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(The Jeffersonian)   Egg man still a crack inspector after 35 years. Goo goo g'joob.   ( divider line
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2003-04-02 10:19:51 PM  
Yeah, that's right
I'm the Egg Man
Driving around
Egging the town
Al-ways got my win-dows rolled down
2003-04-03 12:26:00 AM  
/me predicts many jokes around "crack inspector"
2003-04-03 01:10:22 AM  
Dammit! We need a jpeg of Dan Ackroyd as the Norge repairman, STAT!
2003-04-03 01:12:07 AM  
Good good g'jaerb, Homestar.

2003-04-03 01:12:33 AM  
So many references. Can't decide, can't decide!! Should I use the Beatles??? Or howabout the Clerks guidance counselor???

Or maybe I'll just make a stupid pun like "this thread is all cracked up."

/got nuthin'
2003-04-03 01:12:47 AM  
I wonder if these eggs are cracked???
2003-04-03 01:13:32 AM  
the person who made the headline is a
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2003-04-03 01:13:34 AM  
I bet when he finds a whole batch of good eggs that he says, "EGGCELLENT."
2003-04-03 01:13:36 AM  
And how many cracked eggs make it through? Yeah! So your job is a joke, like a Today Sponge.
2003-04-03 01:14:00 AM  
He can even tell the age of the bird that laid it. Young hens push out peewees; the older ones drop jumbos.

Damn, that's funny.
2003-04-03 01:14:22 AM  
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I wonder if these eggs are cracked???
2003-04-03 01:16:31 AM  
That read like an obligatory high school newspaper article profiling the janitor.
2003-04-03 01:24:30 AM  
Good jorb.
2003-04-03 01:25:02 AM  
so, how is PETA taking this? are they for chicken abortion or not.
2003-04-03 01:26:57 AM  
Young hens push out peewees; the older ones drop jumbos.

This is true with chickens...

But can someone explain how my 6-year old (human) can clog the toilet with a jumbo while adults push out pee-wees?
2003-04-03 01:28:50 AM  
I'm eggspecting a lot of punny jokes out of this thread.

2003-04-03 01:29:03 AM  
now the question that arises is what happens to the cracked eggs? mexico? iraqi aid packages? france? because i doubt any egg processor wants to blow $1000's in eggs just because some cracked up fool says there cracked.
2003-04-03 01:38:59 AM  
2003-04-03 01:39:06 AM  
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2003-04-03 01:41:31 AM  
See, boys? It's important to have a job that matters. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

Music up: "You can go your own way (go your own way)"
2003-04-03 01:47:49 AM  
With a sexy job like that, I'll be he sure knows how to pull the chicks....

get it?


2003-04-03 01:47:49 AM  
04-03-03 01:38:59 AM Stereosaurs

It's goo goo g'joob, bro.
2003-04-03 01:52:22 AM  
slow. news. day.
2003-04-03 02:00:44 AM  
first thing I thought about... After I had read the article.

2003-04-03 02:00:56 AM  
first thing I thought about... After I had read the article.

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2003-04-03 02:07:34 AM  
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2003-04-03 02:10:08 AM  
2003-04-03 02:25:32 AM  
I thought it was "Cuckoo the Jew." Eggman sounds like a Jewish name to me.
2003-04-03 04:30:28 AM  
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2003-04-03 04:39:11 AM  
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2003-04-03 05:01:20 AM  
whoever submitted this: classy one-liner
2003-04-03 05:05:10 AM  
it's goo goo g'joob

as in "good job"

lennon were very, very high
2003-04-03 08:22:45 AM  
What a great candidate to speak at Career Day at your local high school....
2003-04-03 09:22:22 AM  
Is he still the walrus too?
2003-04-03 09:37:38 AM  
"I'm here to inspect some eggs."

Sounds like a line from a porno.

Hottie Clerk: Who are you?
Eggman: I'm here to inspect some eggs.
*cue 70s porn music*
2003-04-03 10:34:27 AM  
Congrats, HumbleGod, that was the first thing I thought of as well. Thanks, B-Boys

"Make a mistake and judge a man by his race
go through life with egg on your face
woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling"
2003-04-03 10:44:17 AM  
I ain't never seen a man eat 50 eggs.
2003-04-03 10:53:20 AM  
Hey, it sounds like a strange job, but the guy keeps rotten eggs from being sold and junk off the shelves. As far as I'm concerned, he's pretty cool - he does his job, and he does it well to the benefit of thousands of people.
2003-04-03 12:10:09 PM  
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2003-04-03 12:19:12 PM  
Randal: I'm as puzzled as you.

Woman: I've actually seen it before.

Dante: You know him?

Woman: No, I've seen that behavior before. Looking for the perfect carton of eggs, right?

Randal: Yeah. How'd you know?

Woman: I'll bet you a million bucks that the guy's a guidance counselor.

Dante: Why do you say that?

Woman: I was in the Food City last year when the same thing happened, different guy though. Stock boy told me that the guy had been looking through the eggs for like half an hour, doing all sorts of endurance tests and shiat. I ask the kid how come nobody called the manager, and he says it happens twice a week, sometimes more.

Randal: Get out of here.

Woman: I kid you not. They call it Shell Shock. Only happens with guidance counselors for some reason. The kid said they used to make a big deal about it, but there's no point.

Woman: He said they always pay for whatever they break and they never bother anybody.

Dante: Why guidance counselors?

Woman: If your job served as little purpose as theirs, wouldn't you lose it, too?

Randal: Come to think of it, my guidance counselor was kind of worthless.

Woman: See? It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I kill Chinamen for the railroad.
2003-04-03 12:37:18 PM  
Coo coo ca-choo is from Mrs. Robinson
Goo goo ga-joob is from I am the Walrus
2003-04-03 02:15:31 PM  
The walrus was Paul.
2003-04-03 04:07:45 PM  
Courtney Cox-Zucker-
It's been a while since I've seen it, but wasn't the woman's last line something like, "It's important to have a job that makes a difference. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for laboratory research."?

Or am I just totally cracked?
2003-04-03 05:16:34 PM  
Jack Gladney: Now that you say that, it sounds like you're probably right.

I quoted that line from the script and for some reason, thought it sounded kinda weird. (I couldn't remember the exact quote so I took it for granted it was correct and that I just remembered it wrong)
2003-04-03 05:21:50 PM  
I noticed this part of the script was off from what was actually in the movie... this customer's MALE.

CUSTOMER: Using filthy language in front of the should both get fired.

DANTE: We're sorry, ma'am
. We got a little carried away.

CUSTOMER: Well, I don't know if sorry can make up for it. I found your remarks highly offensive.
2003-04-03 07:44:00 PM  

Heh....he said poop.
2003-04-04 09:41:46 AM  
2003-04-04 09:46:31 AM  
2003-04-04 04:52:58 PM  
2003-04-10 08:00:00 AM  
My my aren't we testy today.
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