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(ABC) Sad Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon split up. I don't understand. Does this mean he's an orphan now?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 85
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2009-12-23 08:56:27 PM
+1, Subby, I LOL'd.

C'mon, modminss -- this is the best of them.

It's a hard-knock life.
 
2009-12-23 09:45:28 PM
You got my vote, subby.
 
2009-12-23 10:23:47 PM
Shawshanked.
 
2009-12-23 10:41:31 PM
No, but surely he's innecoont.
 
2009-12-23 10:47:44 PM
So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what?
 
2009-12-23 10:52:22 PM
So I guess he made it to the bigs
 
2009-12-23 11:11:52 PM
nice work subby +1
 
2009-12-24 12:23:37 AM
Did she finally wean him?
 
2009-12-24 12:44:53 AM
I'm oddly sad about this. They did seem like a nice, lovely, fun couple who enjoyed kicking bigots' asses in the public sphere.
 
2009-12-24 12:51:26 AM
Headline made me gufaw. Yes, an actual gufaw!

+1 Subby
 
2009-12-24 12:54:21 AM
Get busy GILFin'... or get busy dyin'.
 
2009-12-24 12:57:40 AM
Did she leave him for Rocky like she did to Brad?
 
2009-12-24 01:01:15 AM
Um. What is the headline referring to?
 
2009-12-24 01:01:21 AM
This has been a long time coming. Evidently he's been digging a hole in their bedroom wall with a small rock hammer and has been covering it up with a poster of Rita Hayworth.
 
2009-12-24 01:02:59 AM
dennerman: Headline made me gufaw. Yes, an actual gufaw!

+1 Subby


Is that anything like a guffaw?
 
2009-12-24 01:04:02 AM
So he finally shaved the old beard.
 
2009-12-24 01:04:51 AM
nesler: Um. What is the headline referring to?

I'm missing out on it as well.

/didn't realize she's 63... 63
//he's probably pulling a Tiger and banging some 20 year old Denny's waitress
 
2009-12-24 01:05:58 AM
nesler: Um. What is the headline referring to?

If it isn't from Bull Durham or Shawshank, I have no idea.

//Ok, Mystic River, too.
 
2009-12-24 01:07:51 AM
He is incredibly hot. Fap.
 
2009-12-24 01:10:00 AM
...and now she's a slut!
 
2009-12-24 01:10:39 AM
I need a divorce. And pick up a young dumb slut. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory.
 
2009-12-24 01:16:26 AM
John Buck 41: dennerman: Headline made me gufaw. Yes, an actual gufaw!

+1 Subby

Is that anything like a guffaw?


Yes but it doesn't last as long


/My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name. and she can tell because I don't say "nn" as long.
 
2009-12-24 01:22:30 AM
www.joblo.com

63? I think I would...
 
2009-12-24 01:23:18 AM

Dammit, Janet!


Susan and her daughter are pretty well endowed. Wondrous thoughts involving them both goes through my mind...


www.metadish.com

 
2009-12-24 01:23:30 AM
dusty15893: 63? I think I would...

Dibs!
 
2009-12-24 01:29:10 AM
She could be my mommy now. Tim, we hardly knew ye.
 
2009-12-24 01:32:18 AM
skinink: Dammit, Janet!
Susan and her daughter are pretty well endowed. Wondrous thoughts involving them both goes through my mind...


Her daughter sorta looks likes Billy Joel's daughter...

www.topnews.in
 
2009-12-24 01:36:08 AM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: nesler: Um. What is the headline referring to?

I'm missing out on it as well.

/didn't realize she's 63... 63
//he's probably pulling a Tiger and banging some 20 year old Denny's waitress


It's a Family Guy reference.

"Hi. I'm Susan Sarandon. A lot of you know me as Tim Robbins' mother. But I'm actually his girlfriend."

www.planet-familyguy.com
 
2009-12-24 01:40:45 AM
Dwight256: I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: nesler: Um. What is the headline referring to?

I'm missing out on it as well.

/didn't realize she's 63... 63
//he's probably pulling a Tiger and banging some 20 year old Denny's waitress

It's a Family Guy reference.

"Hi. I'm Susan Sarandon. A lot of you know me as Tim Robbins' mother. But I'm actually his girlfriend."


Ahhhh. Thanks!
 
2009-12-24 01:49:31 AM
WFern: Did she leave him for Rocky like she did to Brad?

