushes, parents who beat their kids, and Big Jasons' tighty whiteys.

For some reason, my mental image of this transgression includes the sneaky skanks actually getting naked.

Bravo, sir. Bra-vo.
/are you the real life Gummo?

cookiefleck: Like being a girl watching two dudes goin at it, turning me on?Not really, i usually just find it funny. Im okay w/ watching chicks make out, but guys are just guys..All clumsy and forcful at once.

Depends on the porno. I guess I don't find guys any more clumsy than girls, but watching girl on girl tends to make me think "you know, that wouldn't actually feel good" whereas watching dude on dude I take at face value that whatever the heck they are doing is worth the moans. Not that I watch a lot of porno or anything.

Last night. Thinkin' 'bout last night.
Last night. Thinkin' 'bout last night.