FARK.com: (4882801) Scientists discover link between the mother's occupation and specific birth defects. Risks higher for custodians, lower for teachers. In the case of your mom, it explains the dimpling in the top of your head

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		Scientists discover link between the mother's occupation and specific birth defects. Risks higher for custodians, lower for teachers. In the case of your mom, it explains the dimpling in the top of your head (abcnews.go.com)		49
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Civil_War2_Time

2009-12-23 03:18:14 PM

Well, I do have a flat spot on the back of my skull...

dahmers love zombie

2009-12-23 03:38:27 PM

In subby's case, it explains why he smells like shiat.

veedeevadeevoodee

2009-12-23 03:40:39 PM

the dimpling in the top of your head

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WFern

2009-12-23 04:14:58 PM

My mother was a cop when she became pregnant with me.

Is that why I love bacon?

Baryogenesis

2009-12-23 04:19:37 PM

Is subby trying to say my mom is a size queen? I see no other way for this scenario to happen otherwise.

Fabric_Man

2009-12-23 04:20:27 PM

That took me a second. Bravo, subby.

sboyle1020

2009-12-23 04:22:03 PM

This reeks of the "If you turn out to be a dick" headline.

Koalaesq

2009-12-23 04:22:59 PM

I'm a lawyer planning on getting pregnant soon. Now I'll know the reason if my kid turns out to be an asshole.

Gregosaurus

2009-12-23 04:25:07 PM

Oh, now that's just immature, subby.

I'd berate you further, but I'm still laughing too hard...

/Childish AND subtle...
//I like that.

This

2009-12-23 04:25:20 PM

Fabric_Man: That took me a second. Bravo, subby.

Indeed. Golf-clap.

firemanbuck

2009-12-23 04:26:04 PM

The dimple, and my creamy complexion....

tshetter

2009-12-23 04:26:06 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: the ~~dimpling in~~ dumpling on the top of your head

Tasty!

JubJubDaBee

2009-12-23 04:27:53 PM

nicely done Bravo

mottsnil

2009-12-23 04:29:41 PM

I'm a lawyer planning on getting pregnant soon. Now I'll know the reason if when my kid turns out to be an asshole.

CrankMyBlueSax

2009-12-23 04:31:32 PM

Dad?

trappedspirit

2009-12-23 04:31:37 PM

I think I need a grant to study the relationship between strippers and fetal alcohol syndrome. Can someone fund me plz?

Demise

2009-12-23 04:31:37 PM

I was a breech birth.

I guess that explains a few things.

tzzhc4

2009-12-23 04:33:33 PM

WFern: My mother was a cop when she became pregnant with me.

Is that why I love bacon?

Do you also have a craving for donuts?

angry_scientist

2009-12-23 04:33:56 PM

Koalaesq: I'm a lawyer planning on getting pregnant soon. Now I'll know the reason if my kid turns out to be an asshole.

You'll have to try a bit harder if you're doing it that route, butt I hear in some cases it works unexpectedly...

WFern

2009-12-23 04:39:49 PM

tzzhc4: WFern: My mother was a cop when she became pregnant with me.

Is that why I love bacon?

Do you also have a craving for donuts?

Oddly, no.

Fuggin Bizzy

2009-12-23 04:40:49 PM

Well, we're all born with a soft dimple on top of our heads, so...

watsun

2009-12-23 04:41:30 PM

You think? If Timmy's mom works in an aluminum processing plant, Timmy is gonna be farked up.

richie65

2009-12-23 04:41:56 PM

Checks head... calls mom...

DNRTFA

Elmo Jones

2009-12-23 04:45:23 PM

Koalaesq: I'm a lawyer planning on getting pregnant soon. Now I'll know the reason if my kid turns out to be an asshole.

How You doin'?

u458625

2009-12-23 04:47:45 PM

1491: New Revelations of the Americas Before Columbus by Charles C. Mann looks interesting.

thelordofcheese

2009-12-23 04:49:49 PM

Solid State Vittles

2009-12-23 04:52:28 PM

I'm liking that headline.

