Stone Cold Creamery is in a rough neighborhood, y'all.

But we're missing the important info....

What flavor was the ice cream?

Damn-it, Mom! Not again.

Biatch needs to get off my ice cream.

Ah, love.

What do you tell a woman who spills your ice cream?

You don't, you punch her and hold her head under water in a roadside ditch!

/too soon?

Donkey punched over some Dreyers

Wow, what an inspirational role model for those kids.

Most importantly, is the van OK?

Evans is charged with attempted murder

The article would be funnier had she been successful.

ten bucks says both of them have cankles and front butts

Beauxnick: ten bucks says both of them have cankles and front butts

And smell like soup.

Beauxnick: ten bucks says both of them have cankles and front butts

I lolololol'd

i would like to see the mugshot.

I predict: Trailer parkish looks, running mascara, frizzy hair.

Tattoos of her children's names, probably surrounded by flowers. One name will rhyme with "Kayden" but be spelled in some silly fashion. The other name will be a hyphenated first name ("Ashley-Grace") A tramp stamp is also highly probable.

As for the sluts. I say either white trash sluts or ghetto queens.

Anybody find a pic?

"One name will rhyme with "Kayden" but be spelled in some silly fashion"

Like Raiden?

/Actually knows someone who named their kid Jayden. Funniest kid in the world.

b*l*a*c*k*s ?

Seriously dissapointed. Still a good mugshot though.

http://tinypic.com/r/20svkh0/6

(SFW)

In a ditch, no one can hear you scream (for ice cream).

biatch had it comin'.

Savage Bacon: In a ditch, no one can hear you scream (for ice cream).

+1

Savage Bacon: In a ditch, no one can hear you scream (for ice cream).

I scream, you scream, she punches. We all scream for ice cream.

If it was Blue Bell ice cream, I can understand.

Who is watching little Jamal, Latashia, and La-a while their mommy is in lockup? One of the baby daddys?

From her Myspace:



http://www.myspace.com/319865718

skantea: From her Myspace:



http://www.myspace.com/319865718

I guess this is in the "sullied" van?
somewhat hitable...two drink minimum