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2009-12-23 01:15:11 PM
it's because she's hot

www.freewebs.com

"You keep using that word, I do not think ... oh, hell ARE YOU ON CRACK, MAN?"
 
2009-12-23 01:16:30 PM
Looks like Cynthia McKinney with short hair.
NOT HOT!
 
2009-12-23 01:23:46 PM
Agents told her she would have to submit to a strip search.

"I said to her, 'No way that's going to happen! My husband don't know what's inside my rectum and neither will you."


And, now the whole world knows that you don't give up the anal.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2009-12-23 01:24:34 PM
Good to see U.S. Customs hiring blind people. They need jobs, too.
 
2009-12-23 01:27:41 PM
I think customs just perjured themselves.
 
2009-12-23 01:37:01 PM
"They never apologized, never said anything," she said. "They thought they had a big fish."

Hygiene issues?
 
2009-12-23 01:39:17 PM
"I said to her, 'No way that's going to happen! My husband don't know what's inside my rectum and neither will you."

I'm gonna guess poop. Did I win? Did I win?
 
2009-12-23 01:48:03 PM
"I'm a big person, very conscious of my body . . . . You can imagine how I felt. They made me stand up and hold my arm up and they made me lift up my breast. Then she told me to turn around and bend all the way over with my feet wide apart. And then she told me to use my hand and open my rectum. They told me to put one foot forward then squat and cough ... they told me to lift up my belly and they told me open my feet apart and to pry my legs apart and they looked underneath my crotch."

Thanks, Subby. I'm not going to be needing to buy any lunch today, so you saved me a few bucks and helped me reduce my calorie and fat intake today.
 
2009-12-23 02:00:04 PM
I'd hit Miss Gibraltar #6 before her.
 
2009-12-23 02:02:24 PM
Some may consider fat and with a man's face hot in a girl. I do not.
 
2009-12-23 02:02:32 PM
This totally negated the Swedish Thread.
 
2009-12-23 02:02:56 PM
Not Hot

Goes back to Swedish lesbian thread...
 
2009-12-23 02:02:57 PM
OtherLittleGuy: I'd hit Miss Gibraltar #6 before her.

Sadly, THIS.
 
2009-12-23 02:02:58 PM
Bastard made me click the link.
 
2009-12-23 02:03:07 PM
*GAH*

Subby gets a cockpunch
 
2009-12-23 02:03:13 PM
FTA: "They never apologized, never said anything," she said. "They thought they had a big fish."

To be fair, based on the smell, it's understandable.
 
2009-12-23 02:03:49 PM
Cyberluddite: "I'm a big person, very conscious of my body . . . . You can imagine how I felt. They made me stand up and hold my arm up and they made me lift up my breast. Then she told me to turn around and bend all the way over with my feet wide apart. And then she told me to use my hand and open my rectum. They told me to put one foot forward then squat and cough ... they told me to lift up my belly and they told me open my feet apart and to pry my legs apart and they looked underneath my crotch."

Thanks, Subby. I'm not going to be needing to buy any lunch today, so you saved me a few bucks and helped me reduce my calorie and fat intake today.

FAP FAP FAP
 
2009-12-23 02:03:53 PM
Happy Festivus, from your friends at Canadian Customs.
 
2009-12-23 02:04:01 PM
Canadians have low standards.
 
2009-12-23 02:06:06 PM
big fish, indeed.
 
2009-12-23 02:06:18 PM
Dont fool yourself girl, its goin right up the poop chute
 
2009-12-23 02:06:43 PM
FTA: Like Archer, he was strip-searched, only Stewart was asked to produce a bowel movement to satisfy customs agents he wasn't concealing drugs.

And people laugh at me for carrying around a bag of crap! If the dude had his Bag-O-Poop he could have just handed it to them and been on his way.
 
2009-12-23 02:07:12 PM
suuubbbbbyyyyyyyyy....she's biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggg
 
2009-12-23 02:08:16 PM
Regardless if she's fat, thin, black, white, attractive or ugly, this is precisely why I will never fly on a commercial airliner ever again. I'm not willing to give up my freedoms and rights as an American citizen in order to fly someplace a little bit faster than driving myself. Once you pass through the metal detectors into the secure area, you are completely at the mercy of the TSA goons and they have 100% control over your actions. I'm not willing to give that much power over my life to some high school dropout with a badge and a power trip.
 
2009-12-23 02:09:24 PM
i138.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 02:10:00 PM
wee: Good to see U.S. Customs hiring blind people. They need jobs, too.

Didn't read TFA, did ya? This happened in Canada, eh.
 
2009-12-23 02:10:17 PM
I don't think there's a customs agent on the planet that would have said that, subby.

-1
 
2009-12-23 02:10:32 PM
Hmmmmm......I'd hit that........with my car.
 
2009-12-23 02:11:44 PM
So powhound, slap the fat and ride the wave. What is the problem? Sounds like you could do a really good mogules competition on here as well.
 
2009-12-23 02:11:47 PM
Hmm, she might be right about the racial profiling on this one, because she is really not hot.
 
2009-12-23 02:12:23 PM
gorgor: My husband don't know what's inside my rectum and neither will you.

LOL:)
http://tinyurl.com/yewr52p
(copy and paste, NSFW)


NO, just no.
 
