Subby is a trolling troll, also colon-omitting douche.

Okay, that sounds weird.

Doctor Funkenstein: you aren't supposed to end a sentence with a preposition.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

what_now: What in the holy fark does that even mean?

it deserves this (pops)

Om nom nom nom
GO TEABAGGERS!

did someone say tea-bagging?

WhyteRaven74: Doctor Funkenstein: you aren't supposed to end a sentence with a preposition.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

I love Winston Churchill :).

what_now: What in the holy fark does that even mean?

The Zombies are the Teabagger movement. The Vampires are Fox News, Right Wing Radio, and Republicans who use thinly veiled encouragements of violence like "it's time for a revolution" or "Obama's not a real American where's the birth certificate?" or "Obama's gonna take your guns and lock you in a FEMA camp." More than that, they're every source conservative and non-conservative that hypes up doomsday fears and makes everyone out to be the enemy.

The werewolfs are people who get caught in (probably referring to sex/celebrity) scandals. The vampires then use these scandals to shift attention away from their own rhetoric and use the scandal to say "LOOK! Our society is crumbling! Where have our morals gone!?!?" or distract us from actual news. The werewolfs are wrong, but they cause less trouble than the vampires.

Also, whoever wrote this article is a troll, Slaughter House Five was an enjoyable book.

what_now: I read that twice, and I still don't have a farking clue what either one of those people are talking about.

Pretty much.

Vala0128: I love Winston Churchill :).

I do as well :)

what_now: I read that twice, and I still don't have a farking clue what either one of those people are talking about.

Same here. I kept reading to see when she would get to her point. Never found out what it was.

I decided to read some of her other posts. The common thread is she says a lot but really never says anything. A very bland writer.

Somebody call the waaaaahmbulance

I do wonder how much Tolkin earned for his screenplay. Perhaps he wrote it "pro bono" so he wouldn't commit the sin of being prosperous.

What the hell??? Tolkien wrote a screenplay from beyond the grave?

Learn something new every day.

That article almost made sense the way my dreams almost make sense. Is hollywood somehow responsible for teabaggers being depicted as less than fully rational human beings?

Anyway, Palin is more along the line of Las Plagas than a vampire. Vampires have normal human intelligence.

Never mind, LaraAmber: I do wonder how much Tolkin earned for his screenplay. Perhaps he wrote it "pro bono" so he wouldn't commit the sin of being prosperous.

What the hell??? Tolkien wrote a screenplay from beyond the grave?

Learn something new every day.

Never mind, I understand now. Michal Tolkin, not Tolkien.

I thought I wasn't the brightest candle in the box until I read that!

I are a genius compared to the author of TFA.

Must be a slow day for Incoherent Headlines.

TheJoeY: Somebody call the waaaaahmbulance

Everything published in Andrew Breitbart's internet screed is whining. Look at any picture of the guy - he always has his whining face on.

ACallForPeace: what_now: What in the holy fark does that even mean?

The Zombies are the Teabagger movement. The Vampires are Fox News, Right Wing Radio, and Republicans who use thinly veiled encouragements of violence like "it's time for a revolution" or "Obama's not a real American where's the birth certificate?" or "Obama's gonna take your guns and lock you in a FEMA camp." More than that, they're every source conservative and non-conservative that hypes up doomsday fears and makes everyone out to be the enemy.

The werewolfs are people who get caught in (probably referring to sex/celebrity) scandals. The vampires then use these scandals to shift attention away from their own rhetoric and use the scandal to say "LOOK! Our society is crumbling! Where have our morals gone!?!?" or distract us from actual news. The werewolfs are wrong, but they cause less trouble than the vampires.

Also, whoever wrote this article is a troll, Slaughter House Five was an enjoyable book.

Not only that, but he's quite wrong on how to get an Oscar Nom. Here's my take on how to get one:

Option 1> Make a terribly horrible movie and wharrrrgarbl all over the news about something (preferably on CNN, so the people who nominate for Oscars will see you).

Option 2> Put one of the people involved in giving an Oscar nod in the movie. Doesn't matter the part.

Option 3> Make a horrible movie with some "feel-good" point to it, ala Day After Tomorrow.

Option 4> Bribe a bunch of critics. (This doesn't always work).

Option 5> Make a fantastic movie, and keep your piehole shut (This rarely works, if at all).

