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(The Consumerist)   Wal-Mart, always low prices, always illegally videotaping customers and employees in the bathroom   (consumerist.com) divider line 108
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Pud [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 01:46:53 PM
Who the hell would want video of a Wal-mart shopper in the bath room?

media.peopleofwalmart.com

/hot as back boobs
 
2009-12-23 01:49:54 PM
Pud: Who the hell would want video of a Wal-mart shopper in the bath room?



/hot as back boobs


Who would want to go into a Wal-Mart restroom?
 
2009-12-23 03:19:17 PM
Hey, they have very low prices; if they want a look at my junk, I'm ok with it.
 
2009-12-23 03:20:45 PM
Il Douchey: Hey, they have very low prices; if they want a look at my junk, I'm ok with it.

I hold my junk and show the cameras my O face.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 03:32:22 PM
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Who would want to go into a Wal-Mart restroom?

I was wondering this very same thing. Maybe the manager liked watching poo stains spread?
 
2009-12-23 03:45:31 PM
The Voyeur's Union Local l00K is angry they weren't called in.
 
2009-12-23 03:49:34 PM
Pud: /hot as back boobs

I believe the correct term is: "Dorsal Tits."
 
2009-12-23 04:34:28 PM
There's probably footage on that tape that would make Chuck Norris cry like a little girl.
 
2009-12-23 04:42:54 PM
They're obviously looking to boost their profits by entering the lucrative blackmail market. Sex tapes are old and busted; lots of people aren't even embarrassed anymore. But how much would you pay to suppress the footage of you dropping trou and "returning some merchandise" at Walmart?
 
2009-12-23 05:28:52 PM
Pocket Ninja: There's probably footage on that tape that would make Chuck Norris cry like a little girl.

What, something that would let him see what a deluded jackass he is.
 
2009-12-23 05:37:44 PM
baka-san: Pocket Ninja: There's probably footage on that tape that would make Chuck Norris cry like a little girl.

What, something that would let him see what a deluded jackass he is.


www.lolwut.com
 
2009-12-23 07:09:35 PM
Yeah so I'm thinking there is some guy somewhere with like 400000 hours of pictures of p____ ;)
 
2009-12-23 07:10:13 PM
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha:

Who would want to go into a Wal-Mart restroom?



How else am supposed to chug 16 ounces of DXM without paying for it?

/not serious
 
2009-12-23 07:10:22 PM
That's illegal? Er, uh oh. Brb.
 
2009-12-23 07:14:03 PM
Surveillance Manager
http://tinyurl.com/yfa6nwj
(copy and paste)
 
2009-12-23 07:15:05 PM
I do not want to see the videos.

No way!
 
2009-12-23 07:16:55 PM
It's one thing to video tape people in the bathroom, I can kinda understand people doing that. But Wal-Mart customers? What kind of sick fark decides that this is the place? They should fry this demented fark.
 
2009-12-23 07:18:02 PM
Inventory stop loss. Those managers have to be under an insane amount of pressure. This, however, is way over the line.
 
2009-12-23 07:22:08 PM
That sounds like a rouge store manager and loss prevention placed the camera without corporates knowledge.If true they are in for some serious litigation that Wal-Mart will lose.
 
2009-12-23 07:22:24 PM
If I actually have to use a Wal-Mart bathroom, it's not going to be pleasant. They can watch me take a screaming shotgun dump over and over, if they want.
 
2009-12-23 07:23:05 PM
They are looking for shrinkage.
 
2009-12-23 07:23:21 PM
i257.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 07:24:20 PM
The Onanist: Pud: /hot as back boobs

I believe the correct term is: "Dorsal Tits."


That's farkin' hilarious.
 
2009-12-23 07:26:04 PM
Pud: Who the hell would want video of a Wal-mart shopper in the bath room?



/hot as back boobs


That's not back boobs, THIS is back boobs.
img.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 07:26:17 PM
I imagine that being the official Wal-Mart gunt-footage inspector is probably the worst job ever.
 
2009-12-23 07:27:41 PM
"Walmart bathroom cleaner" - not sure if there's a job worse than that.

Other than maybe gas station bathroom cleaner. I've walked out of a few gas station bathrooms thinking "how the hell did someone get shiat so high up there?"
 
2009-12-23 07:27:45 PM
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yfa6nwj

Meh, if that's all you got then your not trying. I would have expected much better from you on this one.
 
2009-12-23 07:27:51 PM
bmr68: That sounds like a rouge store manager and loss prevention placed the camera without corporates knowledge.If true they are in for some serious litigation that Wal-Mart will lose.

GIS for Rouge Store Manager?
 
2009-12-23 07:28:40 PM
Naughty, naughty, Wal-Mart. I can understand their desire to pinch shoplifters and employee thieves, but you can't video record the restroom. Shame on you.
 
2009-12-23 07:29:17 PM
gorgor: Surveillance Manager
http://tinyurl.com/yfa6nwj
(copy and paste)


Good to see your brother got a job.
 
2009-12-23 07:29:43 PM
Everytime I go to the bathroom, I'm trying to lose inventory... Why is Walmart trying to prevent that?
 
2009-12-23 07:32:01 PM
Walker: Pud: Who the hell would want video of a Wal-mart shopper in the bath room?

