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(Chron)   Woman who cried at sight of Krystal's restaurant named to Hall Of Fame; "You know you're a redneck when your sister's picture is on a Krystal's burger box"   (chron.com) divider line 88
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2009-12-23 11:19:10 PM
TTIUWOP
 
2009-12-24 02:14:12 AM
haemaker: TTIUWOP

No, I'm very confident the thread is just fine the way it is.
 
2009-12-24 05:54:39 AM
Is it just me, or does "Sims-Quinty" sound like another word for lady-bits?
 
2009-12-24 05:55:48 AM
We make the 30-mile round trip a few times a month to eat Krystal's," Sims-Quinty said.

Wow, a whole 30 miles! I wonder if they have to stop for the night to break up the trip?
 
2009-12-24 05:58:24 AM
Now I have a new goal in life as an AW.
 
2009-12-24 06:00:07 AM
rcain: haemaker: TTIUWOP

No, I'm very confident the thread is just fine the way it is.


You have a 50/50 chance between a hot tex-mex woman, or a fat and ugly redneck woman.

If you drive 30 miles for a burger, it's probably the latter.
 
2009-12-24 06:05:12 AM
Friends and I like to go there once a week. It's our special night, we call it "Krystal's Night".
 
2009-12-24 06:06:53 AM
30 miles ROUND TRIP?!?! That's like almost 15 miles one way! Pack the Igloo with some BIG K!
 
2009-12-24 06:07:57 AM
So wow. Um. This is what Ken Hoffman has always written about- nostalgia crap.

That being said- the point of putting this on Fark was???
 
2009-12-24 06:08:50 AM
Porous Horace: Friends and I like to go there once a week. It's our special night, we call it "Krystal's Night".

While you and your friends are doing that, my friends and I are having our own special night with your girlfriend Krystal. XD
 
2009-12-24 06:10:40 AM
kinshane: Is it just me, or does "Sims-Quinty" sound like another word for lady-bits?

I really don't get that impression from those sounds... it just sounds like a brand name for power tools or heavy stock paper or something.
 
2009-12-24 06:12:23 AM
Judging by her FB pic, she weighs almost exactly what I expected when reading the story.
 
2009-12-24 06:13:47 AM
Porous Horace: Friends and I like to go there once a week. It's our special night, we call it "Krystal's Night".

You sound fat
 
2009-12-24 06:15:21 AM
LittleBlondeJug: Now I have a new goal in life as an AW.

LBJ
Good to see you ok and still farking
we have missed your posts down here in LA (Lower Arkansas)

Merry Xmas
 
2009-12-24 06:15:49 AM
dawnofmars: Porous Horace: Friends and I like to go there once a week. It's our special night, we call it "Krystal's Night".

You sound fat
not kosher

FTFY
 
2009-12-24 06:16:04 AM
HamWBone: 30 miles ROUND TRIP?!?! That's like almost 15 miles one way! Pack the Igloo with some BIG K!

ummm, i was told there would be no math. quit pissin' me off.


also...who the hell cries when they see a crappy fast food place....its not like she was raped and murdered by glenn beck in 1990, in the back of a krystal's. that is the only reason i could see why one would cry at the sight of a burger joint.
 
2009-12-24 06:16:29 AM
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The person in question.
Wonder if she can resteam the burgers under her gunt.
 
2009-12-24 06:18:31 AM
Hilary T. N. Seuss: You sound fat not kosher

FTFY


Ha! Brilliant

/in Germany they call it Kristallnacht!
 
2009-12-24 06:40:17 AM
Hilary T. N. Seuss: dawnofmars: Porous Horace: Friends and I like to go there once a week. It's our special night,: we call it "Krystal's Night".

You sound fat not kosher

FTFY


I'm a language Nazi, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-12-24 06:46:56 AM
Porous Horace: Friends and I like to go there once a week. It's our special night, we call it "Krystal's Night".

We need a ruling from the experts here. Is this a clever Godwin or just witty?
 
2009-12-24 06:49:29 AM
Mr. Right: Porous Horace: Friends and I like to go there once a week. It's our special night, we call it "Krystal's Night".

We need a ruling from the experts here. Is this a clever Godwin or just witty?


I'd go with witty Godwin.
 
2009-12-24 06:56:40 AM
travvis 2009-12-24 06:08:50 AM  
Porous Horace: Friends and I like to go there once a week. It's our special night, we call it "Krystal's Night".

?Krystal Nacht in Houston?

Does that count as a Godwin for this thread?
 
2009-12-24 06:58:04 AM
I didn't realize it was a good idea to stop and eat a bunch of hamburgers on the way to try on a wedding dress.....
 
2009-12-24 06:58:52 AM
Drat, curses foiled again!
 
2009-12-24 07:02:10 AM
yarnothuntin: Mr. Right: Porous Horace: Friends and I like to go there once a week. It's our special night, we call it "Krystal's Night".

