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(Daily Mail)   Britain's shortest thug slapped with court order to obey the law after drunkenly terrorizing neighbors, who say the 3'9" yob has a short fuse (pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 98
    More: Amusing, Chorley Magistrates, anti-social behaviour, local community, Sgt Kevin Mountain, Lancashire Constabulary  
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2009-12-24 12:58:43 PM
YOB? Does he drive a Segway?
 
wee [TotalFark]
2009-12-24 01:15:40 PM
Looks like more of a chav than a yob.
 
2009-12-24 01:23:57 PM
www.mojoimage.com


Good lord, it's Linda Hunt's evil twin!
 
2009-12-24 01:28:59 PM
I heard that if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.
 
2009-12-24 01:36:42 PM
At the D.A.'s office....

This has gone too far. I think this time we should throw the book at him. Wait, on second thought, I think we'd have more fun if we threw him at the book.
 
2009-12-24 01:37:39 PM
He should get a role on Jackass.
 
2009-12-24 01:38:08 PM
GET THAT MAN A TV SHOW!

- MTV executive
 
2009-12-24 01:40:48 PM
At 3'9" wouldn't he just be an ob?
 
2009-12-24 01:40:59 PM
wee: Looks like more of a chav than a yob.

I thought those were the same thing. Aren't they both British wiggers?
 
2009-12-24 01:42:12 PM
He must have a very small penis. I would be angry too. Luckily I have a nice big one so I'm relaxed lol ;)
 
2009-12-24 01:42:37 PM
Can't really blame him for being drunk, it probably takes about a thimble full of whiskey.
 
2009-12-24 01:43:13 PM
We'll see a lot of angry elves this year due to Santa's cutbacks.
 
2009-12-24 01:43:28 PM
Slapping yobs with asbos sounds kinky...
 
2009-12-24 01:43:36 PM
Neighbours reported the sound of glass smashing, and although police officers didn't find any fresh damage, Wilkinson was arrested on suspicion of breaching the order.

Kid sounds like an ass, but that's farked up.
 
2009-12-24 01:44:27 PM
Doctor Funkenstein: I heard that if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.

I lol'd
 
2009-12-24 01:44:44 PM
Today's Headlines

# Big Freeze death toll rises as police warn drivers: Postpone your Christmas to save lives
# Police make a hasty escape after 100 teenagers surround patrol car in snowball attack
# Man stabbed to death 'after snowball fight'
# Man beaten and left for dead on doorstep after yobs launch snowball attack on his house


Those Brits don't seem to handle snowstorms very well. and this fellow--well, he could have been lost in a drift. That's going to make anyone testy.
 
2009-12-24 01:47:16 PM
Ninetynine: Doctor Funkenstein: I heard that if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.

I lol'd


not true.
 
2009-12-24 01:48:14 PM
BesiktasBoy83: Ninetynine: Doctor Funkenstein: I heard that if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.

I lol'd

not true.


So you're still your normal size?
 
2009-12-24 01:49:19 PM
blogs.seattleweekly.com

What a short thug may look like....

/damn it feels good to be a gangsta
 
2009-12-24 01:50:48 PM
Living proof that Rocky Graziano had buttsecks with a Keebler elf.
 
2009-12-24 01:51:26 PM
BesiktasBoy83: Ninetynine: Doctor Funkenstein: I heard that if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.

I lol'd

not true.


There's only one way to find out. Now, which one of you is going to step up to the plate and take one for the team? It's in the name of science.
 
2009-12-24 01:51:26 PM
fritopendejo: What a short thug may look like....

/damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Bushwick Bill
/God damn I am old
 
2009-12-24 01:52:01 PM
Dr.Zom: BesiktasBoy83: Ninetynine: Doctor Funkenstein: I heard that if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.

I lol'd

not true.

So you're still your normal size?


LOL. I could probably take 3-4 if they were just using hands/feet. You could just BANG one punch on them all. They wouldnt get close.
 
2009-12-24 01:52:29 PM
FTA:
Magistrates in Chorley, Lancashire, heard yesterday how he blighted his local community by abusing and threatening locals after booze binges, damaging property, attacking neighbours' houses and climbing on rooftops.


msp153.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-24 01:53:13 PM
Well, obeying the law all the time is a tall order to fill.
 
2009-12-24 01:53:27 PM
It would be like 5 level 55's taking on a lvl 70. They might win but they're going to get hurt in the process. One on one? No way.
 