/hot as back boobs

That's not back boobs, THIS is back boobs.


Dude! that was so wrong in many ways! I was expecting something like that Gorgor, not someone else.

Great now it's stuck in my face and I have no booze to wash away that thought.
 
2009-12-23 07:36:53 PM
This doesn't even make the top ten list of shiat Wal-Mart--the country's biggest private employer by a mile--does to its employees.

What? It doesn't.

But "the catalyst" for the complaint was the videotaping, which was discovered by several workers in March 2008 and was being done in a unisex bathroom that was also used by the public, said the suit by Bethlehem attorney Erv McLain.

"I am absolutely and utterly incredulous that any company, especially a company of the size of Wal-Mart, would allow people to do this," McLain said today. "I can't believe that they had the audacity to do this."


The reason they needed to hire a lawyer is that it takes enormous skill and years of special training to sound convincingly surprised by any of this.

I know there will be the inevitable apologists who always flood into this kind of thread because of the hard-on it gives them to think about being able to get away with treating their four employees at the laundromat the way Wal-Mart would. That's fine. But seriously--who can say they're actually surprised by this?
 
2009-12-23 07:38:10 PM
Galactic_Empanada 2009-12-23 07:24:20 PM
The Onanist: Pud: /hot as back boobs

I believe the correct term is: "Dorsal Tits."

That's farkin' hilarious.


too funny.
 
2009-12-23 07:38:20 PM
littlett's: I do not want to see the videos.

No way!


I know what some one's secret santa is getting his fav scout owner on dvd this year...
 
2009-12-23 07:39:47 PM
Pud:


/hot as back boobs


who thought a tramp stamp on sweat pants was a good idea?
 
2009-12-23 07:40:19 PM
Pud: Who the hell would want video of a Wal-mart shopper in the bath room?


Consider Rule 34 : Urban Dictionary (new window)
 
2009-12-23 07:41:32 PM
Some women prefer to air dry after
http://tinyurl.com/yamslbd
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-12-23 07:41:58 PM
There can be but one....

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
 
2009-12-23 07:43:46 PM
Rozinante: If I actually have to use a Wal-Mart bathroom, it's not going to be pleasant. They can watch me take a screaming shotgun dump over and over, if they want.

Maybe I've lead a sheltered life, but "Screaming shotgun dump" is a new one to me.

Just reading that phrase makes my starfish tingle. And not in a pleasant way, either.

==========================================

img.photobucket.com


Yikes!

Ya know, if it wasn't for the internet, I probably would have gone my whole life without seeing that-- or even thinking of the very concept of back boobage.

I think I will turn off the computer now. Then I will take a shower, fap, and have a good cry.
 
2009-12-23 07:45:27 PM
Riche: Then I will take a shower, fap, and have a good cry.

you gonna fap to that?
 
2009-12-23 07:50:47 PM
Walker: Pud: Who the hell would want video of a Wal-mart shopper in the bath room?



/hot as back boobs

That's not back boobs, THIS is back boobs.


OK, THAT'S IT!

I call bullshiat on that pic....there is no way that can be real...no farking way in hell that can be real!!
 
2009-12-23 07:58:40 PM
"...always illegally videotaping customers and employees in the bathroom"

Subby should be slammed by Wal-Mart lawyers.
 
2009-12-23 08:00:42 PM
Oh god, now I've seen the infamous back rack two too many times, damn you.
 
2009-12-23 08:01:04 PM
vonster: "...always illegally videotaping customers and employees in the bathroom"

Subby should be slammed by Wal-Mart lawyers.


In fact, FARK should dump this entire thread before Wal-Mart righteously sues them.
 
2009-12-23 08:11:25 PM
"Those aren't the shocks she came in with!"
 
2009-12-23 08:18:21 PM
Beerguy: Walker: Pud: Who the hell would want video of a Wal-mart shopper in the bath room?



/hot as back boobs

That's not back boobs, THIS is back boobs.

OK, THAT'S IT!

I call bullshiat on that pic....there is no way that can be real...no farking way in hell that can be real!!


Oh it's real baby, it's very real. The scary thing is her jeans seem to be halfway up her back, but yet it appears half her butt is showing. Maybe it's a mini-butt that rests on top of her enormous butt?
 
2009-12-23 08:22:14 PM
semiotix: This doesn't even make the top ten list of shiat Wal-Mart--the country's biggest private employer by a mile--does to its employees.

Wait, you mean that Walmart even employs more people than you do? You must be in the top 5 in job production though, right?
 
2009-12-23 08:24:05 PM
BumpInTheNight: Oh god, now I've seen the infamous back rack two too many times, damn you.

back rack is also good
 
2009-12-23 08:25:21 PM
Walker: Beerguy: Walker: Pud: Who the hell would want video of a Wal-mart shopper in the bath room?



/hot as back boobs

That's not back boobs, THIS is back boobs.

OK, THAT'S IT!

I call bullshiat on that pic....there is no way that can be real...no farking way in hell that can be real!!

Oh it's real baby, it's very real. The scary thing is her jeans seem to be halfway up her back, but yet it appears half her butt is showing. Maybe it's a mini-butt that rests on top of her enormous butt?


It is a good thing I am off for the next 4 days...cause I am now drinking heavily in an effort to erase that image from my memory.

/Just as good of an excuse as anything else
 
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