Perhaps she observed Mr. Robbins and Mr. Tim Curry sharing a bed and a cigarette together, and was distraught to learn that Mr. Robbins smokes.
 
2009-12-24 01:50:23 AM
www.starz.com


Now he's free to date his father, Morgan Freeman
 
2009-12-24 02:00:49 AM
Of course they had to break up, girls are woolly and Susan has obviously cut the carpet recently.
 
2009-12-24 02:14:49 AM
Seamer: Of course they had to break up, girls are woolly and Susan has obviously cut the carpet recently.

ICWYDT

/well played
 
2009-12-24 02:15:00 AM
skinink: Dammit, Janet!

Susan and her daughter are pretty well endowed. Wondrous thoughts involving them both goes through my mind...


Is that the girl from Californication???
 
2009-12-24 02:22:32 AM
homarjr: Is that the girl from Californication???

The stripper? Yep.
 
2009-12-24 02:26:44 AM
No wonder, I that GMILF Sarandon on one of the late night shows, I think it was Conan OBrien, and she was acting all slutty and sexy towards the host and she showed him the tattoos she had; She had an impresive tatt on her back.

Methinks she got tired of his sh*t and now she wants to go wild and f*ck as many studs as possible before she dies!
 
2009-12-24 02:30:32 AM
I will give them credit their relationship lasted a lot longer than most folks do. Also I can't believe that some folks had to have the headline explained to them. Well done subby!
 
2009-12-24 02:30:32 AM
www.mtv.com

He's totally gettin' in there now.

/'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night...
 
2009-12-24 02:34:58 AM
He's going to end up on the better end of this one.

He had a movie coming out where he and 2 others from the Army were traveling across country together on leave... I can't remember for the damn life of me what its called. Any farkers watch it, and was it any good? Looked like it would be a sleeper hit.
 
2009-12-24 02:43:12 AM
Third Day Mark: He's going to end up on the better end of this one.

He had a movie coming out where he and 2 others from the Army were traveling across country together on leave... I can't remember for the damn life of me what its called. Any farkers watch it, and was it any good? Looked like it would be a sleeper hit.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0981072/

it's on the list of movies that the gf wants to watch over the holiday weekend.
it'll be good. it's only a couple of hours and it won't cost me a dime.
 
2009-12-24 03:38:34 AM
It's always the kids that get hurt the worst. I'd be glad to let Eva cry on my shoulder. And by shoulder I mean penis. And by cry I mean... actually that might be hot too.
www.celebnewswire.com
 
2009-12-24 05:32:26 AM
dusty15893: 63? I think I would...

Dayum. Most women can't wear a dress that low.
 
2009-12-24 05:42:13 AM
Wow, you guys are dumb. She's only 12 years older than him. How many 12-year-old parents do you know?!
 
2009-12-24 07:22:49 AM
This actually makes me a little sad. I really liked them as a couple.
 
2009-12-24 07:27:58 AM
SnakeMan: Wow, you guys are dumb. She's only 12 years older than him. How many 12-year-old parents do you know?!

sadly, quite a few.
 
2009-12-24 07:35:19 AM
Sorry, but reading about Tim Robbins and how much of an asshole he was to Susan's mother because of her politics (keeping the kids away from grandma), I'm glad.

And to Tim, anything to the right of Nancy Pelosi is EVIL.
 
2009-12-24 08:02:11 AM
OtherLittleGuy: Sorry, but reading about Tim Robbins and how much of an asshole he was to Susan's mother because of her politics (keeping the kids away from grandma), I'm glad.

And to Tim, anything to the right of Nancy Pelosi is EVIL.


Is Tim wrong?

(never heard about any such family problems)
 
2009-12-24 08:20:14 AM
OtherLittleGuy: Sorry, but reading about Tim Robbins and how much of an asshole he was to Susan's mother because of her politics (keeping the kids away from grandma), I'm glad.

And to Tim, anything to the right of Nancy Pelosi is EVIL.


Sorry, but on reading that all I could wonder if Susan's mom was as pretty in her youth as her offspring is.
 
2009-12-24 09:04:13 AM
Delawheredad: I can't believe that some folks had to have the headline explained to them.

You assume that everyone watches the show it was lifted from?

Odd worldview.
 
2009-12-24 09:07:55 AM
SnakeMan: Wow, you guys are dumb. She's only 12 years older than him. How many 12-year-old parents do you know?!

I live in Texas. So...
 
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