Some may consider fat and with a man's face hot in a girl. I do not.

This totally negated the Swedish Thread.

Not Hot

Goes back to Swedish lesbian thread...

OtherLittleGuy: I'd hit Miss Gibraltar #6 before her.

Sadly, THIS.

Bastard made me click the link.

*GAH*

Subby gets a cockpunch

FTA: "They never apologized, never said anything," she said. "They thought they had a big fish."

To be fair, based on the smell, it's understandable.

Cyberluddite: "I'm a big person, very conscious of my body . . . . You can imagine how I felt. They made me stand up and hold my arm up and they made me lift up my breast. Then she told me to turn around and bend all the way over with my feet wide apart. And then she told me to use my hand and open my rectum. They told me to put one foot forward then squat and cough ... they told me to lift up my belly and they told me open my feet apart and to pry my legs apart and they looked underneath my crotch."

Thanks, Subby. I'm not going to be needing to buy any lunch today, so you saved me a few bucks and helped me reduce my calorie and fat intake today.
FAP FAP FAP

Happy Festivus, from your friends at Canadian Customs.

Canadians have low standards.

big fish, indeed.

Dont fool yourself girl, its goin right up the poop chute

FTA: Like Archer, he was strip-searched, only Stewart was asked to produce a bowel movement to satisfy customs agents he wasn't concealing drugs.

And people laugh at me for carrying around a bag of crap! If the dude had his Bag-O-Poop he could have just handed it to them and been on his way.

suuubbbbbyyyyyyyyy....she's biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggg

Regardless if she's fat, thin, black, white, attractive or ugly, this is precisely why I will never fly on a commercial airliner ever again. I'm not willing to give up my freedoms and rights as an American citizen in order to fly someplace a little bit faster than driving myself. Once you pass through the metal detectors into the secure area, you are completely at the mercy of the TSA goons and they have 100% control over your actions. I'm not willing to give that much power over my life to some high school dropout with a badge and a power trip.

I don't think there's a customs agent on the planet that would have said that, subby.

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Hmmmmm......I'd hit that........with my car.

So powhound, slap the fat and ride the wave. What is the problem? Sounds like you could do a really good mogules competition on here as well.

Hmm, she might be right about the racial profiling on this one, because she is really not hot.

gorgor: My husband don't know what's inside my rectum and neither will you.

LOL:)
http://tinyurl.com/yewr52p
(copy and paste, NSFW)

NO, just no.

If I was a customs agent I'd want to search every piece of hot ass that comes through the airport.... of course my definition of hot differs from Subby's.

skwerl: Regardless if she's fat, thin, black, white, attractive or ugly, this is precisely why I will never fly on a commercial airliner ever again. I'm not willing to give up my freedoms and rights as an American citizen in order to fly someplace a little bit faster than driving myself. Once you pass through the metal detectors into the secure area, you are completely at the mercy of the TSA goons and they have 100% control over your actions. I'm not willing to give that much power over my life to some high school dropout with a badge and a power trip.

Good thing you're American and never had plans to leave your country then, I suppose.

Some of us like to travel to places other than Omaha Nebraska or Bakersfield California.

Really , If I'm a Customs agent and she's something that's not clearly visible? I'm letting her go.

FTA:
Her toothbrush, agents said, tested positive for heroin and THC, the active ingredient in marijuana.

I didn't know those tests gave instant results.

skwerl: Regardless if she's fat, thin, black, white, attractive or ugly, this is precisely why I will never fly on a commercial airliner ever again. I'm not willing to give up my freedoms and rights as an American citizen in order to fly someplace a little bit faster than driving myself. Once you pass through the metal detectors into the secure area, you are completely at the mercy of the TSA goons and they have 100% control over your actions. I'm not willing to give that much power over my life to some high school dropout with a badge and a power trip.

Uh, you act like everyone gets anally probed by the TSA. I am Indian and have never been stopped by TSA, and I fly pretty often. Obviously this is anecdotal, but I really haven't seen too many people get searched beyond a basic pat down.

NephilimNexus: "Her toothbrush, agents said, tested positive for heroin and THC, the active ingredient in marijuana."

How stupid do you have to be to become a customs agent, anyway?

"Her toothbrush, agents said, tested positive for heroin and THC, the active ingredient in marijuana."

Been reading English long?

Humm the dime bag I just purchased in Canada kind of smells like tuna.

ununcle: Really , If I'm a Customs agent and she's something that's not clearly visible? I'm letting her go.

oops. Really , If I'm a Customs agent and she's "smuggling" something that's not clearly visible? I'm letting her go.

/Wow I'm on fire today.

Doesn't everyone brush with heroin?

Makes for a wicked sleep

gorgor: My husband don't know what's inside my rectum and neither will you.

LOL:)
http://tinyurl.com/yewr52p
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Surprisingly innocuous.

But did they separate her from Magoo?!!?

All this, and I just got back from a trip where I smoked a joint at Robert E Lee's estate, one at Regan International, and another at O'Hare's baggage claim.



God its good to be medical.

NephilimNexus: "Her toothbrush, agents said, tested positive for heroin and THC, the active ingredient in marijuana."



How stupid do you have to be to become a customs agent, anyway?

It's pretty clear that the sentence is referring to THC as the active ingredient in marijuana. The reporter didn't write "active ingredients".