Florida already has "Silver Alert" for when a senior goes missing, and "Amber Alert" when a child goes missing. It actually works well between all the police being on the lookout, and most of the public finding out pretty quickly if they listen to the radio or watch local tv.

Guido thread?

What is this "Orange Alert MTV" you speak of?

Also, where am I, and why does it smell of guido?

An Orange Alert would also keep illegal aliens out.

pink alert if mt gaydar goes off
yellow alert if someone pees in the pool
brown alert if some one is takin my jerb at the farm
blue alert if there is a cop in the room
black alert if THAT'S RACIST11

Is the Orange alert for missing Guidos?

Ah the Orange Alert. Just in case someone might actually notice if a fake-baked guido went missing.

London's is fer if deir's a bloody-headed ginger in da rume, den.

Which one is for when I've fallen, but can't get up?

is punching a quidette worse than kicking a ginger?

Came here for the Junior Soprano reference, left disappointed.

Geriatric guido thread.

Damn.

Is a silver alert like a golden shower?

That's stupid. All the have to do is shout "bingo" and they'll come running.

Now how am I going to lose my grandma???

N.J. creates steals 'Silver Alert' system from Florida for missing elderly residents. Finally, a Florida tag we can be proud of, well, sorta.

moops: Is a silver alert like a golden shower?

Like a golden shower halfway between your bed and the bathroom, and you've got new bruises after falling over twice trying to clean up the mess, and you've taken to sleeping on your lumpy couch because you can't lift the bed and you don't want anyone to know what happened, and you haven't had a conversation in weeks because nobody gives a shiat about you any more, least of all your biatch daughter and her abusive boyfriend. But yeah, it's kinda like that.

And the Golden Alert is for missing blondes.

A thousand internets to the first person to post a senior citizen guido

/ And probably rights to a new meme

all the good names are gone: Should be a "blue alert".


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Elektrohed: A thousand internets to the first person to post a senior citizen guido

/ And probably rights to a new meme



too easy...

better proof.

Elektrohed: A thousand internets to the first person to post a senior citizen guido

/ And probably rights to a new meme



/Hot like Hathaway from certain angles

sagegrey: better proof.

2000 Internets coming up. Send me your Social and we'll do Direct Tubes Deposit.

OnmyojiOmn: /Hot like Hathaway from certain angles

LOL okay sorry Sagegrey. Win here.

/ You're still sending me your social though, right?

No worries of ever having a brown alert, if you're not a missing white kid..well you know.

Elektrohed: sagegrey: better proof.

2000 Internets coming up. Send me your Social and we'll do Direct Tubes Deposit.

Elektrohed: OnmyojiOmn: /Hot like Hathaway from certain angles

LOL okay sorry Sagegrey. Win here.

/ You're still sending me your social though, right?

sure! it's:

one... two... three... four... five.

As a life long resident of southern New Jersey, I just want you to know that I have only ever seen one Guido.

/at least the spray tan steroid kind.
//Lots of I-talian Americans round these parts.

sagegrey: sure! it's:

one... two... three... four... five.

That's the same combination I have on my luggage!

Lemon Alert

I'm curious as to how easy it is to locate a particular senior citizen especially if the description comes over the radio. A child seems easier to spot. I really wouldn't take notice of an old person walking alone.

GoatEwHelenWate: Ah the Orange Alert. Just in case someone might actually noticegive a shiat if a fake-baked guido went missing.

Fixed

With all the extra budget money NJ has, why shouldn't they spend it on something like this. With NJ being such a low-cost state with some of the finest weather in the nation, the gray hairs are just flocking here.

Yes, the ones we have do screw up the shopping markets with the SCAT trips seemingly all the time, but I guess since Logans Run isn't reality yet it'll have to do to keep them entertained.

/Old myself.
//Leaving this hole before I become a true senior.

pxlboy: /orange alert?

I think this kid may actually be Irish! I mean, look closely.