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(Gainesville Sun)		Man arrested after he steals blow-up doll, instigates disturbance, then changes into a woman's jogging suit while stealing a gun. This is the cost of inflation (gainesville.com)		20
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Civil_War2_Time

2009-12-23 03:47:05 PM

I'm outta breath after reading that. Talk about a whole lot of story going on. Whew.

pxlboy

2009-12-23 07:37:18 PM

Gyrfalcon

2009-12-23 09:48:46 PM

Civil_War2_Time: I'm outta breath after reading that. Talk about a whole lot of story going on. Whew.

Sounds like an X-rated episode of CSI based on an edition of COPS: Mardi Gras! special. Guest starring Paul Milander.

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben

2009-12-23 09:50:35 PM

I guess my Sanford "Big One" joke wasn't funny enough when I submitted this article.

And save your "welcome to Fark" comments, I've been around the block. I just like the abuse when I complain.

thelordofcheese

2009-12-23 09:51:12 PM

Great. Now that someone else has done it it's not gonna be as funny.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2009-12-23 09:51:52 PM

FTFA: Sanford's problems began Monday...

/I'd be willing to bet a substantial amount of money they began years before last Monday
//the fail is strong with this one
///wonder if he's related to Mark?

Evil-Imposter

2009-12-23 09:54:17 PM

+1, Subby.

Oh and, um, what is this all about? (FTA):

During his second visit to Theater X, witnesses said Sanford was inside an arcade booth mumbling to himself. Another man offered to help and stepped into the booth to take a closer look at the dollar-bill device, deputies reported

Sounds creepy.

BeerBear

2009-12-23 09:54:18 PM

Got a girlfriend and still needs a blow up doll?

IStateTheObvious

2009-12-23 09:58:47 PM

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

nebjammer

2009-12-23 10:08:35 PM

Getting frisky, are we?

BSdegree

2009-12-23 10:22:59 PM

That's a mouth full!!! +1

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Hot like burning rubber

fusillade762

2009-12-23 10:31:23 PM

I don't even know where to start.

Brett Aaron Sanford, 26, was arrested after he was found hiding under the mattress at the home where he and his girlfriend live with her mother at 13525 N.E. County Road 1471 in Waldo.

Where is Waldo?

Sheriff's spokesman Art Forgey said

Art Forgery?

Sanford was arrested Tuesday after being discovered beneath a bedroom mattress by a Sheriff's Office canine named Razor.

Nice to see the dog get credit by name.

eas81

2009-12-23 10:39:12 PM

What did

leave for Christmas Vacation?

Rufus Lee King

2009-12-23 11:12:36 PM

Waldo must be one helluva town.

plutoniumfeather

2009-12-23 11:13:56 PM

hate to disagree, MaudlinMutantMollusk, but i'd say this goes clean past "fail" to a whole different dimension of win.

Rufus Lee King

2009-12-23 11:27:26 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FTFA: Sanford's problems began Monday...

/I'd be willing to bet a substantial amount of money they began years before last Monday
//the fail is strong with this one
///wonder if he's related to Mark?

This is the sort of stuff Mark would be doing if he didn't have taxpayer money to use for more expensive entertainment.

mantrum

2009-12-23 11:48:47 PM

Dad?

Ball Zitch

2009-12-23 11:58:06 PM

Um... Ta da?

texastag

2009-12-24 02:09:56 AM

Wasn't that an episode of...

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