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(Gainesville Sun)   Man arrested after he steals blow-up doll, instigates disturbance, then changes into a woman's jogging suit while stealing a gun. This is the cost of inflation   ( divider line
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2009-12-23 03:47:05 PM  
I'm outta breath after reading that. Talk about a whole lot of story going on. Whew.
2009-12-23 07:37:18 PM  
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2009-12-23 09:48:46 PM  

Civil_War2_Time: I'm outta breath after reading that. Talk about a whole lot of story going on. Whew.

Sounds like an X-rated episode of CSI based on an edition of COPS: Mardi Gras! special. Guest starring Paul Milander.
2009-12-23 09:50:35 PM  
I guess my Sanford "Big One" joke wasn't funny enough when I submitted this article.

And save your "welcome to Fark" comments, I've been around the block. I just like the abuse when I complain.
2009-12-23 09:51:12 PM  
Great. Now that someone else has done it it's not gonna be as funny.
2009-12-23 09:51:52 PM  
FTFA: Sanford's problems began Monday...

/I'd be willing to bet a substantial amount of money they began years before last Monday
//the fail is strong with this one
///wonder if he's related to Mark?
2009-12-23 09:54:17 PM  
+1, Subby.

Oh and, um, what is this all about? (FTA):

During his second visit to Theater X, witnesses said Sanford was inside an arcade booth mumbling to himself. Another man offered to help and stepped into the booth to take a closer look at the dollar-bill device, deputies reported

Sounds creepy.
2009-12-23 09:54:18 PM  
Got a girlfriend and still needs a blow up doll?
2009-12-23 09:58:47 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
2009-12-23 10:08:35 PM  
Getting frisky, are we?
2009-12-23 10:22:59 PM  
That's a mouth full!!! +1

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Hot like burning rubber
2009-12-23 10:31:23 PM  
I don't even know where to start.

Brett Aaron Sanford, 26, was arrested after he was found hiding under the mattress at the home where he and his girlfriend live with her mother at 13525 N.E. County Road 1471 in Waldo.

Where is Waldo?

Sheriff's spokesman Art Forgey said

Art Forgery?

Sanford was arrested Tuesday after being discovered beneath a bedroom mattress by a Sheriff's Office canine named Razor.

Nice to see the dog get credit by name.
2009-12-23 10:39:12 PM  
What did
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leave for Christmas Vacation?
2009-12-23 11:13:56 PM  
hate to disagree, MaudlinMutantMollusk, but i'd say this goes clean past "fail" to a whole different dimension of win.
2009-12-23 11:48:47 PM  
2009-12-23 11:58:06 PM  
Um... Ta da?
2009-12-24 02:09:56 AM  
Wasn't that an episode of...

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/Bring it back
2009-12-24 01:25:58 PM  
I'm still trying to find out if he "bit her on the neck" and if "she farted and flew out the window."
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