Who would goggle someone's Man steals?

Bonanza Jellybean: Man steals goggled, tries to deny it

/came her for this
//shakes fist

I have the right to remain silent, but not the ability.

"Hey man! [gasps for air] Hey, man! Hey, man! [gasps for air] If one of these engines fails, [gasps for air] how far will the other one take us?" So I was like, "All the way to the scene of the crash! Which is pretty handy, 'cause that's where we're headed. I bet we beat the paramedics there by a half-hour! We're haulin ass!"

The goggled, they do nothing.

gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/ya3dros

nice bobbied

"I wasn't drunk in public...I was drunk in a bar...
They threw me into public...arrest them"

/all the way to the scene of the crash

what_now: Rufus Lee King: Jeez, how wide are the sidewalks there? If two pedestrians meet on a sidewalk here, one has to step aside or get goggled.

So, there's about a foot of snow on the ground. People only shovel a small portion of the sidewalk, which means you need to walk in single file in a lot of places. There's a code: if you're walking down the street, and someone comes near you, you move to the side. It's in the farking social contract.

This, you wouldn't believe how it is around here. When I approach three people walking side by side I don't move over, I just stop and let them run into me.

/don't talk to me about the people walking down the middle of the lane in the parking lot.
//it seems like once the snow covers the lines on the road people just take it as a license to drive wherever they want.
///jeez, I think you just hit my hot button; I needed to vent.

All 4 tires? At least his tire guy showed up on Lug Nut Day.

gorgor: Goggled
http://tinyurl.com/ya3dros
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Ah... the Great God Gorgor Giveth.

gorgor: Goggled
http://tinyurl.com/ya3dros
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Nice goggles!

what_now: Rufus Lee King: Jeez, how wide are the sidewalks there? If two pedestrians meet on a sidewalk here, one has to step aside or get goggled.

So, there's about a foot of snow on the ground. People only shovel a small portion of the sidewalk, which means you need to walk in single file in a lot of places. There's a code: if you're walking down the street, and someone comes near you, you move to the side. It's in the farking social contract.

What a bunch of assholes. People around here shovel the whole thing, or pay a Mexican to do so. But this still does not answer how wide the sidewalks are there. Was the "truck" he was driving also known as a golf cart? Did the police or reporter mean that all four wheels went off the road-- as in on the strip of grass between the street and the sidewalk?

FTA:
"The man - whose eyes were red, bloodshot and teary - said he came from a bar in Breckenridge, and he was his friends' designated driver. He agreed to perform and failed voluntary road-side sobriety tests, including a breathalyzer (its results were a .136)."

Wow, I'd hate to see what the other guys blew.

I know Ron White is marginally more intelligent and well-spoken than Larry the Cable Guy, but if we must post pics of him, can we please limit it to those taken before the metrosexual stylist got a hold of him? The way he's posing with that cigar reminds me of the way the ladies in Walter Drake magazines hold their "neck massagers" against their cheek. Not implying there's anything sexual about his pose with the cigar, just pointing out that it is entirely un-natural looking. Faked and forced. I hate that picture. Please stop.

TemporarySanity: I know Ron White is marginally more intelligent and well-spoken than Larry the Cable Guy, but if we must post pics of him, can we please limit it to those taken before the metrosexual stylist got a hold of him? The way he's posing with that cigar reminds me of the way the ladies in Walter Drake magazines hold their "neck massagers" against their cheek. Not implying there's anything sexual about his pose with the cigar, just pointing out that it is entirely un-natural looking. Faked and forced. I hate that picture. Please stop.

I think you know too much about metro-sexuals

* There was a guy down in Florida who said that the age of 53 years old, he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind, rain and hail of a force-3 hurricane. Now, let me explain somethin' to ya: it isn't that the wind is blowin', it's what the wind is blowin'. If you get hit by a Volvo, it doesn't matter how many sit-ups you did that morning. If you have a "Yield" sign in your spleen, joggin' don't really come into play. "I can run 25 miles without stopping." "You're bleedin'." "shiat!"

* One time I was watching a shootout live on CNN, and it went on for so long that eventually the criminal shot himself. And the cops are complaining by saying, "He's got on body armor, he's got on body armor!" And I'm thinking, "I can see his head! Shoot him in his farkin' head!"

The goggled, they do nothing.

ski9600: TemporarySanity: I know Ron White is marginally more intelligent and well-spoken than Larry the Cable Guy, but if we must post pics of him, can we please limit it to those taken before the metrosexual stylist got a hold of him? The way he's posing with that cigar reminds me of the way the ladies in Walter Drake magazines hold their "neck massagers" against their cheek. Not implying there's anything sexual about his pose with the cigar, just pointing out that it is entirely un-natural looking. Faked and forced. I hate that picture. Please stop.

I think you know too much about metro-sexuals


Everyone is gay. It's just to what extent are you gay.

.136 is really not that much.

And it IS profiling (or at least illegal in some states) for cops to hang out in bar parking lots waiting for people to leave (not that it stops them or anything - get a lawyer or a cab - the cab is cheaper)

According to TFA, they also got him for not wearing a seat belt. I didn't know you had to use a seat belt when you drive on the sidewalk.

'Zuke Sidekicks fit well on most sidewalks.
Doing it in the winter though leaves tracks back to your place.
Cops don't ticket you after the fact.

Take her down! I don't wanna walk away from this wreck...

Inibrius: ski9600: TemporarySanity: I know Ron White is marginally more intelligent and well-spoken than Larry the Cable Guy, but if we must post pics of him, can we please limit it to those taken before the metrosexual stylist got a hold of him? The way he's posing with that cigar reminds me of the way the ladies in Walter Drake magazines hold their "neck massagers" against their cheek. Not implying there's anything sexual about his pose with the cigar, just pointing out that it is entirely un-natural looking. Faked and forced. I hate that picture. Please stop.

I think you know too much about metro-sexuals


Everyone is gay. It's just to what extent are you gay.

yeah, I think that was Ron White who pointed that out to me.

He says, "That's bullshiat, man, I ain't gay at all!" I said, "Yes, you are and I'll prove it." He says, "Fine, prove it." I said to him, "All right- do you like porn?" He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that." I said, "Do you only watch two women together?" He said, "Naw, I watch a man and a woman make love." I said, "OK, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?" He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co-" (stunned pause) "You like chocolate?"