We need a ruling from the experts here. Is this a clever Godwin or just witty?

I'd go with witty Godwin.



As in, "Godwit the thread"?
 
2009-12-24 07:03:16 AM
hunakalani: I didn't realize it was a good idea to stop and eat a bunch of hamburgers on the way to try on a wedding dress.....

In her defense she was her way to a Dress Barn.
 
2009-12-24 07:07:42 AM
barefoot in the head: As in, "Godwit the thread"?

i111.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-24 07:19:28 AM
Does this mean I will eventually see Glenn Beck's face on everything?!??!!?
 
2009-12-24 07:28:15 AM
skinink: Does this mean I will eventually see Glenn Beck's face on everything?!??!!?

only in a fair and balanced world.
 
2009-12-24 07:28:20 AM
FTFA: "Sims-Quinty was so overjoyed with her serendipitous (great word) discovery that she wrote to Krystal's home office and thanked the company for coming to Houston."

??? I know it's a fluff piece (see the rest of the article) but that just seems to stick out as kind of weird coming in what otherwise reads like a fairly straightforward local "human interest" story.
 
2009-12-24 07:42:01 AM
I'm not sure a pic of her face will fit on a Krystal's box..
 
2009-12-24 07:49:48 AM
Porous Horace: Friends and I like to go there once a week. It's our special night, we call it "Krystal's Night".

You magnificent bastard. XD
 
2009-12-24 07:53:38 AM
Porous Horace: Friends and I like to go there once a week. It's our special night, we call it "Krystal's Night".

Good Lord, Godwin'd in seven.

/Waiting for rule 34
 
2009-12-24 07:54:46 AM
Real rednecks don't say, "serendipitous".
 
2009-12-24 07:59:48 AM
Pestifer: Real rednecks don't say, "serendipitous".

did you see that deer's face 'splode with one serendipitous shot?

/you are wrong, i'm pretty thats how we talk
 
2009-12-24 08:08:35 AM
Pestifer: Real rednecks don't say, "serendipitous".

Reckon?
 
2009-12-24 08:15:44 AM
Pestifer: Real rednecks don't say, "serendipitous".

You are correct. Most rednecks think the word serendipity was made up for the use of some movie title that the women-folk enjoy.
 
2009-12-24 08:28:43 AM
She seems like a woman who has a t-shirt with a picture of her cat on it.

Never ate at a Krystal's. Is it similar to White Castle? One of those places that only makes sense when you're drunk

Seren-dipshiat-ous
 
2009-12-24 08:31:14 AM
Pestifer: Real rednecks don't say, "serendipitous".

She done learned her a big word.
 
2009-12-24 08:31:41 AM
Meesterjojo: So wow. Um. This is what Ken Hoffman has always written about- nostalgia crap.

That being said- the point of putting this on Fark was???


So that we can point and laugh. Isn't that the point of every story on Fark?
 
2009-12-24 08:33:17 AM
Should I start crying? Really literally crying? We don't have any Krystal's where I live either.

/Never heard of the place
//Five Guys FTW
 
2009-12-24 08:33:35 AM
All I want for Christmas is a Blake's Lottaburger in Massachusetts.
 
2009-12-24 08:33:39 AM
Never been to Krystal's, but I do love me some White Castle.
 
2009-12-24 08:42:33 AM
benwa: Is it similar to White Castle?

Yes, but it's even worse. I went into one out-of-town late-at-night once. Big, big mistake.
 
2009-12-24 08:49:18 AM
Yeah, this place is about a mile from my house, so I occasionally make the mistake of eating there. Stick with the Whataburger across the street. You'll be glad you did.
 
2009-12-24 08:55:37 AM
Meesterjojo: So wow. Um. This is what Ken Hoffman has always written about- nostalgia crap.

That being said- the point of putting this on Fark was???


It's "not news".
 
2009-12-24 08:57:02 AM
wickedworld: //Five Guys FTW

So much THIS.

White Castle will also work, for different reasons, in an emergency.
 
2009-12-24 08:58:46 AM
From a bit lower on the page, regarding changes at Holiday Inn: "Everything on the bed is washed and changed each time a new guest arrives," Mathews said.

This wasn't SOP before? I'm glad I've never stayed at a Holiday Inn, but now I have to question other chains I've stayed at and it's making my stomach turn.
 
2009-12-24 09:04:03 AM
In all fairness, 15 miles is still a long way to go for a hamburger.
 
2009-12-24 09:04:11 AM
AliasUndercover: Yeah, this place is about a mile from my house, so I occasionally make the mistake of eating there. Stick with the Whataburger across the street. You'll be glad you did.

On FM 1960 near the I-45 overpass, there used to be a freak show collection of "homeless" people milling about. There was this pimpy looking black dude who never wore a shirt, a skinny white crack enthusiast woman always limping after him, and also various other sign carriers/beggars. Are they still there?
 
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