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(PhillyBurbs)   Man visits neighbor twice asking for beer and later breaks into the neighbor's house to steal more beer, proving that Farkers can be pretty persistent when the need arises   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 38
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2009-12-23 01:54:10 PM
My neighbor has a fridge in his garage and gave me a code to open the door just in case I run out of beer on Sunday.

/sucks that Georgia doesn't allow beer sales on Sunday
 
2009-12-23 02:18:19 PM
orangejuiceblog.com
 
2009-12-23 02:19:05 PM
jehovahs witness protection: My neighbor has a fridge in his garage and gave me a code to open the door just in case I run out of beer on Sunday.

/sucks that Georgia doesn't allow beer sales on Sunday


This is the kind of neighbor that gets Christmas gifts from you.
 
2009-12-23 02:19:12 PM
Poor dumb bastard... 2 counts of B&E is likely a fairly long sentence if all you're gonna grab is 7 beers.
 
2009-12-23 02:19:17 PM
I was saving that bacon beer!
 
2009-12-23 02:20:13 PM
He told me that I could get more if I needed. I swear it...
 
2009-12-23 02:20:41 PM
schattenteufel: I was saving that bacon beer!

Thanks for bringing back painful memories over that travesty of a movie.
 
2009-12-23 02:21:19 PM
What'll you have? Pabst Blue Ribbon. What'll you have? Three to five.
 
2009-12-23 02:29:45 PM
jehovahs witness protection: /sucks that Georgia doesn't allow beer sales on Sunday

When I lived in Georgia, my neighbor was the local bootlegger. Now that I live in Vegas, I don't have to worry about paying 12 bucks for a six-pack, just because I ran out on a Sunday.
 
2009-12-23 02:35:10 PM
jehovahs witness protection: My neighbor has a fridge in his garage and gave me a code to open the door just in case I run out of beer on Sunday.

/sucks that Georgia doesn't allow beer sales on Sunday


Best neighbor EVAR!

schattenteufel: I was saving that bacon beer!

www.firearmstalk.com
 
2009-12-23 02:38:14 PM
I would love to see the poor bastard that tried to swipe my fathers beer.

/it would be a long night of digging
 
2009-12-23 02:38:38 PM
Grandma?
 
2009-12-23 02:39:13 PM
I don't know which is worse? Stealing PBR or the guys name ...Higginbotham??
 
2009-12-23 02:39:15 PM
I understand the need for beer but it is seriously wrong to break the things of the guy that gives you free beer twice that day. Another nearby house try it dude.


/he deserves whatever sentance he gets for hurting the guy who gave him beer.
 
2009-12-23 02:40:17 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: I don't have to worry about paying 12 bucks for a six-pack, just because I ran out on a Sunday

yea, that whole "separation of church and state" thing is cool
Once had an idiot refuse AFTER the law was changed in that area
his boss was not entirely pleased his employee refused to .... do his job (take money from a customer)
 
2009-12-23 02:41:14 PM
hbk72777: it would be a long night of digging

pro-tip: you can go shallow, if nobody is going to miss them
 
2009-12-23 02:48:06 PM
Bartman66: I don't know which is worse? Stealing PBR or the guys name ...Higginbotham??

He obviously wasn't prepared for Higgs excitation
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2009-12-23 02:51:28 PM
hbk72777: I would love to see the poor bastard that tried to swipe my fathers beer.

/it would be a long night of digging


Meh. Two feet wide, six feet long, four feet deep takes one reasonably healthy person about 3 hours. With a shovel. As long as the ground isn't too rocky.
 
2009-12-23 02:55:34 PM
I prefer the old '12 foot drinking straw through the window ala Tom & Jerry' extraction method.
 
2009-12-23 03:00:42 PM
beer is for highschoolers and college kids
 
2009-12-23 03:00:46 PM
"Beer Burglar"?

Robble robble rattle rattle
 
2009-12-23 03:07:24 PM
Dude get thyself to rehab...you need to learn the finer points of stealing beer. If your going to do it, for gods sakes man not PBR.
 
2009-12-23 03:14:49 PM
Why would you steal PBR? Why would anyone pay for a case of PBR?
 
