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(Contact Music) Dumbass Gerard Depardrunkenlysmashescars   (contactmusic.com) divider line 13
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T.M.S.
2009-12-24 08:50:18 AM
No way that Hollywood powerhouse will ever see a day in jail.

He was the star of Green Card for Christsake.
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2009-12-24 09:15:00 AM
Sacre depardieu!
 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark]
2009-12-24 11:14:57 AM
Is he having sex with dozens of marginally attractive hooters girls, cocktail waitresses and D-list porn stars?
 
schattenteufel [TotalFark]
2009-12-24 11:53:27 AM
I don't think he can even be arrested. I heard he was constructed from parts of corpses, by the French Government, in order to infiltrate Hollywood.
 
jonbasini
2009-12-24 12:03:32 PM
WOW, THe dude was living in a Pariessienne? My brother in LAw had one of those, shiatty car. At least my brother in law rented a house.

G O O M B A H
 
XMark
2009-12-24 12:37:33 PM
Did he find a stranger in the alps?
 
unfarkingbelievable
2009-12-24 12:53:23 PM
Why do I find this man to be very sexy? I also have a huge crush on Ian McShane.

I'm wondering if there's something wrong with me. Oh well.
 
DansLaLuna
2009-12-24 01:04:48 PM
Did someone say Gerard?
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Merry Christmas
 
radioman_
2009-12-24 01:53:12 PM
Best three-word description I ever read of Depardieu:
doughy French actor
 
Reverend_Gladstone
2009-12-24 02:55:17 PM
Bogus.
 
StormDawg
2009-12-25 10:39:56 AM
That's a pretty horrible headline.
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2009-12-25 11:09:39 AM
StormDawg: That's a pretty horrible headline.

Thanks!
 
StormDawg
2009-12-25 08:04:51 PM
The English Major: StormDawg: That's a pretty horrible headline.

Thanks!

Hey, no problem. I'm an English major too, so I'm qualified to issue declarations like that.
 
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