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(Fond du Lac Reporter)   Boom Humbug   (fdlreporter.com) divider line 24
    More: Fail, roadside bombs, Robert A. Rigsby, Christmas, Michael A. Jansen, Two Sheboygan, Jonathan Lerch, explosives  
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2009-12-24 09:23:31 AM  
Very nice HL... would lol again
 
2009-12-24 09:57:34 AM  
See folks. You have rednecks in the north, too.
 
2009-12-24 10:02:37 AM  
Kroc style, Boom like that.
 
2009-12-24 10:05:10 AM  
If we stick these guys in the back of a cement truck, it will be easy to clean-up!

/ wut-a-boom!
 
2009-12-24 10:06:43 AM  
FTA: Jansen also is charged with misdemeanor counts of bail jumping and damage to property. Rigsby is charged with felony bail jumping and misdemeanor damage to property. Jansen has a pending charge of misdemeanor sex with a child 16 or older, and Rigsby has a pending charge of felony car theft.

It's not like these guys were a bunch of winners to begin with.
 
2009-12-24 10:08:56 AM  

Two Sheboygan men were charged Wednesday with multiple felonies for possessing improvised explosives similar to one that blew up in a friend's hand early Tuesday morning.


Slow learners, eh?
 
2009-12-24 10:09:10 AM  
Walk it off, pussy!
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2009-12-24 10:14:51 AM  
frontburner.dmagazine.com

Approves.
 
2009-12-24 10:15:13 AM  
He described the explosive as a metal tube packed with gunpowder and fitted with a short fuse.

And this description gave him no pause.
 
2009-12-24 10:21:27 AM  
...were trying to blow up Christmas decorations when a charge exploded in Lerch's hand. Police described the injury as "catastrophic."

Well, there goes his career as a hand model.
 
2009-12-24 10:29:48 AM  
copy and paste:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZxX3-rJoNI
 
2009-12-24 10:30:46 AM  
Sybarite: He described the explosive as a metal tube packed with gunpowder and fitted with a short fuse.

And this description gave him no pause.


So you're saying he was a cat?
 
2009-12-24 10:34:34 AM  
Big bada boom!

/that is all
//better not be obscure
 
2009-12-24 10:39:41 AM  
Two Sheboygan men were charged Wednesday with multiple felonies for possessing improvised explosives similar to one that blew up in a friend's hand early Tuesday morning.

Yeah, they were similar. Except these had longer fuses


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2009-12-24 10:46:27 AM  
No "Boom, Humbug!" animated GIFs?
 
2009-12-24 10:49:01 AM  
This is your Weird Ass Sheboygan County Story of the Day®.
 
2009-12-24 11:23:47 AM  
Still no Sheboygan tag?
 
2009-12-24 12:39:21 PM  
They should have stayed home and just admitted their mutual love for each other instead.
 
2009-12-24 01:16:52 PM  
Sybarite: He described the explosive as a metal tube packed with gunpowder and fitted with a short fuse.

And this description gave him no pause paws.


Much better...
 
2009-12-24 01:22:35 PM  
img697.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-24 02:15:29 PM  
Police described the injury as "catastrophic."

The homeowner described the injury as "karmic".

Police have said Lerch is expected to face charges in the case as well.

www.toplessrobot.com

When asked to comment, Lerch said, "Annngggggghhhh"

Regards,

Joe
 
2009-12-24 02:25:01 PM  
Story takes place in Sheboygan, newspaper is from Fond du Lac

\Two weirdest cities in the state of Wisconsin.
\\Lives in Neenah, WI.
 
2009-12-24 04:18:00 PM  
I guess Lerch won't be masturbating with that hand for a while.
 
2009-12-24 07:01:07 PM  
Hide your chickens: copy and paste:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZxX3-rJoNI


No. Learn how to link.
 
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