Only if he will fertilize my crops on farmville.

I need Lottery items!

Open prison. Brilliant!

mmm i just had a 12lb venison steak

Is that some kind of reverse metric?

Half Witt: mmm i just had a 12lb venison steak

Is that some kind of reverse metric?

He ate some deer that cost $20.

Half Witt: mmm i just had a 12lb venison steak

Is that some kind of reverse metric?

My boy says he can eat twelve pounds of venison, he can eat twelve pounds of venison!

I thought this referred to the former Governor of New Hampshire Lynch, and was very confused.

TFA said he escaped from an open prison. You Brits are supposed to keep the doors closed. No wonder he got away.

FarkinFarker: Half Witt: mmm i just had a 12lb venison steak

Is that some kind of reverse metric?

He ate some deer that cost $20.

You must be one of his facebook friends.

So he is in the US, now, eh?

They like venison.

muck4doo: Only if he will fertilize my crops on farmville.

I'll fertilize your crops in Farmville, but only if you'll sample my Gingerbread House in Cafe World.

/*unbuckles my belt and grabs the newspaper*

Mr. 12 Square Feet: TFA said he escaped from an open prison. You Brits are supposed to keep the doors closed. No wonder he got away.

Maybe they should send Willie Horton to look for the guy.

I actually went looking for his profile and this dude has a fan club of 1400+ members (1370 when I first did the search - he's gaining a fan about every 30 seconds).

Know what? The comments on a fan page for an escaped felon are STILL more coherent than the average set of comments below a YouTube video.

Bastard left my Cafeworld without leaving a tip too.....

You and 7 other people like this.

His actual profile says he has over 1100 friends. Couldn't find it at first but it is there as Craig "lazie" Lynch. Actually think its quite ambitous to keep us updated, better then half the garbage on TV.

Looks like Craig could use your help on his farm.

Accept?

In another posting from earlier this week Lynch wrote "Is thinkin, which lucky girl will be my first of 2010!!."

The one who turns your ass in when she discovers you doing your second of 2010, probably.

Hey wadda ya know; he accepted my friend request. Hope he plays Mob Wars.

When is FARK going to get a "dislike" button?

Knucklepopper: Hey wadda ya know; he accepted my friend request. Hope he plays Mob Wars.

With a name like Knucklepopper how could he resist?

Gyrfalcon: In another posting from earlier this week Lynch wrote "Is thinkin, which lucky girl will be my first of 2010!!."

The one who turns your ass in when she discovers you doing your second of 2010, probably.

Good point. Although they appear to be similarly forward thinking, he'd be wise to steer clear of Katie.

tripperday: I actually went looking for his profile and this dude has a fan club of 1400+ members (1370 when I first did the search - he's gaining a fan about every 30 seconds).

Know what? The comments on a fan page for an escaped felon are STILL more coherent than the average set of comments below a YouTube video.

that Jesus de Nazareth is a classic

Jesus de Nazareth
IF ESCAPING FROM AN OPEN PRISON GETS YOU FAME, IMAGINE HOW MUCH FAME HELL HAVE WHEN THEY CATCH HIM, PUT HIM IN PROPER BANG-UP AND SLAP EXTRA TIME, WANK-STAIN

all caps/anger issues, too!

Would like a word

I'll trade him a getaway car for a track loader or armored state limousine.

Half Witt: Gyrfalcon: In another posting from earlier this week Lynch wrote "Is thinkin, which lucky girl will be my first of 2010!!."

The one who turns your ass in when she discovers you doing your second of 2010, probably.

Good point. Although they appear to be similarly forward thinking, he'd be wise to steer clear of Katie.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I feel disgusted with myself for catching the reference.

Half Witt: Gyrfalcon: In another posting from earlier this week Lynch wrote "Is thinkin, which lucky girl will be my first of 2010!!."

The one who turns your ass in when she discovers you doing your second of 2010, probably.

