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SmackLT

2009-12-23 03:55:32 PM

Bellinis

RussianPooper

2009-12-23 04:02:20 PM

Nice Liszt.

AutumnSong

2009-12-23 04:03:05 PM

Sharp headline subby; glad it didn't fall flat.

ecmoRandomNumbers

2009-12-23 04:07:16 PM

Work in Saint-Saëns and I'll be impressed.

ne2d

2009-12-23 04:12:41 PM

Someone needs to Telemann he's doing a great job.

AdolfOliverPanties

2009-12-23 05:01:19 PM

Now hold on just one minuet.

ElAuttin

2009-12-23 06:18:15 PM

Should have been:
"While mozart out chopin, this cello-playing doctor is bach raising funds for research. If he haydn given up a verdi promising musical career, it would be harder to handel these diseases. Yo-Yo Ma.

WhyteRaven74

2009-12-23 08:22:04 PM

does he even have time to Satie down?

Tr0mBoNe

2009-12-23 09:42:55 PM

/should have been included
//you've been warned, subby.

Paris1127

2009-12-23 10:03:54 PM

When it comes to the studying of music, Subby is apparently Debussy type.

Kliffoth

2009-12-23 10:05:40 PM

Subby is a natural.

LordOfThePings

2009-12-23 11:02:46 PM

Making his debut as a soloist at New York City's Lincoln Center at age 17...

What a prokofiev child.

whatshisname

2009-12-23 11:17:03 PM

Schumann, whatevah you say

BlaineIsAPain

2009-12-23 11:21:06 PM

That headline was a major pain to read. But it didn't diminish my enjoyment of the article.

Elektrohed

2009-12-23 11:21:27 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Work in Saint-Saëns and I'll be impressed.

"Camille Saint-Saëns
Was wracked with pains,
When people addressed him,
As Saint Sanes.
He held the human race to blame,
Because it could not pronounce his name.
So, he turned with metronome and fife,
To glorify other kinds of life.
Be quiet please - for here begins
His salute to feathers, fur, and fins."

/ Bravo, Ogden.

Wombatzu

2009-12-23 11:25:09 PM

sonata big deal, really.

Karma Curmudgeon

2009-12-23 11:26:46 PM

These puns are going to make me violin.

Quintessence

2009-12-23 11:29:54 PM

I'm sick of the scale of these tone-deaf headline opuses

/seriously

whatshisname

2009-12-23 11:30:11 PM

I'm pleading the Fifth

Qatmandu

2009-12-23 11:31:48 PM

Be sharp, subby.

dereksmalls

2009-12-23 11:33:02 PM

what a Bizet body

KillAllHumans

2009-12-23 11:38:25 PM

MONORAIL!

/doh

Half Witt

2009-12-23 11:44:23 PM

Schumann, that's an impressive headline

yarnothuntin

2009-12-23 11:45:42 PM

I'd donate, but unfortunately I'm baroque.

LegacyDL

2009-12-23 11:48:08 PM

Vivaldi the use of these puns my head is starting to hurt.

JeanLucPicard

2009-12-23 11:48:32 PM

I can't Handel these puns.

ZeroCorpse

2009-12-23 11:49:25 PM

Subby wrote that headline on his Pachelbel computer.

Bagelox-99

2009-12-23 11:50:27 PM

Vivaldi trouble we're having with health care, I was Hovhaness thread would address the question: "Who are the von Suppé?"

Oh well, Philip my Glass and don't let me spoil your Bartok.

whatshisname

2009-12-23 11:51:36 PM

What the Fuchs everyone talking about?

/probably will be filtered...

ZeroCorpse

2009-12-23 11:52:20 PM

Correction: He wrote it on his Pachelbel computer while wearing his mother's Brahms, because he's kinky and it gets his Rachmaninov.

bugmn99

2009-12-23 11:52:50 PM

That's not what Yo Yo Ma said, subby.

krusader3z

2009-12-23 11:57:20 PM

I really enjoyed this,

Thanks Subby

JeanLucPicard

2009-12-23 11:58:17 PM

I should get Bach PDQ before I turn Scarlatti.

skinink

2009-12-23 11:58:30 PM

Only a Loverboy would write a headline like that for a Def Leppard.

Am I doing this right?

lexslamman

2009-12-24 12:00:11 AM

...and every Farker came out of the woodwork and bartok of the punnage.

/going to the kitchen to make a paganini

BlaineIsAPain

2009-12-24 12:08:20 AM

lexslamman: ...and every Farker came out of the woodwork and bartok of the punnage.

/going to the kitchen to make a paganini

You should have some schubert for dessert.

ThrobblefootSpectre

2009-12-24 12:10:47 AM

The headline sucks. There's lots of misspelled words in it.

JeanLucPicard

2009-12-24 12:13:23 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: The headline sucks. There's lots of misspelled words in it.

Don't strauss over it.

ThrobblefootSpectre

2009-12-24 12:16:41 AM

JeanLucPicard: ThrobblefootSpectre: The headline sucks. There's lots of misspelled words in it.

Don't strauss over it.

Ah, I figured you would waltz that one out.

uncletogie

2009-12-24 12:17:35 AM

...then on the bad puns, we're in a chord? Coda fooled me, and believe me, I've taken measure. Wholely half-ass quarter-ante eighth-rate punfest that didn't provide a sixteenth the puns. Makes me so mad I could blastissimo.

Bagelox-99

2009-12-24 12:17:35 AM

Ives some concern that Webern out the thread early if we run out of composers. But William Grant Still that subby had a clever idea?

/I know I was giving you Grieg before, but it was Smetana nice way.

HoratioGates

2009-12-24 12:21:04 AM

AutumnSong: Sharp headline subby; glad it didn't fall flat.

It's not accidental that your puns seem so natural? Sometimes punners get themselves into real treble.

Ruk

2009-12-24 12:22:15 AM

I was about to say the headline was pretty sharp, but that's probably just what subby would want me to say.

/pianist pianist pianist

Sharkface217

2009-12-24 12:27:20 AM

Bravo,Subby! Bravo!

JeanLucPicard

2009-12-24 12:30:08 AM

By and largo piano puns are not my forte. Allegro of this now so I won't have to adagio a bullet.

Elektrohed

2009-12-24 12:32:14 AM

Tomorrow, will I still have these puns stuck in my head when I'm in the Mahler what?