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2003-04-03 08:19:39 AM  
? Obviously the submiiter has never seen:

 
2003-04-03 09:45:54 AM  
Sounds like that play "Accidental Death Of An Anarchist"
Anyone else ever see that?
 
2003-04-03 09:45:58 AM  
I hope someone flushed it beforehand. Drowning in babyruths would be somehow even WORSE.
 
2003-04-03 09:46:01 AM  
Look at me :D
 
2003-04-03 09:47:12 AM  
"You shmuch...did you really think i would kill myself.....kill myself?"
 
2003-04-03 09:47:21 AM  
um, is it even possible to drown yourself in a toilet?
 
2003-04-03 09:47:43 AM  
uh huh. yeah sure. What hanging was too clean for him??
/runs off to put this at the top of the "ways I do NOT want to die list.
 
2003-04-03 09:47:47 AM  
Confucious say: "Man who walk through door sideways going to Bangkok"
 
2003-04-03 09:48:51 AM  
Death by swirly
 
2003-04-03 09:48:54 AM  
"Honest officer, he just ran into my fist".
 
2003-04-03 09:49:02 AM  
um, is it even possible to drown yourself in a toilet?

From the bizarre things you learn as a parent file:
You can drown in less than 2" of water.
 
2003-04-03 09:50:08 AM  
Some
Prisoners
Are
Morons
 
2003-04-03 09:50:37 AM  
You have to be pretty determined, but yeah, it can be done. Most lockups in the US have toilets designed to make it more difficult. "They took out the toilet seat so I wouldn't hit my head on it and drown"
 
2003-04-03 09:51:06 AM  
I guess anything's possible - though i hope this is investigated thoroughly.


I remember seeing a TV show years ago. Might have been Ripley's Believe It Or Not or something similar. They talked about a prisoner who figured out that some chemical used in the ink on playing cards was volatile. He wound up using it to make a homemade bomb to kill himself.

Anyone remember that one?
 
2003-04-03 09:51:28 AM  
maybe they need these
suicide proof loos
 
2003-04-03 09:51:31 AM  
Q: How many corrections officers does it take to push an inmate down a flight of stairs?

A: None. He fell.
 
2003-04-03 09:51:50 AM  
there had to be an al-turd-ative motive
 
2003-04-03 09:54:01 AM  
Drowning in a toilet... what a way to go...
 
2003-04-03 09:54:21 AM  
1) Rrriiiggghhhtttt (Dr. Evil)
2) Has anybody seen the state of toilets in Thailand> No farking way you'd willingly put your head anywhere near them.
 
2003-04-03 09:55:11 AM  
Sewer-cide.
 
2003-04-03 09:55:21 AM  
um, is it even possible to drown yourself in a toilet?

From the bizarre things you learn as a parent file:
You can drown in less than 2" of water.
----------
but can one do this sober?
 
2003-04-03 09:56:09 AM  
Same way Oswald jumped into Ruby's bullet.

Suicide, I tells ya.
 
2003-04-03 09:56:31 AM  
The Tidy Bowl man is being held for questioning.
 
2003-04-03 09:57:41 AM  
From the bizarre things you learn as a parent file:
You can drown in less than 2" of water.
----------
but can one do this sober?


I advise people to never try parenting sober.
 
2003-04-03 09:57:55 AM  
I'd say his buddy Bubba was just using it to hold him still....
 
2003-04-03 09:59:19 AM  
Maybe it was one of those squat-toilets, and he removed the cover, and just dove on in there ... whatever there was down in there ...

Then again, maybe not.
 
2003-04-03 09:59:59 AM  
I knew a fella named Clyde
Who fell down a sewer and died
He had a brother who fell down another
They were interred side by side.

/in turd
 
2003-04-03 10:00:06 AM  
CubMistress:
Friends Obie was.
 
2003-04-03 10:00:26 AM  
JackHandy "Swirlycide" was the first word that "plopped" into my "head."
 
2003-04-03 10:01:20 AM  
 
2003-04-03 10:01:23 AM  
Or maybe he was just a wee man, and got flushed :)
 
2003-04-03 10:03:59 AM  
Where's the money Lebowski. Where's the farkin money shiat head.
 
2003-04-03 10:06:37 AM  
I think that would take alot of discipline.
 
2003-04-03 10:06:50 AM  
"The police said it was an accident. He'd come home late one
night and fell down an elevator shaft...onto some bullets."
 
2003-04-03 10:06:57 AM  
lol, Forsythe! Good job!
 
2003-04-03 10:10:03 AM  
Very cute Forsythe P. Jones
 
2003-04-03 10:10:05 AM  
TheAnusThatAteManhattan

Snopes says it's true.
 
2003-04-03 10:13:11 AM  
TheAnusThatAteManhattan :
"I guess anything's possible - though i hope this is investigated thoroughly."


Read the article and I think you will lose some hope that the police will investigate this one or the other 1,500. Its a farkin drug killing field.
 
2003-04-03 10:18:44 AM  
Irockalot: He had a pipe in his pants. Great movie.

TronAtWork: I'm sure it's down there, let me take another look...
 
2003-04-03 10:19:27 AM  
Come to think of it, so do I.
 
2003-04-03 10:19:38 AM  
Man, what is up with those Asians and meth? They don't seem too fond of the cheeba, but they sure do cook a mean batch of amphetamines.
 
2003-04-03 10:23:00 AM  
BobbyJoeBurns - Yeah ya got me. I just skimmed it first time and missed that it was from Thailand. So much for "due process", eh?

Cheezalot - Cool man! Thanks for the link. I should've checked snopes a long time ago for that one.
 
2003-04-03 10:24:26 AM  
SWIRLY
 
2003-04-03 10:26:37 AM  
man who stands on toilet
high on pot
 
2003-04-03 10:28:53 AM  
TronatWork

What is this?

Obviously you are not a golpher.
 
2003-04-03 10:29:45 AM  
golpher? jebus im tired....
almost near the end of my shift, must hold on.
 
2003-04-03 10:31:18 AM  
That prison's reputation just got flushed.
 
2003-04-03 10:32:42 AM  
Anus-

I saw the episode of the old ripleys that you mentioned. The red dye used on the old playing cards was explosive. The guy soaked them in water and made a pipe bomb.

Cool shiat.
 
2003-04-03 10:33:49 AM  
Hehe.Thanks,guys. Not mine,but they said "swirly",that's the first thing I thought of. ;)
 
2003-04-03 10:35:19 AM  
There once was a man undeterred
Determined to fly like a bird
He crashed in the loo
Got mistaken for poo
And got swirled away like a turd.

(Thank you. Thank you very much. I'll be here all week!)
 
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