Jesus Christ! Can't someone just bury her alive? I don't think it would be a crime, and she wouldn't notice anyway.

Baron Hardup

Sounds like a pornstar name.

The jail there is really, really easy to escape from, though.

MaxxLarge: FTA: "Her outburst was said to have exasperated stars of the show, including Fairy Godmother Anthea Turner, comedian Bobby Davro, playing Buttons, and actor Mickey Rooney, as Baron Hardup."

Holy $#!+. I honestly thought he was dead.

Wikipedia informs me that he's 89.

The US goes overboard with their coverage of worthless pop stars, but the UK makes an art of it. Please, quit covering these little pop tarts. No one will remember them in 10 years.

While we are at it, I am starting to believe that Amy Winehouse is immune to death.

At the performance the singer was said to have shocked children and parents by shouting 'He's f ****** behind you'

No he's f****** not!

Nemo's Brother: While we are at it, I am starting to believe that Amy Winehouse is immune to death.

It's the Keif Richards gene.

So Baron Hardup was f****** behind you?

If she spent half the effort on performing and writing as she does on sad press stunts like this, she'd be probably half the performer she now thinks she is.

MaxxLarge: FTA: "Her outburst was said to have exasperated stars of the show, including Fairy Godmother Anthea Turner, comedian Bobby Davro, playing Buttons, and actor Mickey Rooney, as Baron Hardup."

Holy $#!+. I honestly thought he was dead.

Wow, me too....he's gotta be older than Abe Vigoda (new window)

Well, that's the thing I learned from Fark today (well, Wikipedia, inspired by Fark): What the f*ck a 'pantomime' is. I always figured it was the same art form as mime, with mime being a shortened term for it.

Apparently you're SUPPOSED to yell "He's behind you!" Adding the "f*cking" is frowned upon in Milton Keynes, presumably encouraged in East London.

You'd think, "Why the hell would anyone go to the pantomime," but then again, you're not Amy Winehouse.

Warpigpen: MaxxLarge: FTA: "Her outburst was said to have exasperated stars of the show, including Fairy Godmother Anthea Turner, comedian Bobby Davro, playing Buttons, and actor Mickey Rooney, as Baron Hardup."

Holy $#!+. I honestly thought he was dead.

Wow, me too....he's gotta be older than Abe Vigoda (new window)

He is. Literally.

UnknownEric: You'd think, "Why the hell would anyone go to the pantomime,"

Boo, hiss!

/submitter

Oooooh yes I am!!

The singer is said to have kicked 27-year-old Richard Pound in the groin after he asked her to stop ruining the enjoyment of families watching the performance of Cinderella.

C'mon you guys.

She kicked a dude named Dick Pound in the groin!!!

Was I the only one who caught that?

Good thing I Googled and learned that pantomime is different from a bunch of mimes; I was going to side with Amy here.

in the drunk tank? Christmas evening? I can see a better time

improvius: The jail there is really, really easy to escape from, though.

I hear they leave the doors open or something.

Upon further review: They still HAVE "pantomime"? Even in Britain?

I can't believe Amy Winehouse would do this. She normally lives her life with such quiet dignity....

Seriously, if we lived in a truly compassionate and caring society someone would take her out back and euthanize her.

This crazy koont makes Britney look like a choirgirl (or pantomimer for that matter), and Britney is much easier on the eyes.

Gyrfalcon: Upon further review: They still HAVE "pantomime"? Even in Britain?

Whut?

It keeps a lot of theatres going all year round, the revenues, and the pay days for actors, over Christmas are vast.

Apparently she was the only one there that knew the rules. After reading the Wiki, I now know.

Audience participation, including calls of "He's behind you!" (or "Look behind you!"), and "Oh, yes it is!" and "Oh, no it isn't!" The audience is always encouraged to boo the villain and "awwwww" the poor victims, such as the rejected dame, who usually fancies the prince.

Cue "The More You Know " graphic

She's a smackaholic.

Hey, that headline sucks. She didn't get arrested. She got kicked out.

I don't think it's illegal to make an ass of yourself at the theatre, just frowned upon.

gimmeabreak: This crazy koont makes Britney look like a choirgirl (or pantomimer for that matter), and Britney is much easier on the eyes.

Yeah, but La Wino's easier on the ears. I don't know either of the lasses, or watch MTV or whatever you'd watch if you wanted to see them, so since the only thing I'm ever exposed to is their music, Winehouse wins 1-0.