Of course there are more options... idea, let's have an option list made!

I will say this, I would pay more attention to teabaggers if they broke into the dance routine from Thriller.

-What an incoherent mess. I vaguely get what she's saying but all it is is an extended whiiiiiiiinnnne of 'Look what the elitist commie-wood screenwriter said about YOU, Middle America!' Isn't he BAD!!!

Doctor Funkenstein: WTF is up with all of the Breitbart/Big Hollywood greenlights?

They're comedy gold?

Pam Meister grew up in Reno, Nevada, where she was spent her winter weekends skiing at the local resorts and her summer weekends at either Lake Tahoe or Pyramid Lake. She moved to Connecticut as a teen, where she experienced a kind of culture shock: humid summers, no slot machines in the grocery stores, restrictive liquor laws, and, perhaps worst of all, the kids wore Izod instead of OP.

She graduated from Western Connecticut State University with a BA in communicationsand had grand plans to become a radio DJ and eventually a voice-over artist, but life - marriage and two children - has a way of changing the best laid plans.

Never very politically or culturally active, she considered herself somewhat of a liberal - despite having grown up in a conservative household - dabbling in vegetarianism and ecological awareness while getting all of her news from CNN. For her, as for so many, 9/11 served as a clarion call and she began investigating other sources of news for answers. Imagine her surprise to find that conservatives are not evil, but make a heck of a lot of sense. She has not looked back since.

As a way of getting involved, she turned to an earlier interest in writing, began her own blog, and finally gained the courage to begin submitting articles to other internet sites. She now serves as a writer and editor for FamilySecurityMatters.org, is a writer for Pajamas Media, and also occasionally contributes to American Thinker. Her topics range from national security issues to politics to the effect of the entertainment industry on American culture. Nothing riles her more than celebrities who don't realize how blessed they are to live in America.

These conservative outlets don't skimp on their writers, this lady is a literary genius.

I've never been so moved by such compelling and articulate writing. Pam brings so much factual information to her argument that it's a real testimony to her style as she is able to present all of that information in such a coherent and logical way.

.. ah, I keed. She sounds like a less intelligent Michelle Malkin wannabe who submits whiney jingoistic articles to a whiney blog.

what_now: People_are_Idiots: Not only that, but he's quite wrong on how to get an Oscar Nom. Here's my take on how to get one:

Option 1> Make a terribly horrible movie and wharrrrgarbl all over the news about something (preferably on CNN, so the people who nominate for Oscars will see you).

Option 2> Put one of the people involved in giving an Oscar nod in the movie. Doesn't matter the part.

Option 3> Make a horrible movie with some "feel-good" point to it, ala Day After Tomorrow.

Option 4> Bribe a bunch of critics. (This doesn't always work).

Option 5> Make a fantastic movie, and keep your piehole shut (This rarely works, if at all).

Make a beautiful actress ugly and pathetic.
Make a movie about the holocaust.

Tell Baby Boomers they're perfect.
Use sweeping vistas of how America used to look.

I'm glad we have people like Michael Tolkin to tell us how we should think and what we should believe. Otherwise I might be one of those "other" "people".

FlashHarry: Doctor Funkenstein: Pssst...Michael...here's a tip: you aren't supposed to end a sentence with a preposition.)

don't tell me... michael medved, right?

LOL. Not even close.

Is it just me? The headline actually says:

Recipe for Oscar Nom: Trash Middle 'Tea-Bagging' America in the 'L.A. Times'

How is that incoherent? The author is saying that the recipe for an Oscar nomination is trashing the tea-baggers in the L.A. Times.

pxlboy: polarbear1876: Is it just me? The headline actually says:

Recipe for Oscar Nod: Trash Middle 'Tea-Bagging' America in the 'L.A. Times'

How is that incoherent? The author is saying that the recipe for an Oscar nomination is trashing the tea-baggers in the L.A. Times.

corrected typos + punctuation = coherent headline

the article, not so much

"Nom" does not need to be corrected; the article, however, well....

Word salad is still a symptom of schizophrenia isn't it?

When did E.E. Cummings start submitting links?

"......looking for hidden meaning in books we hated, like Slaughterhouse Five and anything written by Ernest Hemingway."

Really says all anyone needs to know about these illiterates.

Teabaggers really should have did a GIS with safe-search off before they called themselves that, where they can find classics like this:

quasi-NSFW