2009-12-23 02:12:24 PM
skabbo: Awesome
 
2009-12-23 02:12:41 PM
If I was a customs agent I'd want to search every piece of hot ass that comes through the airport.... of course my definition of hot differs from Subby's.
 
2009-12-23 02:13:17 PM
"Her toothbrush, agents said, tested positive for heroin and THC, the active ingredient in marijuana."

magazine.goodvibes.com

How stupid do you have to be to become a customs agent, anyway?
 
2009-12-23 02:14:18 PM
Whatever they pay customs agents in Canada it isn't enough to probe that.
 
2009-12-23 02:14:24 PM
skwerl: Regardless if she's fat, thin, black, white, attractive or ugly, this is precisely why I will never fly on a commercial airliner ever again. I'm not willing to give up my freedoms and rights as an American citizen in order to fly someplace a little bit faster than driving myself. Once you pass through the metal detectors into the secure area, you are completely at the mercy of the TSA goons and they have 100% control over your actions. I'm not willing to give that much power over my life to some high school dropout with a badge and a power trip.

Good thing you're American and never had plans to leave your country then, I suppose.

Some of us like to travel to places other than Omaha Nebraska or Bakersfield California.
 
2009-12-23 02:14:40 PM
Really , If I'm a Customs agent and she's something that's not clearly visible? I'm letting her go.
 
2009-12-23 02:14:48 PM
FTA:
Her toothbrush, agents said, tested positive for heroin and THC, the active ingredient in marijuana.

I didn't know those tests gave instant results.
 
2009-12-23 02:14:53 PM
skwerl: Regardless if she's fat, thin, black, white, attractive or ugly, this is precisely why I will never fly on a commercial airliner ever again. I'm not willing to give up my freedoms and rights as an American citizen in order to fly someplace a little bit faster than driving myself. Once you pass through the metal detectors into the secure area, you are completely at the mercy of the TSA goons and they have 100% control over your actions. I'm not willing to give that much power over my life to some high school dropout with a badge and a power trip.

Uh, you act like everyone gets anally probed by the TSA. I am Indian and have never been stopped by TSA, and I fly pretty often. Obviously this is anecdotal, but I really haven't seen too many people get searched beyond a basic pat down.
 
2009-12-23 02:15:10 PM
calpattypress.files.wordpress.com

/hot, unlike her
 
2009-12-23 02:15:32 PM
NephilimNexus: "Her toothbrush, agents said, tested positive for heroin and THC, the active ingredient in marijuana."

How stupid do you have to be to become a customs agent, anyway?


"Her toothbrush, agents said, tested positive for heroin and THC, the active ingredient in marijuana."

Been reading English long?
 
2009-12-23 02:15:35 PM
Humm the dime bag I just purchased in Canada kind of smells like tuna.
 
2009-12-23 02:16:04 PM
Cyberluddite: "I'm a big person, very conscious of my body . . . . You can imagine how I felt. They made me stand up and hold my arm up and they made me lift up my breast. Then she told me to turn around and bend all the way over with my feet wide apart. And then she told me to use my hand and open my rectum. They told me to put one foot forward then squat and cough ... they told me to lift up my belly and they told me open my feet apart and to pry my legs apart and they looked underneath my crotch."

Thanks, Subby. I'm not going to be needing to buy any lunch today, so you saved me a few bucks and helped me reduce my calorie and fat intake today.


I'll be in my bunk...
 
2009-12-23 02:16:19 PM
ununcle: Really , If I'm a Customs agent and she's something that's not clearly visible? I'm letting her go.

oops. Really , If I'm a Customs agent and she's "smuggling" something that's not clearly visible? I'm letting her go.

/Wow I'm on fire today.
 
2009-12-23 02:16:20 PM
Doesn't everyone brush with heroin?

Makes for a wicked sleep
 
2009-12-23 02:16:20 PM
gorgor: My husband don't know what's inside my rectum and neither will you.

LOL:)
http://tinyurl.com/yewr52p
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Surprisingly innocuous.
 
2009-12-23 02:16:37 PM
But did they separate her from Magoo?!!?
 
2009-12-23 02:16:41 PM
All this, and I just got back from a trip where I smoked a joint at Robert E Lee's estate, one at Regan International, and another at O'Hare's baggage claim.



God its good to be medical.
 
2009-12-23 02:17:13 PM
NephilimNexus: "Her toothbrush, agents said, tested positive for heroin and THC, the active ingredient in marijuana."



How stupid do you have to be to become a customs agent, anyway?


It's pretty clear that the sentence is referring to THC as the active ingredient in marijuana. The reporter didn't write "active ingredients".
 
2009-12-23 02:17:41 PM
skwerl: Regardless if she's fat, thin, black, white, attractive or ugly, this is precisely why I will never fly on a commercial airliner ever again. I'm not willing to give up my freedoms and rights as an American citizen in order to fly someplace a little bit faster than driving myself.

You must drive pretty damn fast. I drive pretty damn fast too, but that 5 hours it takes me to fly from California to New York does cut a pretty decent chunk of travel time off as compared to driving.

And don't get me started on my road trips to Hawaii and Europe--they were total failures. As I imagine the woman in TFA's road trip to Jamaica likely would've been.
 
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