Good point. Although they appear to be similarly forward thinking, he'd be wise to steer clear of Katie.

Yeah, apparently Craig Lynch (hearts) Facebook like she (hearts) cock.

/so.much.win

jimi32: They like venison.

is that James Lipton on Linda's back?

Richard Bachman called, he is sending the hunters

What's the over/under on how soon he gets caught? Or, since he escaped from an open prison, he pisses off enough lucky girls he decides he was safer inside and escapes back in?

Craig 's relationship status has changed to Bubba's biatch.

okiemule: muck4doo: Only if he will fertilize my crops on farmville.

I'll fertilize your crops in Farmville, but only if you'll sample my Gingerbread House in Cafe World.

/*unbuckles my belt and grabs the newspaper*

I am making jelly donuts right now in Cafe world so i am really getting a kick out of that reply.

muck4doo: okiemule: muck4doo: Only if he will fertilize my crops on farmville.

I'll fertilize your crops in Farmville, but only if you'll sample my Gingerbread House in Cafe World.

/*unbuckles my belt and grabs the newspaper*

I am making jelly donuts right now in Cafe world so i am really getting a kick out of that reply.

Do NOT eat muck4doo's jelly donuts!!!

Freddy found an jailbreak fugitive on their farm. Oh no!

Freddy was farming when a jailbreak fugitive sneaked into their farm house. This little guy traveled all the way from the British Capital to see the ladies one last time before heading off to PMITA prison! He's been separated from his cell buddy too long. He could use a safe place to stay until he gets busted by the man.

I'm growing raspberries on farmville and making voodoo chicken salad on cafeworld so im kicking myself

Holy shiat there is a Farmville rap:

Link (new window)

farmin all day farmin all night

mr.fisher: I'm growing raspberries on farmville and making voodoo chicken salad on cafeworld so im kicking myself

Donuts are done. Got the Voodoo chicken Salad going now too. Trying to master daffodils, so they won't be ready till tomorrow. Gotta send gifts though.

/Isn't this sad...

muck4doo 2009-12-23 10:07:36 PM
mr.fisher: I'm growing raspberries on farmville and making voodoo chicken salad on cafeworld so im kicking myself

Donuts are done. Got the Voodoo chicken Salad going now too. Trying to master daffodils, so they won't be ready till tomorrow. Gotta send gifts though.

/Isn't this sad...

I've mastered all 3 levels of strawberries and soybeans. im working my way up by the cheapest seeds. i have 77 presents under my tree - i wonder whats in them - the gingerbread houses on cafe world make hella profit btw

and this is so sad yes. im a stayathome dad so i gotta do something

mr.fisher: Holy shiat there is a Farmville rap:

Link (new window)

farmin all day farmin all night

Just sent this to all my neighbors. :)

One of his Facebook friends should invite him to a party in his honor.

mr.fisher: Holy shiat there is a Farmville rap:

Link (new window)

farmin all day farmin all night

lol thats funny.

Join my mafia, farmville, cafe world, restaurant city, etc etc

Level 118 in mafia wars, daily player since I dont have a job

lol

Oh and I sent Craig Lynch a friends request and joined his fan page lol.

What is the obsession people have with giving away their personal information to play games ( like Mafai Wars ) that have no scarcity, no end, no strategy, no point or purpose for your character attributes?

Is this how ADHD people get their fix?

/I'm only half joking about this... I see so many people play this like there's some sort of reward in it, but when you boil the game down.. there's no *game* to it. It's like playing competitive tic-tac-toe. // seems like that would be a good PhD thesis for you Psych majors out there.

Craig 'Lazie' Lynch says FAH-Q (pops)

ratboy: Is there no love for Fishville?

No

ratboy: Is there no love for Fishville?

No.

Mighty Craig has struck out.

I was hoping some one would have found his profile so the fark nation could follow his escapades. I tried, but there are too many Corey Lynches and I do not have enough time to go through all of them.