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(Some Guy)		Few things liven up a Christmas lingerie show like gunfire (kfsm.com)		50
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Diogenes		2009-12-23 01:28:16 PM

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What high caliber boobage in lingerie may look like.

brap		2009-12-23 01:35:47 PM

A volatile cocktail of fashion and Arkansas.

Dr.Fey		2009-12-23 01:52:49 PM

Theaetetus: Perforated Boobies.

Looks like your Boobies got shot down...

noYOUare		2009-12-23 02:06:45 PM

TFA: Old Gin event center

I think this tells us everything we need to know, folks.

Sybarite		2009-12-23 02:38:03 PM

Santa Babies Lingerie Show sponsored by Funk Fusion Academy was scheduled for 10 p.m. Saturday to 4 a.m.

That's some lingerie show.

baka-san		2009-12-23 02:40:05 PM

jehovahs witness protection		2009-12-23 03:26:22 PM

Somebody got their panties in a wad and came out with guns a blazin.

schattenteufel		2009-12-23 04:39:09 PM

BLAM.

graham_paige		2009-12-23 04:40:15 PM

LINGERIE THREAD

theorellior		2009-12-23 04:41:39 PM

schattenteufel: BLAM.

I know I went off.

WTF Indeed		2009-12-23 04:42:12 PM

graham_paige: LINGERIE THREAD

Merry X-Mas
cdn.ezprezzo.com

HellHammerX		2009-12-23 04:43:49 PM

I blame the Penguin Menace

paydayperx		2009-12-23 04:46:31 PM

More journalistic excellence in that mushmouth headline. How about "Shooting at lingerie show injures 4"?

Or do they just type this shiat straight onto the page in Arkansas without the use of a computer?

Arcturus72		2009-12-23 04:46:45 PM

Wow... Glad I moved away from that shiate hole...

Oh wait... I live in FL now, and where do more Fark headlines come from? Big Whoops there.

Quasar		2009-12-23 04:47:23 PM

WOULD YOU LIKE TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW

DON'T WORRY I GOT A PERMIT FOR THESE

Mordos		2009-12-23 04:47:44 PM

Ho. Ho. Ho.

image.lightinthebox.com

\\Hot

kcfarker		2009-12-23 04:47:54 PM

What an Arkansas lingerie show may look like...

content.pyzam.com

/hot. just like the link.

Sapper_Topo		2009-12-23 04:48:25 PM

graham_paige: Christmas LINGERIE THREAD

Fixed

/Dont know if I can handle another thread like the Swedish Lesbo thread
//Fap

ScottMpls		2009-12-23 04:50:13 PM

kcfarker: What an Arkansas lingerie show may look like...

LOL! I had basically the same thought ...

Mordos		2009-12-23 04:51:40 PM

What an Arkansas lingerie show may look like...

I'll even pull a gorgor because I'm in the Christmas spirit!

NSFW (Don't look.. Really, Don't Look)

http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/edith.jpg

NSFW

Skalagrim		2009-12-23 04:51:56 PM

How did I know this was in Arkansas before I even clicked the link?

Drakonas		2009-12-23 04:59:44 PM

ok farkers climb in and enjoy the ride its a lingerie thread

UnknownEric		2009-12-23 05:35:14 PM

Also, somethin' else was shootin' that wasn't a gun.

dj_bigbird		2009-12-23 05:37:38 PM

This thread is relevant to my interests.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass		2009-12-23 05:42:41 PM

Boom.

Maechyll		2009-12-23 05:45:10 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Boom.

Nice. Daddy like.

gorgor		2009-12-23 05:50:50 PM

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yd3st8o
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Rodent of unusual size		2009-12-23 06:00:05 PM

Fire in the hole

Linux_Yes		2009-12-23 06:18:57 PM

what bad could possibly happen at 2:30 a.m. in redneck arkansas???

i just can't imagine what could happen.......

and i'm sure there was no alcohol or drugs involved.

Rohasman		2009-12-23 06:22:03 PM

Mordos: Ho. Ho. Ho.

\\Hot

eddievercetti: HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

/done

You both said: "ho ho ho" or a slight variation thereof... then only posted one "ho" each. You each owe Fark 2 more Hos, for a total of 4. Don't worry though, I got you covered:

ep.yimg.com

Think nothing of it. Consider this debt covering a blessing from holiday spirit. Ho ho ho.

ep.yimg.com

NSFW (pops)

bilgemaster		2009-12-23 06:22:43 PM

Mordos: Edith seems perfectly SFW. In fact, someone in the Baltimore area should hire her for the office Xmas party...or maybe for Easter, since Edith loves eggs...

/obscure?

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2009-12-23 06:26:39 PM

Too much fappage... Out of clean socks... Send for help....

mexicymru		2009-12-23 06:33:27 PM

Why is Thaetetus's post dated in the future, and therefore remaining at the end of the thread?

Nina_Hartley's_Ass		2009-12-23 06:35:45 PM

mexicymru: Why is Thaetetus's post dated in the future, and therefore remaining at the end of the thread?

F*rst p*st t*me w*rp.

FormlessOne		2009-12-23 06:38:00 PM

Arkansas, it's hard not to take the stereotypical view when you can't even hold a friggin' lingere show without shooting four people.

Also - 4 wounded, with no serious injuries, at a shooting? Damn, Arkansas, what happend to using the little bead thingie on top of the gun? (I'm assuming that lasers are right out.)

mexicymru		2009-12-23 06:38:47 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: mexicymru: Why is Thaetetus's post dated in the future, and therefore remaining at the end of the thread?

F*rst p*st t*me w*rp.

I see. And why is there a small Death Star in the picture you posted?

blazemongr		2009-12-23 06:42:39 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Boom.

Anyone who says that girl is fat or in any way overweight can shove her rifle barrel up their ass. I'll take her over some anorexic with no stamina or energy any day of the year.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass		2009-12-23 06:42:41 PM

mexicymru: And why is there a small Death Star in the picture you posted?

Not seein' it.

gorgor		2009-12-23 06:50:02 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: mexicymru: And why is there a small Death Star in the picture you posted?

Not seein' it.

Sublimal Ads
http://tinyurl.com/ycnkard
(copy and paste)

Roja Herring		2009-12-23 07:14:08 PM

I wish Fark had bookmarking capabilities. Oh well.

Infarct		2009-12-23 07:34:51 PM

This isn't a bookmark. Honest.

greyw1980		2009-12-23 07:40:00 PM

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yd3st8o
(copy and paste, NSFW)

403 Forbidden

Someone getting coal tomorrow night.

gorgor		2009-12-23 07:46:19 PM

greyw1980: Someone getting coal tomorrow night.

It's a fickle system.

jimi32		2009-12-23 07:49:04 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Boom.

That is so frickin' nice!

silverblues		2009-12-23 08:00:49 PM

This is the same town where someone stole a semi-trailer full of feminine hygiene products.

Coincidence? I think not!

Arkanaut		2009-12-23 08:25:02 PM

Merry Christmas.^

texdent		2009-12-23 08:48:39 PM

The mods must be in a giving mood this season.

Generation_D		2009-12-23 10:53:55 PM

Came for the www.multimafia.no

And the

And would even not minded the

justjared.buzznet.com

mantrum		2009-12-23 11:54:53 PM

Mordos: What an Arkansas lingerie show may look like...

I'll even pull a gorgor because I'm in the Christmas spirit!

NSFW (Don't look.. Really, Don't Look)

http://paranoidcomix.com/joeblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/edith.jpg

NSFW

AAARRGGHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!

/no way would i hit that
//maybe