2009-12-23 03:15:14 PM
i20.photobucket.com

Approves
 
2009-12-23 03:15:56 PM
brotherpeacemaker.files.wordpress.com

I KNOW YOU KNOW HAVE BEER DAMNIT!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TOO
 
2009-12-23 03:18:04 PM
mottsnil: Dude get thyself to rehab...you need to learn the finer points of stealing beer. If your going to do it, for gods sakes man not PBR.

rateyourworld.files.wordpress.com

acceptable substitute
 
2009-12-23 03:19:38 PM
by which I mean, worth breaking and entering in somewhere
 
2009-12-23 03:21:10 PM
Eye saw what he did there


http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2009/dec/22/refusal-sell-beer-results-severe- be ating/
 
2009-12-23 03:23:37 PM
Talon320: Why would you steal PBR? Why would anyone pay for a case of PBR?

There's a "pabst bar" in Philly. You get a can of PBR and a shot of Jim beam for $5. Bob and Barbara's, check it out if you're in town. Word to the wise, it's much more fun to go if you're already trashed.
 
2009-12-23 03:24:40 PM
I know that mof has some more damn beer in there!

i141.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-23 03:25:38 PM
I was going to make a lame joke about giving him the Blue Ribbon for persistence but the guy was actually stealing PBR, so I hope the judge gives him a light sentence, so he doesn't have to worry about anyone tapping his keg.
 
2009-12-23 03:27:42 PM
Sorry about that:

Refusal to sell beer results in severe beating
Mike Prager
The Spokesman-Review

A 65-year-old store clerk was beaten so severely by a drunken assailant early today that he may lose an eye, Spokane Valley police reported.

The clerk declined to sell the man any beer because the 2 a.m. deadline for legal sales had just passed.

The victim told officers that the assailant was friendly at first and purchased a cup of coffee and then exited the Cenex store at 1403 N. Mullan Road after some chit-chat. A few minutes later, the attacker went back into the store, dropped the coffee on the floor and began striking the clerk.

What became a prolonged assault injured one of the clerk's eyes and broke the bone around his eye socket and sinuses. The victim drove to another Cenex to notify police after the assailant left with the store's portable phone.

The suspect is described as white, 25 years old, 5-foot-9 and 190 to 200 pounds. He wore a white baseball cap with a symbol on it, a light-colored t-shirt and jeans.

Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Check at 456-2233
 
2009-12-23 03:39:41 PM
sboyle1020: Talon320: Why would you steal PBR? Why would anyone pay for a case of PBR?

There's a "pabst bar" in Philly. You get a can of PBR and a shot of Jim beam for $5. Bob and Barbara's, check it out if you're in town. Word to the wise, it's much more fun to go if you're already trashed.


That's not the only one. Drinkers has a special that's something like that. PBR is also a dollar cheaper there if you shotgun it (at least at the one in Old City).
 
2009-12-23 03:46:55 PM
you have pee hands: sboyle1020: Talon320: Why would you steal PBR? Why would anyone pay for a case of PBR?

There's a "pabst bar" in Philly. You get a can of PBR and a shot of Jim beam for $5. Bob and Barbara's, check it out if you're in town. Word to the wise, it's much more fun to go if you're already trashed.

That's not the only one. Drinkers has a special that's something like that. PBR is also a dollar cheaper there if you shotgun it (at least at the one in Old City).


You're correct it's $1 if you shotgun Pabst at drinkers. But Bob and Barbara's literally has hundreds of old Pabst posters covering the walls.
 
2009-12-23 04:00:28 PM
https://www.orange.co.uk/images/editorial/hopper_may07rex_350.jpg

not obscure
 
2009-12-23 04:13:38 PM
Take anything ... anything, but the last beer or the last joint.
 
2009-12-23 07:40:34 PM
Bartman66: I don't know which is worse? Stealing PBR or the guys name ...Higginbotham??

I actually know a guy named Billy Joe Higginbotham..
 
2009-12-23 09:56:34 PM
FTA: "to stand trial on charges he broke into an acquintance's home in East Rockhill and stole up seven 16oz. cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon."

Who the hell says "stole up?"
 
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