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Diogenes

2009-12-23 03:21:49 PM

Her forehead? I would have bet it was the Adam's Apple and her package.

Somaticasual

2009-12-23 03:35:50 PM

The phelps clan is just begging for one of those "just don't look" campaigns..

//please don't sue me.

Theaetetus

2009-12-23 03:37:13 PM

Diogenes: Her forehead? I would have bet it was the Adam's Apple and her package.

Pff. I'd hit that and so would you, if you could.

DaWormyPimpsta

2009-12-23 03:38:23 PM

"horde"? I thought a horde would be larger. huh.

St_Francis_P

2009-12-23 03:39:47 PM

I'm cynical enough of Lady Gaga that I'm wondering if she paid Phelps to do this.

Diogenes

2009-12-23 03:39:53 PM

Theaetetus: Diogenes: Her forehead? I would have bet it was the Adam's Apple and her package.

Pff. I'd hit that and so would you, if you could.

And at the same time, no less.

dahmers love zombie

2009-12-23 03:48:52 PM

God Hates Screeching, Harpy-Like AutoTuned Pop Tarts That Look Like They Had A Drag Queen's Dressing Room Blow Up All Over Them?

We need a counter-demonstration of massively over-the-top leather-n-lace wearing, inked and pierced, hardcore scene players at the theater. Call them "Gaga Hates Phelps", perhaps. A baker's dozen Jame Gumb lookalikes all tucking in front of the Phelps clan monotoning "Would you fark me? I'd fark me" would probably also work.

Anaxphone

2009-12-23 03:52:03 PM

Diogenes: And at the same time, no less.

fapfapfap

vernonFL

2009-12-23 04:06:27 PM

Lady Gaga is a very talented musician, producer and performer.

AuntofDogface

2009-12-23 04:07:41 PM

dahmers love zombie: God Hates Screeching, Harpy-Like AutoTuned Pop Tarts That Look Like They Had A Drag Queen's Dressing Room Blow Up All Over Them?

We need a counter-demonstration of massively over-the-top leather-n-lace wearing, inked and pierced, hardcore scene players at the theater. Call them "Gaga Hates Phelps", perhaps. A baker's dozen Jame Gumb lookalikes all tucking in front of the Phelps clan monotoning "Would you fark me? I'd fark me" would probably also work.

That would be so awesome!!

coco ebert

2009-12-23 04:12:54 PM

These people are the best example of AWs. Ignoring them is their biggest fear.

Great Metal Jesus

2009-12-23 04:21:14 PM

dahmers love zombie: Call them "Gaga Hates Phelps"

I was with you until here. Can't we just get a bunch of signs that say "F*ck all y'all" and protest them both?

Diogenes

2009-12-23 04:23:41 PM

♪♫♪ Can't abide,
Can't abide,
No he can't abide whore's forehead...♪♫♪

oldfarthenry

2009-12-23 04:35:49 PM

Man, it would be hysterical if she whipped her dick out and waved it at the Phelps yelps!

Diogenes

2009-12-23 04:57:35 PM

oldfarthenry: Man, it would be hysterical if she whipped her ~~dick~~ disco stick out and waved it at the Phelps yelps!

davidphogan

2009-12-23 05:33:22 PM

Somaticasual: The phelps clan is just begging for one of those "just don't look" campaigns..

//please don't sue me.

I wouldn't mind. I'd be shocked if there really is a God in the Old Testament kind of sense, cause any OT God would have smote Phelps by now for his jackassery.

DevideByZer0

2009-12-23 06:13:01 PM

I guess the anti computer game money machine dried up.

Lady Gaga is popular right now, maybe crusading against her will get the donations rolling in again.

KingPsyz

2009-12-23 06:15:38 PM

Phelps and Ladyboy Caca? meh

Although the resulting trainwreck of a demonstration will be high in lulz

FTGodWin

2009-12-23 06:16:58 PM

coco ebert: These people are the best example of AWs. Ignoring them is their biggest fear.

THIS!

Instead though, they always get plenty of press.

karmachameleon

2009-12-23 06:20:38 PM

Actually, I do feel bad for Phelps. I mean, imagine living with that much hate and anger bottled up inside of your head day after day, hour after hour, minute after minute. That would suck. So, I feel sorry for him.

Of course if I ever met him in person, I'd be happy to give him the cockpunch of his life. I don't feel that sorry for him.

Glitchwerks

2009-12-23 06:26:20 PM

Well, fark. I don't like Lady Gaga, but the WBC are the most worthless farkers in the world.

So if she pisses them off, I guess I like Lady Gaga.

eat_dolphins

2009-12-23 06:27:53 PM

I would pay good money to see the Phelp's clan start a "God hates biker gangs" campaign.

Erbo

2009-12-23 06:29:29 PM

Didn't somebody sue these people out of existence and get a lien against their church building? What ever came of that?

(Many people were saying their building should be converted into a gay nightclub or support center, for the cheap irony. I'd prefer just burning it down, dynamiting the wreckage, bulldozing the site flat, and sowing the ground it stood on with salt. Pour encourager les autres.)

Osomatic

2009-12-23 06:29:40 PM

"God Hates Lady Gaga" Try saying *that* five times fast.

(Also, good. Protest away. At least they're not at anybody's funeral.)

FTGodWin

2009-12-23 06:29:50 PM

karmachameleon: Actually, I do feel bad for Phelps. I mean, imagine living with that much hate and anger bottled up inside of your head day after day, hour after hour, minute after minute. That would suck. So, I feel sorry for him.