2009-12-24 01:53:40 PM
I'd be a lot more afraid of Cate Blanchett's dress (shown in the sidebar of TFA) than I would of any midget madman...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2009-12-24 01:55:14 PM
Police were called in to deal with the pint sized teenager after he rampaged through gardens hurling eggs and stones at locals.

I read that as lolcats. :)
 
2009-12-24 01:56:29 PM
BesiktasBoy83: LOL. I could probably take 3-4 if they were just using hands/feet. You could just BANG one punch on them all. They wouldnt get close.

But if they get in a good one and knock you down, it'll be a hail storm of walnut sized knuckles, raining down upon your dome. Or they could join together to form some sort of twisted midget-Voltron and all of the sudden, it's nothing but fists and elbows coming from every direction. Things could go bad fast. Don't underestimate midgets. They have eery powers.
 
2009-12-24 01:56:57 PM
Why wouldn't you just punt the little farker into a lake.
 
2009-12-24 01:57:35 PM
Britain's tiniest yob has been slapped with an Asbo

I hardly know where to begin.
 
2009-12-24 01:57:46 PM
CaesarSneezy: wee: Looks like more of a chav than a yob.

I thought those were the same thing. Aren't they both British wiggers?


No.

A chav is foul-mouthed ill-mannered white trash.

A yob is a shaved-head soccer hooligan prone to violence.
 
2009-12-24 01:57:51 PM
Helena Handbasket: I'd be a lot more afraid of Cate Blanchett's dress (shown in the sidebar of TFA) than I would of any midget madman...

i thought we buried that crochet blanket with grandma.
 
2009-12-24 01:58:36 PM
BesiktasBoy83: Ninetynine: Doctor Funkenstein: I heard that if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.

I lol'd

not true.


I thought he was contesting that you laughed aloud.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2009-12-24 02:00:06 PM
Helena Handbasket: I'd be a lot more afraid of Cate Blanchett's dress (shown in the sidebar of TFA) than I would of any midget madman...

I agree. She should remove it.
 
2009-12-24 02:02:35 PM
God, Cate was so hot in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I just want her to spank me with the flat side of her sword while questioning my manhood in a thick Ukrainian accent.
 
2009-12-24 02:02:55 PM
wee: Helena Handbasket: I'd be a lot more afraid of Cate Blanchett's dress (shown in the sidebar of TFA) than I would of any midget madman...

I agree. She should remove it.


...and kill it with fire. It's the only way to be sure.
 
2009-12-24 02:02:55 PM
The boffins at Chipzilla, Vole, and DAMMIT needs to study these yobs being slapped with asbos.
/TOO much of the register and the INQUIRER
 
2009-12-24 02:06:00 PM
The smaller the dog, the more aggressive they are. *shrug*
 
2009-12-24 02:06:38 PM
www.surlyrobot.com

disapproves of midget thugs
 
2009-12-24 02:07:21 PM
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome much?
 
2009-12-24 02:11:43 PM
www.hputx.edu

Unimpressed.
 
2009-12-24 02:18:08 PM
FTFA:...causing damage to property, climbing on roofs, throwing objects and being found drunk...

So the obvious question: what's his Fark handle?

/carnies
//small hands, smell like cabbage
 
2009-12-24 02:19:16 PM
Doctor Funkenstein: I heard that if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.

Only if they bite you...
 
2009-12-24 02:29:54 PM
If you hit a midget over the head with a stick, he turns into forty gold coins.
 
2009-12-24 02:31:47 PM
A mini yob? Just toss him in the refuse bin.
 
2009-12-24 02:33:02 PM
AfroX: If you hit a midget over the head with a stick, he turns into forty gold coins.

www.usagold.com

I'd whack a midget for 40 of these...
 
2009-12-24 02:33:40 PM
Liam Wilkinson might stand just 3ft 9in tall - the height of the average six-year-old - but his behaviour has infuriated neighbours, who are sick of the 19-year-old's drunken rampages.
Actually, he does look like he's six.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2009-12-24 02:34:53 PM
Helena Handbasket: ...and kill it with fire. It's the only way to be sure.

Cate Blanchett is beyond hot. Like, fist of god style.
 
2009-12-24 02:39:34 PM
Helena Handbasket Quote 2009-12-24 02:02:55 PM
wee: Helena Handbasket: I'd be a lot more afraid of Cate Blanchett's dress (shown in the sidebar of TFA) than I would of any midget madman...

I agree. She should remove it.

...and kill it with fire. It's the only way to be sure.


The folks at a local nursing home make those potholder thingies in therapy.
 
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