INeedAName

2009-12-23 04:54:03 PM

thelordofcheese That's funny, cus my best friend's mom is a lesbian, and I never tire of making a joke!

ScottMpls

2009-12-23 04:56:45 PM

Koalaesq: I'm a lawyer planning on getting pregnant soon. Now I'll know the reason if my kid turns out to be an asshole.

Two lawyers are walking into the office one Monday morning. The first lawyer says to her partner "I got a dog for my kids this weekend." The second lawyer replies "Oh really? Good trade." :)

/former lawyer

Aidan

2009-12-23 04:57:29 PM

Duhhhh. It's why therapist's kids are always farked up and badly behaved, why minister's daughters are always slutty (bless their little hearts), etc.

The cobbler's children have no shoes.

What? Birth defects? Personality is too a birth defect!

seenap

2009-12-23 05:16:08 PM

Well, that was a round about way of calling my mom a whore.

pikadon

2009-12-23 05:19:18 PM

If you went out in the rain without a hat, you'd probably resemble a walking birdbath.

GWSuperfan

2009-12-23 05:21:08 PM

ScottMpls: Koalaesq: I'm a lawyer planning on getting pregnant soon. Now I'll know the reason if my kid turns out to be an asshole.

Two lawyers are walking into the office one Monday morning. The first lawyer says to her partner "I got a dog for my kids this weekend." The second lawyer replies "Oh really? Good trade." :)

/former lawyer

A woman went to her doctor because she'd missed her last two periods. She swore she was a virgin, but the doctor insisted on a pregnancy test anyway. Just before peeing in the cup, she had a thought and asked, "Doctor- can you get pregnant from anal sex?"

The doctor replied, "Of course you can. Where do you think lawyers come from?"

Loris

2009-12-23 05:22:26 PM

Aidan: Duhhhh. It's why the rapist's kids are always farked up and badly behaved,

I was farked up and behaved badly. Mom was a rapist?

phaseolus

2009-12-23 05:25:43 PM

the dimpling in the top of your head

I think that's caused by lazy pediatric nurses picking up four babies at once.

acaciaavenue

2009-12-23 05:33:37 PM

Nai

2009-12-23 05:56:57 PM

I was a hostess at a bar while pregnant, and MAN do I have one flirty, happy baby girl...

/just say no to fetal alcohol syndrome

treesloth

2009-12-23 05:57:20 PM

You talking about the little soft spot? That's the quiet button. Don't you people know how babies work?

Elmo Jones

2009-12-23 06:03:41 PM

It's not dimpling, it's a hat.

/post it your own damned self.

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At

2009-12-23 06:14:51 PM

Good 1 Subby!

j.carney

2009-12-23 06:32:35 PM

I was a c-section. Guess that's why I always have the urge to leave any building I'm in through a window.

chatoyance

2009-12-23 06:44:01 PM

not surprised about the scientists
when I was a labrat, every second bottle in the genetics labs was labelled teratogen

CMK80

2009-12-23 07:13:36 PM

heh, heh

Cerebral Ballsy

2009-12-23 07:31:54 PM

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the scientists they are talking about are chemists and not.. say, computer scientists.

semiotix

2009-12-23 07:50:15 PM

Ah ha ha! Good one, submitter!

Seriously, though, Mom's quite promiscuous.

Chevello

2009-12-23 09:29:21 PM

Loris: Aidan: Duhhhh. It's why the rapist's kids are always farked up and badly behaved,

I was farked up and behaved badly. Mom was a rapist?

Not just A rapist, THE rapist.

Bonzo_1116

2009-12-23 09:47:28 PM

chatoyance: not surprised about the scientists
when I was a labrat, every second bottle in the genetics labs was labelled teratogen

Yeah, we also tend to have kids later in life, too.

It all adds up to a higher chance of gorked offspring.

/And cancer!

Hermit Tard

2009-12-23 10:17:00 PM

I was born with a birth defect so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

/extra finger
//was also a c-section before it became cool

dj_bigbird

2009-12-23 11:29:12 PM

Demise: I was a breech birth.

I guess that explains a few things.

Why? Are you into guns & cannons?

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