Of course if I ever met him in person, I'd be happy to give him the cockpunch of his life. I don't feel that sorry for him.

No, don't ever do that! Then they win, as that is their goal. You may not know, but he and his whole family are lawyers, giving all that bottled up hate and anger a 'productive' outlet.

Cockpunch him and he owns you.

captainrogue

2009-12-23 06:31:37 PM

I can't wait for the day Phelps is outted like Ted Haggard, for having drugged up sex with a gay ex-marine while listening to rock and roll music on a Brack Obama bedspread with porn on the television.

poot_rootbeer

2009-12-23 06:31:51 PM

I thought he was still in prison on obscenity charges.

Wait, aren't Fred Phelps and Max Hardcore the same guy?

ParadisePornoTheater

2009-12-23 06:35:09 PM

It'll just get people talking about her more. I hope so.

BumpInTheNight

2009-12-23 06:36:44 PM

poot_rootbeer: I thought he was still in prison on obscenity charges.

Wait, aren't Fred Phelps and Max Hardcore the same guy?

Shhhhh, you're going to ruin everything!

TheMadChaosopher

2009-12-23 06:37:49 PM

i for one agree with Mr. Phelps.

GODS HATES KERMIT THE FROG COATS!!!

docbenspock

2009-12-23 06:37:58 PM

poot_rootbeer: I thought he was still in prison on obscenity charges.

Wait, aren't Fred Phelps and Max Hardcore the same guy?

wait why is max hardcore in prison, pornography is legal. i mean his porn is disgusting but still legal, i thought.

MBK

2009-12-23 06:39:33 PM

I always said, when Phelps dies, I say the country unites and has the The Biggest Gay Parade ever (during his funeral).

Straight, gay, bi, it doesn't matter. Just show up to his funeral with noise makers and the gayest thing you can wear. Bring all your best signs and start marching.

xombie_a_go_go

2009-12-23 06:39:38 PM

vernonFL: Lady Gaga is a very talented musician, producer and performer.

Somebody cue the "Not sure if serious" pic of Heath Ledger.

/My google fu is not hitting on much lately

RoxtarRyan

2009-12-23 06:39:40 PM

Diogenes: Her forehead? I would have bet it was the Adam's Apple and her package.

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/better not be obscure

Jeff73

2009-12-23 06:39:47 PM

FTGodWin: No, don't ever do that! Then they win, as that is their goal. You may not know, but he and his whole family are lawyers, giving all that bottled up hate and anger a 'productive' outlet.

Cockpunch him and he owns you.

Only if he knows who you are.

RoxtarRyan

2009-12-23 06:40:59 PM

xombie_a_go_go: vernonFL: Lady Gaga is a very talented musician, producer and performer.

Somebody cue the "Not sure if serious" pic of Heath Ledger.

/My google fu is not hitting on much lately

Knew I had it somewhere in the bucket.

FormlessOne

2009-12-23 06:41:37 PM

docbenspock: wait why is max hardcore in prison, pornography is legal. i mean his porn is disgusting but still legal, i thought.

However, the very subjective crime of "obscenity" is still prosecutable, and five of his flicks were targeted by the DoJ.

SwingingJohnson

2009-12-23 06:44:42 PM

Lady Gaga has some fanatically loyal, nutty fans. So looks like Fred & family are gonna either their lawsuit, or hurt bad, or both.

sagegrey

2009-12-23 06:48:41 PM

SwingingJohnson: Lady Gaga has some fanatically loyal, nutty fans. So looks like Fred & family are gonna either their lawsuit, or hurt bad, or both.

i think you accidentally the whole thing.

Gangway Fathead

2009-12-23 06:50:28 PM

Circle of life....

xombie_a_go_go

2009-12-23 06:52:20 PM

RoxtarRyan:

You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman

RoxtarRyan

2009-12-23 06:52:59 PM

xombie_a_go_go: RoxtarRyan:

You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman

Anything to help a Farker out!

RemyDuron

2009-12-23 06:53:42 PM

vernonFL: Lady Gaga is a very talented musician, producer and performer.

Yes, she is. It really doesn't show most of the time, but she really can sing and play and even write a decent song. Her acoustic work is quite good. She's also rather more honest than your average musician about her work.

Mad_Radhu

2009-12-23 07:09:12 PM

Diogenes: Her forehead? I would have bet it was the Adam's Apple and her package.

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She has a package? Seriously, where is she hiding it?

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-23 07:10:30 PM

Theaetetus: Diogenes: Her forehead? I would have bet it was the Adam's Apple and her package.

Pff. ~~I'd hit that~~ That would hit me

ftfy

Rhaab

2009-12-23 07:10:54 PM

Where do I go for the protest against the phrase "after the jump"? Should I make my own sign, or will one be provided?

Brostorm

2009-12-23 07:12:06 PM

I am no fan of her, but these WBC clowns are the scum of the earth.

Reverend Otis

2009-12-23 07:17:10 PM

Mad_Radhu: Diogenes: Her forehead? I would have bet it was the Adam's Apple and her package.

She has a package? Seriously, where is she hiding it?

Whoa.

Man, her zany style really gets to me for some reason. My enjoyment of her antics is my secret shame...

PC LOAD LETTER

2009-12-23 07:17:57 PM

I hope they protest a Slayer concert next.

Landfill

2009-12-23 07:30:15 PM

Mad_Radhu: Diogenes: Her forehead? I would have bet it was the Adam's Apple and her package.

She has a package? Seriously, where is she hiding it?

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